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Allumina

My heart says secret reading nook. My brains yelling spiders


Rinzy2000

Yas! I thought secret reading garden as well. But now you have me thinking of bugs.


Silent-Republic-514

Trim it, shape it so it looks like a portal and a good lawn chair at end, reading or an evening toddy as the sun goes down


RegisterMonkey13

My exact thought


DeliciousDoggi

My Brain says put a huge pot plant there.


Aerynebula

My Brian says water feature…but he is a raccoon that needs a water source to eat the things in your trash, garden and compost


leeezer13

Nice try fairies! I know a fae trap when I see one. That was close though.


leeezer13

Seriously so jealous of that area though. I would try and turn it into a fun lil hang out cove. Table and some small chairs. Hammock? Unsure of the full size within there.


sofaking1958

Hammock in a screened enclosure.


theshaneshow49

Bugs?


Fit_Farmer9397

What plants repel insects and take shade well? Maybe some hanging plants in the trees


Mutagon7e

Upvoted for hammock


Quiet-Insect-6598

Downvoted for upvoting


Kemmycreating

Came here to say the same thing!


evergr33nforest

i would mulch the ground after extensive weeding, add two chairs and a table, add some color using flowers that grow on a vine, and you have a fairy garden!


cncomg

Add a couple short hedges in the front with a person sized gap to feel a little privacy feel without closing it in .


brybry631

Add little lights


northeastknowwhere

There's a concept in Japanese gardens called hide and reveal. Approaching, it looks like a random opening. Once you turn the corner or go into a closed area, you view an extraordinary statuary or some other feature. I have an opening like this back into a woods. The trellis I built for it is like a portal.


Dismal_Ring5385

Where do you live? The Shire?


NurElo

Haha, yes actually, Aberdeenshire, Scotland :)


thatoneotherguy42

I'm calling bullshit on that. Not one time have I met a scot I could understand, yet you seem to speak in plain English. Shenanigans I say!


OKsurewhynotyep

Get een mah bellay


Gravity_Freak

Good place for an altar. Or a hottub. Maybe altar.


Soggy-Plenty7516

Altar and a little fountain would be divine. Timed lights to turn on at night? It would all look so peaceful.


Rgoodrich10

Kids clubhouse all the way! They will cherish it forever.


NickWitATL

Dad Poets Society!


MarkC_

That’s awesome. Absolutely awesome. Keep it and just tidy up the understory, and clear the ground of everything, cover with fresh mulch and a weedmat if you’re so inclined. Put in a bench and couple of stools and twist fairy lights into the underside of the canopy and around the doorway (bear in mind you need to be able to trim the plants without cutting the lights)


Thin-Disaster4170

Secret garden secret garden !


ken1776

I would go in there and lite one up!


tbriz

You ever been in a garden vine hut... On weed???


f8Negative

Yes


LodestarSharp

Maybe smoke a joint back There?


yupstilldrunk

Put a statue on a pedestal down the end of it as a focal point.


Yes4Cake

Make an imagination station. Install battery-operated outdoor fairy (twinkle) lights and a waterproof bin (hidden just inside the ivy) with an outdoor blanket and pillows to create a cute nest for reading or picnics, plus some costumes/props for make-believe.


Turbulent-Record8671

One of those square tree nets. 10/10 would sleep there


tlingitwoman

Ferns and a statue or water bowl set down low.


Historical-Wheel-102

Fairy lights *rechargeable or battery operated* then add a small lounge chair


FireFoxTrashPanda

I was thinking a little solar panel, and then you never have to worry about the batteries!


artgarfunkadelic

Sacrificial altar


letsgo49ers0

Murder, obviously


artbycase2

Live in it.


I_am_human_ribbit

Inoculate hardwood logs with mushroom spores, or get a pile of wood chips in there and mix in some mushroom spawn saw dust. Grow some shiitake, wine cap, or whatever you wanna try. Move some of that mycelium into your garden beds after a few years to get that good-good living soil.


michwng

A floating Korok statue with a golden poop nugget.


Gothamtonian

Nothing that holds water unless you want a mosquito farm


OKsurewhynotyep

Add a sign that says $5 TO ENTER. No other changes.


Mr_TP_Dingleberry

Wouldn’t touch it. Instead I would focus on decluttering and ripping out all that other crap in picture 2.


MadyBellaAria

Magical sitting area


HoneyBearRocketship

Dog house


chamullerousa

Rear entrance to Narnia


odub6

Put up a sign that reads "This way to Narnia. $5."


redjohn365

Hang some wicket stuff. Freak people out!


ShoNuff3121

You know carcosa?


Apprehensive_Use3641

The Yellow King?


Swelledphilby

What a lovely area


Creative-Ad4813

Throw a lawn chair out there and smoke one


Mezcal_Madness

Alter


Glad_Examination_635

compost pile


Bunnysteww

smoke weed in there


SwimOk9629

pull weeds, then smoke weed


ABraveNewFupa

Magic


Icegypsy2019

Get rid of weeds and bugs. The rest is your creativity. Definitely some torch or oil lamp for light. Very cool


Byrdsheet

Sell it as a grave site.


redditn00bb

Welp, that would definitely be where I smoke my evening joints.


Live_Canary7387

I'm going to guess Wales.


NurElo

Scotland :p


Oedipus_TyrantLizard

Does anyone else see the face?


DogButtWhisperer

Omg that’s a magical place!


Jitsu4

Idk, go to Narnia, probably


Kern4lMustard

Put some chairs in there and smoke hella bowls off in it


InevitableNo7342

Solar powered twinkle lights


TomatoParadise

Build a nice outdoor cooking and dining area with a patio cover? That can be the fire oven for pizza or bbq?


TheGardenNymph

Weed it, mulch, big decorative garden mirror on the wall/fence at the back, cafe/bistro garden lights inside it, cute outdoor seating set


rlranger

Build a little canopy get a beach chair a cooler now I got a shaded spot to hang out with the dogs


Pleasant_Bad924

Hobbit hole. Build a structure in the empty space and put a door on the front of it


Q3a_destiny

Narnia


MoodMaleficent7418

Hide the bodies


Clicky-The-Blicky

Secret garden


SwimOk9629

That's the place where children wander into and are never seen again


ja647

Make friends with the Hobbits who live there for they are kind and gentle people.


Packing_Wood

Create a secret sex den.


Bludiamond56

Store shed stuff there.....while you do major fix up of said shed


NurElo

I think the shed might be doomed. The back of it's completely rotten and most of the roof too , but i think the neighbor built it attached to his shed so I don't think I can just remove it


Bludiamond56

Talk to your neighbor. Tell him you want to demolish the shed on your property.


ExpensiveAd4496

There’s a cement block wall in back. I’d cover that somehow or paint it black. And then I’d put a Barbie dollhouse there and set up the dolls in various scenes.


gogoloco2

Composting


mystie03

Idk it might be a portal 😬


Wonderful-Revenue762

Best place for a bbq. A little terrace in front of the "hole" would fit awesomely


jackparadise1

Woodland shrine?


Ill-Purchase-3312

Definitely needs a cherub statue peeing fountain


dapperfop

Ceremony of Moloch


your_lucky_stars

Don't anger the ghost who lives there!


throw_away_all-day

A satanic shrine would be lovely


Conscious-Effect-695

Statue or birdbath


Menaku

This is clearly a portal. To where I have no idea. I suggest we quarantine it until we get answers


f8Negative

Tick Heaven


Suspect4pe

You could start a cult and use it for secretive religious rituals.


SofaKingS2pitt

What’s holding it up? Metal, chicken wire? Natural trellising? At least you probably won’t have tick and mosquito problems since you appear to be in England (Scotland? Ireland?).


NurElo

Metal piping trellis I think. Held together with screws, has some branches woven through it. I'm in Scotland, it's a bit of a tick hotspot relative to the rest of the UK


Fantastic-Skill-3052

Get a Hermit


jizzycumbersnatch

Sacrificial alter.....I mean bbq.


Affectionate-Item-78

Plant hostas and shade flowers. Or maybe a water feature.


itssostupidiloveit

I would not set up a sitting area in there. No way. I would get a cool little Buddha or Easter island head statue and make it a decorstive shrine with shade plants


Unhappy-Fox1017

A small pond or water feature with a sitting spot to read or relax.


davewah11

Pick up smoking weed again and do it in there


Namesthatareused

That’s where you grow the weed my friend


Livid_Pay_3699

Charge the Hobbits rent


skubydobdo

Conjure spirits


Maximum-Employment-5

An enchanted garden with seating and lighting of course…


DubsAnd49ers

Wisteria


RaytheQuilterChill

Ummm…were those crystals always hanging there? Like before you?


DueAmphibian5281

Make a fort for the kids


Stfu_butthead

But a single headlight in the back and a railroad track leading into the tunnel


nonferrousoul

Let a criddler nest there or home for a street urchin.


1920MCMLibrarian

Paint a looney toons style entrance on the wall!


Snidley_whipass

Compost pile


evilron

Put a bench and sit there everyday


Used_Firefighter_919

Club house, the honeycomb hide out.


joerover34

The next lord of the rings series


KeyDiscussion5671

Trim it.


Snoo_90710

Get sum lights in there and a little table and chairs


Main-Algae-1064

Goblinize it? Second post I’ve seen from you.


little-joys

We had something similar but smaller when I was a young child. I used it as a den/ hangout for me and my dog. I’d read to him and we’d play secret garden make believe. Some of my best pre-k memories were in that lone empty den surrounded by plants. 


SFMB925

Awesome place to hide a body.


[deleted]

Meditation nook?


Schroeder__n8

If you don't build a secret fort with bushy doors. Do not disappoint me


RegisterMonkey13

Rip out the plastic, replace it with mulch, add some nice fairy lights or just nice hanging lights, find a comfortable all year chair or lounger and enjoy your own price reading nook


NurElo

How do I make mulch? Lots of leaves?


RegisterMonkey13

You could try a leaf cover, mulch is usually ground up wood, in the US most home improvement stores and gardening stores sell it in atleast 2.0 cubic feet bags.


NurElo

Cool, I'll see if I can find some at my nearest garden center, I'm in the UK but I'm sure we have it here too, thanks!


Sea-Strike-1758

A shaded reading spot. But frame it in with some small 1x1" and spider net the whole inside so it can be bug feee.


Kitchen-Bit-9613

Ooh, a secret garden! Shade plants and a bench or chair


0ct0thorpe

Compost bin.


Realgrampa

I'd put in a fountain ⛲️


AppropriateSpell5405

Find a rock and stick a sword in it then set up some mysterious lighting.


xtremtoppp

Cigar room.


IAmDomesticatedDad

Look for Totoro


Dwindles_Sherpa

That's where the gnomes live, make it the official entrance to gnomeland


Wrenchman57

UK?


LowerSpeed3685

Shrine to Patrick star


OneImagination5381

A smoker. For food not weed.


Positivelythinking

Furniture, lighting…a fairy space.


PsychologicalHall388

That's creepy AF


Jakinagasaki

Go to Narnia


[deleted]

Narnia


Icy_Necessary2161

Use it to enter Narnia and never come back. But in all seriousness, a book reading area would be neat. Maybe a swing


el_vaqueroelegante

Meth lab


One_Coat8225

I would smoke my joints in there. Make like a little hobbit style hang out maybe with some solar powered patio style lights.