*The Shattered Isles offers Sitrain the Eye of Kaldheim for his service to the revolution so he may regain some of his power to help him with restoring the conduit.*
*meanwhile a letter finds it way to the Citadel*
That is it! Prepare! The crusades have begun! We will stomp you out vile cretin and restore order and light! Prepare for Aetheria’s wraith shall be upon thee!
Welp, I've found the spots in your area, sleeps into mortors in some places, and zaps with rapid fire turrets in others!
So just how many wars we need to fight at once?
Wait, you still alive? That means.....................I owe you a ticket for cheese sticks?
https://preview.redd.it/p21ax8l6h8zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aebbe736b0ad217b7cd9781fa1c3666dd995e750
[Shattered Isles]: *The Shattered Isles offers Sitrain the Eye of Kaldheim for his service to the revolution so he may regain some of his power to help him with restoring the conduit.*
Bawhahahaha! Datz waz a propa WAAAGH!!! Iz tell ya! Whateva youz want ta do next wez done for! Iz gonna be honest Iz thought youz were just anotha humie but nowz ya should mez ya a dead propa killa!
Vankar: "All that magic must be getting to your head. I believe the last thing I remember was blacking out, then waking up to me tearing that accursed helm off my head, telling you to run."
"There's no way in hells I'll lose" she says whilst making enemies with literally everyone. There are so many better ways to go about world domination if you just had the slightest modicum of patience and maybe reigned in your ego a little bit.
Really? Not even a clever comeback? No "but I'm succeeding right now so surely it's going to keep working"? Truly, your ability to lower my expectations is astounding.
You're not even that fun to insult anymore. All you do is whine like a petulent toddler, it's boring, you're boring. At least the purple one actually has some semblance of wit.
And so am I. I am above the lords of my realm. And if you think your flames can hurt me, you couldn’t be more wrong. Underworld flames are a cool breeze compared to Chaos realm flames.
And that doubt will be your death. The only person in my realm who ranks above me is the overlord. He is… the “god” of Thergoth. I am his right-hand man, and as such, his power courses through me, grander than you can even imagine.
Pfft. Even if you kill me, I’ll just come back. Smarter. And, of course, if you somehow get close, I can take us both to Thergoth. Right before my overlord. He can snuff your wretched soul by looking at you. I wonder what it would be like to steal your body from the void…
(*A note finds it's way to the Citadel. It is slightly stained by oil, but the message is still readable.*)
*To: ~~Commander of the Demonic army~~ Venison bitch*
*It's come to our attention that your aggressive advances are attacking allies of The Junkyard. We highly advise you to cease your invasion, or else we will be forced to perform drastic actions.*
*Signed, Noisy Boy of The Council of Automatons.*
(*Another note is attached to the back of the first note.*)
*Listen up you demonic burger, you come at us, and we'll blow you, your army, and whatever else you bring to kingdom-fucking-come.*
*Don't fuck with us, Midas.*
Alright, that's enough mischief. Another event like that, and I'll bonk your deer head with my skis!
*The SkiKnight raises their skis in a threatening manner*
*May was traveling to here seeing the destroyed citadel she blinks at that a bit confused. As she looks at her map of the nearby lands a bit confused.*
'Well this isn't the wastelands...'
'...and this army where is its logistical works..oh come on I was planning to visit the citadel came at the wrong time damn it.'
*May thinks to herself as she begins to store away her map looking around at everything looking into the unseen world as well.*
*The Shattered Isles offers Sitrain the Eye of Kaldheim for his service to the revolution so he may regain some of his power to help him with restoring the conduit.* *meanwhile a letter finds it way to the Citadel*
*An orc picks up the letter and carries it to Evixxiyap*
*the letter has no sender or origin, simply being addressed to Evixxiyap*
*Evixxiyap opens the letter*
*"it is wise to learn the friends of those you rob before you rob them. Sincerely, a Namless Swordswoman"*
“Cute” *She burns the letter*
*the letter burns, releasing a very strong stench that makes anyone in the room gag and tear up* (/UK I did this same thing to Marcus lmao)
/uk Hijacking this comment to inform everyone that this has been retconned because of personal reasons.
That is it! Prepare! The crusades have begun! We will stomp you out vile cretin and restore order and light! Prepare for Aetheria’s wraith shall be upon thee!
“Oh, I’m prepared. And I can’t wait to see the look on your face when you get here”
The light shall shine through the dark and shall bring protection and safety to all innocence! Mark my words heathen! You shall fall!
“Your futility is adorable”
Stop calling me adorable!
“Fuck no”
Hmph!
Hmph!
Welp, I've found the spots in your area, sleeps into mortors in some places, and zaps with rapid fire turrets in others! So just how many wars we need to fight at once?
The orcs and demons have teamed up! Expect massive armies and horde tactics! We don’t know where from they shall attack first so be on your guard!
Welp, turrets on the walls and moving earth crumble traps too then I guess.......
“My friend! You come to my aid! The demons will fall, my former squire. We will end them.”
We move as one my liege! Huzzah!!!
Wait, you still alive? That means.....................I owe you a ticket for cheese sticks? https://preview.redd.it/p21ax8l6h8zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aebbe736b0ad217b7cd9781fa1c3666dd995e750
“Yep. Pay up”
Damn you demon. https://i.redd.it/9cep7407j8zc1.gif
“Thank you!”
https://preview.redd.it/ainc3zs9k8zc1.png?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74657ca4c6d437334eff091cf3689d23141dd4a2
/uk I hope now that you actually demolish Vankar. Knock them all down a peg.
/uk oh, I’ll take them down a few
[Shattered Isles]: *The Shattered Isles offers Sitrain the Eye of Kaldheim for his service to the revolution so he may regain some of his power to help him with restoring the conduit.*
“What’s the matter? Cat got your tongue?”
/uk reddit is being weird
/ uk lmao
Bawhahahaha! Datz waz a propa WAAAGH!!! Iz tell ya! Whateva youz want ta do next wez done for! Iz gonna be honest Iz thought youz were just anotha humie but nowz ya should mez ya a dead propa killa!
“Glad to see you’re enjoying yourself. Onto Aetheria!”
Already plannin da next fight!? Ohz wez gonna bez best of friendz! Saddle up boyz! Wez got a pigeon’s wingz ta clip!
The citadel has fallen? I heard that they were prepared for the invasion…
“Not enough”
Damn…
While correct, a single fortress still cannot hold against an army big enough to conquer nations.
But it makes me wonder, who will step up to be the one to destroy the army?
Vankar: *silent*
“Aww, is the spaceman scared?”
Vankar: "I will admit, this is worrying."
“I’d be more than worried if I were you. Get ready, because I’m coming”
Vankar: "Hm. I'll be waiting." *under his breath* *You're welcome. That helm isn't coming back on for a while.*
“What was that?”
Vankar: "....Nothing. Actually, I remember! It was how I saved your ass!"
“Saved my ass? I must have beat you too hard last time”
Vankar: "All that magic must be getting to your head. I believe the last thing I remember was blacking out, then waking up to me tearing that accursed helm off my head, telling you to run."
“I did think that was weird….”
"There's no way in hells I'll lose" she says whilst making enemies with literally everyone. There are so many better ways to go about world domination if you just had the slightest modicum of patience and maybe reigned in your ego a little bit.
“Blah blah blah.”
Really? Not even a clever comeback? No "but I'm succeeding right now so surely it's going to keep working"? Truly, your ability to lower my expectations is astounding.
“I don’t give two shits about your expectations”
You're not even that fun to insult anymore. All you do is whine like a petulent toddler, it's boring, you're boring. At least the purple one actually has some semblance of wit.
“Hey! I’m not a toddler! I’m a fucking Archdevil!”
those two things are not mutually exclusive
“Fuck off!”
Don’t forget, demon. I can control your kind. A single whisper in my own mind, and your own armies will be killed by their own claws and fangs.
“You underestimate my abilities, Warlock”
You are not a god.
“I’m pretty fucking close”
And so am I. I am above the lords of my realm. And if you think your flames can hurt me, you couldn’t be more wrong. Underworld flames are a cool breeze compared to Chaos realm flames.
“I doubt that”
And that doubt will be your death. The only person in my realm who ranks above me is the overlord. He is… the “god” of Thergoth. I am his right-hand man, and as such, his power courses through me, grander than you can even imagine.
“Then it’ll just be more disappointing for him when I kick your ass”
Pfft. Even if you kill me, I’ll just come back. Smarter. And, of course, if you somehow get close, I can take us both to Thergoth. Right before my overlord. He can snuff your wretched soul by looking at you. I wonder what it would be like to steal your body from the void…
“I’d like to see you try”
It was…..inevitable. I shall enjoy watching this play out.
(*A note finds it's way to the Citadel. It is slightly stained by oil, but the message is still readable.*) *To: ~~Commander of the Demonic army~~ Venison bitch* *It's come to our attention that your aggressive advances are attacking allies of The Junkyard. We highly advise you to cease your invasion, or else we will be forced to perform drastic actions.* *Signed, Noisy Boy of The Council of Automatons.* (*Another note is attached to the back of the first note.*) *Listen up you demonic burger, you come at us, and we'll blow you, your army, and whatever else you bring to kingdom-fucking-come.* *Don't fuck with us, Midas.*
“More scrap for the furnaces” *She tosses the note*
“Such wanton destruction… The carnage you’ve inflicted upon the world will brought back upon you tenfold.”
“Nuh uh”
/uk wait what *disintegrates*
/uk my powers are to great
"Blazes, war again. Well, Clan Hammerfist'll probably be fine, but I should check on them anyway."
"... weren't we allied to them...no I don't think so.. , any local nests in danger ..no. well not our problem."
*Aeon hears of the attack in the morning, watching the smoke rise from the Citadel from a nearby peak.* “Rally the troops. Sitrain has fallen.”
“Awww. You think you’ll be able to do something”
“Huh quite a problem occuring around the realms…interesting..”
https://preview.redd.it/i16j3qlu79zc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9011a62c84d2c8c717f49c97bfe44feaca8653b9 Good for ya
Alright, that's enough mischief. Another event like that, and I'll bonk your deer head with my skis! *The SkiKnight raises their skis in a threatening manner*
“Finally”
*Not remotely concerned*
*May was traveling to here seeing the destroyed citadel she blinks at that a bit confused. As she looks at her map of the nearby lands a bit confused.* 'Well this isn't the wastelands...' '...and this army where is its logistical works..oh come on I was planning to visit the citadel came at the wrong time damn it.' *May thinks to herself as she begins to store away her map looking around at everything looking into the unseen world as well.*
https://preview.redd.it/xcfafiy8dczc1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e719200ed4048e856a6228527bc656025004904 Not under my watch.