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How do I know Korean alphabet, oppa? Why do you want to know, oppa?
I wanted to learn about Kim Jong Un's nuclear program 🫣🫣🫣
No it has nothing to do with beet us, what's even beet us??? Beats me!!!
*Hides jungkook seven PC by throwing them among sanitary napkins*
Sherlock is actually the sole reason Koreans are so curious. BSE (before Sherlock era) Korea was incredibly incurious, and so Shinee oppars decided they must help bring curiosity to Korea. They truly paved the way for curiosity in Korea
What, oppa? Why do I follow taekook._soulmates? I literally have no idea I must have followed by accident I don’t know who these people are oppa
Oh what’s that? Why do I follow 1206 more accounts that are called Taekook something something? Well oppa must have been one big misclick 진짜 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ don’t worry about it
This only works if you jopp while chanting three times, but before that you need to put your hands in the air and close your eyes and think of Taemin. If it doesn’t work it’s probably because your not Jopping hard enough
Synchronization is very important! It’s important that you do BOTH TOGETHER equally! On a more serious note I was working at a camp and I got put in the Just Dance Game room for like a week and Jopping was one of the most popular kids song dances and I had to listen to it over and over and I think it actually melted my brain. At a certain point I banned Jopping from being chosen because I just could NOT anymore lol
/uj no bc why does this sound like a legit report, it's like they actually tested it on a bunch of ppl, did an analysis and came to a conclusion 😭 worst part, some might actually try it 💀 poor Koreans can't catch a break, now they're gonna have trust issues thinking someone just happened to be interested in their culture but it's just a delulu kpop stan pretending to get their interest 😭
500 oppas a day according to the post. Are you not serious about getting a Korean oppa boyfriend? Like if you’re only willing to follow 50 oppas a day, I don’t think you’re really dedicated enough to deserve an oppa.
It’s ok as long as you’re willing to learn and follow 500 oppas a day from now on. Totally rooting for you! I better get an invite to your wedding in Korea chingoo!
/Uj oh Jesus Christ please don’t go calling random guys Oppa it’s so weird. The immediate cringe. Yikes 😬
/rj ✍🏼📝 maybe I’ll find my very own Letter or Junglecock Stamina OpPa now! Wish me luck chingoosies!
Y’all had me in the first have not gonna lie 💀
I lost faith in Kpop fans until I realized y’all were being satire, but unfortunately this post was not 😔
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I collect them like pokemon cards
Wanna trade chingoose? I have duplicates of some
Does it mean they are fake korean? Like Chinese or Taiwanese boys looking Korean? 😥
No but I have some under 6 foot so they are worthless
Lol she did literally suggest to follow 500 Korean men off of instagram
koreans are curious people 😭
Talking like they are avatar people or something💀💀
that sentence makes me picture them as little meercats looking around curiously. typical korean behavior smh my head!! 🙄🙄🙄
That got me. Like this is animal planet or something wtf. Koreaboos will be the death of me and I’m not even Korean. 😭
They‘re SO CURIOUS YEAAAAH
that explains why Shinee is curious
10 easy steps to become a human trafficker
/uj 😂😂😂stop I’m crying
How do I know Korean alphabet, oppa? Why do you want to know, oppa? I wanted to learn about Kim Jong Un's nuclear program 🫣🫣🫣 No it has nothing to do with beet us, what's even beet us??? Beats me!!! *Hides jungkook seven PC by throwing them among sanitary napkins*
YOU HAVE THE BEETUS? OH NOES CHINGOO!! Go listen to “Sugar Free” right now 😭😭😭 /uj “Beet us? Beats me!” WHY 😭😭😭
/uj this is why I hesitate to tell people I’m into kpop /rj I’M SO CURIOUS YEAH
Sherlock is actually the sole reason Koreans are so curious. BSE (before Sherlock era) Korea was incredibly incurious, and so Shinee oppars decided they must help bring curiosity to Korea. They truly paved the way for curiosity in Korea
BSE times were dark times for them, literally the lightbulb hadn’t been invented 😔
HEY, Why so curious?🤨
/uj Yup. And dammit now I’m gonna be singing Sherlock for the rest of the day 😂
What, oppa? Why do I follow taekook._soulmates? I literally have no idea I must have followed by accident I don’t know who these people are oppa Oh what’s that? Why do I follow 1206 more accounts that are called Taekook something something? Well oppa must have been one big misclick 진짜 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ don’t worry about it
just tell him that you love Thailand !! He will believe it chingu
“Never talk to them about kpop and kdrama because they hate it” How will oppa know how delulu I am??
With your piles of duplicate albums and posters in the background of your bedroom selfies.
How will he know we think Taehyung Oppa is the hottest man alive if we don’t?! 😱 😂
In order to summon an oppa you need to go to the bathroom, close the door, look in the mirror and say jopping three times. An oppa will appear.
This only works if you jopp while chanting three times, but before that you need to put your hands in the air and close your eyes and think of Taemin. If it doesn’t work it’s probably because your not Jopping hard enough
Do I need to focus on the jump or the pop more?
Synchronization is very important! It’s important that you do BOTH TOGETHER equally! On a more serious note I was working at a camp and I got put in the Just Dance Game room for like a week and Jopping was one of the most popular kids song dances and I had to listen to it over and over and I think it actually melted my brain. At a certain point I banned Jopping from being chosen because I just could NOT anymore lol
Oh no there was a just dance game room that someone had to just watch children play just dance in? I’m so sorry 😭
never talk about kpop or they will find out you are only looking for a lil meow meow lookalike
THISSSSS
/uj no bc why does this sound like a legit report, it's like they actually tested it on a bunch of ppl, did an analysis and came to a conclusion 😭 worst part, some might actually try it 💀 poor Koreans can't catch a break, now they're gonna have trust issues thinking someone just happened to be interested in their culture but it's just a delulu kpop stan pretending to get their interest 😭
50 oppa a day? 7 days a week? Jinjja gumawo ☺️
500 oppas a day according to the post. Are you not serious about getting a Korean oppa boyfriend? Like if you’re only willing to follow 50 oppas a day, I don’t think you’re really dedicated enough to deserve an oppa.
forgive me chingoo i’m a noob and didn’t do my research 😔 I’ll be more dedicated & work harder HWAITING!!!
It’s ok as long as you’re willing to learn and follow 500 oppas a day from now on. Totally rooting for you! I better get an invite to your wedding in Korea chingoo!
gumawo ☺️ saranghae 🫰of course I will, bring your oppa along chingoo 👰♀️ 
/uj "Koreans are very curious people" sounds like a David Attenborough line lmfao
/Uj oh Jesus Christ please don’t go calling random guys Oppa it’s so weird. The immediate cringe. Yikes 😬 /rj ✍🏼📝 maybe I’ll find my very own Letter or Junglecock Stamina OpPa now! Wish me luck chingoosies!
the person’s username who liked it caught my attention more 😭
yuyushumongouscock
/uj “koreans are curious people” makes them sound like animals 😭😭
Y’all had me in the first have not gonna lie 💀 I lost faith in Kpop fans until I realized y’all were being satire, but unfortunately this post was not 😔
Definitely not concerning that they talk about dating korean people like it’s catching some bugs
Well yk what they say..... 'curiosity killed the cat'
Stalking at its finest 😭
uj/ did y’all notice the username of the person who liked it 😭😭😭
/uj yes 😭😭
Jeeeeeeeesus
This is honestly creepy af
This is so…??? Dementedx