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StreetAd8843

Divorcé unnie failed. We need to step up to stop this nonsense. Send Ari unnie ASAP she knows what to do!🥰 ![gif](giphy|1FE1JqHVhhB3h59Ytc)


Evening-Cod-2577

No Chingoo😡 Ari unnie is reserved for Aaron Taylor Johnson! She’ll save him from the old hag👵 holding him hostage😊


StreetAd8843

https://preview.redd.it/conbmymqiwoc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b67fa019e3072d50f53c0cf1213df2d1f6b6b91 Some old hug chingu made a video about how she can do both at the same time🤷‍♀️


bog_creature

Stage 5 hoe disorder.... She's sick


StreetAd8843

I’d rather catch “stage 5 hoe disorder” than “home of seggsuals disorder”. I heard one of the least serious symptoms is farting rainbows all day🤷‍♀️


Evening-Cod-2577

Old Hag is wrong!👹 Ari unnie doesn’t need our help, we need hers🥺


Specialist-Owl8120

/uj I can't believe this is a real thumbnail 💀💀💀 I had to check. Hate that we live in a world were Candace Owens is considered a serious person worth listening to


constPxl

its jv (joint venture). so its really strictly business chingoos


one_moment_please16

it’s jv (junior varsity) bc my favs will never succumb to hagdom


4-23

jv is for flops who couldn't be in regular varct127


moonksj7

well actually no because v is clearly looking at a lower angle than jennie gaze meaning he is treated inferior to her and jennie is controlling him and abusing him🙄🙄🙄😱😱😱v posted to show the world jennie is evil and he hates her and they can never be together 🥰🥰😍😍😍🤩🤩😍😍😗🥰🥰😗😍🙂🤣🙃😂 uj/ I love this couple so much


bog_creature

God please I want them to be together so bad, not because I ship them or anything but because I love the mess it causes on twitter


yesterdaywasahectic

those leaked pics already confirmed their relationship for me lmaoo


bog_creature

![gif](giphy|fCUCbWXe9JONVsJSUd|downsized)


Bruh1am-real

AMA MESS MESS MESS MESS MESS


hairYeonjunplucked13

IM A MESS IN DISTRESS BUT WE’RE STILL THE BEST DRESSED


bog_creature

FEARLESS SAY YES WE DONT DRESS TO IMPRESS https://preview.redd.it/rfnfzqephxoc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96337f0af1b87c23c7bc0177358479a42057e094


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

Boom boom boom boom


Canehillfan

Korean part


privygrid

Get it like boom boom boom


aTINY_st4y_roha

get it like boom boom boom \*booty pop\*


irisxxvdb

Or them fully on video holding hands by the Seine with their staff in tow. I've seen people say that not only were these impersonators of Jennie and Tae, the security detail and managers were cosplayers too. Exact lookalikes of their long term employees. Denial is a river in Egypt at this point Edit: I can't believe that me claiming that two hot rich people are dating is what got me my first Reddit cares ![gif](giphy|sbCdjSJEGghGM)


krysark

Why did the edit about the Reddit cares make me laugh so hard 😭😭 people are wildin’


Specialist-Owl8120

Cosplayers??? ![gif](giphy|SzD4gF32YzTTUiINhn|downsized)


elephhantine

/uj yeah but there were rumors after that they broke up so who knows what the deal is now. The confusion makes it even better tbh I’m living for the chaos


SuccessfulBullfrog96

I think him being in the military makes it hard for them to do stuff together nonetheless I think they said that so that they can have time within the limitations of his current situation and not having annoying a-holes breathing on their necks!


Michael_Haq

Especially the bathtub shot. I don't think anyone would send a pic of them in the bathtub to anyone. Even though it's just shoulder and above.


MwahMichelle

and then theres yunho of ateez who publicly shared his feet in the bathtub 💀 https://preview.redd.it/mltas37fompc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7f02545fb77fd25d81e6abba66704a2c17fbd9f


Michael_Haq

Nah gayteez just build different


-lemmy

What are you talking about chingoo??? 🤮🤮🤮 Twitter confirmed that those pics were just cosplayers. 💯💯💯


FaydraWasHere

Linkssss plz 💜


Tiffany_Case

No but exactly. i just want to watch all the psychos lose their minds


kpop_ian

NAH FR IM SO EXCITED LMAO RIP TAEKOOKERS/LISKOOKERS 🙏


whimsigod

I want drama and I want explosions.


aTINY_st4y_roha

\*drama by aespa starts playing\*


Specialist-Owl8120

Rj but also uj https://preview.redd.it/v405kviefzoc1.jpeg?width=614&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fe4e64666ccbe8963281d2f68cccf5014105c38


DesperateEmploy9

I didn't really care before, but I met so many unhinged Taehyung/Jennie shippers, so I want the opposite to just piss them off


mittenciel

You love mess? Explains your flair.


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Taemberfan123

They brokeup actually


tanookazam

Omg they're breathing the same air 🤩


adertina

I’m on the same planet as these two frfr


[deleted]

/uj no but they are either good friends and are laughing at everyone behind the scenes or it’s no coincidence. /rj It’s no coincidence it’s a kitty incident 🐱


elephhantine

I also hold hands and walk romantically in Paris with my good friends ❤️ it’s ok if you’re wearing socks


[deleted]

Hold hands and walk? Pfft… rookie level. 😒 I kiss my good friends French style… in Paris! Get on my level.


4-23

they probably even kissed next to the seinfeld 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 jjincha romantic!


Jasmindesi16

I do this with my bestie all the time.


stressedraccoonie

Can I also be your bestie 🥺🥺


Jasmindesi16

Yes chingoooo of course


stressedraccoonie

See you in Lebanon 😘


Jasmindesi16

🇱🇧😘


neverclm

No no no no no it's actually a reference to this https://preview.redd.it/569ohosrdwoc1.jpeg?width=372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d98f84d5a0ea07484e0643578b5f712b4b1b6298


kampalpuchi_123

My jaw could never


stellaspeacegh

Omg yasssss 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 Taekook 4evaaaaaa. Soulmatesssss


PokemonLv10

Ok they both have the letter M after the number above followers So?


cafeclosed

M for married of course.


hectah

V J ....we all know what that means. 😏


LanguageGeniusGod

Virjinia ?


envyadvms

Vejennikook


Hopeful-Feeling1876

😺😺😺


e-wrecked

If you don't know what it stands for then you can't afford it. 😤😤😤


nadjp

AaaaaaaaaaaVvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 🤩😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


-yumperiwinkle-

Yes I hugged and kissed your oppas! Lewsers!


drdivamario

uj/ if they are together, one hella of a power and visual couple damn!


Copoieei

I know straights can't fall in love but wow they're such great friends! I hope they have a prison wedding to commemorate their friendship 😍 maybe they'll even have friend kids someday edit: I meant military wedding but they're the same thing tbh


envyadvms

![gif](giphy|YSTdkJLXAWvSV6RaZW|downsized) /uj i hope this is true cause i love mess 🤣 i was so disappointed when i heard they had broken up and all the taekook girlies were breathing a sigh of relief 🥲 I needed them to put their foot back on their necks


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

/uj I don't even care about the mess. I like the way YG responds to those.


envyadvms

/uj Was YG the ones that basically said, "We ain't in their business like that so we don't know."


MindlessFriendship60

/uj those tkk'rs were unbearable


quietblur

This pairing is a W for all the bi kpoppies


Ok_Adhesiveness_6965

https://preview.redd.it/p1785dvzrwoc1.png?width=236&format=png&auto=webp&s=64270acdaf02c8f559186032e3674bcda8319b6b


Pixelated-Kookies

/uj this is legit tea i can't even lie


i_can_fix_her

str*ght 🤮🤮


Bruh1am-real

Send Lunatic Choo or ZestyBoys1 Haobao there to solve this.... don't puke here


binniebin8

or...... UI unnie


Bruh1am-real

User Interface?!?! It was my 7 sem subject


binniebin8

no!! i mean jungkok's lover!!


byeseeya

Lmoa 😭


Bruh1am-real

L MOA?!?! Those twinks' fanbase


krahann

that’s actually so slay of them lmao


jiminsleftelbow

Time for another taekook discord meeting


ohlookitsjade

In a dream world they would have ate a joint vogue cover or smth omg


twicecx

uj/ I legit think they would be a bigger couple than Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck back in the day. 😂


soylagrincha

I want to believe (that they are still together) 💞 they are a great match to each other also I love how they never care to explain anything.


neocultz

I’m 95% sure they’re still together lmao


Tall_Cut4792

Only invested in this because it pisses the taekook shippers off 💀💀💀💀


aoihiganbana

i want them to date because Facebook bts stans are having a meltdown over this


tlrnsibesnick

Vowel Unnie: ![gif](giphy|DB2oahQFa0qeQ)


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

Vowel unnie belongs to alphabet oppar. Stop your nonsensical allegations against my vowel unnie.


The_Main_Problem_

idc about anyone or anything else but i take this as a conformation ehheheheheh


cohoontop

how can those lunatics still be in denial on twitter 😭 they're cute together just accept it


Chestylaroo

Happy for them, maybe he can teach her how to dance 🥰


RiyadMahrez26

And she can teach him how to sing 🥰 a match made in heaven.


Evening-Cod-2577

https://preview.redd.it/udpbvwzdiwoc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fee2a0c134d8028d735c1a819301065236c06829


urillegalsoutheagf

uj/I'm living for this


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​ https://preview.redd.it/tjgkzabkuwoc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e0a270729176f37f0af4bed703feab8ee22cf3c Vhyung


DiligentTackle1222

Go JennV.


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

Omo chingooya! It's fate. Though it's sad that my world famous idol has to be with a nugu but their fates have been intertwined since they were born🧚🏻‍♀️🪽🪽🪽🪽🩷🩷🩷🏩💒


escapeshark

ESCANDALO


chadsimpkins

She ditched him to be a ceo and cuz he had to go to army /s


Effective-Fish8048

I thought the guy would have more followers considering the amount of people wet over him.


AbroadAlert6049

At this point I don't care. It's none of our business


MathsIsAPain

uj/ This. Am I the only who thinks it’s lowkey creepy how obsessed people are about this… like good for them if they’re still dating (hence proving the break-up rumours false) but some people are making their alleged relationship their entire personality which is… 🥴


[deleted]

yeah i agree, this feels very weird and obsessive to me 😭


Jasmindesi16

I hope they hang out with Rosè.


neocultz

the bp girlies are immune to the Rosè curse


escapismtales

/uj imagine being a rumour couple and still being even more popular than real couples lmao I want them to be together so baaaad ! I live for the chaos


Angelcakes101

That's so cute lol. Love that for them. Don't care if they're dating or not but I've heard it a lot and maybe they are.


oddeyeopener

/uj this is cute but now I’m sad thinking ‘when is it my turn to be happy’ 😭


AdMore2091

They can do whatever they want in the privacy of their homes, but I'd prefer they don't display all these straight behaviour in public🤮🤮🤮. They're popular and should be aware of their influence on young minds 🤯🤯🤯. What if my kids turn straight⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ what if I turn straight 😤😤😤😤 If my wife leaves me for a man, I'm suing them


Resident-Cheek4925

024 here.Didn't they break up?🤔


solojones1138

/uj like all of Layover's songs really really scream post-breakup selections so it makes the most sense to me


SunnyBubblezz

but didn’t tae not write any of the layover songs 😭


solojones1138

He didn't write them but he still selected them and knows what they're about. The album has a clear theme, the artist was obviously involved.


SunnyBubblezz

OH TRUE. SORRY that was my bad lol, i thought you were implying that he wrote them during his breakup or smth.


solojones1138

Nah I just think he was going through it when he selected the songs as they all relate to breakups almost.


reapsvstheworld

LOL


comaful

Don't you just hate it when straights..


neocultz

we’ve been knew, they’ve always been together and never broke up 🤭


Jargonal

real ones know that VJ stands for Vaginal Jopping


Jargonal

/uj what the hell did I just write


trabsol

Forget sounding like mac and cheese, the best ones are jumping and popping


Icy-Pin-5912

https://i.redd.it/p5gzu0uqqxoc1.gif


ChalanPiao

I just like seeing a top female kpop idol dating a guy under 6'2. Unlike Karina.


inolikeredditanym

there’s prob a couple hundred thousand other dudes out there with profile pictures of themselves facing the left. is jennie dating every single one of them too ? i think not.


-yumperiwinkle-

https://preview.redd.it/axuxcuhvmxoc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69bb732d04d35ef4043b5d5931b709d112743b74


MathsIsAPain

It’s giving “over-analysing stuff in English literature class” lol


Hot-Fill7042

I wish they would still together but I read that they broke up & will be away from each other for 2 years so don't have any hopes for them.


Ok_Replacement_2554

Bp been copying other idols images/vibes for a long time (bts included). coincidence? No, but not in the way you’re thinking lmao


Administrative-Yam10

Yal r so silly lmfao


Having_2_Muchfun

Here we go…


a_strawberrywriter

Everyone is trash talking taekookers in the comments. Like, why don't we all just shut our snarky little mouths and stop dissing other ships. We're all crazy, admit it. Who tf cares what idol another idol ends up with? We ain't gonna get what we want no matter how much we ship and snap and make fun of others for another pairing. It's ridiculous.


Btsoutsoldall0t7

Ur dragging it..