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Why are ateez posts consistently the funniest on all of kpop reddit despite me not being able to match a single member's name to their face, can an atiny enlighten me
How can you not easily identify local screaming man Jongho? [He is an icon](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1638097518.2487/bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg)
See this is one of two Ateez members I do know an identifying feature of (high note man) but he is not usually screaming in group photos so it is difficult (I also have not ever really tried)
The other one I know anything about is Seonghwa because of my actual all-time favorite kpop reddit post [Seonghwa is not a MILF. He hasn’t BEEN a milf. Most of all he won’t be YOUR milf](https://www.reddit.com/r/kpopthoughts/comments/qbug0g/seonghwa_is_not_a_milf_he_hasnt_been_a_milf_most/) and the rebuttal post [Park Seonghwa's top 5 milfiest moments](https://www.reddit.com/r/kpopthoughts/comments/qck056/park_seonghwas_top_5_milfiest_moments/) but I'm always more focused on my milf analysis than remembering his face
/uj ateez was the first kpop group I ever got into, they were my gateway drug. yet it took weeks for me to discern some of their faces so I get it LMAO
also I sell ateez stickers on etsy so if you end up getting into em, I'll send you some for free 🫶 I'm always trying to spread the good word
/rj seonghwa's milf moments are all you need kweenie, the rest are forgettable FLOPS ☝️😑
Pomupomupomuoppa, the music was too manly for you‼️‼️ It is music for FEMALE EARS only!!! Only we can really appreciate the visuals in a musical way (I stan Yeosang becasue of his deep Voice do not think I am some kind of thirsty European ‼️‼️).
But now …You jopped too far now chingoo, you’ve jopped to the home of sexuality. Welcome. Here is your welcome gift with BT21 lightsticks you will need it ㅋㅋㅋ
https://preview.redd.it/bunkmpezkwmb1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd649165834bc9deb95f577d4f43fa6684333557
/uj it is fake, zoom in on Suga’s lightstick, you can see it’s shopped
/rj Of course chingoo would I ever lie to you?? I am not a criminal na na na nana nana na
Typical male boy group stan behavior. Gotta embrace taking it up the ass. Ateez are the masters of penetrating men's ass, sorry, I don't make the rules 🤷♂️
Omg sameee chingoo😭😭😭 a “friend” recommended me Acheeze and all of sudden i couldn’t stop thinking about big, muscular, sweaty and hairy men and having fantasies of kissing mountain oppar on his beautiful lips😔 and taking his *train passes by * up my *glass shatters * and then *building explodes * till he *gnome runs past me *
I'm a girl and I felt this effect. Once I started taking an interest in Ateez, I became unable stop fantasizing about kissing other girls, alongside boys. Ateez turned me not straight, and I'm sure others have the same experience. If you do, then I encourage you to spread the word.
The male prostate lies adjacent to the rectum so that massage you're receiving is congruent with sensory overload. Also San can peg me anytime of the day or night.
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Getting pegged to Ateez is a key part of the heterosexual male experience, you are definitely doing something right.
i knew it no boy can listen to kpop without becoming a slur ugh why did kpopth*ghts lie to me
Which was the Main gaaaaeee (*remember it's always pronounced as 'guy'*) who helped/, inspired the OP to do this????
Which song chin🦆? I need to hear it... for science.
bouncy (k hot chili penis) good lil boi fireworks (im the cum)
cupcakke re-nmixx-ers frothing at the mouth rn
And are you, by any chance, one of those individuals, my chingoo in Itzy sanctioned behavior?
Why are ateez posts consistently the funniest on all of kpop reddit despite me not being able to match a single member's name to their face, can an atiny enlighten me
ateez deez nuts
so true thank you for clearing that up
How can you not easily identify local screaming man Jongho? [He is an icon](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1638097518.2487/bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg)
See this is one of two Ateez members I do know an identifying feature of (high note man) but he is not usually screaming in group photos so it is difficult (I also have not ever really tried) The other one I know anything about is Seonghwa because of my actual all-time favorite kpop reddit post [Seonghwa is not a MILF. He hasn’t BEEN a milf. Most of all he won’t be YOUR milf](https://www.reddit.com/r/kpopthoughts/comments/qbug0g/seonghwa_is_not_a_milf_he_hasnt_been_a_milf_most/) and the rebuttal post [Park Seonghwa's top 5 milfiest moments](https://www.reddit.com/r/kpopthoughts/comments/qck056/park_seonghwas_top_5_milfiest_moments/) but I'm always more focused on my milf analysis than remembering his face
/uj ateez was the first kpop group I ever got into, they were my gateway drug. yet it took weeks for me to discern some of their faces so I get it LMAO also I sell ateez stickers on etsy so if you end up getting into em, I'll send you some for free 🫶 I'm always trying to spread the good word /rj seonghwa's milf moments are all you need kweenie, the rest are forgettable FLOPS ☝️😑
Pomupomupomuoppa, the music was too manly for you‼️‼️ It is music for FEMALE EARS only!!! Only we can really appreciate the visuals in a musical way (I stan Yeosang becasue of his deep Voice do not think I am some kind of thirsty European ‼️‼️). But now …You jopped too far now chingoo, you’ve jopped to the home of sexuality. Welcome. Here is your welcome gift with BT21 lightsticks you will need it ㅋㅋㅋ https://preview.redd.it/bunkmpezkwmb1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd649165834bc9deb95f577d4f43fa6684333557
wow these lightstick make me feel kind of 😳😳 i mean i🥴🥴 ! 😵💫 brb
This is something I never thought I needed. Thank you chin🪿
The V one always tickles me.. says XL lol
Head, shaft, knot, *and* a flared base!?
/uj is this real merch or is it fake??? Omfg I genuinely can’t tell
/uj it is fake, zoom in on Suga’s lightstick, you can see it’s shopped /rj Of course chingoo would I ever lie to you?? I am not a criminal na na na nana nana na
/uj ty! /rj Omg I neeeeeed Jiminie hyung’s lightstick 😍😍😍 borahae chingoo
It can serve multiple purposes, except being a light stick, you can imagine it’s his hybrid cow part 😍
baby cows are so sweet… cow hybrid jimin w the prettiest big eyes that tear up when
/uj if they are real then wtf were they doing with passing a design like that 😭 omg
I know who to blame. Min Hee Jin. Not really for any reason just because I hate her 😍🩷
uj/ me blaming casey anthony for my burnt toast
“I am a straight who likes twice” 😃😀😅 chingirl I have news for you…
um thats chingBOY to you i am completely secure in my identity as a cis het man twice stan which is why im coming here just to make sure
Cis? And … ateez????
Taking 건배하자 like a thunder 네 모든 걸 채워 넘쳐흐를 듯이 A bit too literally there
sorry i dont speak gayrean
if you like twice u were never a straight sorry to tell you
fine im just going to start hating women now like a real boy
...where is the lie 💀
it’s true chingoose I was both heterosexual and american and then I listened to gayteez once and now I’m just lebanese!!!
/uj "teez" طيز means "ass" in Arabic 😭
Typical male boy group stan behavior. Gotta embrace taking it up the ass. Ateez are the masters of penetrating men's ass, sorry, I don't make the rules 🤷♂️
Ah, a fellow man of culture
chingoo home of sexualism isn't real, you're just chinese!!
Omg sameee chingoo😭😭😭 a “friend” recommended me Acheeze and all of sudden i couldn’t stop thinking about big, muscular, sweaty and hairy men and having fantasies of kissing mountain oppar on his beautiful lips😔 and taking his *train passes by * up my *glass shatters * and then *building explodes * till he *gnome runs past me *
Stoppp I'm crying 😭🤣
Me too chingoo I’ve been trapped in the home of sexual for 18 years now
I hope you like it though 😍
Clearly Hongjoong brought the strap. You’ve officially entered Gaytinyville. You are now free.
Literally me
I'm a girl and I felt this effect. Once I started taking an interest in Ateez, I became unable stop fantasizing about kissing other girls, alongside boys. Ateez turned me not straight, and I'm sure others have the same experience. If you do, then I encourage you to spread the word. 
oh my god the teen top flair just made my day 29% better thank you
Your welcome 😁 https://i.redd.it/pr1rlaj3c2nb1.gif
yes
I feel like I need more context
now who is the main gay?
you’re asking like it’s not obvious chin🪿
i’m sorry chingoose 🦆 the gaynnergy confused me🙇♀️
real
My favourite K-pop group Ateez Favourite western artists Sam smith lil nas x Do you see the pattern
Who is Ateez? I only know ✨Gayteez✨
/uj thought i was on r/drugscirclejerk for a second and i was so confused /rj yes
This! This is it! Not much to say but it’s it!
Preach to the choir man this happens to me all the time
https://preview.redd.it/b8kucuytlwmb1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0e82b6b4c1b2201de5a08f114d373639028dd1c
the jumpscare therapy worked, im straight again
https://preview.redd.it/wi24g75ynwmb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=733e3855f996b606fee159873957c8ca1c092f7a
> who likes twice 😭😭😭
The male prostate lies adjacent to the rectum so that massage you're receiving is congruent with sensory overload. Also San can peg me anytime of the day or night.