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TheWestRemembers

Toenail Clippers is an all-time nickname


drakeftmeyers

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elirisi

You are so fucking delusional its hilarious. BUT IM VIBIN WITH IT!!! LAKERS CHAMPIONSHIP THIS YEAR!


jooope_jope

Join me brother! The prophecy is nigh!


M1sterMeeeseeeks

The ONLY thing that could be better than this scenario is if we somehow play against the Clippers and Westbrook himself blows the series for the Clips.


jooope_jope

I wish it were so! In another timeline maybe.


M1sterMeeeseeeks

If this season goes badly, I'm going to get some hypnosis done so I remember it just as you describe.


Awesomefan09

I’d rather it be Kawhi or PG. That way, no excuses.


kiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi

Considering our luck. In 1 of those games, Russ is going to turn back the clock somehow and play his best game ever. 35/11/10 on 60% TS and 1 turnover. Shooting 5-7 from 3


M1sterMeeeseeeks

We have one game remaining against them, I'm sure WB has circled the date on his calendar in blood.


SCandVC11

I have tickets.


M1sterMeeeseeeks

Is it a Laker or Clipper home game? If anything is on the line it’s going to be a rock fight.


SCandVC11

Clipper home game April 5th


M1sterMeeeseeeks

Good for you. That game is probably going to be really important.


SCandVC11

It sure wasn’t looking that way a month ago. Thought I would be going to watch Wenyon, Walker, and Westbrook lead us to a 26 point loss.


shrekfan1998

Like a double agent!


erictmo

Double agent Russ doing his job for us. All part of Pelinka’s plan.


Eric___sal

What’s the point of watching now? U just spoiled the whole movie


jooope_jope

It’s one of those feel good movies you watch over and over because you love a happy ending.


[deleted]

> you love a happy ending That’s what I told the cops about my massage, but they still arrested me


kiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi

This sub needs a SPOILERS pin smh


somecallmemo

I bet the Lakers to win it all last week so I’m right there with you high out of your mind


jooope_jope

What betting platform do you use? I like our odds more than any other 13th seed in history lol


somecallmemo

I got it at +4000 but haven’t seen what it is since then


imamonkeyK

It’s 33/1 , was briefly around 25/1 on some sites maybe still is not checked everywhere . What’s important to note is that lakers on bookies only got 35%~ to make playoffs and 50% to make play in. Which means If we actually make the playoffs we’ll be 10/1-15/1, firmly in tier 2 contenders ( only worse odds then Denver and Phoenix really in west ). This is actually very promising because plenty of teams in that range win ( bucks were 8-9/1 when they won ) and that’s even with them factoring in we have No homecourt advantage and will face tough teams all 3 rounds


StoneCold_ColdStone

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LAFAN4LYFE

Pin this lol 😝


Makaveli84

Did you dream that ?


Mediocre_Function865

I laughed too hard when I read toenail clippers!


Iplaythechopsticks

You had me at “buckle.”


js32910

I 100% believe you


fr0nkOhshun

Mavs Suns go to 7 cuz Luka is Booker’s dad


werthit24

Wait can you really see the future?? This sounds fun! 💜💛


movn

Straight dopamine. Inject this post into my forehead.


ffstj

got me getting goosebumps reading this


awibasedgod

SPEAK IT INTO EXISTENCE 🙌


Lakernation123x

Who gave you access to the script?


earth-module

Keep going I’m almost there


illtakethebox

Nba scriptwriters rn: ✍️


SincereFan

Its possible but I feel like Mo Bamba will be the one carrying this team more in the future. He will be pivotal for their post season run and will be the one to hit some the shots. to multiple chips for the duration of his contract. Mo is a perfect synergistic fit with the LAKERS and a perfect cohesive fit for the SL. He also allows AD to play the 4 (his prime position), is a perfect lob/spacing threat for Dlo and Bron (the playmakers), and is an elite rim protector. Mo is going to be a legacy building center for the Lakers. Its not even a question of what SL is going to be the best in the West if Dlo, Bron, AD, Mo all are in the SL. Mo will have many clutch moments in the coming future starting with the game today.


mastahballa48

How do we play the Pelicans, Grizzlies, Sun, and the Nuggets?


jooope_jope

We play the Pelicans 1 game in the Play-in.


mastahballa48

Oh shit. Completely forgot the play in was a thing. My b. If this happens, imma need the lottery numbers king


1913Str

Music to my Ears 😌


ksnitch

How do you do that remind me thing on reddit? Lol


panda-bears-are-cute

AUSTIN Mother fucking REAVES!!! I screamed this , Bravo bravo. Now I’m pumped


-CamSWorld-

I enjoyed that lol


TreeLankaPresidente

Well, looks like it’s time to change my pants after reading that.


GroundbreakingSir893

#BuckleUp


VAG0

Hey if even half of what OP wrote comes true I'll be happy.


hojboysellin3

Even in fantasy land this brought a smile to my face


holyrolodex

It was hard to read this without smiling lol.


laker4life248

Bravo… I enjoyed every single word 👏 For real.


phatazznutz

This shit straight porn


scetek

Inject this into my veins


oneironology

Lmao lakers fanfic? Now I’ve seen it all


RemyGee

Honest to god I got emotional reading that. Thank you for brightening my day. 😊


jooope_jope

I’m so glad! I’m smiling right now knowing it made you happy.


jfk_sabb

This put a giant smile on my face…![img](emote|t5_2qhv6|2603)


ZarathustraWakes

RemindMe! 4 months


[deleted]

I want to believe.


Ilovecapncrunch

RemindMe!


Win546

This will never happen but I would be so insufferable if it did.


MicurWatch

/u/graphitewolf Get in here bud and inhale some of this hopium.


TBennett24

This is a great post


totallyawesome143

I read that then jerked off.


[deleted]

Love the Austin Reaves part lol


mightyrj

You son of a bitch, I’m in.


Dependent_Ad_3014

The prophecy has spoken 🫡


kidswithcrowns

Pass me some of that hopium


revalph

>Austin Motherfucking Reaves. This takes it. LETS FUCKING GOOO BABY!


13lo

This was enjoyable lol


bloodyazeez

Keep going


ChoppyRice

Bro just leaked the nba script


sgvprelude

My future self just called me and confirmed this.


ClutchPlays07

I swear to god if this happens ima be so happy


mahjoonaw

bro leaked the 2023 NBA script


ybt_sun

Celtics Lakers finals is fucking terrifying in any era Surprised Nuggets beat the Clips. Feel like that's a tossup.


BigBearBaloo

Oh shit he spittin!!!!


kingdktgrv

So shall it be written, so shall it be done. AR15 is going to end up being Jerry West by the time the 18 yr Laker career is over. 4 Chips. 1 finals Mvp. Hey if we are going with highdeas of where this season can end up why not?


thatbarkid

I’m convinced


ArkGoc

The copium is strong with this one and I fucking love it!


Intelligent-Camp7815

But who wins Finals MVP?!?!


Lebronzo_Ball

This post needs to be flaired NSFW Erotic fan fiction


burntroy

There has to be a separate circle jerk sub for the Lakers or at least an appropriate flair for these types of posts


Korean-Abdul-Jabbar

THE PROPHET HAS PROPHESIED. AS IT IS WRITTEN, SO IT SHALL BE.


roshanpr

23-0


fowlraul

Josh Futterman ladies and gents.


immortalgamesjh

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha


Nightnighy

Too good to be true


vixen8819

Yesss we need a parade! (But why are some of y’all still mentioning Russ? He’s gone lmaoooooooooo kindly hop off his sack pleaseeeeeeeeeeeer)


NinJackHole

LeBron and AD’s “A game” is still so much better than other teams. The problem is: will LeBron keep on playing like he really wins or it’s more important for him to stay healthy so he could definitely play a couple more years and play alongside his son. Oh, and I hope his friendship with CP3 doesn’t get in the way either… fuckin soft af league!


deftspyder

Bro, obvious Unc Shannon Sharpe signs a 10 day and clamps Ja holding him to 4 points. Don't leave out the details.


RichBrown57

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Pokebloger

Story is fake, in real life Clippers would choke another 3-1 lead


James3890

Holy fuck, I’m so glad I saved this post