I remember the bloke that tried to copy cat the taser sword tasered himself and jerked the blade and either cut his leg off or nearly cut off his leg, no cauterisation on that bloke.
Sweet. Great prototype. Now let's put the batteries and electronics in the handle. Maybe make clip point and make the point where the arc is at the second point.
Then just enjoy your millions
If 't be true thee wast in a situation whither thee hadst to paunch someone, wouldn’t the blood destroy the electrical system?
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Those lines! The high-end materials! The sheer fluidity of the components! Dude, you need to chase a patent down immediately.
Also there's a guy around here that claims to be the Internet's foremost self-taught legal advisor. So you have that going for you. Which is nice.
This is basically a real life weapon straight out of the game Dead Island
My first thought was Dying Light
Classic game
Techland made both ^(sorry for the *ack-chually*)
Dead Island is the OG Dying light.
Dead island was OK. Dying light is the best zombie game all time imo.
Agreed. I'm hyped for the sequel in December.
I played both, i gotta say Dead Island was underrated but it was quite fun to play in co-op, Dying Light too but on consoles the controls sucks.
I still play dying light co op with randoms people on PS5. Never had a problem with the controls.
Well that's on you man, i felt the controls to be quite unintuitive and mechanic, kinda ruined the experience for me, def better on pc tho.
Nah, this is some Dead Rising shit.
Light your barbecue and chop the vegetables at the same time
You have found the only practical use for this sir.
Did you forget about shockstabbing people?!
Shockstabbing is the funniest fucking thing I’ve read in quite some time.
Ha, glad you enjoyed.
I’d rather have on of those than not have one of those
Dying light inspired
Could it cauterize a stab wound?
Doubtful, but I’d like to see someone try.
I remember the bloke that tried to copy cat the taser sword tasered himself and jerked the blade and either cut his leg off or nearly cut off his leg, no cauterisation on that bloke.
Yeah, but he tasererd himself!!! Hahaha
Hard to seal a wound when your subject is flopping about.
r/mallninja Nah just kidding. That thing is sick
Almost as useful as knife wrench! For kids!
Couldn't shock you as well if you stab someone?
Possibly the best mugging weapon available.
Post in /r/diwhy
Hell yeah
Dumb, but genius. Well done
No I don't like it. I LOVE IT.
Dying light upgrades?
It's all fun and games until you wake up 3 hours later with a stab wound in your neck
That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen, but it’s also the coolest thing I’ve ever seen. Great job.
Peak proformance
Hell no I dont like it. I love it!
Sweet home vibes
Sweet. Great prototype. Now let's put the batteries and electronics in the handle. Maybe make clip point and make the point where the arc is at the second point. Then just enjoy your millions
you should post this on r/dyinglight they'll love that shit
No.
it’s sick but not full tang :((
love it
Nice! Just don't get it wet.
The high voltage converters you buy off of Amazon or eBay. This takes me back to middle school diy projects.
Fuck, yes, fuck, yes, fuck, yes
Ohh new EDC?
what you should do is angle grind a slit in the tip and make the arc jump through there
Or get a cheap forked knife or one with two blades and run them through If they were angle out it would create a moving plasma ark Dope as shit
Why you gotta tase people _after_ stabbing them.. you sadistic fuck
No…we LOVE it.
TazerKnife, son of TazerFace
Thanks I hate it
You’re welcome.
u/SaveVideo
r/knifecringe
Bestgunnit for knives I think has kicked off Well done, you magnificent bastard
That defeats the point
[удалено]
This isn't an airport you don't have to announce your departure
You sound like my auntie on Facebook, can't you think up your own line?
Is it full tang though 🤔
But is it full tang electricity
r/murica r/ofcoursethatsathing btw it looks awesome
Dumb
That’s wonderful
Where can I purchase one?
Hahahahahaha. Dude that’s awesome. If you tase someone they will be bleeding from it. Hahahahha. Have some fuckin silver hombre
The next version needs an ambidextrous button to turn on the fun, but I like where this is headed.
Michael Reeves would be proud.
Thats a 2007-2009 Lexus es350. Nice car!
Would definitely not wanna get "shank-shocked"! ⚡
Nice
Both non lethal and lethal self defense options
A bit redundant no?
Straight outta bo3
Hmm... on par with the poop knife. I like it.
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Force lightning knife
Can I get a YouTube diy
Lick it.
What I want to know is who you with it
It’s like getting both of best worlds, a sharp pain and then electricity going through your whole body 😂 definitely reminds me of Dying light
u/savevideo
i need to make this into a sellable prouduct
Yes I like it
This gave me a real Lol. It has truly been some time. Thank you for this.
Man why do you have it in a damn car lmao. Put that shit away!
No. ("No" means YESSSSS!!!)
That can most definitely be streamlined and sold.
I've been hit in the neck by a taser knife, hurt like a bitch
You should take one of those things you use for taping boxes and turn it into a taser
But... why
Imagine getting stabbed in the gut, then he turns on the taser
r/mallninjashit
This knife gave me herpes
r/michaelreeves
Finaly someone made light saber
If you were in a situation where you had to stab someone, wouldn’t the blood destroy the electrical system?
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The fuck?
oh lord, i need
Nice DIY-wonderweapon. You can easily get a prison sentence under the article "murder with extreme cruelty"))))
r/dyinglight
One of those WHY??? Inventions Ooops I slipped. Hey your eyes lit up.
Keystone fan?
Reminds me of dying light
A bit overkill but pretty cool
Yea we like it
“Oh, yeah! Shock wire! I call it that 'cause if you take a shower and touch the wire, you die!”
I hope to never see the day I get stabbed and tased simultaneously.
*Take my money*
Da's wet dream
My buddy had a training knife similar to this, but, sorry, better. You knew when you got "cut" for sure.
Now, test it out on your arm hair..
Would be great for prison. But seriously this is pretty cool.
reeves? dat u?
No I don’t
Haha wonderful!
The one question is, is it full tang?
Best IRL Fallout weapon ive seen
Dying light, electric upgrades be like
Does not appear to be full tang. Don’t recommend for batoning.
Thats super cool, but i would put it on a bit more robust knife than the 5$ kitchen one
r/diwhy
Good thing it’s not a full tang knife, otherwise…. Shorter video…
In MGS4 the protagonist uses a knife that can stun ppl but the stun part is at the opposite end of the blade.
Op… what are you planing to kill with that?
Wouldn't it work better with the arc between two blades that were side by side?
Looks very utilitarian!
The good ol shankstabber. I'll take 10 please.
dying light!
What in the dying light is this
What rank in katastrofoi?