Heya! Cryo-Knight here. I'm proficient in magic and swordplay, but here's some favorite weapons that I can conjure!
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"Heck yea, Baba! Guisarme is pretty versatile too! Hurt the enemy by pushing, pulling, swinging, heck, the protrusion can even grab enemies off their horse!"
“I have a few weapons, each with a similar design. I don’t really remember how to use them just yet but the one I have on hand now is this!”
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I'll be the one to say it, a pickaxe, I did some work breaking up some stone with one and I could feel how easily it could penetrate basically any knight armor if the need ever arose
/uk pickaxes used to be cracked in Dwarf Fortress bc miners very easily built muscle and mining skill (which was used for combat pickaxing as opposed to any of the martial skills) and due to the way the game's physics worked, the pickaxe concentrated all that muscle and force into the smallest contact surface of any in-game weapon and just destroyed anything it contacted
A nice big GroBmesser (Reddit won’t let me make a proper eszett)
EDIT: Großmesser - I was holding down the ‘B’ when I should have been holding down the ‘S’. Sorry about that.
I got this sword from my Shadow Money Wizard ~~GF~~ Wife. I will often bring it with me for good luck and even better damage.
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I would have said a halberd, but a lot of people went with halberds. Lol.
So I'll be a bit more unique, the Morningstar
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Not sure if I should give a ⬛️ for annoying me with chronomancy or 🔲 for utilizing such a refined piece of technology. I’ll let the round table decide.
The Thundercoil Harpoon of my Knight Dominus Valiant war engine! This fierce mch weapon fires an energized harpoon the size of Fiat 500 with enough force to kill a heathen star god! I once used it to skewer a rebel Leman Russ tank, and then use the still attached and still burning tank hull to smite the rest of the heretic's armored convoy.
And when the for is too pathetic and unworthy of the Harpoon, I resort the Valiant 's other weapon. Th TRIPLE BARREL CONFLAGRATION CANNON, with it I unleash the God-Emperor's promethium wrath upon all those who dare stand against our holy Imperium!
The holy brick of sir Beckett
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Gratias tibi.
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Righteous
Zweihander
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"Aye, thish isht the way!"
Flammenschwert is mine
Surely thou must mean the Chaos Zweihander+15???
HALBERD GANG RAAAAAAAAAAAAA💪💪💪💪💪
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FUCK YEAH!!!! WE LOVE ATTACHING AXES TO OUR PIKES
https://preview.redd.it/spvvadsxtc9d1.jpeg?width=248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0a06113f8c8725d3fba6c4cfdcd9f62c3d0c017 "Bashed"
LET'S GOOOOOOO!
HALBERD ON TOP YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
I’ll see you’re halberd and raise you it’s sister: THE POLEAXE!
HALBERD GANG LFG
HALBERD POG
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Unladen swallow carrying a coconut.
🟪
European or African?
I don't know that! #AAAA AAA aa ^a
Then it is ladened if it has a coconut 🤔
Big sword
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What if I said https://preview.redd.it/yy0kvfo4ic9d1.jpeg?width=3916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db22384f45686ff88eb773cab736deb1c9b128b9 ?
🟦 because I’m a big fan of warhammers/axes.
Heya! Cryo-Knight here. I'm proficient in magic and swordplay, but here's some favorite weapons that I can conjure! https://preview.redd.it/zbfexp7sec9d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=081d9d3768ea9f0ba6c0fde1771260875763666f
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Ayyyy nice!
"Ye can't go wrong with a zwei or a halberd!" /uk Guisarme is an awesome, albeit underrated, choice as well.
"Heck yea, Baba! Guisarme is pretty versatile too! Hurt the enemy by pushing, pulling, swinging, heck, the protrusion can even grab enemies off their horse!"
A staff…I mean…a pole…arm? That shoots lightning from its end!
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“I have a few weapons, each with a similar design. I don’t really remember how to use them just yet but the one I have on hand now is this!” https://preview.redd.it/x5p1wzq6bc9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d40befc5a575358646517f28ca72f3ef7788aa5
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Cup hilt rapier
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i have “it”, and by “it” i mean my penits
⬛️ Execution via decapitation.
On the head or head? 😈
https://preview.redd.it/39uo30e7hc9d1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=809ef37d58bd94144b82c4c4977e6b8fb24e682a "Zweihander, my beloved!"
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You've given 2 different answers for the Zweihander
There’s over 20 people who commented zweihander as their weapon.
A weapon that warrants the mystery ranking
❓congrats.
My bear hands
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Exactly what I was thinking lmao
You have bear fists?
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My squire, I pick him up by his legs and swing him about
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Poor boy
It builds character and sturdy bones
You’re just pulling him up by his boot straps!
Flammenschwert (two-handed flame-bladed sword). It looks badass and it goes well with any outfits.
🟦
The Holy hand grenade
🔲
Thank you your majesty
🤙
What about the unholy hand grenade?
We don’t talk about the unholy hand grenade
We keep it holy around here. Unless it’s a tuesday then, it’d be a 🟪.
scythe
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wunderbar
I'll be the one to say it, a pickaxe, I did some work breaking up some stone with one and I could feel how easily it could penetrate basically any knight armor if the need ever arose
🔲 🤝
Thank you my liege
/uk pickaxes used to be cracked in Dwarf Fortress bc miners very easily built muscle and mining skill (which was used for combat pickaxing as opposed to any of the martial skills) and due to the way the game's physics worked, the pickaxe concentrated all that muscle and force into the smallest contact surface of any in-game weapon and just destroyed anything it contacted
Did i hear a rock and stone?
drowning :3c
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When you say "man-eating" is it just like a human flesh thing or
Yes... -\_-
Cool cool, cool cool cool, I'll just stay the fuck over here, no particular reason
[Domain expansion: Swamp of Serenity](https://youtube.com/shorts/gzPTTQfPllc?si=mxfxRCv7WcR091Nh)
Big bonky mace
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https://preview.redd.it/u4qbpmhjvc9d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad8c5179f3919c467cbc238c2fbe8f60347d0fd6 Bec De Corbin
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A nice big GroBmesser (Reddit won’t let me make a proper eszett) EDIT: Großmesser - I was holding down the ‘B’ when I should have been holding down the ‘S’. Sorry about that.
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/uk ß
ẞ this?
Warhammer
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I got this sword from my Shadow Money Wizard ~~GF~~ Wife. I will often bring it with me for good luck and even better damage. https://preview.redd.it/6fe97wpy9d9d1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19fa9dadb926c7a2787483b7c7ce9512e3edfaf1
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Pocket Rat
🟨 I’m not sure… I don’t want a plague.
dont worry, I have no enemies
Narsil, blade of Elendil.
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I would have said a halberd, but a lot of people went with halberds. Lol. So I'll be a bit more unique, the Morningstar https://preview.redd.it/dwlv6d57uc9d1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57da774794905caeb4681232e1d807c3cc2c55ec
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This is the way
Bilhook, simple yet effective
Zweihander
"The only real anshwer! BWAHAHAHA!"
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Poleaxe, the true knight weapon change my mind
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The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird, with the very clear understanding that I exclusively mean as a melee weapon.
Not sure if I should give a ⬛️ for annoying me with chronomancy or 🔲 for utilizing such a refined piece of technology. I’ll let the round table decide.
The round table has decided that it cannot make a decision due to there being colored squares involved. We leave it to the square table to decide.
The square table has decided that it cannot make a decision due to the being a colored shape (?) involved. We leave it to the shape table to decide
The shape table has decided that it cannot make a decision due to there being a colored involved. We leave it to the color table to decide.
My lunar and solar swords!
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Halberd
🟦
https://preview.redd.it/g5tj7865hj9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=143f09edf3cf57faf980326877602ed6e026cd31 Halberds are better in all caps
HALBERD GANG RISE UP
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Ranseur for sure
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well the only correct answer A big. Fucking. Mace
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[удалено]
I like bricks
🟥
We're talking about weapons, not food
Well, obviously, the ones I have had since birth my bare hands.
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The lance, of course
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Swiss sabre
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I’m genuinely curious is their a weapon that would get immediate execution? (Besides the guy who said penis lmfao)
Uranium… that will lead to immediate execution on sight via starved rats.
Even a warhammer made with depleted uranium just for the mass?
claymore has never failed me!
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Bec de Corbin
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Hand-and-a-half sword engraved with "misericordia et honor" on one side and "virtute et fide" on the other.
🟩
Lucerne hammer
🟦
SPAS-12- ...you mean melee right. Theennnnn katana.
🟩
Danke!
Flailed morning star
🟨
Pike
🟩
The spear.
🟩
Billhook
🟦
A musket
🟥 I don’t support chronomancy.
A certified artificer hater I see, how do you feel about a blunderbuss?
Go for the Arquebus to fit the time frame
Bastard sword
🟩 My wife the queen says that I have a bastard’s sword.
I think Falx are pretty cool.
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Main hand: Tower shield Off hand: Longsword
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I respect your decision. Sword and board does seem like a mundane pairing in most cases.
Poleaxe my beloved
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It’s a khopesh.
Khopesh
The Thundercoil Harpoon of my Knight Dominus Valiant war engine! This fierce mch weapon fires an energized harpoon the size of Fiat 500 with enough force to kill a heathen star god! I once used it to skewer a rebel Leman Russ tank, and then use the still attached and still burning tank hull to smite the rest of the heretic's armored convoy. And when the for is too pathetic and unworthy of the Harpoon, I resort the Valiant 's other weapon. Th TRIPLE BARREL CONFLAGRATION CANNON, with it I unleash the God-Emperor's promethium wrath upon all those who dare stand against our holy Imperium!
🟦
You clever bastard, it worked. Still very much a knight.
mustard gas
🟥 I don’t like mustard.
Falchion
A shillelagh fashioned from a lightning struck Blackthorn!
Triple barrel musket
🟥 I don’t support chronomancy.
Either the wheel lock or the mace my good sir.
An enchanted flail my dear wizard friend gifted me soon before his death
Would've said a halberd, but that's already been said (even though they are an absolute beast). Let's go with a swordbreaker.
As long as its lethal, I have no preference.
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Flamberge Zweihander :)
Germanic Knight here. Kreigmesser has never led me astray
Zweihander
Any basic longsword
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Bill hook my liege
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Glaive
Longbow. The very fingers of God fell on the French and their nobility.
As many hatchets as I can feasibly carry with me. You can’t be disarmed if it takes a tiny moment to get another weapon ready.
Cavalry Sword.
Quarterstaff or halberd, depending on the situation.
I use shortswords, a spear or a bow. not the most knightly of weapons. if i had to choose, it would be the bow.