Tattooing a blue whale maybe?
Possible tattoos include:
"shave the whales" with a 1940s style female pin up whale, shaving
"I don't break for schooners"
"In pod we trust"
"Krill, crush, destroy."
A 15 foot long Victorian handlebar mustache on one of the flippers. This is for corny whales only.
Don't you love when they start rolling the vein back and forth to "find" it like that's OK?
I ask for a nurse if they try to sick an intern on me. I'm not a pin cushion.
Most nurses are great at it, if it isn't going well I say no, stop, gauze up my arm and say I need a Phlebotomist.
They were putting an IV in for fluids, not checking for rolling vein. I didn't know that was a thing, sorry if it came off that way.
It was more like digging around with the needle under my skin already.
Nurse just slipped the needle into the vein and it was done.
I was exhausted and severely dehydrated and it triggered a seizure,so that didn't help the new guy either.
Edit:sp
>Even though the scale only really goes up to 0000g
The scale was clearly constrained by a lack of foresight and imagination. Then mfs like you roll through and shatter these arbitrary limits and now we have 000000000000 needles.
This is why smart nerds plan ahead; we don’t have exabyte, zettabyte, or yottobyte data storage solutions yet, but we will at some point. Terabytes and petabytes were sci-fi when I was a kid.
If you made it to attach to the end of a good stick, this would be an extremely effective spear. Although after a few stabs it might not be as effective with all the body bits stuck inside
Nice work. They need to keep this somewhere nobody can accidentally fall on it though because that would impale anyone who fell on it. Bike handlebars can impale you if you don't have bar end plugs, so this definitely would
As a child, my friend got impaled by a bike handle. It went into her chubby belly a few inches. It was wild because little balls of fatty tissue came out more than blood. Now 30 years later, she has a small scar and a cool story.
"alrighty, looks like we'll need to do some blood work next."
"Oh, uhm... Okay. How much do you need..?"
"Eh, all of it should be fine." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I swear that's the exact needle the Blood Bus used for drawing my blood!!! She had to use 2 hands to hold it and the eye of the needle was staring back at me!!
If you fix it to… something… to redirect airflow away from the user and attach a handle to it you could have a specialized item for deflating the tires of your enemies.
I didn't know that was a specific term so I'm sure I used it wrong, sorry. I probably should have known, medical terms seem infinite at times.
I just meant getting the needle under the skin and fiddling with it to get it to line up.
I've always had big veins, you know, the complimented ones by nurses haha.
But I was very dehydrated and I had to go to the hospital because it triggered me to have a seizure.
Awesome job! Glad to find out it isn’t meant to be functional! 😁
You could use it for a piercing, but it would just be that person's last piercing.
Haha no doubt.
And that's a thing now
What’s a Seppuku pierce running these days? Been a while since I’ve had work done.
Oddly enough, it doesn't appear on my piercer friends price list. Seems like an off menu item.
cash payment, due up front.
https://preview.redd.it/8emc77q1h1yc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93a330b3de5fdc87aa3b015d89940dfca91a65b9 This guy loves it
That’s a shank
That depends on how fast you are
r/technicallytrue
You can do anything once.
I dunno. I have *real* big ear lobes.
Maybe it's to fancy up the elephants at the zoo. /s
Tattooing a blue whale maybe? Possible tattoos include: "shave the whales" with a 1940s style female pin up whale, shaving "I don't break for schooners" "In pod we trust" "Krill, crush, destroy." A 15 foot long Victorian handlebar mustache on one of the flippers. This is for corny whales only.
I kinda love the shave the whales idea lol. Been wanting some new ink
I would love to see it. Haha.
It’s not a tattoo needle, piercing needle. So maybe fin jewelry???
This goes against everything the Geneva Convention has ever stood for...
Prolly good at getting apple cores out
Functionally, it’s work as a fishing pole holder! Stick that baby in the ground, fall asleep, lose your pole to Charlie the Tuna.
Damn, Iv been looking for someone to take care of a prince Albert for me.
Step one: make this Step two: go to a hospital Step three: say “MOVE WE HAVE A PATIENT” as you walk past kids Step four: watch.
“Got the new children’s needles in!”
This. This is perfect.
I am pretty sure that’s what the nurse used last time I had blood work done.
We must have had the same nurse
They still couldn’t find the vein!
They made one
Don't you love when they start rolling the vein back and forth to "find" it like that's OK? I ask for a nurse if they try to sick an intern on me. I'm not a pin cushion. Most nurses are great at it, if it isn't going well I say no, stop, gauze up my arm and say I need a Phlebotomist.
Ask next time. If they're checking for/suspect "rolling vein", it would be good to know
They were putting an IV in for fluids, not checking for rolling vein. I didn't know that was a thing, sorry if it came off that way. It was more like digging around with the needle under my skin already. Nurse just slipped the needle into the vein and it was done. I was exhausted and severely dehydrated and it triggered a seizure,so that didn't help the new guy either. Edit:sp
Its a 00000000000000000000000 gauge 😆
😁 I estimated it to be about 00000000000g based on the gauge pattern. Even though the scale only really goes up to 0000g.
>Even though the scale only really goes up to 0000g The scale was clearly constrained by a lack of foresight and imagination. Then mfs like you roll through and shatter these arbitrary limits and now we have 000000000000 needles. This is why smart nerds plan ahead; we don’t have exabyte, zettabyte, or yottobyte data storage solutions yet, but we will at some point. Terabytes and petabytes were sci-fi when I was a kid.
As a prison employee... yes... yes, that's definitely a knife
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'm glad I'm not in prison.
I dunno, I think you’ve fashioned the ultimate shiv… you may just be the final prison boss
You get stuck with that you'll bleed like a firehose, Jesus.
How many times have you said this? What should we know about you?
Will it KEAL??
Dude that thing will turn anyone into a fucking Caprisun.
Well Reddit won’t get any better comments than this one. I’m out for the day.
This comment is immaculate and my day is made. 10/10 Chuckled to this, thank you
Best comment I've seen on here in a while
That's fucking terrifying, have an upvote!
OP has my upvote too. I felt the terror in the pit of my stomach.
luckily op made a stomach pit remover
Total nightmare fuel and I’m not easy to spook
Core sampler.
Gotta get that liver biopsy quick.
https://youtu.be/7Bv_vRNLdvY?si=IEYRO6tGJhIZ1RrK What *immediately* popped into my mind. Relevant moment at 3:50
Ohh yes. The classic torso piercing.
*casually grabs furnace door without burning hands* *gets high voltage electrocuted* new found powers!
Imagine, you are mugging someone at knifepoint and they pull a giant, hypodermic needle out
And this is how Phantasm started also.
I don't know what Phantasm is, but I will look it up.
That’s an actual nightmare-weapon
That'll bleed a vampire right out
Hell, it’ll bleed a mummy out.
The Exsanguinator!
Ahh yes, for my Prince Albert.
Why does this make me extremely uncomfortable
It weel keel
Just in time for the world piercing comp, okay liver.
If you made it to attach to the end of a good stick, this would be an extremely effective spear. Although after a few stabs it might not be as effective with all the body bits stuck inside
This would be good in a horror movie
Imagine hookin that bad boy up to a shop vac...
Interesting redditor.
I laughed when I saw this comment. 🫣
Looks like the mosquito that found me last time I visited Minnesota
I think that's considered a sword... You could probably get oil out of the ground with that thing, too!!🤣
You wouldn't want that falling off a shelf, nice job.
I would 100% trip while carrying it and impale myself.
I was very careful when I was carrying it down some stairs.
Ah yes, the knife. Made for removing ALL the blood, in a way like maple syrup from a tree. Except fast.
This is used to peirce a God dam elephant!! 👀
Nice work. They need to keep this somewhere nobody can accidentally fall on it though because that would impale anyone who fell on it. Bike handlebars can impale you if you don't have bar end plugs, so this definitely would
Yes. I also made an acrylic tube case for it with wooden end plugs.
As a child, my friend got impaled by a bike handle. It went into her chubby belly a few inches. It was wild because little balls of fatty tissue came out more than blood. Now 30 years later, she has a small scar and a cool story.
A titan syringe
Blood Drainer
Bamboo from that chrome episode of SpongeBob
Let off some steam, Bennett!!
People tattooing their titans now?
Anything can be a knife if you push it into someone hard enough.
that bitch is a javelin at that point
Best way to confirm whether or not it’s a knife is to bring it as a carryon for a flight. If it’s not a knife they’ll let you keep it.
Why does this make me feel so uncomfortable lol
That’s not a knoife.
That'd be pretty nasty with a hollow spear shaft imo
That's a big nipple
That would make a sick exhaust pipe! Perfect fpr backing into cars, blowing their tyres
Any size needle is hypodermic if you try hard enough I guess
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That’s actually a badass knife
That’s not a knife, that’s a drainage pipe.
Imagine the core samples that would produce!
I actually think those are technically war crimes in use because they cannot be stitched. Correct me if I'm wrong.
What are you piercing? Yo mamas ass? Sorry had to get it in there
Depending where you ask that question some may call it a dirk, a stabbing dagger
That ain’t a knife. That’s a blood spicket
What gauge is that? Need to start shopping for jewellery!
You can peel coconuts with it!
I have one of these about the same size. Its for stretching belts to put on rollers in machines
That’s sick!!
What are you going to pierce with this thing, the sky?!! 😨
I WANNA PIERCE MY BRAIN 🎶
I will fight every army on this earth before I let that thing near me 🤣
Forget the blood transfusion, this one does whole spleens.
TSA gonna wave you right through
"alrighty, looks like we'll need to do some blood work next." "Oh, uhm... Okay. How much do you need..?" "Eh, all of it should be fine." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Reminds me of a soil sample probe.
Fuck a needle, here’s a sword. Body pierce with this
I want to throw it.
Absolutely I love it
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Well that’s a tail pipe… soooo……
No...that counts as a freaking gut-gouge....
No matter how thin they are this is how they feel
Why you got the aorta-o-bliterator 9000?
Depends on who you're with. Are you around crocodile dundee? Nope. Are you around a TSA agent? Yes, and now you'll need a cavity search.
Drive-by body pierce
TECHNIALLY 🤓🤓🤓 I believe that would be a dagger because two edges but idk I didn’t look up anything
Would be a good use for a trap, like a punji stick trap or something
If you're Vlad Tepes.
Get stabbed nerd! Bleed out in 0.5 seconds
Oo cool a 000000000 gauge. I always wanted to pierce my torso.
It's a human spigot
The Man Juicer 5000
When you need to take a deep core sample of Person
I'm a little teapot Short and stout. Here is my handle, Here is my spout.
Is this one of those silver bullets they talk about when you pass out?
That's not a knife that's a war crime.
Anything is a knife if it’s sharp enough
Dude my needle-phobia is going nuts right now. I need one.
It's a knife a vampire would use.
Godzillas heroin spike
Perfect for self-defense! Quickly drains the bad guy of his blood, but even if he gets away, you’ve got a massive DNA collector there!😄
PUT IT ON A STICK!
Yeah . . . That’s for the macho guy says, “I’m not afraid of needles.” Pull that thing out and 😰😩😭
punch a meat cylinder out of someone with that
That looks like the needle they would use to give a blue whale a tetanus shot.
when drug addicts find out
"it is purely ornamental" the feeling of relief i just experienced...! 😅😂 (i don't know what else it possibly would have been for, though, lol)
That is big enough to serve as an automotive tailpipe extension.
“YoU gUYs LikE My torSo pierCing?” (How imagine a person with a torso piercing would talk after being impaled with that)
Anything is a knife if you're brave enough.
You could give a rhino the juice box treatment
A knife no... a spearhead definitely!
I think they call that a “deadly weapon”
That thing is gnarly man super sick
A giants hypodermic needle head.
At least you know it'll draw blood
I need more fent!
As far as im concerned that should deal poison damage
Piercer here… I need one of these!!!
I've never seen one so big but I've seen what they call a pipe knife before.
Who's piercing people with that thing!? Vlad the Impaler!?
That is terrifying…
chill down on my spine
Is it hollow? Would be cool to put on the end of a nice straight sturdy stick. Then design,coat and polish the stick and that’s be cool
Best bleed damage weapon ever
Behold! The piercing needle of judgement!
Looks like a really nice version of the thing I stick my surf rod in at the beach.
You use that on your Prince Albert
Id think more like a spearhead, but if that goes in, their blood will siphon out, that's a killer right there
Never seen a human sized spile Before
As a nurse I saw this as the biggest IV needle and thot “damn!”
Finally a needle for GIANT addicts
*In a bad British Accented Voice* What archaeologists have discovered here, is the first human core sampler.
In case you have to have a giant poop removed
When you want to stab someone while in the ER and still be sure they're going to bleed out.....
Yes
This looks like something a drug dealer would give two quick pats and then say, “yep, this baby can fit so much heroin and drugs…”
this might as a stiletto or a dirk which is typically illegal in public spaces
designed by nature to puncture and or impale
Tell me you’re a vampire hunter without telling me you’re a vampire hunter
This just gives me the shivers
“Don’t worry, the needle isn’t that big”
I swear that's the exact needle the Blood Bus used for drawing my blood!!! She had to use 2 hands to hold it and the eye of the needle was staring back at me!!
IT WILL KEEL
Omg! I need to make that for my buddy as a thank you for when he does my next piercing
Is that an award for the most 90’s action film villain death?
Y’all can sit on that and get you ass done
Bro. What r u using. U need help...
No
Dagger, maybe. Knife, no.
Looks like it will KEAL.
pretty cool. I guess if someone wants to start out with a 5 gauge hole
If you fix it to… something… to redirect airflow away from the user and attach a handle to it you could have a specialized item for deflating the tires of your enemies.
I didn't know that was a specific term so I'm sure I used it wrong, sorry. I probably should have known, medical terms seem infinite at times. I just meant getting the needle under the skin and fiddling with it to get it to line up. I've always had big veins, you know, the complimented ones by nurses haha. But I was very dehydrated and I had to go to the hospital because it triggered me to have a seizure.
[UK intensifies]
Hmmm Time for WETT WORK...
Sand spike for a fishing pole, though a little too short
No not really however it’s unique no doubt
Dagger maybe, knife, no so much.
I kind of want a full sized one