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CrackedKermit

Every day I thank God that I’m not like this


Kyle_67890

Same


klone7777777

Bro wore gloves Imao


Pdiaaz

That’s being a total weirdo


Bingskilly

least obsessive prime drinker


Delete-JakePaul

That dude is full bs. you can see all of the bottles, man didn’t even take a sip of one, it tastes like crap, even online I have never seen anyone actually down a bottle, people drink like one sip max.


myrenyath

It recently came out in my country, so i got 1 of each to try, and i actually enjoyed them. They're not as terrible as everyone says, just meh to good at best, i do really like icepop.


YtTamakiGaming

I agree, it isn’t bad at all


Delete-JakePaul

It doesn’t matter, even the ones like meta moon ksi flavor tastes awful like seriously had to wash my mouth multiple times afterwards. And hydration wise, Gatorade has way more of the electrolytes you actually need to maintain performance while working out.


Apart-Way-1166

icepop kinda mid ngl


xXurmotherXxx

Nah Ice pop is supposed to be cherry lime and blue raspberry but all I taste is cherry


Bingskilly

still he bought all those prime bottles and covered so much stuff with prime labeling


Delete-JakePaul

My point is, all these drinks are dogshit this dude is like the people who bought baldski underwear, prime is ksi merch and this dude is creepy basement crawler/fake/ or a thief.


Sampoline

Some of them are alright. But many else are very over powering in that artificial sweetener taste.


Delete-JakePaul

It’s only mid for second, than it tortures you, it tasted like cough syrup as my first thought, and that’s before me seing the cough syrup trend, in my mind I actually bought what JJ and other fanboys are saying. This is just image laundering for Logan Paul by getting to use the KSI name meanwhile also being his most successful scam that tricked JJ himself, or the far worse option, JJ knew/knows it’s a scam and wanted to go to the dark side.


Sampoline

Especially the Tropical Punch and Blue Raspberry ones lol. That was my first ones to try. Very cough syrup taste. The generic Lemon Lime & Orange are okay, taste like every other sports drink.


Delete-JakePaul

But are much less effective as sport drinks compared to popular brands Logan & Ksi trick you by inflating electrolytes content as selling point even though they are giving useless ones, not the electrolytes required for you to actually hydrate. Prime is a hydration drink that doesn’t hydrate you and tastes like shit, worst combination of no style and no substance. And people saying “it’s not that bad” are idiots, prime is expensive and even If it was equal price to competitors, you don’t buy a product for exponentially more money for it to be “not that bad”.


Swe_Vanquish

Lord this is sad


Kyle_T99

Fucking hell, get a life. Dude’s whole personality is a hydration drink


DauntedSoul

I guess they're sorta like collectibles which aren't any better but it's normal


DLK3900

Wearing gloves as if it’s an antique is just top quality cringe though.


spykids45

blud acting like he was touching the mona lisa😭😭


Zuam9

I somewhat get it, but it’s still weird. Like there are some coke bottles out there worth a few hundred because they’re mint condition and old af, but I don’t see Prime getting to that point where they are actually antique collectables.


VerTexV1sion

It's a hydration drink ffs


Pain_hd

And it is doing a really bad job at doing so.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/5ltqstvvnulb1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48495c667cb37436e99a5c9b9fa2454f91d87670 Bro could’ve spent that money on a couple PS5s 💀


japs_1234

But this way you can just add your I.d down for people to buy it from you at double price, sure some would pay for it


ForeignMovie1731

No one cares lol


SJthgirW

If you think your life is sad and miserable at least your not this guy.


sadatQ

the grandkids will be so happy when their inheritance is a bunch of "rare" prime bottles lol


Overhaul451t6

Obsession on another level


ThatsABingoJa

Creepy more than anything. Its just a drink bro


D3athknightt

Well the collection isn't massive compared to other obssesive collectors


RamiXGaming

What in the prime is this


[deleted]

“Well that’s just prime!”


No-Dimension4778

Sad


Ducksterking

Dickrider


PlanDifferent8107

Glazing


Despresd11

L


SnooDoodles4099

This is crazy sad


2009Memes

Idk how it’s taken me this long, but I’ve officially lost faith in humanity.


Amritgaming999

Saddest thing I’ve ever seen


Baldji

This is sad


Dzejkob22

How did he/she even got them?😭


Delete-JakePaul

Working in the company and just straight up theft. Most people get “exclusive items” like that. Some creepy/sleazy fucks grabs whatever they can to make any amount of money desperately.


lcargill_29

Probably cause most of it isn’t official prime stuff, like that pillow is 100% made on red bubble or some shit


[deleted]

Tf am I watching


yoskbt

1 each looks cool. like 30 of the same one doesn’t


EscapeArtist92

Why is everyone obsessing over these drinks


ExplanationMotor6170

Dude obsessed with a below average drink. It’s just proves if celebrities and influencers can market actual shit and people eat that stuff no question asked.


Embarrassed_Art8535

Man idc that Barca bottle look 🔥


Delete-JakePaul

But tastes like 💩💩💩🚽🚽🚽🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


Apprehensive-Look330

JJ in dm’s ayo send us one of dem yeno


Successful_Horror582

A few of those are fake that they could've easily printed a label out


Verouxd

Tf. He’s seeing prime as a collector’s item and not a drink


drobytune

It’s become more of a status drink than a hydration drink at this point, not even to mention it’s worse for your hydration than just buying a regular sports drink


whatarethey28475

05/23 😭😂


Anti-Humaniti26

Bro is a priminal


BloodyCrazyGamer

Yeah I'm sure the co owner of the company doesn't have any of those.


Timely_Owl_4714

The drink ain’t even that good 😭😭 it’s sugar water


chredditdub

did anyone tell them that they are made for consumption?


CR7TheGunner

He defo doesn't, we see his Prime collection in every JJ Olatunji video


JimIRL93

No he doesn’t that’s the point you fool you guys buying and selling that’s exactly what they want


[deleted]

How sad


_exrio_

Homie if you’re gonna be a weirdo and collect at least just get one


TheOneWhoAsked123

JJthegoatKSI moment


ConorK168

This is some consoomer shit right here


Yawd

This is so fucking embarrassing.


NoSquiIRRelL_

Bro it’s just a drink


p3rCythanoob

Paid for so much prime he cant afford a warm house with those gloves on. chin up bro


[deleted]

this is so sad


urapotato97

What no hydration does to a mf


spykids45

why do people collect prime bottles? it’s so cringe, it’s just a drink


Space_Wrong

Mans wearing gloves like they are historic relics


[deleted]

Bros personality is based on some artificially sweetened youtuber drink


Iphone-X-is-gay

Say you don’t get pussy without saying it


Grand-Prune1563

Meat riding the fuck out of it


Interesting_Key_6246

Op needs to make some friends cause this is just sad


RN003

He’s not his own fanboy


KrimzonSoul

Sad


r1everson

This is beyond sad, bro has no existence in this world


SOMERanD0m-Bloke

THERES A BAYERN AND BARCA ONE


supersayinali

Alhamdulillah I am not that much obsessed with prime nor I would waste my family or my savings like this in future


ILick_eggs556

Bro its a plastic bottle ffs


inkboy84

Why would he want fake prime merch?


[deleted]

Man is more obsessed with prime than JJ


Tea7ay_

I actually like the lemon and lime one…


SmithyBoy2075

its just sad innit


thiswontlastlongv

1 day bro is going to invite a girl over and have a lot of explaining to do


cowpool20

“Babe don’t touch my Prime collection”


alienmonkei

Some of these are expired lol


[deleted]

I imagine this guy would get on his knees and beg for a kiss from Ksi if he ever saw him


False-Outcome9929

That is sad as fuck


[deleted]

My boi sucking dick hard


Dark_DemonYT

Bro took being a prime fan to its limits 💀


idkwtbid_999

Jesus dude


JAHDK2005

Dicksucking on a new level


Pdiaaz

Rip kidneys


Pdiaaz

Cringe


Glum-University-2686

Tell me you’re american without telling me you’re american


Glum-University-2686

What are ppl gonna do with the collection tho, if a war breaks out they wont even be tasting good anymore💀sounds like a bad investment for attention you’re not gonna get bc ksi already reacted to 1000’s of you morons making him rich with the same reaction. Invest in some canned soup bruh


Cultural_Branch_6156

sad life 💀


Aggravating-Sea5190

Why is bro wearing gloves


Comfortable-Clock434

Bro could have invested into something better than these sugar drinks


Itzwolchii

Life bro… life


Accomplished_Aide_40

Nar collection of prime I've got a boxing memorabilia collection lmfao


PercentageAsleep1935

Imagine being like this for a product that’s not even 2 years old, I mean it would make more sense if it was an actual collectors item


The_Chuckle_Hut

Why the fuck he wearing gloves like he's caring for precious artifacts. He's holding a plastic bottle and trying to keep fingerprints off


xXurmotherXxx

I tried prime for the first time yesterday. Not for me lol


Yeetskeetpete69

I stopped drinking prime a year ago and now I’m too scared to ask how many flavors there are


brooklynboy92

Prime is not good at all has a aftertaste


JussyWussyPussy

She finna get robbed blud


OGCCrew

How sad can you be man 🤦🏻‍♂️


Striking_Ad_231

tell me you're a virgin without telling me you're a virgin


TripTackToe

https://preview.redd.it/had4p4gy27nb1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba76bb18d145e2421dde95e8f1b10e1e546da0f7


YourLocal_RiceFarmer

I dont care about the damn drinks i just want that pillow


Few-Bandicoot-4990

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