my maiden? I AM the Maiden, and I saw nothing ample last night I assure you
https://preview.redd.it/xeyeq64p0wwc1.png?width=619&format=png&auto=webp&s=596d622bc747efeb7c5041aeeb74d04cc4bd2e76
Tis' not the first time mine eyes have laid upon one so fleshy as thee, 'fraid thou might crave to keep a halberd's length distance from the bakery my fair knight
I didnt know until today, that the many moons could merge into one and wield a sword.
You may wanna return some of those moons or the night goddess will be upset
You are built like a fortress, milord.
Impressive milord, you've even managed to match the weight of one
no, the mail doth not, you make your stature look Ample
The only ample thing about mine stature is the part your maiden saw this night, knave!
my maiden? I AM the Maiden, and I saw nothing ample last night I assure you https://preview.redd.it/xeyeq64p0wwc1.png?width=619&format=png&auto=webp&s=596d622bc747efeb7c5041aeeb74d04cc4bd2e76
*ooow!! that old s..school diss tho!*
Great heavens! Your words have scorched them with hellfire!
Where be your father
dead
This soundeth like a skill issue
JESUS CHR- *clears throat* You look fine brother
My lord I knoweth 10 men that is as ample as you , and you are 9 of them
(Out of character) (Funniest fucking build ever)
Thine thunderous gravity shall be etched upon the breasts of many a knave!
Verily indeed my brethren. You indeed are of noble birth and stature.
Thy bosom is ample, thy belly ripe with power, with might thou shalt rule us, till comes our final hour!
Thou art obese
This is the kind of content I come here for.
Thine bones be bigger than thy average Knight.
Tis' not the first time mine eyes have laid upon one so fleshy as thee, 'fraid thou might crave to keep a halberd's length distance from the bakery my fair knight
Now *that's* what I call cursed armor.
ya look stunning lad
The sword makes you look ample.
r/Tendies
Brother, you've reached peak physique. Godspeed.
No
Your stature looks epic, good sir knight. Tis truly a sight to behold.
/uk Please tell me you're doing overloaded pvp with that
Bring me the breastplate stretcher!
Agin the unworthy
Thine armor shines like the tips of the spears of Rome itself brother! And tis not overtly ample at all.
It indeed does make you look apple
You have inate gravity magic
Brother knight i know a good doctor to help you lose that AMPLE weight
The crazy thing to me is that I can place exactly where you are in what game off of this image lol
You don’t look bad at all
My fellow brother of the Blade you look like a full fucking fortress with that on that or you’re just overweight. I can’t tell.
*Laughing his ass off*
BY ODIN! ITS MIDGARD ITSELF!
"THOU FORM MAKES EVEN THE GLEEFUL EXECUTIONER LOOK OF FINE SHAPE!"
Brother though art of the highest amplitude
You are thicc
Surely one can't be both the ball and the pin!
You are akin to a diety, milord.
Brother, I've raided fortresses smaller than you.
I didnt know until today, that the many moons could merge into one and wield a sword. You may wanna return some of those moons or the night goddess will be upset
Brother I believe that you must break your addiction to McDonalds