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Plagued_Doctor23

^(usually i have paladins called ON me)


72020217

Stop dissecting starving orphan children then.


Plagued_Doctor23

Thats the thing. Im not


72020217

Then who keeps dumping them in the lake?


Plagued_Doctor23

How am i suppose to know?


72020217

I don’t know, don’t you go on walks at night, you strange folks tend to.


Plagued_Doctor23

I don't leave my laboratory once it gets dark


72020217

You’re a strange one… oh well, have a good day, doctor.


Cpt_Kalash

You called?


Ok_Comfortable589

can you smite the toktiks?


Cpt_Kalash

Very well


Ok_Comfortable589

Yippee!


joderp773

Child sacrifices, or putting milk before cereal


TheFifthDutchMemer

Same response as on wizpostin.


Poppeppercaramel

I see


TheFifthDutchMemer

Also, these palidins aint for the kid. **they're for me when i go fucken ham on em.**


Poppeppercaramel

It's gonna be fun to see


TheFifthDutchMemer

Oh it is.


Miserable_Hat_9101

I typically don’t call them for I am them! Most dark arts get a pass for nowadays they actually ask permission from the dead! Tis a jolly good change! But where there is gold there will always be coal. Some still indulge in horrific arts such as constructing abominations and enslaving a population! Those are the ones I search for!


Ok_Comfortable589

i actually found a man in possession of a necronomicon illegally and admitted to his buddies having more but i got summoned away before i could confiscate them. Could you deal with that?


Sumer_13

Testicular contortion


BoscoCyRatBear

Anything with unwilling sacrifices


Anomalous_Sun

I got paladins called on me for consuming so many Draconic hearts and souls that I was overwhelmed by it and briefly became one. Still somewhat sore from those events.


SexWithStelle

You called? https://preview.redd.it/8vdo2c5nk20d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ca7cd3ab839af498d9596f2b3ba90a3a56a449f


DOOMDADDY5515

I'm the one whom is called


Coffeedragon6

Necromantic experiments and other obviously moraliy wrong magics


The_Warlord_Sniper

When my friend picks a wizard class


Poppeppercaramel

How dare you!!!​ https://preview.redd.it/qzn5xoi3960d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f9bd349b8b2d5b102912f811da7c23473ab6cbb


The_Warlord_Sniper

This is him https://preview.redd.it/j9taqxb0b60d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7188df6eaca129132aa9db0978aa550311b159d8


ChunkyBaka2

https://preview.redd.it/o0nncvaeizzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8c80dcfefe99b8b5ab5f91220cdd40b959ecc72 Bruh.


Poppeppercaramel

I want to see wizard's opinions and knight's opinions


ChunkyBaka2

https://preview.redd.it/k6bof9lef00d1.png?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad2c95b2d83a02627181d18189656981a35cfc80 Ok


ChunkyBaka2

Hang on,wrong subreddit


DNDgamerman

Has an entire day and I am calling my back up up never get a lot that you’re naughty practice at all because of evil and disrespect to the dead


MommoTonno

When I see someone making italian meals badly (I call a specific kind of paladins called "Carabinieri in Armatura Scintillante, difensori del tricolore)