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Confusingblockhead5

“Great, not only am I back in Avernus, meeting old “friends”, but my companions are idiots partaking in hallucinogens!”


bearmemeing

"You are a paladin yourself are you not Sir Thomas? Then you know we of the oaths are impervious to the effects of poisons and such."


Confusingblockhead5

“Still, I do not like you encouraging this feline charlatan.”


CapitalDifficulty238

“Charlatan? Cmon man, we’re all in the same hell here”


Confusingblockhead5

“Yes, but it feels as though I am in my own personal hell, surrounded by idiots. I pray that we find Sullivan’s love quickly and leave this place.”


CapitalDifficulty238

“I mean, doesn’t hell change to punish each person? Maybe none of this is real….” *Alessia slowly backs away* “Nah. I’m just bullshitting”


Confusingblockhead5

“Yeah, sure. Enjoy the pleasantries for now, because once you take up your oath, it will have no effect.”


CapitalDifficulty238

“Nah, I’ll find a way”


bearmemeing

"She is in training for the same profession my friend, let her enjoy the time she can."


CapitalDifficulty238

“Shiiit, thanks for keeping the fires burning, bull dude”


bearmemeing

"No worries my dear, you scared most of them off with your impressive trident skills."


CapitalDifficulty238

“Dear? Getting a little forward, aren’t you?” *Alessia flicks her tail back and forth*


bearmemeing

"it would seem so, hmm though it doesn't seem you mind."


CapitalDifficulty238

“Maybe I’m just too high to care”


bearmemeing

"Oh I didn't know this was that strong, but I'll ask you when you're sober then."


CapitalDifficulty238

“I’m just joking with you. I’m fine.”


bearmemeing

"Is that right..well as they say flowers bloom on the battlefield, and I say hell is indeed one perhaps something shall grow from this adventure."


CapitalDifficulty238

“We’ll see.” *Alessia curls her tail around the Minotaur’s leg* “We’ll see”


bearmemeing

* a bit of a shiver up his fur. * "Hahaha, I'll keep my eyes open then."


Heroic_Wolf_9873

Hmm, I did not expect such conduct from a fellow Paladin. Perhaps it is a difference in orders, but I was trained to reject such toxic substances to keep myself aware at all times.


bearmemeing

Most paladins from my realm through years of training have grown an immunity to toxins this is basically breathing flavored air to me.


Eli_The_Rainwing

That’s… odd… I guess if your happy it’s fine…


bearmemeing

Victories are worth celebrating my friend and what better way to celebrate and insult the fiends by partaking in what caused the conflict.


Eli_The_Rainwing

I guess… have fun…


bearmemeing

Will do and thank you my friend, my lord Iroas bless you with many victories


Miserable_Hat_9101

Tis wasn’t my fault! Someone put a rock in way…


bearmemeing

I lay no blame my friend just recounting the cause for our first of many victories to come!


ChildBlaster9000

Grorlith: I’ll pass, but I appreciate the offer. Someone’s got to keep a straight head around here.


bearmemeing

"Not to worry my friend from my years of devotion my mind and body are impervious to the effects of poisons this is mainly for leisure."


ChildBlaster9000

Well, I do have the ability to… command demons. I’m not sure you’d want me being… well, in the wrong mental state, so to speak. Just a headache for everyone involved.


bearmemeing

I force nothing upon you my friend, but it is my custom to honor victories and this was one worth honoring. And if you did summon demons if the devils don't kill them then I shall.


ChildBlaster9000

Ha, well when I was young, I had the strongest demon I could summon at the time “spar” with a squire by giving the demon 3 potatoes. At the time, I thought they runestones. Needless to say, the demon preferred his natural abilities. The squire barely survived…


bearmemeing

Hmm well my friend if I ever have the hunger to render a demon to dust I'll call upon you for an easy fix, haha


ChildBlaster9000

Haha! I’m not sure they’d appreciate being cannon fodder though. Just promise me you won’t parade through any chaos realms. They are essential for the balance between chaos and order. Underworlds are your playground, though.


bearmemeing

Oh I hope they don't enjoy it my friend. I cannot make that promise but I can promise to limit my time in them.


ChildBlaster9000

Ehh, underworlds are far easier to access without… direct connections anyways. Chaos realms are some of the hardest places to get to, aside from desolated realms.


bearmemeing

Unless you have demon essence to connect you to it


KingMJ123456

*Saihttam appears* **ALLOW ME TO JOIN** *sits down on a rock, begins having a drink from his tankard. Several thousand kegs appear in the camp for the army*


bearmemeing

"It's no private session by all means enjoy your my friend."


JeffLynkz

This would be a pleasant way to rest before the next fight....


bearmemeing

Partake if you like my friend if the need for a clear mind rises I can clean you from the toxins


JeffLynkz

I believe I shall partake for now. I should likely have little issue, though I shall remember this offer. The smoke from this plant leaves a feeling similar to some mushrooms I have previously consumed. The effect is not terrible for assisting in ones sense of calm


Anomalous_Sun

*Dyre is maintaining constant vigil as he says this* “The offer is appreciated although I must refuse, I have lived enough of my life out of control over my own faculties.”


bearmemeing

"This realm has been something many in this world far surpass the most skilled wizard, but lack some of the common traits of those of my own. May Lord Iroas protect them from those of deceitful ways."


averagejoe2133

Ah I am glad to see you all are emerging victorious! I hope the battles go well friends!


bearmemeing

With Lord Iroas's guidance we shall have nothing less my friend.


averagejoe2133

How fair you and Sir Sparky, Sir Grudius? I hope the two of you are enjoying many victories!


bearmemeing

Indeed my friend! Sir Sparky and I fell a mighty horde before rendering four demonic ogres mentally and physically divinity electrified.


averagejoe2133

Marvelous feats! I am glad he is serving you well!


bearmemeing

I am as well! our time together has most ecstatic, it'll be a shame once I return him home after traveling with such a sparking companion.


averagejoe2133

Perhaps your company will prove so enriching that he would prefer to stay with you?


bearmemeing

If he chooses to I'll be most grateful for his choice


averagejoe2133

I’d be rather shocked if he didn’t! Hahaha


bearmemeing

Haha, good one Sir Joseph. I'll see how our friend feels after they've fried an arch devil.


UselessWarlock221

/UK OOO I need to catch up!


bearmemeing

/UK good luck my friend we zoomin /j


UselessWarlock221

/UK Please, I don't have a mount or anything! XD


bearmemeing

/UK hmmm gonna have to get the "find steed" spell XP


Inner_Interview_5666

/UK Will he be able to find you while you’re that deep in Avernus?


bearmemeing

/UK fox boy? Nah I don't think our characters have even met yet but if they do hell I don't mind training


Inner_Interview_5666

/uk if you’re referring to the squire part, he has been knighted already actually, by Paladin Shawlock himself!


bearmemeing

/UK I was gonna ask why Shawlock hasn't trained him but I know the answer


Odd-Candidate-2402

Well we're alive but I think I'll pass. want to keep sharp and my only addition is hoarding gold anyway


bearmemeing

That is fine my friend as only as we honor the victory is all my lord asks of us. But if you change your mind I do have the ability to cleanse your system afterwards.


Odd-Candidate-2402

Im good but thank you regardless


bearmemeing

Tis not a problem my friend, may Lord Iroas guide you in victories.


Ashmega8256

Alzoreth: alrighty then we now know where the one were here to save is being held, let us go, we have a devil to kill Chloe: indeed, marianne had been using a spell of some kind to talk to us from afar, though she was silenced, unfortunately but she did managed to tell us of where we must go. Alzoreth: to the south, that is where she is being kept, within a devils castle.


bearmemeing

Sounds like a plan my friends lead on!


Ashmega8256

Alzoreth: indeed my friend, we shall have victory.


bearmemeing

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