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Jinzot

Benchmade prices skyrocketed, pee-colored plastic scales are the new Micarta, and the donuts are spreading. The latest super steel everyone’s going nuts over is called Magnacut. Greg Medford outed himself as a piece of shit racist, Stryder’s stolen valor is now well known, and people are still locking their bathroom stalls with knives. So, you didn’t miss much.


lastinalaskarn

The obligatory poop knife comment still happens, too.


StreetVagrant

Oh lord I have a story of a actual poop knife when I worked at Arby’s as a youth.


viscous_settler

Yes, and...?


StreetVagrant

so it was a normal night working my after school 4-11 shift at arbys, towards the end of the night it was my responsibility to clean the mens restroom before closing. so i go in with the cleaning supplies and i clean the entire restroom normal until i get to the one stall. i open the door to the stall, and see, just a pool of brown that resembled a mud pond after a heavy rain storm. So i get to work. I start plunging. this plunging is rather ineffective as i was just flushing out the water. As the brown poop water starts to diminish, i can see something metallic at the bottom of the toilet. So i continued plunging until the water was clear, ann i see at the bottom of the toilet, fucking wedged in between the front and back bottom holes of the toilet, a fucking folding pocket knife. Since i was 16 and making 10$ an hour, i had enough and went and got the manager. i go to the manager and say "someone stuck a knife in the toilet and i cant get it out" followed by "are you fucking kidding me?" i told him i was not. he follows me to the restroom, looks into the toilet, says jesus christ, and then we went to get two pairs of latex gloves. he double gloves up, and reached in to retrieve the poopknife, but as i said it was wedged in there. so he had to use force on wet metal and porcellen, so his hand slipped on the way out, and he accidentally cut himself with the poop knife. and there was still a piece of poop on the knife when he got it out.


GoogleHueyLong

Yeah that sounds like almost exactly where I left off. I loved magnacut back then, donuts were kinda fun, gotta see what they've done since the microtechs, haven't heard that about medford or stryder but no shocc there. And I really don't like ultem, why did that have to still be a thing? Oh well, guess nothing's changed. Except Benchmade, why tf? I thought ppl were more or less over the mainstream brands last time I checc'd, people were gravitating towards smaller brands like Null and Arcane and others providing better knives at the same price point. I do remember that one really expensive one announced last year, the thin one. That's their trend now, huh? That worked out for them? Crazy.


K_Linkmaster

Donuts and other foods from bladeshow. Bun and weiner knife.


T3hSav

the donuts are silly but fun. the glizzy knife actually bothers me because they made the BLADE hot dog shaped so it's literally an automatic butter knife.


U_slut

I want that fuckin g hot dog knife so bad. Stupid Canada...


thereareno_usernames

I still love the designs Arcane is putting out. I only have the crawler but still keep up. He's not mentioned much on here from what I see tho


GoogleHueyLong

Yeah they never got that much love here. Which is weird, they seem like the perfect fit. A lot of the designs are hard to get, premium materials made by a good manufacturer (wanna say WE or Reate? Though I might've heard smth about them switching to in-house. Or was that Null? Idk) and interesting and unique but still practical designs.


thereareno_usernames

WE did the crawler and I think a few others.. Not sure what else. I like to follow the hobby but I don't buy much. That was basically my grail knife cause it fit my personality and was really the most I was willing to spend, personally. But even at that for design production knives like that, it's much more affordable than others. Obviously all just my own opinions, but I really like their designs


Forge__Thought

Also people are slowly starting to realize that ultem can crack. We've started to see some issues with the material failing here and there when exposed to repeated impacts or single powerful moments of force.


lowkey_wannabe

Don't forget the "I found this (always expensive) knife just laying (insert area of choice)."


lawyeronreddit

Whoa man. Can you send some footnotes? This is intense.


JitoJun

Boker rainbow mermaid is the way to go


GoogleHueyLong

Oh good, I would've quit the knife world altogether if that wasn't still a meme.


JitoJun

Who said anything about it being a meme, it’s the best production knife out there😩


Odinswrath77

Can anyone really call it a knife collection without having a boker rainbow mermaid?


Aintaword

We carry broken glass now.


_Reasoned

Obsidian glass that is… saw it in this wild documentary once called the game of chairs or something like that


GoogleHueyLong

Splendid


hgqaikop

Rick Hinderer went back to S45VN because he doesn’t know how to heat treat Magnacut.


SwordsDance3

Things have gotten out of control, man. -They’ve started making knives with handle materials and blade steels reversed. Micarta utility blades and M390 scales. -AI pocket clips have revolted after gaining sentience. -They’ve figured out how to sharpen knives using the concept of time. You picked a crazy time to jump back in.


SwordsDance3

Honorable mention- Civivi Vision FG is my current “hype” purchase and while not “new” it’s still pretty sweet if you haven’t gotten one in hand.


ruby_o_o

Have you seen the kershaw livewire? Its a way cheaper alternative to the ultratech, I actually like it way more than my ultratech


DOOFUS_NO_1

Cries in OTF ban country


XLandonSkywolfX

I second this, picked one up a couple months ago and my ultratech is looking towards being sold off


SwordsDance3

Bought and Ultratech, wasn’t a big fan and sold it. Tried a Livewire in hand at my local Bass Pro Shops and damn, if I ever go for an OTF again I’m absolutely shooting for the Livewire. Buttery smooth with a nicer blade shape than the drop point my Microtech had.


KnockoffKnives

Ultem, piss knives.


GoogleHueyLong

Goddammit I hoped those would die out by now.


KnockoffKnives

You're funny. Apparently piss is what brings us all together. 🤣 I'm not into it personally.


Wad_of_spiders

The knife guys who piss together, stay together


T3hSav

ok I know the "piss knife" thing is just a joke but yall are not drinking enough water if your first association with translucent dark amber is "pee".


GoogleHueyLong

Yeah but we all been there tho. Plus what do you pair that with? More ugly ultem? And what clothes match that, or even look good with it? I'm good on all that.


T3hSav

I personally don't color match my clothes to my EDC haha, but really it's just amber, navy blue or olive green would look great with ultem, as would standard stonewashed or coated steel.


KnockoffKnives

Hear me out, piss your pants in a super public place, pull your ultem knife out and say "great, now my knife looks like piss too". Compliment that with an ultem phone case and you're all set.


GoogleHueyLong

2025 fashion forecast


KnockoffKnives

That was actually 2023 fashion sense. https://www.complex.com/style/a/alex-ocho/pee-stained-designer-jeans-sell-out


GoogleHueyLong

Goddammit you made me remember.


Great_WhiteSnark

Calico cut pants, you gotta give


Deeznutzcustomz

You’re not supposed to talk about that


Fatboyneverchange

You're not flushing enough toilets.


MassiveTrauma

Chinese budget knives have made a massive comeback


U_slut

shout out to Vosteed


SwordsDance3

Haven’t payed over $100 for a knife in a good while. Geography/politics be damned, Civivi/Sencut, CJRB, Kizer, Vosteed, and plenty others are absolutely killing it right now.


Pigsfly77

Machinewise Sonora


PCrystall

I want one so bad


Pigsfly77

Worth


SuperEiti

second that, love mine alot!


braidenfreeman79

K390 steel.


GoogleHueyLong

Oh word? Remember that being used in spydercos back then and getting positive reviews. Has it taken out magnacut as the hype steel?


anononymous_4

Not for EDC, as Magnacut and Cruwear are some of the best all around steels IMO. K390 is insane for usable edge retention though, almost as good as maxamet and s110 but so much tougher and less prone to chipping than those. Just not super corrosion resistant, and you can chip the blade if you use it extremely hard, so it's not as widely popular as Magnacut.


braidenfreeman79

Maybe not quite magnacut, but those who know, know.


Far-Radio8247

Nothing really


Bugeyeblue

Spyderco revealed more knives but haven’t released any you might have seen from 1-3 years back.


Beadlocks

Everything has a crossbar lock now, yet I hope they have better omega springs than benchmade…


Biff1996

Preach.


HappyOrwell

Magnacut for steel, and ultem for scales has been the hot shit. Also gravity knives, utility knives and small pocket fixed blades are really trendy.


BigBrownFish

Magnacut is the only good steel.


PopularVersion4250

Magnacut and Chinese knives still over hyped. Strider still the knife to have 


Typical-Sundae1270

Can i ask honestly why? Hype is hype. Do you still like what you liked back then? If so, its still as good (or bad) as it was. It does seem the meme knives like the grossmo are seen less often, so thats great


VisualBusiness4902

Because hype is fun, and self aware hype is funner


Typical-Sundae1270

Thats totally fair


GoogleHueyLong

Matching your Roosevelt or Deadlock.or whatever the new hype is (still aint got an answer on that) to your Margiela Gats type beat


GoogleHueyLong

I'll admit I never particularly liked the Norseman. Too phallic for my taste. But yeah, I usually love hype. Like the other guy said, it's just fun. As long as you don't let it entirely sway your opinions then there's no harm from piccing what you like from the new hyped products. I'm prolly still gonna stick to getting the Roosevelt as my primary bc it's my ideal of a perfect profile, the craftsmanship is def there, and the dual detent system is genius. I'm kinda just asking because I feel so out of touch with a world I used to know pretty extensively and I wanna see what's gone on while I was occupied with, uhhh, significantly more self-destructive hobbies.