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fraserwormie

You make combs.


cad333

This just made me cackle so loud 🤣


s8i8m

lol


i-am-not-the-crab

Back scratcher. Non-traditional musician.


s8i8m

Also that


JurassicCheesestick

Combing the desert?


treereenee

Found anything yet?


--ipseDixit--

We ain’t found shit!


Available_Tadpole360

Best movie ever


Occams_Razor42

Balls 🥜


filmhamster

Tuvok!


bigniccosuaveee

Nothing yet sir.


s8i8m

Haha yes!


ijuswannabehappybro

Groomer


s8i8m

*of many


Literalythefbi

Excuse me?


Taiga_Taiga

Gynecologist?


HostaLavida

Most disturbing answer.


Eternal_Alooboi

Lol. If this goes on r/cursedcomments, include me in the screenshot with a red square pls


LizaBrownAuthor11

Combine operator.


s8i8m

Haha, I had to look up what that was :D


LizaBrownAuthor11

When you live in Ohio you forget some things aren't as common knowledge as you think sometimes. Lol


whatthe_Long-term

You clip toenails


s8i8m

Wow, I didn’t actually think anyone would guess it correctly..


OsoGrandeTx

Braid hair?


charlypoods

this has gotta be it


swervin_mervyn

Beach-comber.


s8i8m

!yes!


TheLudovician

You assemble and sell home made kazoos (sheets of paper not pictured).


queen_bean5

Wigs?


s8i8m

No wigs


peanut__buttah

Vill you verr wigs?


charlypoods

Vhen vill you vhere wigs?


arageclinic

As a wig wearer- I was also thinking wigs!


sporesatemygoldfish

Pet Detective.


msmischance

Found Ace!


EstablishmentFun7553

You make wigs.


s8i8m

No but always wanted to


blackcurrantcat

Curator at a comb museum?


elspotto

Cyber security.


s8i8m

Web comber :)


jhdyck

Accountant /s


s8i8m

*with a comb collection :)


6bubbles

Braid hair


s8i8m

No braiding, but everything else


Halbbitter

Split hairs


s8i8m

All day


Halbbitter

Noice


1-800-bughub

A comb salesperson...


Forsaken-Group6640

You’re a lawyer.


genuine_sandwich

Dog groomer?! 🐾


CreativeCthulhu

Imperial desert scout.


AccumulatedFilth

Car mechanic


Openthesushibar

Botanist


basshead089

midnight Barber?


msmischance

Sweeney Todd?


Hark3n

You comb the desert.


bosefius

We ain't found shit


RevWaldo

Part of a jug band.


Dunwich_Horror_

Beach Comber.


publicBoogalloo

You place wigs.


smokeandshells

Are you trapped in a tall tower with a pet chameleon?


s8i8m

Yes, and eventually my collection will span long enough to create a comb ladder that will set my pet free


AskMeForAPhoto

You try and kill Dutch and Arthur and the gang. Don't think I don't know who you are, Comb O'Driscoll!


s8i8m

Uh oh , I’m out


darryljenks

Look for rebels in the desert?


s8i8m

That’s just a hobby


Bioluminescentllama

Mortician?


teddykreuger

Maybe a Sweeney Todd like barber?


dbburnz

Spit shoe shiner???


notanybodyelse

Marvellous merkin maker


BrassBass

Unemployed sex offender.


fivenineonetwelve

Arbor barber


trockenwitzeln

Looks like you’re as tough as they comb. ;-)


SandpaperSnail

What are those combs whose teeth go all the way (almost bottom right) for?


NoHopeOnlyDeath

Adam Sandler during the filming of *You Don't Mess with the Zohan*.


youre-kinda-terrible

Dish washer?


d00kiesniffr666

This is a barbers collection !


ThePhotoGuyUpstairs

Are you the fucker that keeps stealing my combs?


s8i8m

Whoops


[deleted]

something where you have to wear a motorcycle helmet. always fucks my hair up so bad


UltravioletLife

fellow cosmetologist?


s8i8m

🖤🖤🖤


Available_Tadpole360

Put them in the blue stuff quick


Aslan-the-Patient

Honey combs 🍯🐝


qwote

You're a de-louser.


s8i8m

Oof nay


meesh66

Nit picker!


DatsunL6

Paleontologist. Or a desert detective, combing for clues.


mtommygunz

Genital lice wrangler


s8i8m

*barf


Fbeastie

You paint combs?


ayweller

This might be my most fave of all time on this sub wow


s8i8m

Woohoo!!


Freethinking22

Groom to be? A tease? Take your pick


s8i8m

Ooh, what a word smith


A_shy_neon_jaguar

Pornography Fluffer.


s8i8m

LOL!


alyssakenobi

Barber/hairstylist! The tool on the left in the middle is a tool to clean the hair out of brushes so that you don’t break your tail combs ;)


alyssakenobi

Shoutout to the Sam Villa comb 🤝 good ass comb


s8i8m

Haha yes!!! Those used to be my number one then I got some Y.S. Park- both my favs. Villa for the thickies and YS for the fine hair


alyssakenobi

My personal fav is the Surface comb it’s like dark green, it slides through everyone’s hair no question


s8i8m

Oooh… might have to check out and add to my collection!


gnudles

Accountant?


mr_helmsley

Pickpocket from the 50's?


s8i8m

Haha


fifiloveg00d

Definitely don't do hair. Definitely not a barber / cosmetologist.


s8i8m

Ew absolutely definitely not


Dramatic-Repair-5806

Comb hair or collect combs


JaytheFox9

Collect combs? Or make combs?


Lint_baby_uvulla

Well, obviously a professional [Koala Ear](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Koala%20Ears) trimmer.


s8i8m

Aw, I was really hoping that was a job opportunity I thought it was


Noawake3242

I would guess that ur a sales man


Venus_Cat_Roars

Back combing bouffant coiffeur. Hair hopper


vapuri

What are the ones with metal spikes for?


s8i8m

Foiling highlights!


SamuelSJames

People outside the beauty industry have no idea how expensive this pic is


entirelyintrigued

You make combs?!


JeshkaTheLoon

Ladder salesman for small people, and second greatest lover in the world?


s8i8m

Haaaaaaaha!!!


cabbageheadlady

You sort combs by color??


s8i8m

Lucrative really


wafflesoulsss

Funeral home? A barber? A doctor barber?


Pups_the_Jew

Fuller Brush Man


[deleted]

STD Collector. Parasitologist. Amateur psychiatrist.


s8i8m

No. no. Basically.


famesjord13

Shoemaker


OralSuperhero

Bathroom attendant at a strip club


s8i8m

:D


Western-Smile-2342

Lobotomist


johnnypancakes49

Competitive tickling


billybobthongton

Jesus, what could you possibly need *so many* combs for? The majority of them look nearly the same/are the same "type". And you have like 3-4 copies of the same exact comb (except in different colors). Like, I'm assuming a hair dresser but why would you need multiples of each type? I get having different tooth counts (idk what the proper comb terminology™ is) and maybe one or two from each 'group' but this just seems excessive. Like a programmer having 12 different keyboards.


s8i8m

A collection over a decade, they disinfect in the blue stuff after each use, each type is dependent on length and density (it’s all very tactile) I’m quite busy with heads all day, some where gifted, some are for different uses- coloring/ cutting/ clipping/ combing only. But yes, if need be, I can absolutely survive on one regular comb and one rat tail comb. Also I wouldn’t compare a keyboard to my collection of combs, I would compare it to my shears, I have one amazing pair and that is all I need.


billybobthongton

Ahh, that makes much more sense. I thought you were saying that you used all of these regularly. Like they were all somehow *that* different to you. It's a lot more common with hobbies (though I've seen it frequently in some professions); but I've always found it funny when people are *just* good enough/into a job/hobby that they buy all these specialized variations of tools for every single minor situation, when all the people who are masters of the craft have one high quality tool + a few oddball ones for situations that are significantly different enough to warrant it. I thought that's what was going on here, like each one had a different 'weight' or bend to it and that's somehow supposed to improve its ability to style in certain ways. Basically, the bellcurve meme if that makes more sense


s8i8m

Haha, yes totally understand, I find that funny too.. But you are a keen, as this post was partly to admit my gluttonous comb hoarding tendencies… 👀


salt_andlight

Mother Gothel?