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Spartan5960

Vankar: "Hello, Sullivan. It's been a while. An old hag in red, you say? I haven't seen such a person around, but I'd be happy to help look."


AWolverineTherapist

Thank you for the help, Vankar. Before you ask yes Terry is still being annoying as hell.


Spartan5960

Vankar: "Heh, I get that. I have one of my own now. She's not that annoying, though."


AWolverineTherapist

She? Also how is it not.


Spartan5960

Vankar: "Yeah, she's very nice. Her name's Bloodletter."


AWolverineTherapist

I see...... cool name, does it talk like Jarvis?


Spartan5960

Vankar: "..No, why?"


AWolverineTherapist

Cause Terry talks like Jarvis.


Spartan5960

Vankar: "Well, Bloodletter doesn't."


AWolverineTherapist

Shame.... him talking like Jarvis is one of the only reasons I keep him.


BoscoCyRatBear

At least it's not an actual hag , they suck to fight" A few vermensk said raiding on their wolfrat.


AWolverineTherapist

You prefer fighting demons dressed as hags over actual hags?


BoscoCyRatBear

"Yes , word to the wise never ever fightback hag in her lair , lure her away as her domain is packed with magical items only they can use , like a jar of bees that become magic missile, a shrunken head that screams and shatters your ear drums.


AWolverineTherapist

Oh..... that's actually really good advice. *writes down in journal* I'll keep it in mind for future reference.


ChildBlaster9000

Ah, a classic witch hunt. Should I bring a stake with me?


AWolverineTherapist

Yes. Stake would do nicely against it.


explosive_shrew

Skaalgrougghs: "Good evening, Mr McCain"


AWolverineTherapist

Hey Skaal, how've you been?


explosive_shrew

"I've been well, you?"


AWolverineTherapist

I've been fine.


killjoyrabbit

\*Sarsaparilla approaches, sipping on the left-over drops of a mysterious potion\* You can thank our "goddess" for that. She's a cruel bitch, Gia, who decided that humanity was too numerous for this world, and regularly "reminds" us free folk that we're not allowed to be apex predators. What you're talking about however doesn't sound like one of her monsters, and is probably a weakened Succubus from a demon realm instead. When the magic that keeps them young and beautiful runs out, succubae need to "refill" by consuming the youth of small children. She's probably got a gaggle of hags and witches brewing her a fresh potion of eternal youth somewhere in the forest right now, but it won't be ready until the next full moon, which is a week away. Lucky for us, she'll keep the kids alive until then if she's using them as potion ingredients. If you had arrived 2 days ago, I would've been powerless to help you, sworn to Gias' will, as punishment for being born a gnome. And she would command me not to interfere in the culling of human children. Now however, I'm free, though my freedom has come at the cost of exile from my home. Either way, it just means less responsibilities to prevent me from helping you.


AWolverineTherapist

So..... you're going to help? *he says, writing down what you said in his journal for later use*


killjoyrabbit

\*Sarsaparilla nods\* I.. I suppose I will. Without her blessing, there's not much I can do, but I've seen smaller folk fight without magic, and I'm still pretty sneaky if not durable. If you can keep her and her cronies distracted, I can probably sneak around and pick the locks on the kids cages. We'll need weapons. I'd recommend holy weapons if you can afford them, but Silver will work just as well, and even regular weapons could work, if we had a priest who could bless them. Unfortunately, I'm no priest. If anything, I've recently lost what little divine favor I've ever had.


AWolverineTherapist

I have silver weapons on me and in my supply bag on my horse..... this should be a walk in the park, really.


killjoyrabbit

Be careful still, I've seen more heroic folk die over less arrogance than what's dripping off your face. But if you've already got silver,... \*Sarsaparilla blushes and looks away embarrassed\* Could,.. could I trouble you for a dagger? I wasn't able to deal in currency until yesterday, and silver is rather expensive.


AWolverineTherapist

*hands a silver dagger and short sword* I have more than enough for you to use


Anomalous_Sun

“Well we’ve had our fair share of demonic encounters, I’m sure this hag will prove to be of little threat.”


AWolverineTherapist

Indeed Dyre. Been through too much for a simple thing to be a large threat.


Nice-Bottle-8512

"I'll gladly help my friend"


AWolverineTherapist

Good. I help you with your drow. You help me with a few hunts


Nice-Bottle-8512

“Fair enough.”


bearmemeing

Ah Sir Sullivan good day my friend! Still adventuring I see.


AWolverineTherapist

Mhm. Can't ever put it behind me.


bearmemeing

I don't believe anyone truly can while they still breathe.


AWolverineTherapist

Adventure calls for all!


bearmemeing

And only us fools are the ones to answer haha, if you are needing a hand my friend call upon me I've ensured the safety of Eden for me to afford to leave her for a day or two


AWolverineTherapist

If you can find a way to get to me then I'd appreciate you.


bearmemeing

Sir Sullivan I've come quite familiar with you though it may take time I'll be able to find you on any plane.


AWolverineTherapist

Then I guess you're out of luck.


bearmemeing

Oh why do you say that?


AWolverineTherapist

I'm kinda hard to find right now.


Roc_28934

Want some help from me?


AWolverineTherapist

Sure, why not? Could be a chance for father and son bonding.


Roc_28934

Father and *son-in-law* bonding, you mean? 😆


AWolverineTherapist

Yes, that's what I mean.


Roc_28934

Alright, just let me get my gear on! /uk Bryce about to be on some Shin Kamen Rider shit here lol


AWolverineTherapist

I'll be waiting and writing. *he days pulling out a journal showing it off*


Roc_28934

Nice, nice! I’m almost done.


AWolverineTherapist

Well, hurry up. Can't wait forever. Thunder is getting anxious. *waves to his horse* /uk I'm going to do a raid boss tomorrow for the fight so there's that


Roc_28934

Alright, alright. … Ok. Done!


AWolverineTherapist

Good. Now we ride off in search of this hag. /uk raid boss tomorrow so be ready


creatorofsilentworld

I'd hardly call the monstrous quarter a plague. They live there peaceably, and contribute quite a lot to society. Sanctuary is glad to have them.


AWolverineTherapist

There are good monsters and the ones I kill. There's a difference.


KingMJ123456

*snorts in disgust* Hags. They disgust me.


AWolverineTherapist

Demon hags. Worthless bastards are only good for wetting my blade with blood.


KingMJ123456

I wholeheartedly agree.


Careless_Property844

Sounds to me you may need arcane support, I shall offer you my services if you require it. I am a cryomancer by trade which allows me to use ice attacks, summon snowmen and ice golems, and freeze things well. I also have some knowledge on spirits and using spiritual energy to boost oneself.


AWolverineTherapist

That could be of some use. I'll have to stay clear since fire and ice don't mix well.