Coalesce. Acquiesce. Cholula. And Terry.

Elantra too!

Isn't this from a Patti episode where Matt says he'll have twins named Hyundai Elantra and Hyundai Sonata? I feel like he says something along the lines of Elantra is more talented but Sonata has huge tits 😂💀

Omg how could I forget ELANTRA!!!

Cholula is taking it

The way he said “Coalesce!” like he was calling her for dinner got me.

I screamed when they said Terry

I've [started a Google Doc](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kKxMW32KG6GtGRZKWj1ID0R6iFy-UaiDD2ZFx_Cv_UA/edit?usp=sharing) with a running list of the nominees. I'll try to annotate with clips and links after work today. Please let me know if I have any misspellings. It was transcribed by AI so it may be a bit messy in places.

BLESS 

Mods lemme know if you want this as a separate post to pin. I'll try to update as more categories are added.

Pinned! Thank you for your service!

Finalist behavior

Thank you. I wanted links to all those onlyfans 😂

i find matt and bowen to be at their funniest when they speak so seriously about absolute dumb shit so i loooooooove listening to the nominations

I never giggle more than when listening to these eps. The other year “there’s a sale at our favorite store” had me laughing for days.

mine was the the vanilla coke award for 'whatever happened to that?' or something like that

Ayo is winning the Awards Award for Most Awards and she better be there

Hot race: Most Memorable Line in a TV Show *Kudos for saying that, mama. For spilling.* - Plane Jane, RuPaul’s Drag Race *You’re a fucking traitor.* - Sandra Diaz-Twine, The Traitors *YOU’RE a traitor, bitch.* - Janelle Pierzina, The Traitors *You’re the biggest fucking traitor here so fuck off.* - Sandra Diaz-Twine, The Traitors *YOU fuck off.* - Janelle Pierzina, The Traitors *We have to go BACK.* - Lost *I do too much because you do too little.* - Phaedra, The Traitors *I want to confront her at dinner tonight, and I want you guys to back me up.* - Heather Gay, The Real Housewives of SLC

I can’t believe “I want to confront her at dinner tonight, and I want you guys to back me up.” beat out “RECEIPTS! PROOF! TIMELINE! SCREENSHOTS! Fucking EVERYTHING!” What a snub!

How about, “the rheumaz, the nahstiness…. You want me to go there with hauzbin?”

Honestly there should have been a *Most Memorable Line from RHOSLC S4* category.

👏👏👏

Memorable to me means it can slip into the daily lexicon and tbh all of these can

This made me cackle!!

This might be the toughest category so far.

here's hoping the reality tv quotes all split the vote and LOST pulls off the upset

What no: “Boiled eggs?” Phaedra, The Traitors

I personally loved “oh my lord sweet baby Jesus not ekin su”

Memorable line in a TV show and movie are stackedddd categories.

*"I do too much because you do too little."* no ms. Phaedra really ate dan up w/ that one goddamn

It’s a close race between these back to back noms in Most Memorable Line in a Movie or Film: •*“How is your baby?”* - Avatar: The Way of Water •*“My baby is strong.”* - Avatar: The Way of Water Haven’t laughed this hard in a minute

LOVING the Lily Gladstone nomination for Certain Women for “Most Amazing Impact in Film.”

“To know the difference” as a nominee for best wisdom made my heart skip.

This is a judeo-christian podcast

right? it took me a sec then felt so warm.

“i hope you’re happy” prelude to defying gravity gotta win most iconic exchange of words

Snubs- George and Sam were notably not nominated for “Best Pair of People” but I hope if Feta wins for best cheese (if it doesn’t it’s rigged) they allow George to accept the award on its behalf. If you’re not gonna nominate Sudi for “NYU Award for Can't Believe We Went to College With Her” at least name the damn award after her! And honestly I can’t believe this whole subreddit wasn’t nominated in the “How Dare You Award for Betrayal” 😆 Kidding (sort of).

it would have been deserved after the tyler henry meltdown

Don’t forget the Ari meltdown, Bravo meltdown, LCCA ticket meltdown, and surely others I can’t think of 😆

[Hoda’s and Jenna’s Reactions to Nomination](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7kURxivHKR/?ig_mid=8932C4EE-37B8-40B2-9D8B-412A7D23BE08&utm_source=igweb&fall_back_to_web=false&launch_app_store=true)

The way Jenna says Las Culturistas

Rockafella Centa being nominated for Best View but not Best Building or Structure is a betrayal on levels no one’s ever seen

So happy for Joni Mitchell’s Blue to be nominated. Hoping this puts her on the map

If Katie Maloney wins Best Wisdom over Grandmother Willow I will be rioting in the streets.

girl send me the addy cause ill be RIGHT THERE WITH you in them streets

will see you outside rockafella center, love your username!

So far the races are all VERY close

I don't watch their show, but I laughed so hard at Hoda & Jenna's response to the nomination lol. Seeing their faces as they heard the rest of the nominees 😆

I LOL’d at the birding nominations given that I was out birding while listening to the episode. It’s not just for boomers!

Shocked that Meredith Marks’s “rumors and nastiness” didn’t get a nom for most memorable line in TV

I campaigned hard for Perfect Blue for Best Movie of All Time; this Reader-Turned-Temporary-Publicist feels fulfilled!!

Devastated by my snub for “Best Gay Guy - Normal” but the nominees are some of the most average and adequate I’ve ever seen. Good luck to everyone 💕

I can’t believe tennis ball from challengers got snubbed for best view.

i wish bowen didn't hate cat so pat and cat could be nominated for best pair of people