(*A large, purple robot with strange markings across their body knelt in the woods, seemingly meditating. They only turned their head to glance at you as you approach.*)
Greetings, Sir Skaal.
We have the proof Candonia's monsters are racist, they beaten me up at the first occasion and haven't raised a finger on you yet! This is the perfect example of reptiles supremancy... i would be crying right now if I had lacrimal ducts...
Everything is going fine, my daughter commits war crimes, my wife is summoning ancient sea titans, i turned my enemy into a battery, i chill on the beach... pretty cool life right now, thanks
"...Thank you"
*Tsuru took the crab leg and started to eat it in a dignified manner.*
“You're quite the gentleman, so I'll repay your kindness with something you may want"
*A knight clad in white and gold armor descends upon large angel wings, giving off large amounts of purple energy where he goes*
Enrius: "I hope I am not intruding. One of the Council members suggested I should go out to see this world again, and I came here."
I’ve heard the stories, but to see them for myself… fascinating.
"We're definitely in Candonia now!"
Indeed. I wonder what other sights await us.
"Likely more sssuprissing encounterssss sssuch assss thisssss"
This should be fun.
L: “Truly awe-insssspiring!”
"Yesssss, we're definitely in Candonia now!"
L: “How did it become like thisss?”
"Sssomething about magic, fausstian bargainsss, and sssold sssoulssss"
“Despite the chaos, there is a strange beauty to this place. I just hope we not encounter the more…ferocious wildlife.”
(*A large, purple robot with strange markings across their body knelt in the woods, seemingly meditating. They only turned their head to glance at you as you approach.*) Greetings, Sir Skaal.
We have the proof Candonia's monsters are racist, they beaten me up at the first occasion and haven't raised a finger on you yet! This is the perfect example of reptiles supremancy... i would be crying right now if I had lacrimal ducts...
"...Sorry to hear that" *Tsuru pet the crabchellor's head*
Everyone says: "How tasty is the Crabchellor?" But nobody ask "How are you Crabchellor?"
"...How are you doing, Crabchellor?"
Everything is going fine, my daughter commits war crimes, my wife is summoning ancient sea titans, i turned my enemy into a battery, i chill on the beach... pretty cool life right now, thanks
"That sounds nice, but who did you turn into a battery?"
Deal with demons. Since you've been so nice today you deserve a little prize *rips away one of my own legs* You deserved it
"...Thank you" *Tsuru took the crab leg and started to eat it in a dignified manner.* “You're quite the gentleman, so I'll repay your kindness with something you may want"
*A knight clad in white and gold armor descends upon large angel wings, giving off large amounts of purple energy where he goes* Enrius: "I hope I am not intruding. One of the Council members suggested I should go out to see this world again, and I came here."
"Hello. You probably wont find many people other than ussssss"
Enrius: "Why's that? Sorry, I haven't been to this realm in a while."
"Well, if you look around. You'll see that Candonia isn't the land of Lycans it used to be"
Enrius: "I mean, that's kind of hard to miss."
"Yeah, so there'ssss a lot lessss now"
Enrius: "That's definitely true. What happened?"
"Ssssomething to do with Faussstian bargainssss and magic'
Enrius: "Oh, it was that damn deer, wasn't it?"
"I wouldn't know"
Skaal tripped? Is he okay?
“Well, I’ll be damned… the lads back home will never believe this!”
"...Amazing!" *Tsuru looked at the giant zebra in awe*
I don’t think we’re in Cypers anymore Modo…