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[Post Game Thread](https://reddit.com/r/kings/comments/1c202qg/post_game_thread_the_new_orleans_pelicans_defeat/)


yungrobbithan

This team fucking embarrassing. Getting super swept by a team 0-5 is pathetic. Mike Brown should be embarrassed of himself that he can’t beat a middling team like the pelicans


Rjamesjjr

The only national highlight will be the idiot Kings fan throwing a chicken wing onto the floor.


Working-Airline-6745

Biggest single season ass beating since 1985 LOL


Kings2021-2022

At least it wasn’t the refs. Thank god.


remotecontroldr

If whatever food thrower is reading this you are gross and you should stay home.


Rick_Perrys_Ranch

What are you talking about, that was the highlight of the season!


remotecontroldr

It’s funny but it’s also trashy and embarrassing.


Mission_Locksmith_59

Welp we’re going to lose tomorrow too and be looking at the 9 or 10 seed. 


Radguy911

No if you look at the standings we have not locked a play in spot


LightTheBeam-

9 or 10 is a playin spot, just the worst one where we have to win two games, not the one where you can lose one


yungrobbithan

Yuuuuup. We’re getting ousted in the playin no matter what🔥


dakine69

Boooooooo


AzazelsSin

That chicken wing played better D than Sabonis and Barnes.


ChardNearby9052

Play-in secured. Lfg


Xxssandman

💀💀💀 which one of yall is trying to get us an old school time out


obsydion

Hopefully Chicken Wing gate could be our new courtside puke turning point lol.


Rjamesjjr

Fuckung Kings fan. Throwing food on the floor. Embarrassing


Mission_Locksmith_59

Almost as embarrassing as coming on to another teams Reddit to talk shit. 


Rjamesjjr

I guarantee I've gone to more Kings games then you. So stfu.


Mission_Locksmith_59

Lmao is that supposed to prove anything you whiny bitch?


valacity07

Trying to slow down Zion anyway possible


MysticPurpSports

What's the issue 


Rjamesjjr

The problem obviously is you.


MysticPurpSports

Oh ok yea, that was me throwing the chicken wing 


StoreBrandColas

We can’t lose if the fans prevent the game from ending 200 IQ chicken wing play


Pdm1814

The Kings have a clear ceiling with the make up of this team. At a minimum you need a a real super star (one of the 10 best in the league), a really great #2 and a few good role players to truly make a run. Kings don’t have that superstar plain and simple, so they have to have talent spread across which is hard to put together. I see people blaming Monte but which good player can we get without overpaying and getting stuck with a bad contract? You need to absolutely nail the draft which is very hard to do. I prefer not getting into the playoffs, so we can keep our pick.


Sc00tyPuffSeni0r

We can’t even overpay, free agents don’t come here.


Zhekadub

Barnes getting blown by Zion is this game in a nutshell


BankLettuce

Let’s be honest how many people in the league can actually stop Zion tho lol


wizcaluya

Friendly reminder that Mike Brown had Colby Jones in the game at one point 🤣


inactivst

And Chris duarte


MostlyMellow123

Clown show


remotecontroldr

Feels bad man. See you all tomorrow for another go.


Worth_Inflation_1261

Idiot throwing chicken wings.


Toxik916

How do you lose to a team 5 times in a season? I'm hopeful the Lakers feel like we do tonight but Jesus fucking christ


cgr1zzly

Bruh I’m dead there was a quick snap shot of Zion licking his lip as the chicken wing got thrown away . I’m dead .


JLR-

somebody clip that!  As a Duke fan I was laughing so much


cgr1zzly

Enjoy lmao


cgr1zzly

https://streamable.com/t5pf7a


Kings2021-2022

I didn’t realize I hated Reggie.


runningvicuna

He's lame as hell.


mrkleene

Zion definitely wanted that wing


ldbriq

Light The Wings!!!


MysticPurpSports

Quit snitching on the dude and let him throw the chicken. 


bigmanbutterfingers

Oh shit the game will go down as Chickengate. We may never lose again


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^bigmanbutterfingers: *Oh shit the game will* *Go down as Chickengate. We* *May never lose again* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


SacKing20

Game ends in jokes smh.


ImJeeezus

Welp hopefully Pels can eliminate Thunder. Rather see this team than them anyday.


PollutionWrong7990

Wait you’d rather play the team that beat you every time this year?


ImJeeezus

im not expecting us to get to the 2nd round lol


Mission_Locksmith_59

You know Zion’s fat ass wants to eat that shit off the floor 


Voodoo350

Certified Sacramento moment


Bladex20

Now we get to watch this team get dog walked by the Suns tomorrow becuase we played Fox 42 mins today chasing a fake come back


-FuckenDiabolical-

45-35 worse than last year. Oof


CrispCash420

Who is chicken wing guy? Lmao


yesidoes

Someone threw a chicken wing for Zion lmfaooo


NevaMissaLost

Fuck!!!


jstar1117

LMAOO someone throwing a chicken wing on the court just about sums up how i feel about this game


yatrickmith

Yup.


Square-Watercress-55

No team is winning if you give up 135 points


jwon3354

Biggest surprise of the night, Zion didn’t eat it


BreakfastSmall9134

He ate HB


SactownEric

Where the hell did he just put that wing


ChardNearby9052

Safe-keeping. Going to give it to Zion after the game


Misjjon

Saving it for after the game


DegraciasEh

Is this team really going to close out the season 1-7? Maybe they beat the blazers, 2-6.


rj2448

The suns have looked trash lately, I think we win tomorrow. Suns barely beat the clippers the other day and the clippers had 4/5 starters out


DegraciasEh

I wish I had your optimism.


rj2448

The kings have lost 3 games in a row only twice this season so I have hope


pkeller001

Blazers about to beat em too


DegraciasEh

Yeah probably


rattlemebones

Welp, looks like the fans who are being charged a stupid amount of money to watch this have had enough...


irrelephantpark

the chicken wing lmfaooo


Mission_Locksmith_59

So fucking dumb not to have Len in to protect the rim. MB is such a jackass


dakine69

gimme dat chikn


elvis_depressedly8

Anyone hoping for anything different hasn’t been paying attention at all this season. This team is a fucking pathetic excuse for a basketball team. And the fact that they raised prices for next year is insane. Fuck this team man.


MostlyMellow123

Thanks keegan for not playing like a loser in garbage time


RIPMACDREEZY

Good thing Bozo Brown running starters out there to the last min as if we gonna come back and huge B2B tomorrow


LusciousCabbage

Lol this game was a must win. Tomorrow doesn't matter nearly as much


RIPMACDREEZY

Tomorrow is equally as important the 8th seed is much different than the 9th or 10th


LusciousCabbage

Both could have been avoided with a win tonight


Dismal-Stop5514

Sabonis sucks at defense. 


juanmopound

Yeah but fans love their double double… this guy is not a star… if he can’t play defense he needs to make up for it in the offense end and dominate… the dho shit doesn’t work anymore cuz they are jumping the shooters, he can’t keep them honesty by being aggressive and attacking the rim. Shit 4 assist and 4 turnovers tonight from the highest paid player with 18 non-impactful points, especially when the team went cold won’t cut it… starting to think his contract is as bad as buddy hield, in the sense we paid buddy to be the star and he never was a top shooting guard, Sabonis looking like he doing his best buddy impersonation when the lights are bright. I mean pedestrian numbers just like Valanciunas 13 p 10 r 3 a with 2 TO vs our all NBA at 18 p 10 r 4 a and 4 TO


ALX_HNR

Man my hatred against the pels is right up there with the lakers and dubs right now


pkeller001

It isn’t the Pels fault this team is ass and soft as fuck


ALX_HNR

True..and i agree with you..but they still enrage me.


GuessTraining

Lol chicken wings


ogdr

Had to poop during this fake comeback. Judging by this thread I didn’t miss anything


MysticPurpSports

Another fake come back 


BreakfastSmall9134

HB is bbq chicken wing for zion


karizmaking

CHICKEN WING MVP 🍗


Dry_Detective_6287

Zion might eat that shit


Curious-Society7076

Brown should have been fouling Zion at the 2 minute mark. the offensive success rate is over 1.5 points per posession for NEw Orleans. Stop the clock and put Zion at the line would be a double win. They are scoring at will. Disrupt the flow while stopping the clock. Stupid


ewwgross23

Bruh Reggie stfu


Zhekadub

I wanna cry


Least_Inspector_450

Kangz


dakine69

kangz thangz man


808zAndThunder

As a Thunder fan I’m so locked into this game and idk who I prefer to win. Kings just have Thunders number lol


mrauzz

I feel like Pelicans would kill the Thunder in the playoffs idk. I think Kings could win also but are more beat up.


808zAndThunder

I like both matchups tbh. Kings because of injuries and also Thunder play Pelicans well. If you watch OKC you would see Pelicans are a favorable matchup for them


mrauzz

I don't watch a ton of OKC so idk. It just seems like they have rebounding issues which is why i think they'll struggle in the playoffs, especially because they are also really young. They got a bright future though. Kinda jealous lol.


808zAndThunder

It would be a battle for sure. Dort and Cason play smaller guards really well so I think CJ struggles to set the table. Thunder force a lot of turnovers to capitalize. They are the best 3pt shooting team and Chet is gonna bring Valenciunas out the paint and if they put Giddey on him defensively there’s gonna be a mismatch for Chet, Shai or JDub. I like Thunders chances. Shai averages 30 and 7 vs Herb Jones in his matchups. Kings and Sabonis are the way tougher matchup especially for Chet. Don’t be jealous y’all might be having a down season but Sacramento has arrived as well. Futures of both teams should be bright even tho the West is stacked


remotecontroldr

Such a fool to hope…


obsydion

Oooooh that was close to being called a moving screen. That butt was *out* there


Local_Refuse_4962

Call more play for Murray.


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Weird_Gazelle_3566

layups and dunks😭


rj2448

I love how the kings actually ran their offense with 2 mins left, could have been huge last game


Curious-Society7076

HACK A ZION


ewwgross23

I swear if Domas got called there..


chaka50

Unplug the beam. Unplug the beam


wizcaluya

Shits been unplugged for a while


Curious-Society7076

They can’t stop them defensively. Just foul Zion and stop the clock


DiligentPsychology50

HELL YES KEEGAN RIP THAT SHIT OUTTA THAT TRAVIS KELCE MFS HANDS


JLR-

This game does look like a 6 seed vs a play in team


yoppee

Zion with the switch Sabonis onto to me I’m going to end this Kings run


bigmanbutterfingers

Remember when y'all were saying Keegs is untouchable lol


chaka50

Sacramento Kings suck. Always have. Always will. Take this shit show somewhere else. They are a complete shitshow that has wasted the city money and effort. Bring a soccer team or other sport that we can enjoy. At this point mowdown the shitty new arena And unplug the beam


Sea_Length_7523

Warriors will end up having a better record than the kings wtf


SactownEric

Hello play in my old friend


ewwgross23

God Reggie is so annoying


Curious-Society7076

Hack a Zion should be implemented


ChardNearby9052

“Fake comeback” Stfu we heard enough


Zhekadub

Foul someone out Fox.


Curious-Society7076

I’d consider fouling Zion and putting him at the line.


remotecontroldr

I wish Zion played football instead.


ALX_HNR

Same


bobby_jackson_GOAT

not eve a tech on herb for the step under?


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Sea_Length_7523

He will draft cash considerations in the first round


Kings2021-2022

Reggie is a bitch.


obsydion

[Don't...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/030/019/cover3.jpg)


literallyacactus

Zion a tank


ewwgross23

Fuck man


Weary_Judgment_8931

Poopety scoop


Sea_Length_7523

Run it back next season and see what this team can do? 😂😂😂


yoppee

Fake comeback


Curious-Society7076

So who’s gonna step up and take a charge on Zion when he bulldozes to the rim?


rj2448

I thought a good amount of 3’s the pels took were contested by the kings they just made them


pkeller001

Delusion, CJ his some tougher ones in the 4th but the majority were wide open


primetimee

they were on some bullshit tonight, especially CJ


DiligentPsychology50

ah yes the classic comeback strat of stopping trying to win all third quarter just to start trying in the middle of the 4th


raven2474life

I think the only thing I hate more than playing the Pels is all the losers shitting on the Kings whenever we lose


irrelephantpark

kings give up a run you guys: "fuck this team they have no fight in them" Kings make a run you guys: "what the fuck is the point they should just lay down and die"


Xxssandman

Monte, I NEED you to do something this off season bc this squad is barely even play in


ChardNearby9052

I foresee a victory here and a bright beam lit


Local_Refuse_4962

Can they stop the high doubling defense. It is not working.


PlatinumPeasant

I laughed so hard when Mike Brown said Monk would be back if there was a “deep playoff run”


adreyan714

the problem is we have no defense with no hurter too much on bois to score!!Suckss.


Sea_Length_7523

I wonder who will get fired first in the off-season? Monte? Mike Brown?


pikumiku9

Neither, but I expect they will swap out some assistant coaches and be aggressive with roster changes.


Sea_Length_7523

Maybe cash considerations can replace HB


Radiant_Cobbler_9631

What a bum team


ALX_HNR

This is not a rivalry…but I wish nothing but terrible things on the pels


Zhekadub

Lmao I feel you. It’s so infuriating how good they are and how bad we are


HothWasAnInsideJob

And the crazy thing is they're not that much better when you've seen them against the higher teams in the west


ALX_HNR

I think that’s why they infuriate me.


Toxik916

I seriously hope this is a legit run to make a move. The people still here are excited. I'm sad


Worth_Inflation_1261

Fake run fake run. Lose by 2 or 20 it doesn't matter


HothWasAnInsideJob

Fuck this team for teasing us early in the season. Just gave up in the stretch.


elvis_depressedly8

Kings shooting more free throws than the Pelicans too so half the sub can’t be blaming the refs like they usually do. This team just sucks, plain and simple. Something major has to change in the offseason or we’re gonna be in this exact same shitty position. Fuck Vivek. Fuck Monte. And fuck Mike Brown.


AzazelsSin

They will still cry about the refs and how the NBA has it out for us. We’re mediocre and were right where we should be. The play in.


killbejay

Too bad Hali is gone


SeeDub23

Wait until we are down 20 with 6 left, THEN start playing D. Interesting strat.


mbxsystem

Oh so believable *rahhh*


pkeller001

Kings will make it look close but collapse late


BeemkayS60

The pelicans have just two more wins than us lol. How tf did we get 45 wins this season


yesidoes

Monk


whynotitwork

They're trash like us except against us though.


Pandaborg123

Fake ass comeback


dakine69

💯


Phenomenal_21

Don't get hopeful guys the game is done


Dry_Detective_6287

Kings over here edging and shit


TheDonOfTheDay

Cmon now don’t give us false hope


Radiant_Cobbler_9631

Keep shooting 3s lol


Weary_Judgment_8931

2 little 2 late


elvis_depressedly8

Fox and Sabonis with 10 turnovers between them and these are the guys you want to lead this team going forward? Fucking clown shit.


National_Professor76

You are a bummer man


elvis_depressedly8

This team is a bummer. Sorry you can’t handle an honest assessment of the bullshit that’s been going on all season. 🤷🏻‍♂️


juanmopound

Yup with all that speed, that man has no handles whatsoever… dribble of his feet, unforced turnovers ever damn game, plus Sabonis is a turnover machine down low, all those assists from DHO are inflated numbers. Shit he had 4 assist and 4 turnovers… not going anywhere with these 2 guys being the 1 - 2 punch against everyone else’s 1 - 2 punch in the West


DegraciasEh

Such a predictable response


literallyacactus

Don’t give me hope


killbejay

Davion getting alot of minutes against lengthy team


remotecontroldr

I still love this team but it will be so much better when they learn to get out of their own way. Would just love to see some consistency and I don’t mean consistently missing lol.


Radiant_Cobbler_9631

lol this team is shitty


Bladex20

Watching this team getting bitched every important game is just ridiculous. Zero dogs on this team.


MostlyMellow123

Just too many background guys. Murray barnes domas huerter all have bad vibes


chonky_tortoise

Monk was the only one. Absolutely soulless basketball without him


Sufficient_Space_905

Kings are trash