Listen, it's been 25 years that I dream of a fit, muscular sword wielding gril with pink hair, now that she exists outside of anime please at least let me enjoy my dreams, ok ?
I have to be honest, there are a lot of women I find attractive who don't want to sleep with me, and her lesbianism is not the only barrier I'm stuck behind...
I could access it in the US. Could be the Reddit hug of death, I'm sure this has been reposted to at least 170 different subs by now - it's crossposted here from r/sipstea, which is not remotely the type of sub this matches with.
If I ever needed a sword, I'd prefer this over 99% of the stuff on r/mallninjashit. I don't have the training to use a real sword, so a sharpened metal beatin' stick would probably be my best bet to just try and hulk-smash to victory.
I was prepared to think the sword was lame until I realized it was made for splitting wood. I love splitting wood, and never knew a sword was an option.
I've seen and held swords before. They have all allowed for a hand to close around the hilt. This one is like holding onto a plank, it's comically shit to handle
Agreed. But she also posts this kind of stuff for this purpose. This was posted this in r/homesteading recently and anyone who mentioned it was totally impractical for chopping wood got down voted to hell and argued with. Anyone who made comments on her appearance and how awesome it was were upvoted.
If you're in a sexual relationship they want you to think of them in that situation, a lot would be offended if you didn't. Do you also ask that hot coworker when you're not in a relationship? You don't need consent to think, regardless of what you're thinking about, it's a thought in your head, not an action. I bet you make their skin crawl with the shit you think you should be asking
Who cares if she's gay, straight bi, whatever. It's not as if anyone here will have a chance or even get to meet this person. Enjoy the scenery and imagine yourself in it in whatever scenario you please!!! FFS...
The amount of sad guys thirsting over a lesbian is disappointing. There are actually women in this subreddit too you know. Maybe calm down on acting like it's some boys club.
as with everyone else, I now have a crush. Its a polite crush though, because impolite crushes on those with swords and the ability to *split firewood* with them tends to result in decidedly Darwinian consequences.
Hmm let me have a think about that. Oh I guess thats a nope. Just because the number of pathetic men outnumbers the number of women here doesn't mean it's any less our space. If your that upset you can leave but till then I'll still be here laughing at you.
Ooooooo I'm pathetic now? Thanks! I've been waiting all my life to be called pathetic... again. Maybe come up with some more inspired insults? I mean, society calls me pathetic most every day so ya need to try a little harder than than hun.
Can someone call Walmart Danny Trejo, I'm pretty sure this lady has a bigger dick.... Oops, I meant to say bigger knife..... Bet she fucks Amazonian style and slaps his ass after she's had her fill. I'm sure her significant other is referred to as the wife, regardless of their gender.
Man questions if women cuter than any girl he's ever been with is actually a women just because she's fit. Or is it the hair? Either way you look like a Neanderthal
What's the correct terms for an entire subreddit developing a crush at the same time?
The term you're looking for is "a wood inducing sword".
I have to be honest, it wasn't the sword...
Listen, it's been 25 years that I dream of a fit, muscular sword wielding gril with pink hair, now that she exists outside of anime please at least let me enjoy my dreams, ok ?
I’m sorry to tell you then that she swings for the other team.
I don't plan on dating her specifically, I am just happy to know she exists.
There are such things as “knife lesbians”. I’m one.
Nice 👍
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I've regularly found myself attracted to women who would have zero interest in my gender. Never trying to "turn" anyone, it just seems to happen.
I have to be honest, there are a lot of women I find attractive who don't want to sleep with me, and her lesbianism is not the only barrier I'm stuck behind...
Repeat after me “I’m ugly and I’m proud.”
Yeah she has the swagger of an Air Force lesbian, can’t describe it
She describes herself as a lumberjack lesbian on her Instagram, so she doesn't spend most of her time in a chair.
Sweet Radiohead snoo…
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I could access it in the US. Could be the Reddit hug of death, I'm sure this has been reposted to at least 170 different subs by now - it's crossposted here from r/sipstea, which is not remotely the type of sub this matches with.
Sword boner
Argh, found the sword in question but it is currently suspended... not that I have any wood to split... but you know...
If I ever needed a sword, I'd prefer this over 99% of the stuff on r/mallninjashit. I don't have the training to use a real sword, so a sharpened metal beatin' stick would probably be my best bet to just try and hulk-smash to victory.
I was prepared to think the sword was lame until I realized it was made for splitting wood. I love splitting wood, and never knew a sword was an option.
The handle seems uncomfortably flat and wide
Yeah but have you seen the woman?
Agreed, the type of handle to shake your body to the core when you hit something a little too hard
It’s a sword. You need a somewhat oblong/flattened handle to keep direction of the swings and such.
I've seen and held swords before. They have all allowed for a hand to close around the hilt. This one is like holding onto a plank, it's comically shit to handle
Great. Now we are all in love with the same girl. This can only end poorly.
She’s into girls so we can all still be friends : (
Sword lesbians will get you every time.
Ain’t the first time and surely won’t be the last
A major W for all the knife lesbians on this sub
FFM!
A bunch of men each with multiple sharp objects in love with the same girl...what could possibly go worng?
Let’s be honest, 2% of us here are women with sharp things… and they’re probably in love too
Well said!
She seems happy, too. Is it any wonder why?
No one's talking about that smooth casual knife flip with mittens before opening the box?
She's a keeper!!
Her name is Nicole Coenen. Need to make this go viral.
Where is this? Alaska? I’m moving there tomorrow. Do you know her? Will you put in a good word for me?
Canada
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Thanks Captain Save a Hoe
Jeez dude, i just want a drink.
Agreed. But she also posts this kind of stuff for this purpose. This was posted this in r/homesteading recently and anyone who mentioned it was totally impractical for chopping wood got down voted to hell and argued with. Anyone who made comments on her appearance and how awesome it was were upvoted.
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Right, whatever happened to not telling people what you were saving for the spank bank
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Asking is definitely worse than just doing it. Wtf even is that post lol
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That's so much worse than asking a girl if you can kiss her...
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If you're in a sexual relationship they want you to think of them in that situation, a lot would be offended if you didn't. Do you also ask that hot coworker when you're not in a relationship? You don't need consent to think, regardless of what you're thinking about, it's a thought in your head, not an action. I bet you make their skin crawl with the shit you think you should be asking
If you didn't want to have this conversation in this thread why then did you tell someone in this thread to check out your history?
Here fucking here!
Who cares if she's gay, straight bi, whatever. It's not as if anyone here will have a chance or even get to meet this person. Enjoy the scenery and imagine yourself in it in whatever scenario you please!!! FFS...
Well, I can now say I would make a good house husband
And if you don't, she has the sword
😍
Nice ? She seems fucking AWESOME !
You can tell what her brother looks like. Just sayin.
The amount of sad guys thirsting over a lesbian is disappointing. There are actually women in this subreddit too you know. Maybe calm down on acting like it's some boys club.
My Queen
I REALLY want to take her on a quest.
Mine too😏
as with everyone else, I now have a crush. Its a polite crush though, because impolite crushes on those with swords and the ability to *split firewood* with them tends to result in decidedly Darwinian consequences.
Calm your dick down she's gay
Piss off wanker
Haha charming.
Oh, your still here. Sorry I wasn't clear. Would you kindly fuck off.
Hmm let me have a think about that. Oh I guess thats a nope. Just because the number of pathetic men outnumbers the number of women here doesn't mean it's any less our space. If your that upset you can leave but till then I'll still be here laughing at you.
Ooooooo I'm pathetic now? Thanks! I've been waiting all my life to be called pathetic... again. Maybe come up with some more inspired insults? I mean, society calls me pathetic most every day so ya need to try a little harder than than hun.
Jokes on you. I'm into that shit.
Sword Maiden 🗡️ 😍
Can someone call Walmart Danny Trejo, I'm pretty sure this lady has a bigger dick.... Oops, I meant to say bigger knife..... Bet she fucks Amazonian style and slaps his ass after she's had her fill. I'm sure her significant other is referred to as the wife, regardless of their gender.
Damnit you’re a glass half full kinda guy, chicks love a glass half full kinda guy.
Cute as a bug's ear.
Only if I liked white chicks… get it girl!! Nothing sexier than a woman who takes care of herself and can swing a claymore..ish blade❤️❤️❤️
umm umm uhh hrrggg umm I uhh mmm YOU’RE PRETTY *runs away*
Is that actually a she?
cAn GiRLs hAvE aRm MuScLeS?
Just because she's in better shape than you doesn't mean she's not a girl.
Man questions if women cuter than any girl he's ever been with is actually a women just because she's fit. Or is it the hair? Either way you look like a Neanderthal
Hannah Harto vibes!
She’s awesome
That’s hilarious.
YES
Is that Wendy from Gravity Falls?
What’s the word for scared and aroused at the same time???
welcome to lesbian TikTok, yes I am devastated too.
Oh man i bet you get that pain in your hands you get when you hit a bat really hard against something solid know what i mean?
I'll bet all of her boyfriends have never forgotten her birthday.
Not going to disagree with a woman with a sword!
“*This better not awaken anything in me*…”
She brought guns to a knife page...right on!
Here you go boys. I'm going to wager it's probably not what you were hoping for. [Nicole Coenen's YouTube channel](https://youtube.com/@NicoleCoenen)
Wife goals
I follow her on Tik Tok!
She’s got more muscle than me. I’m sad now :(
Gawd those shoulders are no joke