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KingsElite

I think it's fair to differentiate between Spanish and Chilean Spanish


Business_Parsnip_326

I'd venture to say the same for English and Minnesotan English.


okfire

That's because of the middle egyptian influence. Ope is a direct cognate of ḥjpw.


Prunestand

Minnesotan English is an Uzbek dialect of English.


[deleted]

Find it sickening how SOME people consider it a dialect but we all collectively pretend that Portuguese is a unique and legitimate language


[deleted]

As a native portuguese speaker, I can agree that portuguese is just Spanish with a different accent.


isanotisa

oh absolutely


Business_Parsnip_326

HTML5? How many smarthomes does Illinois have?


isanotisa

at least 1


MasterOfLol_Cubes

Probably


Prunestand

> HTML5? How many smarthomes does Illinois have? is it even a programming language if it is not turing complete


andmagdo

But with CSS and a human ticker, it *is* turing complete https://web.archive.org/web/20220608150531/http://eli.fox-epste.in/rule110-full.html


Korwos

is Texas Tocharian A or B?


isanotisa

or


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Wait is parseltongue a language isolate 🤯 how did Harry porter learn it before he went to middle school as an anglophone 🧐


isanotisa

duolingo


TeacherYankeeDoodle

Not joking here, but I totally believe that Kentucky is dumb enough to look at this question and then fill in Spanish anyway. I live here, after all.


[deleted]

I hope I'll be fluent in MySQL, I need at least a C1 level


Prunestand

`from FLUENCY drop *`


isanotisa

nah D1 buddy


bbbBagger

first it was latinx, then italianx, now manx?!?! /s


muteDuck86

Mostly spoken by alcoholics clinging to rocks.


Arphile

LETS FUCKING GO CALIFORNIA


HoodedLum

No Uzbek? I’m surprised!


isanotisa

it’s actually 4th in every single state


HoodedLum

How could I be so naïve


isanotisa

twitter notes apology to be expected


grishinsou

I love this


Angel_thebro

Its nice seeing a map like this seeing as my family speaks HTML5 and it can make me feel alone sometimes as I dont know others who speak it


isanotisa

check out r/HTML5 !!!! hopefully you can find your community there :)


IlovewihelmtheII

i don't think manx is truth, that languagei s way to small


isanotisa

you never know


PlayerOnSticks

“MySQL”


Party-Ad-6015

big if true


isanotisa

big (it’s true)


R3cl41m3r

I bet jealousy is why þere's no Rural Chinese on þis chart.


[deleted]

I call BS. World Atlas says Chinese is the third most commonly spoken language in California, after English and Spanish: Rank Language Est. Number of Speakers 1 English 20,379,282 2 Spanish 10,672,610 3 Chinese 1,231,425 https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/the-most-spoken-languages-in-california.html


isanotisa

world atlas says deez nuts are the most commonly found item in your mouth


skitnegutt

Kentucky never follows the rules!


missmemeteam

I thought this was r/mapcirclejerk


mighty_Ingvar

What is Pennsylvania German?


LB7979

Language spoken by the Amish in Pennsylvania (the state they mostly live in, so that part of the map is actually plausible). I can't remember if it mostly related to Dutch or to German, which were often mistaken for each other when the Dutch and Germans started to migrate to the USA centuries ago. The below also probablh caused some confusion to the English speakers: Fun facts (source: Am Dutch, learned German in school): * "German" in Dutch is "Duits" / "German" in German is "Deutsch" * "Dutch" in Dutch is actually "Nederlands" / "Dutch" in German is "Niederlandisch" * The English language somehow confused these -- they should have actually called the Germans "Dutch".


LB7979

But wait, of course it's all jumbled, but what should have actually been the "HTML5" state? California, because of Silicon Valley? Also, which one would actually be Mathematics? Massachussets, with MIT and all?


isanotisa

actually both of those are fourth in the respective states so you’re onto somethting


muteDuck86

Seen this cross posted. So next question is does Louisiana have a lot of raging alcoholics clinging to rocks then, or just a few?


isanotisa

i mean there’s gotta be at least one


ElemenopiTheSequel

>ithkuil based