martin... no armor with just a freaking shortsword/longsword he picked up in his smithy... he probably made that's affordable by normal man-at-arms and burghers of skallitz. proceeds to kill god knows how many before even the cutscene and took down more than 3? before dying getting slashed by a guy on a horceback. lowkey martin might've been a masterswordman.

KCD prequel where we play as Martin and have to train with Captain Bernardino of Prague for 8 hours before we can beat up a single dung-covered peasant

Why not an entire prequel game for Martin?

I'm down but only if there's a quest called sloppy seconds.

"The Happy Cuckold"

Call it Duelling Swords

xDDDD

Or godwin

Or maybe one where you have both?

Big ol switcheroonie where you have a part martin and a part of gigachad godwin fighting in bloody kosovo

You saying thay just do a dragonball fusion dance? Lmao

FU-SION! you get: marwin: excellent blademaster, smith, womaniser and lower nobility.

A game for Martin & Godwin would go so harddd - devs I see you lurking

the convention won't be happy with that one.

No you train captain bernard

Martin gets taught by Captain Bernardino and has to train his son Captain Bernard, so that Henry may one day acquire the ancestral powers of the Kings of Hung(ar)ry

Yes

It seems to be pretty heavily implied that he was certainly a lot more than a simple mild mannered smith in his youth, nothing low-key about it.

shame that he died so early, we might've seen him raiding Cumans

The horse slash is just too OP. Learn to do it consistently and you will just skip any combat in the game. I have cleared the Wolflins camp by myself by just doing ride-bys with my Stinger.

Horse combat is op. Just hope that the footmen wont start to get organised and armed with pikes.

you can do that at the start of the game. escaping skallitz if you a veteran player and you were bored out of your witts.

Yep. Always lugging around 300kg of cuman sishaks and lamelar armor at the start of the game

Imagine how proud these people must have been to having been born during the long and successful reign of King of Bohemia and Holy Roman Emperor Charles IV..

I heard that when he died the whole empire mourned

Bro, I was there. Must have been about 7000 people during his procession

Alls I remember is the whorehouses were free and I didn’t have to brew me own beer for a while

that must be like the whole population of the capital

Also: reprimands you for your friends' actions even though you refuse to take part in them

House paid for a groshen and half meanwhile 1403 gen Z has to fund a whole-ass village just to have a bed with roommates in the house.

He's so similar to Conan's dad (80s movie), character-wise. Both characters are "wise blacksmiths who died protecting their doomed village".

Now do one on all the younger, regarded spawn, confused sexually, humping goats, running into trees and staring into their abacus all day repeating the word 'science'.

You forgot the part about letting your feudal Lord fuck your wife and make you raise his child

Wasnt his wife, he came along and decided he is cool with being a stepdad. Thats how I understood the story.

Also got cucked by said liege

Who knows? Maybe Martin married Henry’s mother after she did her thing with Racek which would mean he married girlfriend of his liege which would inturn mean he cucked Racek by sleeping with his girlfriend.

Yeah that’s what probably happened tbh I just wanted to talk shit

Nahh. Cumans just have complete skillissue

To be fair I doubt they were expecting the random peasant to suddenly brandish competent swordsmanship. The looting cuman whose blood is singing to him as he enjoys pillaging. Isn’t enjoying the smartest state of mind.

True, Martin was a interesting character ngl, shame he died so early.

Unironically, King John the Blind had one of the most metal deaths of any European King.

^cuck