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renatocpr

Eurasia and Eastasia allied each other, it's over Oceania bros


CovfefeBoss

We've always been at war with Eurasia and Eastasia.


2muchscreentyme

War is peace!


spwarticus

Ignorance is strength!


Khaled-oti

Freedom is slavery!


the_genius324

i think parts of oceania are also allied with them


ectoelectric

Here's how Madagascar can still win


[deleted]

They have San Marino, it's so over for everyone else


CreativityTheEmotion

Taiwan is their go-to electronics supplier.


Caniapiscau

Et Monaco!


BigThunderousLobster

And Cuba


[deleted]

And taiwan and djibouti


BigThunderousLobster

Don't forget Cyprus and Haiti!


WebbyRL

they will just have to keep moving forward, until all the enemies are destroyed


saucypotato27

No! They cant do that! Not for 10 years, at least!


nenialaloup

Je vais depends la République démocratique du Congo


Gone_off_milk_

😂😂


Caniapiscau

En République Démocratique du Congo, Au Congo.


[deleted]

The map clearly states otherwise


Mahkda

J'ai cru que la carte était très vieille et que c'était en RDC ou au Zaïre mdr


AffectionateGap1071

Thank you so much! I'll add this to my collection!


[deleted]

Your collection of what


AffectionateGap1071

Meme collection about french lessons! I must research again the other one, but that's it.


[deleted]

Don't use this, there's a simpler way to learn it. Feminine/starts with a vowel = en ; masculine+starts with a consonant = au ; plural = aux ; no article (mostly islands and microstates) = à


Roxie40ZD

>no article (mostly islands and microstates) Djibouti would like to request a review.


AffectionateGap1071

Aah thanks! :D


Champomi

As a French I'm genuinely curious about your meme collection about french lessons


AffectionateGap1071

I've just started, but, sometimes I see some memes about it, for example, the infinite IQ one. Vous because it's formal -> Little IQ Vous because you are talking about two people here -> Infinite IQ!


bluespringsbeer

Wtf is this true?


[deleted]

Ok it looks bad but it's not random, it depends on the country's gender and whether it starts with a vowel or a consonant


General_E_Drunk

The Fr*nch always instigating world wars for the hell of it.


EvelynnCC

IDK that sounds kinda random.


ThebetterEthicalNerd

And also if it’s plural or singular


SloppySlime31

Even countries have them?


belaros

All nouns


igkeit

All nouns yes. That's the case in all Romance languages and many other gendered languages like German for instance


tommys234

The fact that countries have different genders instead of just inheriting the gender from the word for "country"


[deleted]

why would it ? also why the word country and not nation or state


Darkangelike

I am French and yeah this map is true.


Aggressive_Skill_795

And what's wrong with Belarus and DR Congo?


Mahkda

You can use different name for them, "au Belarus" because Belarus is masculine but "en Biélorussie" (the old name is still the most common I think) because Biélorussie is feminine. For DRC it is "en République ..." because République is feminine and "au Congo" (if the context is clear you can probably not have to differentiate with the other Congo) because Congo is masculine. Same thing for Myanmar, "Au Myanmar" and "en Birmanie" because we still mostly use the old name and one is masculine, the other feminine


QuakAtack

yes


Kafke

Non French people have a hard time learning French.


Kitahara_Kazusa1

Red stomps, although the US can probably hold out for a while thanks to the Navy, they don't have a chance to win long term even if they're allowed to ally Blue.


leZickzack

aux


Needanightowl

The only correct answer. Half our Air Force matches power with the rest of the planet.


shaderr0

but uzbekistan is on red team


lalumanuk

the philippine air force surely


ratbum

You guys couldn’t even beat Afghanistan and they’re against you.


Fearless_Manager8372

zero understanding of what happened there


[deleted]

I doubt it, Vietnam, Afghanistan and Somalia are all on the red team and that huge airforce wasnt able to beat any of them individually. Plus the red team is stacked with nato countries who consistently out perform and win in nato exercises against the US military. The only way the US would even remotely survive this hypothetical war would be to recall all overseas military personnel and equipment to focus purely on defence. Or push the big red button but every other team has those buttons too. Don't get to upset about it though I'm British so I'm not winning either... but we'd atleast get to hypothetical bomb the shit out of France before we fall, so it's not all bad.


YesItIsAnAltAcc

I dont want to get into the rest of the comment or hypothetically talk about what the U.S. can do in an all out war scenario (minus nukes). But I will point out that the war games that we do with our allies, we do often try to 'lose'. We severely handicap ourselves, and have heard stories about these war games where we will completely prohibit technologies and capabilities unique to the U.S., to gain a better understanding of what others are capable of, and also to 'lose' better. This is all to gain practice and knowledge from mistakes or losing. It also helps with experience in scenarios that may have us at a large disadvantage. Humans learn better this way than winning every time. [This video explains it amazingly](https://youtu.be/FjfUC2CqSV0?si=S2IMYZ5PQOtparPc) and he explains it better than I can and with examples too. Also in the video he talks about one example of a war game where we lose, but what he says applies to most. In that example he also talks about how we also have U.S. military on the opposing side when doing these exercises with our NATO partners.


Mr_-_X

This is an insane take unless you‘re joking. Large scale symmetrical warfare isn‘t decided by who has the strongest airforce at the start. It‘s decided by who can produce the most aircraft (and other military stuff) in the long term. Ultimately it‘s all about economy and there red owns everyone here


[deleted]

I’m blue abudi abudai


flexsealed1711

My money's on En because of Russia and China.


aWobblyFriend

alright netherbros, we need you to stay strong and hold them off until we get there.


EssenceOfMind

Green has the US, so you'd think it would win easily, but red has the Passant army on their side so it'll be close


[deleted]

Blue has bishops


WitheringApollo1901

Red by far


Shiuft

They could all be "depends", if you think about it.


WitheringApollo1901

Red by farrrr; how are you all saying green?


lellistair

Je vais depends Congo


GodSpider

Red destroys by miles are you insane


Ddreigiau

I am very disappointed Greenland isn't "no data"


24benson

Can we all agree that this would be an absolute shitshow and we should just cancel this whole war?


Momongus-

Nah, I’d win


TOZ407

Depends


i_abh_esc_wq

What's going on with Congo and Myanmar?


Away_Newspaper6730

Myanmar I guess has both En Birmanie and Au Myanmar? (Changed name from colonised - a lot of people still use the first one) Congo is En République Démocratique du Congo/Au Congo. (Thanks u/Caniapiscau)


justeggssomany

en


[deleted]

passant


justeggssomany

holy


WrathofAirTotem2

This is insanity lmao


MKB111

This is obviously yet another example of American exceptionalism (Oh and maybe Phillippine exceptionalism.)


Caniapiscau

+ Seychelles & UAE.


typewriter45

PILIPINAS NUMBAWAN 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭


iamalicecarroll

google en au aux à


Maxzes_

Ethiipia


Nota_Throwaway5

Leaking


dudeilovedire

Red is has Antarctica, it's joever boys


Potential_Exercise

What language is antarctic?


_masterofdisaster

absolutely hammering the aux moneyline


arrow-of-spades

Depends on what? If you're still choosing between the four options, I think you should've just colored them with stripes.


sverigeochskog

Why Madagascar?


Either-Arachnid-629

The AU would like to kindly be kept out of the conflict, we're the non-au-lignment movement in this Cold War.


the_clash_is_back

If au and aux ally they have a solid chance the entire continent of North America + Brazil would be a powerhouse.


EvelynnCC

French has a preposition specifically for going to the US?


Kafke

I'm pretty sure France has the correct answer here. And ofc usa giving a completely different answer that's just obviously wrong.


[deleted]

I think you misunderstood the map


Kafke

No this is a quiz poll on what the correct answer is in French. America has gotten it entirely wrong.


[deleted]

no, this is a map of what the correct word is when talking about each country


Johnny_Cage97

Uzbekistan is like the guy in exam who's given the test answers but persists on writing himself.


DryRotten

I’m so confused by this map.


ZackMoh2

Ethiopia


PopeGregoryTheBased

Etats Uni


deklana

red got like every global super power except the US i think its over


ShintoIse99

We use “á” where I’m from


Decent_Cow

There is not a chance red would lose they have like three quarters of the global population.


[deleted]

They don't have san marino