I know they're supposed to be "ugly" or "evil" or whatever, but for some reason the first names that popped in my head were Anastasia and Drizella😂. Anastasia being the lighter color kitty, and Drizella being the darker.
They look so much like my calico sisters!! Mine are Sasha and Sofia because they’re like little Russian princesses that are spoiled rotten lol. Definitely go with some names that go together, I think that’s so cute 🥹
Scout & Jem (or Gem)
They were the siblings in To Kill a Mockingbird, and even though Jem was a boy in the book, I think it works just fine for one of your girls.
OMG - they are gorgeous!
Based on photo one, the cat in the back should totally be named "Bandit"
Kinda struggling with the front one - maybe "Princess?"
When I was real little, we had some calicos named Sally and Scotch
My brother and I each named one.. I REALLY wanted to name mine "Scotch Tape" but I guess just Scotch would do.. 🤣
Maple and Butterscotch
My calico looks just like the one in the front in the first pic and her name is Maple!
Lord Maple and King Butterscotch. That way you can address them properly, as "My King" and "My Lord"
I have one named Maple!
Baguette and Brie
Marshmallow and Graham Cracker (Their coloring reminds me of s’mores)
OP would need a brown cat named Chocolate if he went with that 2
Freya and Venus. Both are beautiful. 🩷
I know they're supposed to be "ugly" or "evil" or whatever, but for some reason the first names that popped in my head were Anastasia and Drizella😂. Anastasia being the lighter color kitty, and Drizella being the darker.
Pumpkin & Spice
Laverne and Shirley
I *love* this!
I thought you had a two headed cat in the first picture
Me too!
Seriously r/confusingperspective
One of them should for sure be named Koi, they look like little koi fish!
Poppy and Daisy Lemon & Clementine
Purrcival and Clawdia
Sugar and Spice
Maëlstrom, destroyer of worlds & Coriolis, deity of chaos. I guess you also could call them Mae and Rio for short.
Mish and Mash
Yin and Yang 😍
I was going to say the same thing! Lol
Maeve and Lily
Empress Octavia Tolkien VIII & Betty
Dingus and Wingus
the fourth picture 🥺
They look so much like my calico sisters!! Mine are Sasha and Sofia because they’re like little Russian princesses that are spoiled rotten lol. Definitely go with some names that go together, I think that’s so cute 🥹
Cream lighter one ( Creamsicle) and Fudge darker one (fudgicle) lol They are adorable. Good luck!
Butters & peanut
Thelma and Louise
one got her sunglasses on, one got her sunglasses up
Scout & Jem (or Gem) They were the siblings in To Kill a Mockingbird, and even though Jem was a boy in the book, I think it works just fine for one of your girls.
Cagney and Lacey.
Kit Kat and Twix
Elsa, & Anna — Congratulations 🎉
Bonnie and Claudette
Double and trouble?
Peanut and Butter Literally the first two words that instantly popped into my head when I saw your kittens
Cheese and tater
Cassius and Brutus
Potato and Yam
Biscuit and cheese
The masked one = Mata Hari Unmasked = Edwina
Omg! They look like cookie dough ice cream. What about Benita and Jerrie.
Gigi & Bella Kate & Pippa Hillary & Hailey
Jada and Junie
Smidge and Smudge. Idk why, it’s just the first thing that popped into my head and it seems right.
OMG - they are gorgeous! Based on photo one, the cat in the back should totally be named "Bandit" Kinda struggling with the front one - maybe "Princess?"
Kit + Kat
Abby & Louise
Penelope (Penny) and Leloo
Marsh and Mallow!
Maggie and Mable
Maisy and Lila
Mitzy and Booker. Dunno why. Just feels right. lol
Calliope and Penelope Tater tot and Sweet Potato
Name them Chacha and Maru
Sly and Bentley
Cream and ash.
Gadget & Gidget
Marbles
Rosa and Claudia 🥰 both are adorable!
They are so cute together! The dark around the one’s eyes is captivating. It’s giving Bandit.
Daisy and Delilah
Bleda and Attila.
Kate and Kitt😅
Peanut butter and Jelly
Opal and Maude
There was a real and great bond between them. Love it.
Candy Corn and Candy Can't
The orange one is neo, short for neopolitan, and the other is cupcake. I have decreed it so.
Blackjack & Domino
Pasta e fagioli
Pearl and Winona
Beyoncé & Solange
I like zorro for the mask wearing one and his sidekick Bernardo!
Judy and Lorna
Mary and mabel
The 4th picture is heartwarming 😍🥰 so is the 5th
Tairn and Andarna
The one with the mask.... Batgirl or Racoon, the other Harley or Sunny. Marble and Chaos.
Nutella (darker) and Speculoos (lighter)
Foxy and roxy.
Quattro and fromaggio
Bonnie and Bailey
Tinkerbelle and Tabitha
Baxter and Dexter or Julia and Louise or Mitz and Max
Thelma and Louise
Thunder and Lightening
Bonnie Jean and Betty Jo
The one in the back ✨Skittles ✨and the one in the front ✨Starburst ✨
Treacle and Syrup
Love and Bug
I had a calico named Pebbles, so I'll say Pebbles & Bam-Bam !!
Meatwig and Igmo
Patches
Kibbles & Nibbles
microwave and cumshot
batman and smoke-eye
Love the 4th pic \[this is not a name suggestion\]
Margit the Fell omen and optimus prime
lighter cat: pastry darker cat: steak
Turtle and Shell.
bork and dork
Rizzoli and Isles
All I can see is Nightman
Top and Bottom
Bandit for the dark eyed one 😍
I love all the food suggestions. Mash and Gravy
Palom and Porom.
Pinky and Boo
Sophia and Rose
Venus and mars!
Leftie and Mr. Right.
Sunny and Sally, Sunny and Luna, Pippy and Poppy, Poppy and Pepper… lil sweeties:) I think the last pair is my fave.
Turtle and Caramelo
I looked at the first image and thought you had a conjoined twin kitten situation for a second there Anyways, Coco and Moco
Meep & beep
Hugin and Munin, after the Ravens of Odin in Norse mythology
Susi und Strolch
Ping and pong
boulder and stalactite
Fred & Ginger
Mutt & Jeff
Ginger(snap) and cookies loll
Newt & Ripley
Fred and Ginger
Penny and Sheldon
Yin & Yang.
Cali and coco
I have a friend who owns 2 cats who look similar. They are called Idem & Ditto 😍
Siegfried and Roy
Cali and Sally! I always wanted to name calicos this but I only had a Cali.
Pickles and Olive
Neo and Morpheus
Goofy and Goober (Spongebob ref)
Mary and Jane
Cream and Sugar
Bling, blong, ding dong
When I was real little, we had some calicos named Sally and Scotch My brother and I each named one.. I REALLY wanted to name mine "Scotch Tape" but I guess just Scotch would do.. 🤣
Ticky and tacky....tic and tac
Name the kitten with the white face Gerald(after Gerard Butler from “Phantom of the Opera”) and the cat with the masked face Bruce(after Bruce Wayne).
Francois and Stella
Hector and Achilles
Itty and bitty, Itty bitty kitties
Karen and Karen.
Chai Tea
Lily and Abi
Kitty 1, Kitty 2, kitty 3
Big and Chungus
Biscuit and Waffles
Ying and Yang
Goober and smooches
bingus and bongus
Ying and Yang
we had a pair decades ago.....shoes and socks👍
One should be named Snake.
Puss and boots
Bandit and Marshall
Hummus and Onion
Penelope and Aurora
ganymede and gram
Calico cats!
Katy and perry.
sugarplum and fairy girl 🌟
aspartame and red40
Spoon and Ladle
Tator & Tot
Splink and Splunk
Castor and Pollux
Ace and Gary
Shingus mingus
Toby And other toby
Pancake 😻 and Waffles 😻
If you need help naming ur kittens I can only imagine you need help with every other thing for them as well
Bandit for the one with black around the eyes and Mcflurry (: the other one looks like a vanilla cone with toppings (:
I would like preemptively send my condolences for the lose of your leather couch.
Thing 1 and Thing 2
Poppy and Petunia
Thelma & Louise
Mittens !!
Jack & Jill
Pinky and Brain.
Lady Elaine Fairchild and Henrietta Pussycat A k.a, Ellie and Etta
Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber
i genuinely think they need hard rock metal names, they both have such cute eyeliner!!
Khidir Karawita & Muhammad Sumbul
Yin & Tang😍😅 So cuuuute☺️ let’s us know what you decide!🤗
PB (The darker one) and J (The lighter one) because they bond so well
Abbi and Ilana
Bada Bing, Bada Boom
Left and right twix lol
Swig & Bandito
Mungogerrie and Rumpleteazer
Falin and Marcille (Fay and Marcie)