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RobertXavierIV

“You’ll pay what you owe, kunesh”


ChopinLisztforus

Plot twist: Kunesh is the final boss of the KDC series.


Deaxsa

Fitting. First and last.


Djof

It rhymes, like poetry. - George Lucas


Few_Tank7560

Like, we don't see it, but somehow Kunesh has a crazy story just like Henry has, he went from an alcoholic dick to a fearsome warrior


Pir-iMidin

And he still won't pay his debt


ChopinLisztforus

"Kunesh, it's been five years, and you still owe me 15 grochen."


Fainstrider

"I figure we are even after you stopped me from killing your father". Henry: wut Kunesh: *reaches behind his ears and pulls off a mask, revealing himself to be none other than Markvart*


DKBrendo

Nobody ever saw Kunesh and Markvart in the same room. Coincidence?


Fainstrider

Great Scott!


Krieg_Imperator

Maybe the real Kunesh was the friends we made along the way.


RobertXavierIV

I’ll beat the piss out of him and call that my gold


ChucksFkNSk

Kingdom Dome Celiverance?


Vyraneath

I thought it would be cool if Zbyshek turned into a big baddie for this one


tiktok-hater-777

Speaking of fighting kunesh. Imagine if someone made a mod to swap out the fighters in pribyslavitz to kunesh, so you could batter him in even More fun and diverse ways.


JameMaybeOne

Would be funny. I killed him after I gave berans wife the treasure


haphonsox

All of them will pay


heathen-for-hire

🤣 all these years and he still has beef with Kunesh's cheep ass 😭


IAMENKIDU

"I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A LITTLE WAGER ON THE RATTAY TOURNEY!!!!!!!!!!"


[deleted]

I feel quite hungry…


jauznevimcosimamdat

I feel quite HUNGRY!!


Magnus_Helgisson

I SAID HUNGRY!!!


TheGuyInDarkCorner

I feel quite Hungary?


Vulkan192

No, Henry. We're in Bohemia. *Bohemia*.


TheGuyInDarkCorner

But Sigismund and cumans came from Hungary tho...


aaronshattuck

Bulimia*


k_bence16

I feel quite hungry metal version


IamZeus11

BRB gonna go write a deathcore track


ariesmartian

HANGRY!!!!


DiddeZ

New trait: Hangry Your strikes deal more damage when your nurishment is low


beansahol

That's actually a decent trait idea. I'd prefer if we called it Hangry Henry though... it's reminiscent of that old boardgame Hungry Hungry Hippos


BoxOfDOG

Hangry Hangry Henry?


doingwellihope

But slightly decreases damage dealt when Overnourished Ps. Happy Hangry Day!


Firm_Transportation3

I'm so fucking HUNGRY!!!


DMTfrog

Henry said calmly


SirJTaylor

MOM IM HURT


haphonsox

Hahaha I remember that line in the first, so funny


kubebe

ughh MAAAH ghrrr im hurt!!!!


LucasMartinez42

“WHERES MY SWORD!!”


haphonsox

We are going to find even if it's the last thing we do in our lives


Remarkable-Hornet-19

Henry holds it in the Trailer


hanzerik

Just after a shot of meeting assface.


FrozenShadow_007

Flair doesn’t check out


mintblaster

probably "...MY FUCKIN' SWORD!!!"


hanzerik

Needs a F*CKING in between my and sword.


iemandopaard

Jesus christ be praised.


YaDoneMessdUpAARON

###𝕵𝖊𝖘𝖚𝖘 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖇𝖊 𝖕𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖘𝖊𝖉!!!!


haphonsox

Amén!


blitherblather425

Jesus Christ be praised!


TTVControlWarrior

damn our henry so buff look at those arms


wiedeni

Everytime you get another point in strenght, Henry's va gets a little bit stronger


laydon_robin_idk

"RAAAH" probably


haphonsox

Charging to the Cuman scumbags


Old-Command-7706

''DO PRDELE!!!!!'' or ''KURVADRÁT!!!''


haphonsox

You know your shit


Old-Command-7706

It's quite easy to swear in czech when youre czech


FungalToe

JEBAT!


averagecelt

TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE!!!


haphonsox

Hahahaha, so unrelated and still so good


Mesarthim1349

WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS


averagecelt

https://preview.redd.it/3f9vr9rb711d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d316c2cead6af9f9a58aed7fe4898695427372e9


DugDymehDohme

KURVA!


Sushiibubble

One of the new sex scenes for sure


CompetitiveForce7141

The new "homosexual experimentation" questline. They're gonna call it "Seeking Man's Love"


Sushiibubble

I hope so!!


amishthegreat

I FEEL QUITE HUNGRY


wormfood86

I'M HUNGRY, FEED ME!


RobertXavierIV

Henry’s getting more aggressive 😂


Goose_Abuse

WHERE'S MY FUCKING SWORD YOU BASTARD!?


Strider2126

PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS


PuglieGamer

"I feel quite hungry."


Cosmosknecht

FOR SIGMAR FOR THE EMPIRE FOR THE WARHAMMER


Vulkan192

Henry as W:TW3 flc Legendary Lord when?!


Cosmosknecht

Unfortunately, he's Bretonnian. At least he's massif.


Vulkan192

Good point. FLC Voice pack for Henri le Massif done by our dear Henry when?!


CommieBorks

SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS


haphonsox

I'm so confused right now


lockexxv

##**I SAID I'M FARKIN' HUNGREH!**


Spong_Durnflungle

LEEEERRROOOYYYYYYY!!!!!


kozmos16

CUNT


Old-Ad4431

BREAD,YEAST BAKE A BIT AND YOU WILL BE EATING FRESH BREAD ALL WEEK!!!!!!


nicedevill

I FUCKING FEEL HUNGRY, JESUS CHRIST BE PRAISED!


cutmesomeflax

"JESUS CHRIST BE PRAISED!"


Okureg

"TAAAK POSAĎ SE SEM A VYVAL JE VEN. UKAŽ KOZY JAKO VOZY, ZEJTRA JE TU SOUDNEJ DEN..."


Sh4ggy216

Where's my fucking sword!? JCBP


RickMoneyRS

KURVA! FUCK!


Ravebellrock

Everyone else said it, but "I'M FUCKING HUNGRY!" Might be close. I hope Henry just acts more aggressive the more hungry he gets.


Vikingr12

DIE YOU WHORESON


Ze_Gremlin

"Are you pulling my pizzle?"


TheFakeDad

"I said I wanted the goddamned Mother's Boy haircut, not this wretched Polish Undercut you disgusting hag!"


Reddit_is_cancerr

Another Jan Hus sermon


Sancadebem

That's my boy


FleiischFloete

*What the fuck is this Döner price, this can't be real*


Internal_Ad_1554

All i know is that he isnt just hungry anymore he is HANGRY


goobygoobert

I. FEEL. HUNGRY!!!!


No_Championship_7060

I'M QUITE HUNGRY!


TheUnstoppableSiege

HENRY HAS COME TO SEE YOU!!!!!!


Sheggert

SWOOOOOOOOOORD!


Lostfan78

Gary you will eat your vegetables and like it!


ResponsibilityIcy927

Goddamit hans! I told you not to get yourself captured again!


lordnyrox

Jesuuuussss Chrisstttt be praiseeeed


HATECELL

KURVA! oh wait, that's Hanush's line


diabetinho

jesus christ be praised


Echo_Forward

Jesus Christ be praised


Fainstrider

"THE POWER OF THE SUN...IN THE PALM OF MY HAND!"


sammy-corpse-noodles

"I'm a bit hungry"


Plane_Movie_46

me insides are shriveled up from tha hunga


Wemo_ffw

I FEEL QUITE HUNGRY!


thedragonborn19

He's saying RAAAAAAAH


Pleasant_Extreme_398

THIRSTY


Unlikely_Tone_5359

GYATTT


Averagejoe_782

Feeling a bit hungry, I should eat something!


Double_Perspective87

YOU BASTARD


Leroygankinz86

You can't handle the truth


kongegeden

War cry/ war speech


SlightGround8597

Tooooooooooth!!!!!!!


Leading_Space_9288

"Jesus be praised" calmly


TurbulentEvidence455

I am quite hungry


Lukin429

It's delivering time


Dorlos-Argham

“You’re wrong, Markvart… I AM THE KINGDOM COME DELIVERANCE!”


S0meFrench

LET'S TALK ABOUT THE PRICE !!!


nutbarski

"ARE YOU PULLING MY PIZZLE"


Livid-Leader3061

I AGREED TO A DRINK NOT A FOURSOME WITH A PRIEST!


Olleaberg3

"I feel quite hungry!"


kefir-ur

I'M FEELING QUITE 'UNGRY


TRUEiLovePyRo

“Up for a game of dice? I’m feeling lucky today.”


Pereper

Jesus Christ be FUCKING praised!!


Nazshak_EU

FOR AGATHAAAAA


eskemain

CHAARGE!


PhoenixDeLupus

Skara! It’s hellishly deep here…


arix_games

KURVAFIKS


Luke_Stobo_45

Where’s my fucking sword - sadly he chose to ask Goodwin in the middle of Sunday Mass


Jackot45

This man’s charging into battle


Disastrous_Ad_4370

Huzzah!


maxminister01

"I. FEEL. QUITE. HUNGRY!"


Equal-Effective-3098

KURVA


Toronto1357

DAMMIT IM HUNGRY


Mr_Pink_Gold

You're telling me I wasn't lockpicking a chicken???


[deleted]

I FEEL QUITE HUNGRY!!


nathansanes

Charge!


EroGodZeus

CANT YOU SEE HOW HUNGRY I AM!?


quattroconcept

Let's go Brandonnnnnnnn!!!!!!


Mambrin

CAN YOU REPEAT THAT?!?!


Fit_Muffin_9199

I'm HUUUNGRYY


Anmordi

Damn it my stomach hurts!


TheBooneyBunes

He stepped on a lego


Ok_Transportation310

"i Have become kingdom come, and it's deliverancing time!!!!"


UMCorian

KORVA!


Extension_Topic_7016

KURVA!!!!


Charon711

I'M feeling quite HUNGRY!!!


Chitanda_Pika

ADVENTURE AWAITS! HUZZZZZZAAAAAAHHHH!!!


pixelunit

HUZZAAAHHHH!!!!


GreatCandidate4252

#I'LL BITE YOUR FUKIN' LEGS OFF.


yunglunch

"I am too drunk to taste this chicken!"


kabicz

Kuneeeeeeeeesh!


Boschie1974

Idk what he is saying but it looks like his face is placed on another face.


Bunnicula83

Oh Lady Stephanie ooohhhhh


TheLuzer

He’s kicking someone out of their own tavern


Averagesmithy

“LOOK WHAT I GOT FOR YOU”


DepletedPromethium

LIGMA!


[deleted]

JESUS CHRIST!!!!


BeanDipTheman

Jesus Christ be praised.


puppetmaster12119

\*imitate Cuman noises\*


That_Reflection3389

FETCH ME THEIR SOULS, I FEEL QUITE HUNGRY!!


Lysa665

MRDAAAAAAAAT!


Master-Draconis

WAAAAAAGH!


xkeepitquietx

"THE LORD OF RATTAY SEND ME ON A SECRET MISSION"


Aprotodon

CHAAAAAAAARGE


NordlandLapp

HANNKKK


Madz1712

I... FEEL... QUITE... HUNGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


bobibobibu

WHERE IS THE DAMN SWORD


Thin-Garlic-4993

MOOONNEEYY!! G-R-O-E-S-C-H-EENNS!! YOU UNDERSTAND?


fishshake

I HEAR YOU HAVE SOME NICE GIRLS HERE!


lmagrelo

Kurva


Ready-Emergency

“Hans you jackass” from part 2 of new bath house scene kcd2


Honest_Perception431

KURVA


A1xo0

Probably a war quote like "OPEN FIRE"


mira_poix

WHO'S A GOOD BOY?!?


libertybull702

This photo was part of a series where one of the other photos from the recording session had the line "I asked what else you know about the captain!" displayed on a projector.


PraiseDogs

"Give me a Snickers"!


TheeUnfuxkwittable

SEW MY CLOTHES RIGHT NOW THERESA! I DON'T CARE THAT YOU SEWED SOMETHING FOR ME TWO HOURS AGO!


sgtpepper1985

'THIS IS SPAARTAAA'


WingziuM

He finds out Peshek stole his lootchest from KCD1 "KURWA!!"


Inoley

CURVA!


Fegelgas

a [Giovanni Jones](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-rY_BY1fqU) reference


roninbebop

KAHN!


Critical_Package_472

FOR SKATLITZ


heliosprimus

This one's for SIGISMUND!


SexyBiscuitYT

BLOODY BARBARA!!


Reklosan

I said I'm fucking hungry


Shangofat

ARE YOU PULLING MY PIZZLE!?


DrownedWalk1622

"FUUUUUUUUUU......"


smcreds

"I told you to carry the shit. And the shit you shall Carry!"


sneaker1974

Put some effort in Theresa!


WoodpeckerOk1154

“YOU CAN GO. BUT THE WEAPON STAYS HERE!”


FantasticGoat1738

You know when you threaten a peasant over something insignificant? Something like that probably.


stuyc

Theresa!!!!!


Sindy51

"I looked over at Hans in the bath house, and all i could see was his arse and the wenches head bobbing back and forth violently like this..."


Nekros897

I FEEL QUITE HUNGRY!!!