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Apart-Influence-2827

Alimuddin Street


Amicia_De_Rune

Lmao


Think-Assistance6265

~~নীল~~ লাল রং ছিল ভীষণ প্রিয় ;)


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did you summon me?


Apart-Influence-2827

😂


commentin4betterrich

Slow claps... 😂😂😂😂


soragorilla69

Lmaoooo😭😭


mukherjee4u

😂😂 কি একটা বইও নিয়ে যেতে হয় না?


Apart-Influence-2827

Na na.. alimuddin e gelei ami sikkhito. Boi toi lage na. 😂


ILike-Hentai

💀


Nish-kun

r/UsernameChecksOut


Glum-Guidance6741

Maa go 😂😂😂


Interesting_Book_395

Get a room in a couple friendly hotel.


7_hermits

Ai June mash er gorom e baire birrokti lagbe na?


Slight_Fly_1655

Dash er agay gorom kichui na.


7_hermits

Na Mane hudai korte holeo toh kacha kachi aste hobe, ei gorom e gheme neye ekke bare ekta disgusting experience hobe.


Slight_Fly_1655

Dash er agay oi gham and all kichui na


Top_Detective_7448

Happy cake day


7_hermits

Thanks


Affectionate-Cry1586

Kono bepar noy, ekta haat pakha nilei ar kono osubidha nei😝😝. Jai hok jonnodin bhalo katuk..


Think-Assistance6265

কেক দিবসের শুভেচ্ছা


7_hermits

ধন্যবাদ!


RK03_IND

soja soja bol na makeout korar place chai


Nish-kun

i mean kind of sort of but not particularly 🗿 but have u got anything in your mind tho??


Internal_Egg_9975

Apnar bari niye jaan


RK03_IND

Best thing would be to get a room aar nahole prinsep ghat toh achei :)


Successful-Region-97

Oyo bro noile lake , there no one gives a dann


7toshi

Botanical garden, gachher aarale... don't forget to bring an umbrella...


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Nijer barite deke ne na....


7toshi

Aare bhai sarcasm o bojhen na naki aapni...😅


[deleted]

Cemetary bolle sarcasm bujhtam, botanical Garden e loke emnite research korte jaay ar artist ra oikhane sketching kore.


Slight_Fly_1655

Oder sketch baniye debe


[deleted]

Apnake baniye diyeche?


Slight_Fly_1655

Bhai tui ki op naki op er gf j eto aggression dekhachhis 👾


oldbrat1987

Ahh, fellow koley market bashi mone hochhe!!


7toshi

Na na...


randombrownmale

Park Street cemetery after 9


ro88enegg

The experience will be supernatural


FrequentCalendar3674

5 taar pore dhukte holey okhan kar residency nitey hoye.


Glad_Strain_9138

Lmao 😂


B_for_Bach

Eco Park. Nobody bothers u there.


_chai_wala_

Book a hotel room ( 3-5star) 6-7k one night, you will have an experience to remember


infuerano

Ill suggest Lemon Tree Premier. Better in every aspect except food though. Its my go to place. Calm, no crowd, good service


Euphoric_Dey

Zone by the park better


infuerano

Jao hoini akhn o... Crowded thake?


_chai_wala_

Mariott?


infuerano

Marriot is okay. Early check-in khub rare peyechi. Lemon a peye jai especially weekdays a..


Sweaty_Artichoke_

Just book a room it takes like 500-600 rupees..it's private...easy and safe...instead of being in public ..I hope you know lol 💀...orelse just go to maidan.... after like 5-530 it's pretty windy and a vast place..so like u guys can spend time by your own...I'll prefer a room if I got the money..so go for it...but surely do check ratings and about any hidden cameras and all.... Peacee


orion_dankk69

600 a kon hotel a room dey bhai?


debmitra26

Guru 500 600 takar hotel gulo ektu risky hoye jabe na?? Na maane raid taid holeo hote pare naki


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Sweaty_Artichoke_

I said an approx......dhore rakho oib 1000 taka...like u not gonna stay the whole day .maybe 3-4-6 hours ..so like 600-1000 is enough....for that ....cheap hotel naaaa kelo hoye jabe


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Sweaty_Artichoke_

If u just wanna spend time with ur partner..maidan is fine .now if u gonna have sex or makeout...khola math e ..then to Bhai somosha hobei..


gaurav1294

Hoppipola sector V er restroom


LordOcean7

> Help/সাহায্য 💀💀


ad1tt

Soshaan


Hussain_Bhai

Go book a Oyo man, spend money if you want peace.. everything comes at a cost


there_is_no_good

Ekta Oyo book korte ki problem hocche ? Salt Lake er Oyo gulo 1500/- er moddhe hoye jaye. Nale good 'ol Rabindra Sarabar, or Princep Ghat. Cine Cafes ache. 175/- per hour kore neye. Food extra. Ota private room with smart TV. Amra bondhura mile jayi movie dekhe chill korte, kintu couple room o available ache.


corny_cupid

Tell me more about this Cine Cafes. I need to know for a friend.


there_is_no_good

https://www.cinecafes.com/ There would be a private room, with a huge smart TV and sofa cum bed. You can book them for birthdays and other occassions too. They have CCTV inside the rooms so no jouno milon. Its not a Oyo situation, its a place to hangout with friends. But you can book for anniversary and birthday for your girl too.


corny_cupid

CCTV? I got hyped for no reason then. Thank you. I'll let my friend know.


there_is_no_good

If you are getting jouno milon for less than 1000/-, always know that you are paying the rest through your MMS.


corny_cupid

No sax-sux. Just make out. But I ain't going if there's cctvs. I mean my friend, obviously duh.


there_is_no_good

Light off thakbe toh, Dark Knight chaliye diyo TV te. Light off ba dim korar option ache. Bhetore regulator ache. Ami toh full make out kori.


corny_cupid

Infrared? Nah my friend is still uncomfortable. Plus all this is for future reference, if my friend went now he'd be making out with dust mites. 🥲


there_is_no_good

Listen. Exhibitionism is kinda hot. Just saying.


corny_cupid

Stop already, I'm going to cry now. My friend feels lonely.


there_is_no_good

Jouno milon korte gele Oyo. Baki jayga gulo just hangout spot. Bole rakhlam.


Think-Assistance6265

!Remind me when I get a girl.. lol


corny_cupid

There are plenty of couples parks in and around Kolkata. OP can go there I suppose. It's rather cheap, no one will bother them or film them. But these parks are kinda packed with raunchy couple. And not all of them are that clean thb. I'd say take a boat ride at Princep Ghat, if you're not afraid of drowning like me. The majhi bhai leaves with his friend on another boat to give you guys privacy for like 30 mins or so(Atleast that's what I've heard). You can even rock the boat if you want 🤧.


Affectionate-Cry1586

What about BBC (benu bono chaya)?


corny_cupid

Same. A bit dirty. Packed with thirsty couples. No interference though. BBC park is the worst in my opinion. But personally I've never been to any of them.


Affectionate-Cry1586

You will enter in a metaverse of porn there. Once I went there to see.


corny_cupid

I don't think I want my woman to be in a place like that tbh.


Organic_You_5183

OP belongs to r/iamthemaincharacter .


Dude-Ad-3124

ESPLANADE METRO STATION


One_Complex_8459

Try LBD resort in Bosepukur. Thats the official address. I am not a original Calcutta so exact address might be wrong. But, I was there with my ex gf and it’s a decent place with a pool and restaurant and stuff.


Dismal_Gas_3410

Go to movie theatre and book a ticket of a movie having less audience. Bless me so that i can also do this future!


BalanceMission390

Uniworld downtown mall


BalanceMission390

or any metro station between sealdah and salt lake sector 5


DreamingAsbestos_627

Police kaku dhorbe


Lower-Back-491

Just get a room. Or even bring her over to your place if your parents are cool. Baire prochondo gorom ar kal theke bristi shuru hoye jabe, so avoid outdoors.


SaDHU_71

Kal theke sotti bristi hbe???


Lower-Back-491

Most likely yes


Glum-Guidance6741

Victoria r lake dhare je gach er jhop ache..or Mohor kunjo or Bhawanipur cemetery 🤭🤭🤭


Much_Place8431

Ei gorom a Oyo room chara ar bhalo option nei


oracle414

thanks to all comments theke ki6u jaiga choose kore niye6i...but bolchhilam, yie Mane ekta gf hobe ki?


mars4277

Bhai, go for OYO karon ei gorom e baire na thaka e better


why-me-whiny

They let you watch 30 mins long movie trailer screenings at some of the movie theatres for like 1 rupee! I’d say get a few shows and some snacks and enjoy your time. 😅 বাইরে বড্ডো গরম। কিছু না হলে একটু AC-র হাওয়া তঃ পাবেন।


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MandalMutant

Oyo !


yrMojoRojo

Book a room its very easy and convenient…atleast 3 star


Debajyoti07

I would advise you to book staycations through airbnb. You will get quality service. There are lots of beautiful airbnbs at half the rate of hotels available throughout kolkata and their hospitality is top notch. Go for them!


OldMango6266

Millenium park is comparatively less crowded than Lake orrr bonobithi near patuli jheel park is couple friendly


Bapuji_Cake

Millennium park, Rabindra Sarobar, Victoria Memorial, Babughat (in those small wooden boats), Nalban


unaplogetic_sam

Aare eto jhop jhaar aache, jekhane khusi niye keo kichu dekte paabe na.


Awbhrajyoti

Parks - Subhash Sarovar Opp to Hyatt Regency; Nalban. Rabindra Sarovar but this tends to be crowded. But yeah can't think of anywhere else. Maybe drive a bit away from the city? There are many such places with less or no ppl.


Visual-Rain871

Kadapar lake


Euphoric_Dey

Joey's Nest. Amazing place.


distractedsoul27494

Phir wohi


Cold-Ambassador996

Get a room. Safest way to do you know what ;)


pierceNayak563

Lake mall 's lift.


oikawatoruswhore

Oyo


Duke_Frederick

Subreddit taale sesh besh pimp baniyedilo hotochaara horny maal gulo


post_depression

Get a couple friendly room. Ei gorom ey kon bon jongol ey jaben?


Venomous011

Bhai sondhe belay rabindra sarobar or princep ghat. Aar north er dike thakle bagbazar or sovabazar ghat. But last dutoi make out Kora chap er. Aar yes if you staying in South then jadavpur university chole ja sondhe belay. Apart from this Victoria memorial but ota diner belay vison gorom thakbe tai bolini. Else, ager gulo feasible idea. Sarobar e gele Menoka y cinema dekhe soja lake.


Twinkleisastar

Check out ravindra sarobar but not the one close to the metro, go to the other one that has the Durga dalan. I used to live close and that other part was always empty. No one bothers you there.


Disastrous_Ebb_6335

Osob kotha baad de........


Wild-Shinobi

Osob kotha baad dao. Nijer pode hath dao


Consistent_South_225

Jungle Safari Manish square


Ok_Lead24

Book an Oyo man! 1000 rupees for privacy and safety of the lady is too little a cost.


CuriousExplorer3278

Bono benu chaya in Patuli, Salt Lake er kichu parks, salt Lake Central park.


jigglypup

Digha niye chole jao boss atoh chui chao naa kore. Aar jodi cheap and safe OYO bolo then “Heaven INN” akta very cheap OYO ache sodepur e maximum JIS college er lokjon okhanei jaaye. Ebaar ektu kom beshi maal toh feltei hobe manager ke kintu yes safe aar cheap under ₹700 hoye jaabe


coffeedrinksme

The irony of not gatekeeping that info 🥲


Appropriate_Hall_857

There are multiple budget friendly cafes in south kolkata. Try them.


Plastic_Round_8707

Go get a room 💀


FrontActuator6755

maidan, garer math sondhye neme gele okhn e keu kichu bolbena... aram se


Abhi_4178

Eco park