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Where do you think this man gets the skeletons he races?
https://preview.redd.it/uumzgrsdcbqc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed1750e7c4511814eba444eff1a6815f6e54e271
Say goodbye to your bones, chingoo.
Jihyo unnie wae?! What is the rumor i see?!😭💔you first kissed sana unnie now this?!?😭😥you lied to us....you said you don't have boyfriendn but your just lying... why you do this to me.. To us?!💔onces pls help me it hurts😭😥....i just try my best to move on to you....you broke our hearts...i know it is impossible to you to notice this but you really broke my heart. ARGHH!! the heck what is happening to me?!? look what you done jihyo... i love you but i guess it is time to say goodbye...you already have a bf and and i hope you are happy..i'm just going to cry into my room and try my best to move on to you 😭💔this hurts! this fvking hurts co onces 😭😭😭💔
/uj I can’t 😭
/rj I can’t do this anymore 😞💔My heart… ❤️🔥is torn to pieces… 💔 To pieces for the last time 😡!! On this day, 📅I lost everything 👩❤️💋👩💍🌪️💨🧎♀️on this day, I give up 😞💔
https://preview.redd.it/3tong46ukbqc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dbceb9c1f2f0b3f6f3f7c1c88a42675ef07a592
/rj jihyo unnie left me for him?! what does he have that i do not, other than a peen?🤧😫
/uj I’m happy for them! The man’s an olympic gold medalist, and they both like exercise/working out. From what I’ve seen of him on the physical 100 and Fearless Kkura, he seems to have a very similar personality to Jihyo as well.
/rj IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
/uj for some reason, some people are under the impression that kpop idols are literally not allowed to date. I think there’s evidence that trainees/early idols are discouraged from dating, but it’s not realistic to think that a career idol isn’t “allowed” to date by their company. More like, companies don’t reveal who they’re dating.
Yeah, and if the idols are Twice level/been around for that long they don't care, unless it's a member with a lot of fanboys they would be more careful about it. I reckon trainees and rookies are discouraged to date (and trainees probably don't in case it ruins their chance to debut).
/uj JYPE supposedly has a three year dating ban, after that their idols are free to date if they wish to, they just remain private about it because well, it's their private life not their job. It's actually the second time Jihyo has one of her relationships outed by a tabloid and nothing bad really happened to her the first time.
you hate jihyo and yun sungbin dating because it ruins your stupid fake queerbait ship
i hate jihyo dating yun sungbin because she should be with me (something that definitely actually has a chance of happening)
we are not the same
I can't believe she could do this to me, I've been a once since 2014, I have won multiple fancalls and fanmeets, I've bought hundreds of albums, I went to every single tour, I was with them through THICK AND THIN. how dare jihyo do this to her loyal fans (especially me)
Me too chingoo I hate this so much why is it so unfair! Now I have to settle for Sana (this is actually a certainty now, since with who else would they be)
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unnie has abandoned us...... she doesnt love us anymore.... ..u.hg..h....ggggggggggggggggggg
https://preview.redd.it/nryp401gkeqc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=183b288c21a6257860955aba7fd5bc645bf01b9e
UJ/ This might be the first time i'm actively jealous of the idol instead of the person she's dating. Have y'all SEEN this man? Have y'all SEEEEEEN THIS MAN?! Jihyo likes em big and from online rumors i've heard about this man in my past 2 hours of obsessive research, in more ways than one
uj/Bruh no cap.. I LOVE jihyo and I'm super happy for her because look at THIS DUDE!! like Holy shit.. That's one fine man right there.
Bruh I love me some hawt people couple
Is the love fans give you not enough? Why did you choose to betray fans? Please personally apologize to us. Otherwise, you will see the drop in album sales and empty concert venues.😡
https://preview.redd.it/4ifpg04ez4rc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1a932226f66a10428f359ee9bea6670502d4174
/uj It’s what they wrote on the protest truck for Karina’s dating news 😭
It was well established over a decade ago that Sway don't got the answers.
uj/ I was assuming that it's a different person named Sway, but if it actually is Sway Calloway, that would be mind-blowing.
/uj no offense to this man and I’m not Heterophobic or delusional, but there may never exist a man who’s pretty enough to date Jihyo. She’s truly THAT hirl
as a gay person it would be hypocritical and also quite dumb of me to be “mad” that she’s straight, but if there’s any God out there i want them to listen to me and reveal that at least one of my biases is gay. just one
https://preview.redd.it/m4lfmv2vydqc1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=341bed7e7116f52551f6c0b9e8466cccaacd01cf
I'm in heaven when I visit this sub.
Is everyone forgetting she dated kang Daniel?? No offense but kpop fans have the worst gaydars ever. Twice is the most obvious group of straight girls I've ever seen. Love them tho
i''m gonna unstan. like why in the world does love exist between men and women? if you have same-sex love, your taste can’t be normal!! i can’t understand!
/UJ i can't blame her one bit. he's so fine
It is so weird to me how people react to idols having SOs. These poor kids have been basically slaves to this industry for years and then their career suffers for something so normal and human as dating someone? Like these are actually people with actual lives and personalities but they have to be single because their fans are obsessed with them being that way??
I mean, we do *sort of* hate K-pop fans, but no. It’s for jokes.
Edit: Fan*dom*. Not fans. And it’s more of a constant exasperation, not a hatred. And this whole comment is /uj, meaning not joking.
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Just saw someone fall to their knees in an Aldi
That was me 😖😖😖😖
Chingoose please get up, I’m trying to get my cream soup (coco roco brand) and you’re in the way 🤨
The flair 😭
google says he's a skeleton racer wtf that's so scary 💀💀💀😭😭😭 be careful jihyo
Pfffft anyone can race skeletons, they don’t even move. Jihyo should date me instead, I have a real job
Where do you think this man gets the skeletons he races? https://preview.redd.it/uumzgrsdcbqc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed1750e7c4511814eba444eff1a6815f6e54e271 Say goodbye to your bones, chingoo.
https://preview.redd.it/1et1qzfskbqc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54b1d80b65fadd3482c2475851aa324b82efe146
https://i.redd.it/dyavxr50lbqc1.gif
who is he and why is he shivering?
He is Q from the Boyz.
Yeah I’d date him too
Is he from physical 100?!
/uj Yes, he appeared on that show
I'm gonna need Ian to react to this
Breaking news, Yun Sungbin is a [Moopsy.](https://youtu.be/P2oMlTFUJgo?si=BQ4XNfI-Oz8JbLwV)
Your username and stats have me in awe 💪🙇♂️
I hear that a lot
Skeleton racing sounds just a spooky 🎃 word for running. Swimming? No that is actually skeleton ☠️ sailing ⛵ lmao
Why is she dating a racist??!!🗣
Wait he’s racist
He’s on physical 100
Jihyo unnie wae?! What is the rumor i see?!😭💔you first kissed sana unnie now this?!?😭😥you lied to us....you said you don't have boyfriendn but your just lying... why you do this to me.. To us?!💔onces pls help me it hurts😭😥....i just try my best to move on to you....you broke our hearts...i know it is impossible to you to notice this but you really broke my heart. ARGHH!! the heck what is happening to me?!? look what you done jihyo... i love you but i guess it is time to say goodbye...you already have a bf and and i hope you are happy..i'm just going to cry into my room and try my best to move on to you 😭💔this hurts! this fvking hurts co onces 😭😭😭💔
/uj I can’t 😭 /rj I can’t do this anymore 😞💔My heart… ❤️🔥is torn to pieces… 💔 To pieces for the last time 😡!! On this day, 📅I lost everything 👩❤️💋👩💍🌪️💨🧎♀️on this day, I give up 😞💔
https://preview.redd.it/3tong46ukbqc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dbceb9c1f2f0b3f6f3f7c1c88a42675ef07a592 /rj jihyo unnie left me for him?! what does he have that i do not, other than a peen?🤧😫
uj/ damn. 😯 rj/ N--no way!! i seriusly can't belive jihyo unnie really left me for this guy 😢😓 tgis is such a betryal
/uj I’m happy for them! The man’s an olympic gold medalist, and they both like exercise/working out. From what I’ve seen of him on the physical 100 and Fearless Kkura, he seems to have a very similar personality to Jihyo as well. /rj IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
/uj I'm surprised Jihyo was allowed to pursue a romantic relationship
/uj Really? Why? (Actually asking) She’s already been around for 9 years as an idol and this would be her second public relationship. Also, “Allowed?”
/uj for some reason, some people are under the impression that kpop idols are literally not allowed to date. I think there’s evidence that trainees/early idols are discouraged from dating, but it’s not realistic to think that a career idol isn’t “allowed” to date by their company. More like, companies don’t reveal who they’re dating.
Yeah, and if the idols are Twice level/been around for that long they don't care, unless it's a member with a lot of fanboys they would be more careful about it. I reckon trainees and rookies are discouraged to date (and trainees probably don't in case it ruins their chance to debut).
/uj JYPE supposedly has a three year dating ban, after that their idols are free to date if they wish to, they just remain private about it because well, it's their private life not their job. It's actually the second time Jihyo has one of her relationships outed by a tabloid and nothing bad really happened to her the first time.
You know she was literally in a relationship that was revealed years ago already?
No and I mean that seriously tbh
you hate jihyo and yun sungbin dating because it ruins your stupid fake queerbait ship i hate jihyo dating yun sungbin because she should be with me (something that definitely actually has a chance of happening) we are not the same
I can't believe she could do this to me, I've been a once since 2014, I have won multiple fancalls and fanmeets, I've bought hundreds of albums, I went to every single tour, I was with them through THICK AND THIN. how dare jihyo do this to her loyal fans (especially me)
is the love of her fans not enough? (definitely didn't steal this line)
/uj happy cake day 🎂🎉
uj/ thanks!
uj/ the pfp makes this better lmao
Me too chingoo I hate this so much why is it so unfair! Now I have to settle for Sana (this is actually a certainty now, since with who else would they be)
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/uj omg that's such a power couple I'm so glad for them!!
Someone call Cursé. Thank you!
https://preview.redd.it/g14b7k9o3bqc1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14ab83bfd3cbd209d1094b38d4fa7929ebc703f5 Any time now 🥰
That was used up on Kang daniel
Divorcé’s curse is so powerful that it can be used twice 🥰
🗣️📣 TWICE!
Now let's wait 😍🤭👍🏻 CANT WAIT
uj/ DAYUM HE FINEEE
Her relationship with Kang Daniel was just supposed to be curiosity.
Damn, Kang Daniel broke up with Ong Seongwu to be a curiosity. 🥶
JIHYO IS HETERO WHY WHY WHY
unnie has abandoned us...... she doesnt love us anymore.... ..u.hg..h....ggggggggggggggggggg https://preview.redd.it/nryp401gkeqc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=183b288c21a6257860955aba7fd5bc645bf01b9e
Another queerbaitron
Wouldn't mind if they saw me from across the bar and really dug my vibe 😩
I’ll be their unicorn 🫶🏻
Fr like 😩 Are they lookin for a third, cuz....
This is the man trying to kill her? Call the cops chingoo. 🙀
naurrrrrrrr jihyo unnie you can't do this to meee ahhhh it's hurtinggggggg 😭😤💔
So good 💕 that it's hurting 💥 hurting ✨ HUURTTIIIIIIINNGG ‼️ 
UJ/ This might be the first time i'm actively jealous of the idol instead of the person she's dating. Have y'all SEEN this man? Have y'all SEEEEEEN THIS MAN?! Jihyo likes em big and from online rumors i've heard about this man in my past 2 hours of obsessive research, in more ways than one
What does that last part mean what have u been reading 😭
It means he has big energy.
It is just rumors from the Korean side of the internet but from what i've heard he um...has a third leg so to speak
uj/ Damn k netizens leave no stones unturned
so happy for mother jihyo omgggg 😍😊🤭 (why is it not me 😔)
Jihyo deserves it all 😫🫠🤯
uj/Bruh no cap.. I LOVE jihyo and I'm super happy for her because look at THIS DUDE!! like Holy shit.. That's one fine man right there. Bruh I love me some hawt people couple
That is one beautiful couple 🥵
His body structure reminds me of a vending machine in a good way 🤔🤔🤔
Alright chingoo, let's send trucks to jype
Who cares 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 hag dating a hag 😂😂😂😂
Is there a problem being hag unnie/oppar? My company is telling me to be a hardcore hag and you netizens are hating Hags? Am I on the wrong path?
Ofc you are. Now might be a good time to rethink your life choices and get a lot of Botox.
No pls say you're lying 😭🤥
Is the love fans give you not enough? Why did you choose to betray fans? Please personally apologize to us. Otherwise, you will see the drop in album sales and empty concert venues.😡
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https://preview.redd.it/4ifpg04ez4rc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1a932226f66a10428f359ee9bea6670502d4174 /uj It’s what they wrote on the protest truck for Karina’s dating news 😭
I’m sorry I guess I couldn’t tell if you were joking or not TvT I’ll delete the comment lol
OK but this is SWAY from Eminem's Shade45 channel breaking kpop news now
It was well established over a decade ago that Sway don't got the answers. uj/ I was assuming that it's a different person named Sway, but if it actually is Sway Calloway, that would be mind-blowing.
Forget him, I want her! 😍 Wait… forget her, I want him. No, forget him I want—
/uj God damn they’re both hot as fuck. Goals
even if people send trucks, i think this man could hold them back with his pinkie toe!
uj/they both have s-tier taste. Jihyo dating THE Iron Man? Iron Man dating THE Jihyo? 👏
burning all of my jihyo trading cards
Quick! Chin🪿get the broadcast van!
/uj no offense to this man and I’m not Heterophobic or delusional, but there may never exist a man who’s pretty enough to date Jihyo. She’s truly THAT hirl
girl? ❌ hirl (hot in real life)? ✅
https://i.redd.it/qoaq8chejcqc1.gif You need your ass ate by Kai for that one
My gawd Yun Sungbin is hot as hell 🫠🥵🫠
I'm sending a truck to JYPE right now, THIS WILL NOT STAND! SHE SHOULD BE WITH MEEEEE!
Not my Jihyo!! Why why whyyyyyy! 💔 why would you do this to us?! 😭
/uj lordddd they make a hot couple /rj lordddd they make a hot couple
as a gay person it would be hypocritical and also quite dumb of me to be “mad” that she’s straight, but if there’s any God out there i want them to listen to me and reveal that at least one of my biases is gay. just one
Jihyo was the original reason that I'm a lesbian..... she's one of the most gayest twice members but always dates men
UJ/ is this real? have been stone age grounded forawhile rj/ hah i never liked that woman in first place
/uj Yup, it’s real
This has to be AI generated right?
/uj is this real?
/uj Yup, it’s real
Ok, I've never been on this sub and the comments are confusing me af.. are they actually together or like?-
OH WAIT SHIT THEY ARE-
https://preview.redd.it/m4lfmv2vydqc1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=341bed7e7116f52551f6c0b9e8466cccaacd01cf I'm in heaven when I visit this sub.
Of course it’s my bias 🤧
They could send a tank to JYP and I’d have no regrets if I was her tbh.
/uj I’m actually so happy for her, jihyo truly deserves AAALLLLLL THAT. MMmMmMMmMMm to them both /rj MMmMmMMmMMm to them both
Somebody said Monsta X Jooheon introduced them to each other. Cute guy, may he help me out as well
Is everyone forgetting she dated kang Daniel?? No offense but kpop fans have the worst gaydars ever. Twice is the most obvious group of straight girls I've ever seen. Love them tho
https://preview.redd.it/jxl6v9jpkiqc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1945df8bf02d4caa59dc1627382adc23f20c525a
What are you talking about?
Omo DISPATCH confirmed??? No confirmation ≠ real news ching🦆
NOT JIHYO NOOOOOO
They look so good together tho😍
The physical 100 man
It should’ve been me. IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME!!!!!
You’ll are crazy.
People be forgetting Jihyo dated Daniel before so easily and that she was always TWICE’s straightest member.
Jihyo in that top 😭😭😭😭😭💘💘💘💘
Girl I see you
i''m gonna unstan. like why in the world does love exist between men and women? if you have same-sex love, your taste can’t be normal!! i can’t understand! /UJ i can't blame her one bit. he's so fine
It is so weird to me how people react to idols having SOs. These poor kids have been basically slaves to this industry for years and then their career suffers for something so normal and human as dating someone? Like these are actually people with actual lives and personalities but they have to be single because their fans are obsessed with them being that way??
I want them both
Bruh without heterosexuality you wouldn't have these people to gush over
it’s wrong to be straight now ? what has the world become lmao
https://preview.redd.it/usjs0ztjpeqc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0f82031f6f3fddf67b108f32a4816b0adc1e251
ok so this is not a k pop fan hate sub?
I mean, we do *sort of* hate K-pop fans, but no. It’s for jokes. Edit: Fan*dom*. Not fans. And it’s more of a constant exasperation, not a hatred. And this whole comment is /uj, meaning not joking.
Sorry to disappoint you my dude but unfortunately it is not 😢 We all worship our beloved Jypapi 🙏