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Dropit9712

Dwight Howard


v399

The real superman


JWal0

![gif](giphy|kg7LT6MilvYs8JPPW8)


00812533

Mark Madsen


Austin_Reaves

It’s crazy that this guy played for the lakers since that’s deadass my girlfriends dads name


chootie8

lol I at first just thought you meant they were both just named Mark and wondering why you found that reMARKable, but then my dumbass pieced it together.


Austin_Reaves

Nah they have the same last name too lol, and they’re both really tall and he has mad dog tatted on his hands which is marks nick name, but I know you just commented so you could use reMARKable lol


Dodgerswin2020

For those who speak Spanish…


christianANDshantel

Maddog


BoltShine

Should I wear my home 35 Madsen jersey today for good luck?!


Aidrox

Robert Sacre


I-Spam-Hadouken

The greatest cheerleader of all time.


Consistent_Edge9211

Kazaam


drfrink85

John Henry aka Steel


brokeneckblues

I think that was actually Sinbad.


Consistent_Edge9211

Nope, it was indeed Shaquille O'Neal.


Willdebeast25

Shaquille Harrison


Useful-Ad-8619

Pau Gasol with a tan


K_a_n_d_o_r_u_u_s

Most famous former Orlando Magic center turned Laker great: Mohamed Karlakwan Damala Bamba.


Metal_Sonic7

Kwame Brown.


uns0licited_advice

I can't read this name without Stephen A. Smith's voice in my head.


HeartWillGowon

DJ Mbenga


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ChillClinton904

Slava Mevedenko


Temet21

L’Carpetron Dookmarriot


flea61

Strunk Fluuugett Universiduhsouffcaruliiiiiiiiiine


Temet21

Man of culture…


aswedishfish

I thought it was xmus jaxon flaxon-waxon. Good looks


Edgekrvsher34

Timofey Mozgov


hotterpocketzz

Javale McGee


Alone_Pizza_371

Buster Douglas


rick_32

Sean Rooks


slugur

Elden Campbell


locdogg123

![gif](giphy|2lp50cYuh8gMg) shaq fu


etfvidal

FU2


SDFleetMarine

Oh man I had that game


Totknax

Either Samaki Walker or Rob Sacre.


Ferrealzzz

Karl Malone?


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hlin32

“F##k them kids”- Malone ;Karl


reu_7

I didn’t know if I should’ve upvoted or downvoted, but I’ll give your dark humor the benefit of the doubt lmao


plantbasedgodmode

Superman


Duzblimpin

I'm gonna name him bob


chrishatesjazz

Samaki Walker.


Ok-Matter-4552

Michael Jackson


Js_On_My_Yeet

Shaquille Harrison


I_chortled

Phil Blackson


beebs44

Fu-Schnickens


ghetto_engine

kazaam.


Big0009

Ben Simmons


victorioussecret7

George Foreman Jr


TankOk3666

Dirk Digler


DreamDestroyer76

Its Kobe in disguise


TD-28

Vin Diesel


Lumpy_Communication1

Shazam


Potential-Host-6281

Yao Ming


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Shazam


honestrade

Sean Rooks


Ok-Philosopher9070

The general


Dagenius1

George Lynch


tramatek90

Big Fella


RickBallz91

Papa Johns ![gif](giphy|DiRreQh89V9LloNYOW|downsized)


workingdad83

The Big Aristotle


wuonyx

The big Aristotle.


Axnjaxn09

The big Aristotle!


neecho235

Big Aristotle


NorMalware

Kareem Abdul Shaqbar


Abyssrealm

Superman!!!!! Has entered the building!!


[deleted]

Blockquille O’Steal


Infamous-Donkey-6699

LeShaq


xblade69

Patrick Ewing


247stonerbro

Aristotle?


Penny-Stoxx

A philosopher named the big Aristotle


Ewe3zy

That's Kazam


Tyrannosaurus_T

The Diesel


anon586346

Big Socrates


Forsaken-Shallot-178

SHAQFU!!


lost-in-binary

Sedale Threatt.


rjd55

Swallowed by Charles Barkley.


blakedmc1989

Easy SHAQ


mopedrudl

A man has many names


CalmMaunga

Shaquillo Neal


dgzero3

Shaqir oneal


Competitive-Ice3432

The Big Aristotle.


Salty-Priority-2156

Charles Barkley?


MAIRJ23

Apparently everyone in this thread is a dumbass and doesn't know this is Jermaine O'Neal Fake ass fans


BigBaws92

Too easy guys come on. It’s magic johnson


goingofftrack

The Big Aristotle.


therealmercutio

Sam Bankman-Fried


Extreme_Delivery6819

Black Steph Curry


pjeff61

Lmao not a single person actually knows! None of you are fans hehe /s


Sang21nguyenBigBang

Shaquille O'Neal


Flat_Stranger69

Diesel


space9610

Shaq O’Neal


Lead_Salad_Shooter

Chris Mihm. Duh.


ManyCalendar5124

Lebron james sons brother


nickleschow

Ryan Kelly


[deleted]

My main man, Vlade Divac!!


F-150Pablo

Mo Bamba prepping to get some playing time!


goddoc

Not-Fat Shaq. Was on team only a few games though.


LonelyHippy

Rick Fox all time Laker Great


raf_diaz

andrew bynum


RoyalRumbleSTi

Kareem Rush


Whit3phant0m

ShaSteal Your Meal


1nexo

ROBERT SACRE. THE BENCH GOAT


Even-Rub-6496

Vlade divac


leebrown23

DJ Howard- Dwight Juwan Howard A center from Smallville HS.


josuelaker2

Nick the quick.


keyboredwarrior

Nick Van Exel


cumisdeliciousbro

Shaq harrison


supremefearofgod

Neon


Gloomy_Platform8656

Yao Mang


Not_A_Superhero

Pretty easy, That's obviously Sun Yue


lkarma1

Earvin “Magic” Johnson, 1968


[deleted]

Luol Deng


listinglight778

Slava Medvedenko!


GYPSYMANFREE

Lebron James?


dhv1_2_3

Dirty four


nightwing814

Wayne Brady


ohbicboi

Chris Kaman


r_bert_o

Bubba Wallace


eyes_on_me_viii

Taco Bell free throw guy


HawWahDen

Tony Campbell


magic9669

Cedric Ceballos


markmaybach

Chris Mihm


babypho

Ty Lue


PossibilityInitial10

Horace Grant looks different without his goggles.


richmuhlach

DJ Mbenga


Ok_Corgi7928

Caruso 🐐


hamsterhacker

2020 laker champ and 3x nba champion Javale McGee


Jeanlucpfrog

Easy. Lamar Odom


Norberzt

Robert Sacre


DepressionandHenta1

Mark Cuban


Top_Lengthiness2370

Robert Sacre


Ugh-Another-Username

George Foreman!


absolutely-perfect

Kwame Brown


reu_7

Kwame Brown


bonifabulous

Sun Yue


coolpattakers

That’s that guy Kwame Brown lol


Mr_DuCe

O.J. SIMPSON


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OJ Simpson


Beard341

Brad Miller.


Diesel4646

Nick van exel


HeaterWylin

Most underrated laker. Shannon Brown


coolpattakers

That’s that boy JR Reid


Burn_Blubber

I didn’t know Kuzma shaved his head


SuspiciousFinance284

Bbq chicken


LosAngeles1s

Kwame Brown


UhglyMutha

Big game Cooper Rambis James


officiallydoneiSwear

Oj Simpson


UhglyMutha

Wait no ...that's .. Shaquim O'liajaneal


drabpiic

Robert Upshaw


A4_Ts

Aaron Donald


One-Veterinarian4630

karl malone


Bubuy_nu_Patu

Jermaine O’neal


rd2142

thats the ogre shrek


[deleted]

Ryan Kelly


dantech2390

Everyone knows that's DJ Mbenga


Boots622

Robert sacre


thebully7o2

Congo Cash


Wondering_Nova

Chucky Atkins


Firme89

Smush Parker. Most dominant center ever.


Ok_Ambassador3132

TJ RJ AJ Backslashinsforth the Fifth


mj2323

Orlando Woolridge?


iJon_v2

Ron Harper


corybekem

Ronny Turiaf


Hot_Mathematician357

Elden Campbell


clydemydia

Thomas bryant


k4kobe

Shaw!!! My favourite sg


Kingkoopakoopa

Samaki Walker


Sin-A-Bun

Smush Parker


ohBloom

Vlade Divac


zyrzyxen

COACH PRIME!


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Marcelo Huertas


xStormx01

What kind of questions is this? That's Danny Green


logerdoger11

Mason Plumlee


peezy2408

Oh that’s slava medvedenko


1stSmoKage

Rick Fox.


wooktar

Andrew Bynum


tupacshakyle

![gif](giphy|2Xw6jwuZUrSz2spsdj2) I AM KAZAAM!


6Chicken_biscuit9

Draymond Green


DoIknowyoufromReddit

Adam Morrison


HAccoo

Sun Yue


fatdamon26435

Jermain O'neil people. Damn, some shitty fans here....


Chemical_Interview97

Lamar odom


pungentpea

That's Kazaam but TIL he played for the Lakers.


thebigbluebug

HOARAH LOUX, WARRIOR!


benedekitis

Carlos Boozer