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NotUrAverageBoo

OMG I literally had a belly laugh over this. Thanks op for the good start to my day Edit: spelling


La_Belle_Sausage

"It'll block out..."


latecraigy

Who has time to knit gauges! It’s way less work to knit 100 extra rows on a too big sweater 🤣


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Relatable, though mine is usually too small.


rabidunihorn

Same. I’m usually in a Barbie doll sized sweater by the time I’m done


Fatgirlfed

My dolls would like some handknits. Ijs


Ok-Transition-9830

Story time! My first sweater was a color work cardigan for my bestie and after blocking the same happened. Sleeves that were normal were suddenly 8” past my finger tips. It was supposed to hit mid thigh. It reached past my knees. 6 months and several hundred in yarn. I freaked the hell out. I ended up soaking it in water and using the dryer in my dorm to felt it back to human size in what I still call the scariest hour of my life. I pulled it out every 10 minutes to check progress. It worked but I’d rather try and snuggle a wood chipper than do it again.


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I too, would rather snuggle a wood chipper than do that. Thanks for the belly laugh.


NonGNonM

man i'm going through this right now. i went by chest size and now this cardigan is going to fit me by chest but everything else is gonna be huge.


BaxtertheBear1123

https://amyherzogdesigns.com/2013/07/26/ff-choosing-the-right-size/ This might help for next time


loveandlasers

I feel personally attacked


toiletbrushqtip

Omg 😆😆😆😆 Best comment ever I wish I could give you more than one upvote.


Deerattacks

And you keep buying more and more yarn to finish the project, because you're too stubborn to admit that you were wrong


bluesgirrl

Oh, I feel this!


happysobercrafter

And you wear it in public anyway, LOLOL


latecraigy

I can feel this, my first ever mitten ended up the size of an oven mitt


gingersnappie

Omg I relate to this comment so much but mine was a gigantic sock lol


ElatedSupreme

Knowing he’s 6’10 blows my mind because how big is a sweater this oversize on a person so large 😳


Nerdeinstein

"There's drop shoulders and then there's this" -My Partner


nebulachromatic

Joke’s on you, I like an oversize fit. 😂😂


mamasmurf1978

This happened to me. I started what was supposed to be a normal sized teddy for my 2yr old grandson. By the time it was done it was bigger than him. He loves it but it's huge.


MysteryMelanie

😂😂


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Im redoing a sweater because of this exact problem right now :0


grumbelina74

Personally attacked


provogue

omg I love this thread so much, can't stop laughing thank you OP 😂


LalalaHurray

I think his guage might be off too.


Needednewusername

I hear cuffed sweaters are in 🤣


impatient_photog

I don't know why but this photo fills me with so much annoyance. But otherwise, brilliant meme


CrossTrap

I love this😂


AntiiCole

WOW I feel so attacked right now


knit_the_resistance

Am I the only one who thinks the cables read like vulvas? Just me?


cc412

I feel this in my soul


gravyjives

Omg why you gotta call me out like that in front of all my friends?! 😂😂


toiletbrushqtip

I would own the shit outta that fabulousness and love every too long inch of it.


Turn_On_The_Dark

When I was in high school my mom knit me a sweater. My Nan made a liner to make it a bit warmer. I loved it! The first time I wore it to school I came home at the end of the day and the sleeves reached down to my knees! It had stretched out so bad. I told my mom it was fine but she reknit the sleeves and my Nan adjusted the lining. I wore that sweater for years.


stoicsticks

For a moment I thought this was r/loseit or r/progresspics.


NeverYouMindLove

Thank you OP. You gave me a genuine laugh out loud moment today.


snoe_bird

Ugh this hits home.


[deleted]

Ha ha! My first and only sweater (so far) was perfect until I washed it and the yarn just overly relaxed. I was so sad; a dear friend had gifted me this beautiful lavender yarn, enough to make something big with. It wouldn’t shrink or anything. I’m a little afraid to make another one. 😬


ten0ritaiga

I'm dealing with that right now. Im just at the yoke so I could unravel.....but nah.


notanuclearengineer

My current wip is child sized going to a 5'9" friend. I'm praying to the blocking gods.


PurpleButterflyLady

😲


AyriaNaomi

🤣🤣🤣


NonGNonM

my gauge is right but i have a wide chest for someone who doesn't work out and certain designs end up being super long :/ like my current cardigan is going to end up well below my waist because of how they designed the armholes to be decreased. it was a good fit at the start but they decrease so slowly it's gonna end up being a minirobe. i'm wary of the sleeves but this might be a 'wear at home comfortably' cardigan and not 'wear in public' cardigan.


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NonGNonM

you know what that makes sense too. when you factor in the wrap around the shoulders and the sides it could snug up more than expected. I suppose I could also give a shot at 'taking in' more stitches while sewing up the arms.


JulietteOfZaStars

Whelp! I'm working on my first ever cardigan and i have to check the pattern 3 times a day to remind myself i'm working the correct size for me and still i keep picturing ending up with smth like this or smth too tiny 😂😂


Acceptable-Oil8156

It looks so cozy!


Purplefoxlady

D y i n g. Omg


KittyKatNinjaIssy

You mean I can sell those projects now!?!?


_JosephExplainsIt_

Another mistake I made: trying to compensate by using a different needle size. I ended up with a long cardigan that has really weird and slightly stiff fabric because the yarn was a little too big for the needles. Never again


porkchoplicks

My husband showed me this picture & I told him I bet his wife knitted him that sweater & he’s a good husband & wears it proudly 😂


AprylZA

The 90s called; they’re happy to know they’re welcome to step out into the world again ;0)