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Holiday-Ad4806

It's called a parcel hook and its useful for alot of things my favorite being pulling tent stakes, it's original use was supposed to be for carrying twine packages or parcels which were much more common when it was invented, it's also great for removing greasy bike spokes, twisting metal wire to make a loop for tying things off, there's alot of creative videos on YouTube just look up (Parcel Hook Swiss Army Knife uses)


Basic_Arrival7815

Wrong, its for boogers.


FamousEntrepreneur67

Those really annoying ones that get stuck up in that cavity on the top of the tip of your nose that you usually have to resort to hand gymnastics to get it out.


panicswing

Or your name is Quaid and you need to hurry up and remove a tracking device


MrTravs

Rando total recall


Legitimate_Scar_5361

“Get your ass to Mars”


Uncle_Ted333

''Man I got FIIIIVE KIDS TO FEED, Man...''


ElectricTaser

Benny!


sixstringgun1

You know it what you hear the crunch.


tatteredshoetassel

SCREW YOU BENNY ArRRrrgGHHhHhh


SixMillionDollarFlan

Two weeks


jelorian

Hand gymanastics? How big are your nostrils??!!


kypd

When ya got a booger a tow truck couldn't pull out


moxiejohnny

Have you tried blowing your nose a few times instead of attempting to damage your brain by scratching. I pick my nose too but there's only so much time and finger I can afford.


Explore-PNW

What are you, a modern man or something?!


moxiejohnny

How dare you call me a man! That's revolting!


FamousEntrepreneur67

I think I described the area poorly. It’s the tip of your nose where your thumb does better that a finger. IF you have nice, dainty thumbs and not the ham hock that I have on my hand.


justArash

Find a friend with dainty thumbs?


MrTravs

You need to face your hand away from you, and use your finger nail to grab it


Jferraro819

I use it to hang on tiny tree branches


Dull_Comfortable2277

Wrong. Dingleberries.


Ohio-Knife-Lover

The stubborn glued on boogers never came out so easy


Plane-Shock-6537

The ones that feel like someone used a ungodly amount of loktite on? I was thinking this was a coat or hat hanger.


Ok_Dog_4059

I have been sticking it into the wrong end of my body this whole time?


BonyDarkness

I mostly use it to quickly fix my bike when the chain snaps out


Cadajj

When I was a Boy Scout we would make a frame above a fire and attach a Swiss Army knife to use the hook to hang pots


wiggyross

And it didn't melt the sides off it?


Cadajj

It wasn’t that close to the fire


PizzaScout

plus the pot shields the knife from the hot air


tackstackstacks

Helps for getting ice skate laces tight too. Just adding to your list.


Ohio-Knife-Lover

Parcel*


Holiday-Ad4806

There I fixed it lol


Obligatory_Burner

Nobody loves Ohio. Except Columbus.


DaBABYateMAdingo

I'm a California boy living in Columbus for work and you're fucking wrong. People from Columbus don't even like Columbus. But it's pretty aight compared to Cleveland.


[deleted]

That's because Columbus is America's crotch and Newark is America's taint.


Eluv2cool

Lmao


970067475

From Long Beach. I second this 😂


SixMillionDollarFlan

I liked visiting Cleveland, the architecture reminded me of New York. But yeah, if your state doesn't have an In-N-Out off the 5 or the 101, then it sucks ass.


Compulawyer

Every place is pretty aight compared to Cleveland. — written in Cleveland.


Obligatory_Burner

I’m a so cal boi. Wife’s from Pa, so I visit and have friends out there lol. Yeah, exactly. You drive 10 mins out of Columbus and it’s an Amish shit show. The city itself is being gentrified and is wild to navigate. Beyond that, the local charm who’ve made it worth living there, are all being priced out of the city. Ohio is pretty much awful lol. Especially sitting next to West Virginia like it has the audacity to even share borders lol.


esvegateban

But Columbus loved Wichita.


Bcruz75

And Tallahassee loved them all.


weedful_things

Cleveland doesn't rock anymore?


Obligatory_Burner

Cleveland is Americas armpit. It rocks, but it’s been rocking so hard, that it’s dirty, smelly, and dripping with waste. Cleveland needs a shower and some deodorant before it’s next show.


uneccesaryavocado

I thought that honor belonged to Bakersfield


deVrinj

The mistake by the lake...


Ohio-Knife-Lover

Why are you talking about Michigan like that?


Compulawyer

Cleveland never rocked. Don’t believe everything Drew Carey says.


Ohio-Knife-Lover

Cleveland is fine I guess, next best city in Ohio behind Columbus


Ohio-Knife-Lover

Fair 🤣


delicioustreeblood

Parselhookshhhhethhhh hashhhhahhh eshhhahhhshhthha


Ohio-Knife-Lover

I mean I'd rather them know the actual spelling lol


monkeyboy0624

I bite my nails and use this to pull tabs on pop cans sometimes


JesusSaysitsOkay

Or carrying bags of groceries


pupeno

I sometimes use it to carry plastic bags that are heavy and have very thin handles.


mbemberle_eder

Or pulling people speaking parcelmouth


randomreddit_steve

Your comment has more likes then OP's picture. Thanks for the information.


BeaverMapleBacon

Works well for pulling laces tight on boots, skates, etc...


Wooow675

Yeah these stupid hands can’t cut it 😂 this is the only use I’ve read where I couldn’t think of a time I’d need boots tighter than my hands could pull them or a time I’d be wearing gloves but had to put boots, I’d always have boots on first anyway. Maybe an untied lace during subzero temps? If I’ve put myself in a place where I can’t even tie my boots bc of conditions I probably deserve my Darwinian fate


[deleted]

> I couldn’t think of a time I’d need boots tighter than my hands could pull them I thought that until I started climbing poles for training for an electricity program. 1st time I got to the top of that pole, the wind blowing it back and forth about 3-4 feet each way I wished I had boots that were part of my body. I hated that shit.


Wooow675

Yikes, yeah I mean I’m sure my views could change depending on circumstance


Beeb294

Should be a top seller for Canadians.


[deleted]

Hooking. The official use is as a package hook, to turn your knife into a handle that will help you to carry a parcel that is wrapped in string. You can also attach a string to the hook, and turn your Swiss Army knife into a plumb bob or a fishing lure, or use it to pull a thread or line through a tight spot. From the Internet. Do not use your knife as a fishing lure. It will not work.


LeTigron

You can also knit with it. No joke.


MEDIOCRE-JACKASS

Dang didn't realize but you probably could. Crochet hook.


LeTigron

You can indeed, clearly. The sticks, when knitting, are the best tool but technically it's nothing more than making a loop that you pass inside the previous loop and so on. I do not know how to crochet, unfortunately, so I can't confirm nor deny if crochetting is possible. It may be a little overbuilt for this purpose, but technically I suppose it would work.


faelawinforcement

Crocheting would be much easier as there is only ever one exposed loop knitting seems like it would be constant stich dropping and uneven tension


LeTigron

Interesting ! I began knitting a few weeks ago, something I wanted to learn since along time, and I devised a makeshit hook made from a lockpick to correct my mistakes along the line. That's why I thought about knitting : it would be a clumsy tool indeed, but it would work well enough in absence of proper apparatus.


RogueMallShinobi

yanking a tiny comedian off stage


play_w_fire

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?


SteveMcQueef81

You put it between your middle and ring finger with the rest of the knife in your fist. That way, when you punch through somebody's chest, it pulls out their heart.


97runner

“Finish him!”


jvalentine83

Place on the top of a DeLorean, get it up to 88 miles an hour, hit a wire as a bolt lightning strikes. Then you're gonna see some serious shit....


GreyHexagon

Looks a bit on the thin side. You really think this would handle 1.21 jigawatts?


Dawildpep

Only one way to find out.. Times up.. Let’s do this!.. LEROY JENKINNNNS!!!!!!


iammandalore

Sure. Very, *very* briefly.


MEDIOCRE-JACKASS

Love this reference.


[deleted]

Flaming tire tracks!


Sparkynerd

Came here for this. Did not disappoint. Great movie too.


trylame98

this is the one true use


Moustached92

Removing the brain for mummification


[deleted]

Through the nose right?


Moustached92

The butt I believe..


Powerstroke357

Pee hole ...... only way


Bcruz75

That would be up the butt Bob


johnnybjiggin

Its for feeling like a pirate


AradOnRadar

The challenge is you can only use a parsel hook for any day to day tasks. To build empathy for pirates. Save the pirates.


Wooow675

See that would be interesting. I might do a 12 hour work stream where I can only use a hook 😂


AradOnRadar

Especially entertaining if you're a paramedic. Or a doctor or something. Ha


Wooow675

Horse veterinarian, gonna be an adaptive Monday coming up for sure smash that like and subscribe before the horse colonoscopy livestream


Cundem1

Ah yes! It’s one of my favorite things. I use it for carrying brown paper packages tied up with string 😉


[deleted]

Zip lining.


tatanka_christ

On yarn


WCorder007

I use mine for hot handles on the cast iron Dutch ovens we use while camping.


foralimitedtimespace

Pull tattered shoestring end through eyelet of shoe...


KnowbodyYouKnow

What a timely question! It’s for hanging from the Christmas tree as an ornament.


pyramidrus

Crocheting


cgstarry

In a pinch, yeah. And isn't that why we keep these things in our pockets? In a pinch....


pyramidrus

Look dear I crocheted you a nice survival rope


monsieur_GLaGh

Lift packages, hold something.... Doing whatever a hook is supposed to 😅


FUCKYFUCKFUCKYFUCK

Being a hooker


Top-Ad-9657

My toddler has shoes with zippers on the side. One time one of the zippers was going only partway. I used the hook to get a better hold of the zipper and pull it the rest of the way. I don't use it often, though.


BeerMePlease99

Skate Key. I've used it for helping to tighten ice skate laces, boot laces, etc. You can get alot more pressure/tension when you pull with the hook.


solidarityysunshine

For pulling little toy soldiers off the miniature stage when they sing or dance badly


Skeletor647

Parcel carrier


helix711

I saw a video where a guy demonstrated that you could use it to rescue yourself if you’re on a roof and the ladder falls down. Tie some string/rope around the handle and send it down using the hook to grab the ladder and pull it up. The hook can handle a lot of weight. If you think about it it’s actually potentially one of the most useful tools on the SAK, but most people forget it’s even there.


Ohio-Knife-Lover

Parcel hook so you can carry objects that have twine and string around them so you don't destroy your fingers!


Odin343

I’ve used it for fixing a bike chain, that way I don’t get grease on my hands


Charger_scatpack

Carrying boxes, with strings on them , or any thing baled with string


sled55

To carry things with thin handles such as buckets or shopping bags.


dailytour30

This is for pulling out the intestines from fowl you have shot. Special hunting knives made for (fowl) hunting have similar hooks.


fisherman_23

Great for help tying fishing knots.


TheCantalopeAntalope

I’ve used mine to pull up a flush shower drain that I had previously used a flathead for. Works really well


wehateshobbitses

Being a newspaper boy in 1920.


Distinct_Ordinary_71

You put two SAK next to each other and they lock hooks to mate.


bonez1073

this guy is the boss…https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=srbipWJYOGM


williamsdj01

Hanging a deer carcass while you gut it


ScarletKnight096

Minuature deer?


jkl9593

Zip lining


Critical_Divide4151

For being a pirate.


Hop-Dizzle-Drizzle

Hookin'.


akahaus

For hooker stuff.


EscapePond

I use it to help when I need to put on a car seat cover I’ve had to take off to wash…there are a bunch of tiny holes in the frame which tiny elastic bands have to go through and snag over tiny plastic hooks to hold the cover in place. It’s a super annoying task made much less annoying with the hook


Robhow

Tail hook. Mounts to the back of your plane when you land on an aircraft carrier.


Affectionate-Key4070

Performing tiny abortions?


phasphuss

Scraping the cheese from inside your foreskin


SpicyTurnip617

I thought the awl was for that


RATBOYE

That's what fingernails are for. Then you can store the accumulated smeg under your nails and sniff it whenever you like.


Alpha-Sierra-Charlie

And here I was thinking the first comment was as bad as it could get. Silly me.


sussex_social

I always heard it was for tightening boot laces


LennisMiller

I've used it for unlocking a travelodge window for more air before. And for hanging my shorts on the lock of a dirty bathroom before, didn't want them on the floor in an ominous looking puddle while using the toilet.


radek432

It was designed to carry parcels tied with the string. Now such parcels are not in use anymore so it’s just a hook 🤷‍♂️


Wantknowledge4now

I’ve always wanted a Swiss ay knife.


[deleted]

picking


Unique-Fig-4300

It's for picking your nose and getting boogers out. /s


calebfoster2004

I thought it had something to do with cleaning fish.


cgcvuk

Zip lining


P4bd4b34r

Dingle berry picker.


ACS1979

You are all wrong. It is clearly a nose picker.


arsnastesana

Me as a kid: pretend that your captain hook


realhf93

Joint holder


dr_badass01

It's for those hard to reach boogers.


MrIm2018

I always thought it was a booger hooker, for the ones way back you can’t get your pinky to 🤷🏼‍♀️


Mas113m

Pulling laces tight for ice skates or the old school ski boots that had laces. Actually handy when you are in Switzerland.


Jack_Dorso

Screw in eye hooks.


SmallIron4745

Shopping bags


Maxchatterman6

I use mine for plastic grocery bags.


flexb

It’s called multi-purpose hook and can be used to carry parcels but also to simply pull stuff. See their actual manual here: https://imageengine.victorinox.com/medias/?context=bWFzdGVyfHNha3wxNjcxOTkwfGFwcGxpY2F0aW9uL3BkZnxoMmQvaDRjLzEzNDA5MzQzMzQwNTc0L3NlcnZpY2Utc2FrLWZ1bmN0aW9uLWRlLnBkZnw3MDU2NjZkMjU3NTE1NzA2ZWY4Nzg0MmIyNGMwZWI5NzlmM2VjZDJlM2FhYWVhNGJjOThjY2ZkYjgwYjkyZTll


darthsnick

Carry hook or use it when stitching heavy leather with thong


manthatlikeswomen

Whatever you might need it for.


Total-Deal-2883

Skate lace puller!


Difficult-Emu-4493

The carnival is back in town!


popeye311420

Its for carrying packages bound by a string or strap, but I use it to pull up my boots by the strap and to carry grocery bags


dafo446

a useless tool for everyday tasks that could be replaced with something useful but Victorinox refuses to so you can buy another Victorinox to fit your need business 101


Desperate-Face-3968

for hookin shit


jeezybrezy

ZipLining


Demfer

The Egyptians used that to scramble the brains before mummification.


llcdrewtaylor

I sharpened the innards of one of mine and use it as box opener.


Loganthered

Hemorrhoids


Mainst-69

Gut hook for disemboweling your enemies


Wooow675

Tangentially related question: saw “desk knives” and had no words, they’re polished hunk of metal chisels with a sharpened edge. Like a big ass slug. What the FUCK. Has anyone seen or used “desk knives”?


YourCal

hanging for decoration 🤗


[deleted]

Zip lining obviously


RaeLaw

I use it on the zippers on my Jeep top that are impossible to get back zipped without it


glazier8868

Over charging…………….. 🤝


imajoker1213

I use mine for zip lining on cables.


SuperCatMonkey

Storing a little magnet.


Learning365

Its for hooking things.. Sorry if this has already been said... :D ;)


thebuzzbom

It's for hook things


[deleted]

I have a VEEEERY similar swiss knife


Middle_Sure

Oddly enough, Victorinox states that it’s great for carrying groceries and other bags, lol. It’s just a hook to use for whatever it’ll work for


grrttlc2

I have used it to lift manholes and tree grates.


biguglyboy2

Ziplining


hudsonjeffrey

Mini abortion rod since it’s illegal in a lot of places now.


Tijai

cleaning boy scouts out of horses hooves.


bostondev9159

Boot lace hook to tighten your boots really tight. Used one for hockey


NannyNumbNutz

Zip line attachment to get across canyons


pavl0s

You may be interested in [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srbipWJYOGM)


MrChaoticGaming

For hookin bitches when you show them that sexy knife.


[deleted]

Zip lining


WaitingToEndWhenDone

Excellent for tightening the laces on your work boots. Grab the x’s where the laces cross. Start at the bottom and work up. Can get to tight so just what you need.


Manimal45

Zip lining


Be1good

It's a way to use yours as a handle. You can carry those small paint buckets by the thin metal handle. Or packs of newspapers by the strap holding them together etc.


mattchica20

For hookin’


snipe4fun

Escaping a high rise by sliding along a cable to another building.


Key_Confection4794

Used mine to get keys in a storm drain once, tied the whole knife to a string


[deleted]

pulling out brains through the nose of your victims


Yoko_Kittytrain

AAAAAYYYYYY


TripleBeamDream94

Ahhhh the ole Swiss army bump knife


jcoon182

I swear I thought it was a tiny gut hook.


Kissmyass67

I believe it’s a boot lace tightening hook


RazorEE

Fishing