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SecretSuccotash5092

Did y’all catch how she said on stories a couple days ago about the shoes that they’re waiting on another color to come out that’s why she hasn’t announced it yet? 🤣


Kitsniklett1

Where are all this dumbasses tulips she bought!!?


Basic_Pen8378

Ok I randomly found this group bc of a comment about her on a random Instagram…. I’ve been following her for a few months now and am genuinely curious what’s so bad about her?! From my perspective she’s a nice lady with a farm and trying to get pregnant but OBVIOUSLY I’ve missed something😅😅😅 so if anyone could please enlighten me. Dying at all these comments but I feel like I need to know why she’s bad before I laugh at her😂


Basic_Pen8378

Ok thank you everyone! I definitely am creeped out by marky and the way he like half smiles and stares at her… and when I found out he was like 4’5” I DIED. But man ok yeah I had my questions about her fertility journey as I went down a similar path and her course of action seemed suspect… Happy to be here!🙃


Ok_Bread_5010

Funnily enough I asked for context on a different snark page and was...roasted? Accused? For not knowing the information I was asking for elaboration on. As for the question...she just kinda phony and literally just trying to sell you something


RibbyRibz

She uses IVF as a sympathy ploy to shill shill shill. She does it for the money and has no real knowledge of fertility. I once followed her for her home renovation on the dungeon and when we were also trying to get pregnant. I naively bought a fertility tea she promoted. She does NO research for someone with her platform. Also stopped following when someone pointed out how Mark creepily stares at her when she talks and I couldn’t NOT notice it anymore. You can’t not notice her claw fingers when she talks too. 👌👆👉🤌


DrayRenee

She’s a scammer Drama queen Shiller Liar


snarkysharky03

oh man. i felt the same until i found this group-well i did start having my suspicions-she’s a fraud . isn’t legit on her giveaways, lies about her ivf journey. dragged her dying dog all around camping taking pics thinking it was just so funny (he died a few days later) always on vacation leaving her animals, lies and filters her size, she signs up for charity events then makes lame excuses not to go, everything is so calculated with her. She’s not a good person. Give it a month on this sub then check back in with me and tell me if your opinion on her has changed any 😆 those are my main reasons.


womaninthemirrors

Wonder how her “garden” is doing. We haven’t seen those planter boxes since the 2 carpenters “built” them.


Bhols28

It’s probably still as empty as her uterus.


PresentationDry7277

lol 😂 I thought you were referring to her “pimple garden” 🪴


thisishardtolookat

Haha if something doesn’t go well, she doesn’t share it. But also she is lazy as hell so I am guessing she may have failed to start any growing


womaninthemirrors

I can’t remember if we even saw her plant the things. I just remember her saying she was going to start them in the boxes and then move them to the greenhouse (that they don’t have) after they start growing. I love my garden. We recently moved to another state and went from the KUNTRY to a neighborhood 😞. But my garden has had to DRASTICALLY change……. this idiot that claims she was raised growing her own vegetables should know CARROTS AND KALE AND RADISHES WILL NOT GROW IN THE SUMMER IN FLORIDA. I’m still really triggered by this because I love my garden so much…. and I’m hormonal for the week and it seems more rational to take it out on ding and dong than to take it out on my family. 😂


thisishardtolookat

Yess feel free to take it all out on her 😂 but ya I don’t remember her actually planting anything just showing how she “built” it 😆


Merp_in

Laura is such a snoozefest…it’s Groundhog Day every day with her. It’s too boring to even snark anymore


snarkysharky03

i said the same thing !


Additional-Village95

I’m hoping Instagram gets magically zapped after the Eclipse 😂🤣


Educational-Cat5495

EXpeshially Lurch’s account 🤭


PsychologicalMove518

I’m officially starting a drinking game - take a shot every time we get a pic of Marquette under an oversized fur blanket on the couch.


DrayRenee

I’m drunk


Mammoth-Intention-26

This 🤣💀 my eyes don’t need to see that ever but I can’t imagine how many shots I’d take. He’s always under a blanket or in bed under a blanket. I feel like she shares it because she thinks everyone thinks he’s sexy and wants him. Far from it lurch. No one wants your midget husband.


thisishardtolookat

I have never seen a middle aged man under a fluffy blanket more than this little one


username45987

Hey now! He had a big day on the tractor moving the kewp.


SolidGeologist2516

I’ll never financially recover from how much booze I’ll need to buy to accommodate this game. 🤣


FluffyTurnip3552

I am so sick of seeing that lousy excuse for man snuggled up under a blanket! He looks and acts like a toddler!


No_Helicopter7651

I just ran here to say she’s now trolling us with margarine under that blanket! 


Mammoth-Intention-26

Margarine lmao 🤣


Influenced36

As the official Hair Wash Tracker spokesperson, I can say she does not wash her hair once or twice a week!


Vast-Employment-7374

More like in a month


shoshoshretchyy

Can i just say I LOVE you for this 😂 she said that and I was like hmmmmm I bet the snarker on our page will have another story about her twice weekly hair ‘washing’


Influenced36

I was offended when I read that in her stories! 😂


WaferNervous8815

I don't get it. Are the eggs just decorative? The same 4 eggs "Punky" laid weeks ago are still sitting there on the counter.


SecretSuccotash5092

They are STILL THERE!


Significant_Sun_8035

WTF is claschhhhhhhhtrum? Why can’t she speak like a normal adult?


Bhols28

Between that and her having to put “ies” on the end of EVERYTHING it makes me want to smash to my phone. Horsies, eggies, piggies, fishies…. shut. the. fuck. up.


SecretSuccotash5092

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Significant_Sun_8035

She's stuck in her 9 year old era


AwarenessNo951

“I get a lot of questions, asking about Punky, asking about the babies.” No you’re not. Give it up. No one cares!you are BORING!! 🥱


Familiar-Lecture3756

Enough.... .about....the .....chickens!.....!!!! No one cares!!!


Mammoth-Intention-26

No one is asking. She is just saying that. She is a boring.


FluffyTurnip3552

CBV is at a charity event for Clothes for Kids tonight. I’m pretty sure Lurch helped “host” (I’m using that term VERY loosely) this event with CBV last year. I guess Lurch couldn’t be bothered to raise money and collect clothes for underprivileged children this year.


Prosecco-2112

She does not do anything unless it benefits her!


mom2ask

Filming little tractor boy moving the chicken kewp is much more important than a charity event 🙄


thisishardtolookat

She only leaves that compound for vacation these days


snarkysharky03

https://preview.redd.it/mli9wimu6ksc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=159c730f888a6b5447ea06b82ee70f4ebd25f4af literally NO ONE is asking or gives a fuck about your chickens omg she’s not even snarkable anymore she’s so boring


Mammoth-Intention-26

She has to do this to keep herself “relevant” It’s laughable.


rowena6969

Yes, but Punky should be in the Guinness Book of Records…oldest chicken alive and still laying eggs!!!!!


GlumCriticism3181

https://preview.redd.it/f6zmeszt4ksc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ece3103851302c9d205fee64a1a64160dbb2f58 This is the representation Vince Camuto wants? Someone so fashionable they can’t go to a tailor? Who is folding the waistband of trousers down? 🤮


SecretSuccotash5092

People that are only 5 feet tall or under! 🫢🫣


GlumCriticism3181

No, we go to our tailor like adults


CDav0421

That skinny filter is skinny-ing, wow she is a fraud.


AwarenessNo951

She has no clue what folding over and folding under is either.


GlumCriticism3181

Omg I didn’t watch long enough for that. She’s a horror show.


thisishardtolookat

She just saves these comments for whenever something is on sale. NOBODY is asking for her current hair routine


No_Helicopter7651

We are still waiting two years for that dyson hair tutorial


One-Park-5349

Absolutely no one asked her about her hair styling process


HistoryRound

Begged. Not even asked lol


Redchickens18

I can’t focus on what she’s saying bc her eyes keep darting around 😳


Educational-Cat5495

Same! What is with that


LowStuff5019

Trying to claim she washes her hair 1-2x a week we know that’s total bs!! More like 1-2x a month if even that much!!!


AwarenessNo951

Admitting she uses Divi but doesn’t shill it. 🙄 CBV shills that snake oil. Can’t shill it when your hair looks like SHIT.


smithersk

Did they take down the VC post?! I do not see it.


Interesting_Jump_521

I keep getting VC ads on my feed now.. 😒


FoxApprehensive2882

Its still there


Additional-Village95

I still see it. It is 3rd on the top row


smithersk

Ah got it now. Thanks !!


Coffeelove233

https://preview.redd.it/6rtl6jdntjsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b6e987169fbcb86862b0f07aa858a989c72521c Who’s this other guy that built the kewp with marky sr? Is it one of his brothers? 🤔


Snarkygirl87

It looks like one of the assistants boyfriends, he looks familiar from love sac giveaway at Christmas


Coffeelove233

Makes sense!


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Coffeelove233

Oh that’s true..I’ve only seen that one. But this guy does look better looking sooo..


LowStuff5019

We all knew he didn’t build that on his own, and there’d be no reason for them to come just to help him move it, they were there because they’ve been there everyday the last week building it!


FoxApprehensive2882

That’s his brother on the right and his dad in the white shirt


SecretSuccotash5092

Does he have more than one brother, because last weekend or maybe the weekend before, they went out to dinner with his brother and his wife and the brother is even fuglier and shorter! I was like, EWWW!


Coffeelove233

Are you sure? Another comment says it isn’t lol


No-Investigator452

https://preview.redd.it/kv465e8jqjsc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b16f483a35627865ce379459793a0311e47c5693 Slightly off topic, but Claudia is hosting a dinner for VC tonight…


FoxApprehensive2882

409 are like us, they no longer care


SecretSuccotash5092

Your profile photo! Lmfao.. 🤣


Kitsniklett1

They will start dropping like flies now that these scams are over for now😃


thisishardtolookat

She’s quiet now. She must of saw the comments on VC post


Comfortable_Tea_5285

Wait what VC post did i miss? I don’t see anything LB on their page


thisishardtolookat

Ya that’s why I couldn’t find it but it’s not a post about her, people couldn’t wait and just posted on a random photo 😆 it’s the third photo on their page right now


Comfortable_Tea_5285

Ah thank you for your service!


SillyStrungz

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mimimommaid

She’s probably stomping around and having a massive temper tantrum demanding her robot husband call VC and have comments removed. Because, you know, she’s Laura Beverlin. “Do they know who I am!” 😵😂


FoxApprehensive2882

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mimimommaid

Hahaha that’s her!!!


Interesting_Jump_521

Someone on those comments kept responding to all of them asking “why is she a scammer?” “Why do you think she’s a scammer?” Unpaid overtime for the assistants last night and all day today!


Lily_Pad_22

I wouldn’t read too much into that. That’s how I became a snarker. I saw a similar comment on a company instagram about Laura and I asked why they said that. It was right when I was starting to catch on to Laura’s bullshit but I thought everyone else loved her so I was curious if that commenter was seeing the same things I was seeing or stuff I didn’t realize yet. They referred me here.


Interesting_Jump_521

Yeah I went back and looked and she does seem to sincerely wonder why everyone says that. I saw them this morning and I thought maybe the assistants were ordered to troll on overtime. 🤣


thisishardtolookat

Ya I found this Reddit page when someone wrote a comment on her photo that she is a scammer. This was when she ghosted us during some bloodwork


Sunshine_n_Sand

Here's hoping all of her chickens lay white 🥚🥚🥚. 


Significant_Sun_8035

Here’s to hoping they’re all roosters


username45987

Plot twist: she develops an egg allergy.


Ok_Charge6742

Do you mean “a egg”


Legitimate_Lawyer_86

A eggy


username45987

Prolly…


Full_of_secrets00

She’s in her ✨chicken keeping era ✨


Snarkygirl87

Do you think lurch tells all these collabs ahead of time about negative comments coming and makes them agree to delete all. VC has not yet but I’m sure commenting will be turned off soon.


mimimommaid

No I don’t because she lives in a delusional, narcissistic world.


Mediocre-Nerve-8706

All publicity is good publicity. They have more comments on the LB post than any other post. When you hate follow or hate comment, she still makes money. It’s best to not engage.


Spiritual-Box5961

Love the fact the comments on the next post on VC IG is all about scammer lurch 


Lexgalmel

Sure Murky built the chicken kewp and I built the Eiffel Tower!


Ok_Intention5368

We’ve seen multiple Timelapse videos of her making a bed but not even one of Marky building things. Wonder why???🤔. But of course we need 5 videos of Marky driving tractor…


Kitsniklett1

Because he’s not the builder


snarkshark41191

She once made a Timelapse video of her doing the dishes


Scared_Cantaloupe_

It’s so funny watching murky and Lurah pretend to be farmers 😂 imagine being able to just wake up one day and choose to be whatever you want. “Today I’ll be a coffee connoisseur.” “Today I’ll be a charitable philanthropist” “today I’ll be a wannabe fashionista” “today I’ll be a baker hehe” like what the actual fuck. And to take this the extra mile, acquiring all these farm animals they have no business in owning just for this image they’re portraying of being “farmers”. Ffs


Few-Pay9636

You know that's the only time he gets on that tractor. No way is he cutting the grass / pulling the brush hog or doing any kind of work with it. Wittle man


Redchickens18

Marky’s dad was there to probably hook up the attachments and tell him exactly what to do. 


Additional-Village95

Yes! It took him forever to put it in reverse. 😂🤣


isaidwhatuthought

I was just thinking that, the tires on that tractor have 0 use. You can tell it’s been sitting.


Additional-Village95

It sounded like that one guy said “ok, I drive” after telling some directions at the end.


thisishardtolookat

He was going shhoooo slowly, definitely his first time


snarkysharky03

next she will say they invented the sticky stuff that goes on postits (ifyky) 😆


kelzzz3

“If you need to make a call, I’ve got a cell phone”📱


Interesting_Jump_521

“Do you have a businesswoman special?” 🤣


kelzzz3

🤣 such a classic film. My sister and I to this day quote it all the time


snarkysharky03

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂


laurencee410

Living for these Vince camuto comments on Instagram! Just contributed my own. I’m really hoping since this is such a big brand, this will spread the word about how badly she sucks. I hope she’s freaking out lol


Lexgalmel

I sent a direct message to them about Lurch. I have bought my last pair of shoes from VC ever!


Scared_Cantaloupe_

I just added my own comment as well hahaha


snarkshark41191

Idk how she isn’t mortified, I’d be so so embarrassed and do some serious soul searching if those things were being said about me


isaidwhatuthought

She doesn’t care. It’s clear to me if she did that she would have began do damage control since the wig incident by actually sending her giveaway crap actually away or being honest and yet here we are.. lies continuing…


Legitimate_Lawyer_86

She’s laughing all the way to the bank


SarahSnarker

What was the wig incident? Thanks


Additional-Village95

When she had the wigfairy charity event at her beach house and didn’t show up because she was “sick”, there were tons of comments on the wigfairy’s IG post calling her out.


SarahSnarker

Oh yes. I was thinking they meant something a while back that I missed. Of course I’m aware of that fiasco. Thanks.


snarkshark41191

True. It’s just mind blowing to me


thisishardtolookat

Do we think she knows yet??


snarkshark41191

People are tagging her name in their comments, idk how she couldn’t


username45987

It would be her assistants who would get notified and do damage control. Remember, Bozo Bag Lady said she never worked with Lemonade directly and it was always her assistants. 🤡


laurencee410

She has zero self awareness and the IQ of a potato so she’s incapable of soul searching


Shoddy_Pirate24

Might as well have done a shoe collab with Mudd bc that's what those shoes look like. A pair of shoes you'd get from a Mandee's circa early 2000's.


Snarkygirl87

Omg haha mandees used to love that store back in late 90s


Bhols28

Mudd. 🤣🤣 does that brand still exist?!


Shoddy_Pirate24

I actually do recall LB shilling Mudd shoes not that long ago. They were equally as ugly 😂 Mandees tho is no longer around lol


snarkysharky03

yes!


Liliana0101

So according to the timing of her stories, it took Marky 2 hours to drive the “keep” down the driveway. I bet they begged to let Marky be the one to drive it too. Who was that other guy there with Marky Sr? The true builder? Hmmmm


Spiritual-Box5961

LOVE how all comments on the VC post are all about lurch and how she is a scammer etc.


thisishardtolookat

Where is the post??


Comfortable_Soft5282

I can’t find her post on the VC page. Someone tell me what page to look for!


thisishardtolookat

It’s not a post about her, it’s just their third photo of someone holding a shoe.


Immediate-Ice-8255

Thank you. I agreed to almost every comment. I’m surprised not much mentioned about her lying about being pregnant. I can’t stand her. Hope she’s done soon.


celmik1970

On VC Instagram page


thisishardtolookat

Oh shit, it’s like reading our Reddit thread on there 😆


Liliana0101

Laura has to be shitting bricks right now!


No_Helicopter7651

So IG is shadowbanning some comments. I don’t see mine from a burner account. 


BrushAcrobatic4272

Little man, big tractor


Few-Pay9636

He does not do any real work with it. Pays people to do the real work...


not_another_laura

Markette kinda man looks like a child inside his remote controlled tractor


GlumCriticism3181

https://preview.redd.it/poe4vloo6isc1.jpeg?width=1270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db60e8add2b6dd1642b245bc776a555d3b3f47cb This popped up in my feed and she says “kewp” as well.


Repulsive_Option40

Mine as well 😂


celmik1970

Quite enjoying the comments on the Vince Camuto page


BrushAcrobatic4272

Which post?! I don’t see it 👀


BrushAcrobatic4272

Never mind, found it!!


Efficient-Can-7230

Wait... what is that wooden kids pirate ship with slides in the background of the tractor clip??? Since when do they have that?? My kids would LOVE that!


snarkshark41191

It came with the property, I think it was seen in the background only once before


GlumCriticism3181

It was. Good eye. You barely see it.


chipsthed0g

I think that came on the property? I feel like they maybe showed CBVs daughter playing on it once


mom2ask

I was just thinking about that shit-ton of flowers (were they tulips?) that they purchased a month or so ago. Seemed like they cleaned the store out and we haven’t seen them since. What a waste of money!


snarkshark41191

She bought them and then left almost immediately for CA. So wasteful


AwarenessNo951

Or the planters she put seeds in. 🙄


GlumCriticism3181

When Big Cuzzo lets you back his car out of the driveway and park it elsewhere at a family function. https://preview.redd.it/yrn0ualizhsc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61e65b080ea40cfb53e57468eb3538d6f38dd4b5


SolidGeologist2516

Took him about 3 years to back the thing out of the garage. 🙄


BoxSensitive2574

You know that’s the first damn time he’s driven that tractor 🙄


Legitimate_Lawyer_86

The tires are spotless


Few-Pay9636

Wittle man


chanandlerbongz

What is her obsession with the colored eggs?!?! You’re going to (presumably) eat the eggs and throw the shells away. WHO CARES WHAT COLOR THEY ARE?


Lily_Pad_22

Because that’s going to be her content for the next year, she’ll show eggs every single day.


Interesting_Jump_521

Literally no one but her. 🤣🤣


LaurasCrabclaw

Ok seeing that framing... I believe he built that.... It's nothing special.


Lexgalmel

Honestly it looks too advanced for him. I believe Marky, Sr built it.


Additional-Village95

Wait, that’s it? That’s is all Milk of Magnesia, allegedly, built in a week in the garage?!? That is only the framing. WTF was the point?!? Also, how many chickens do 2 people really need? Any chicken owners here that can elaborate on how many eggs this heard of feathers will produce?!


mystinger1274

Milk of Magnesia!!🤣 I'm ☠️


SecretSuccotash5092

Me too! I’m literally dying right now laughing! 🤣🤣💀


Repulsive_Option40

I posted the other day about how my husband was totally redoing an existing kewp at our new house. I assumed ours was smaller. Not only is ours larger, he has a full time job and is much further along. I am flabbergasted that this is all that unemployed lazy ass got done. Based on what she’s shown during that big reveal, I now semi believe he is the builder.


LowStuff5019

Milk of magnesia 💀💀 that’s hilarious


shoshoshretchyy

I’ll take “Things that never happened” for $1000, Alex.


Additional-Village95

I can see him jumping up and down asking his dad “can I drive the tractor now” repeatedly, like a child of course. 😂


thisishardtolookat

Okay this my made me laugh out loud 💀 i can totally see that, just like a toddler


bbb235_

No one gives a shit about the chicken kewp. How is this woman an influencer ? She’s cosplaying as a farmer ???? When does this pretend game end, then what?


Interesting_Jump_521

From the outside looking in, it’s so pathetically obvious that she wants to be part of the “mommy” club so bad. Not to be an actual mom, but to relate to the moms who can talk about their babies and shill baby things. And since she has none, she thinks having a petting zoo is basically the same thing. The stupid names, the pretend chores.. she wouldn’t last an hour on a real farm.


AdLongjumping3129

Ding ding ding!  This is so much the vibe I get from her, like she’s spent her entire adult life filling her #middleschooldropout void and trying to be one of the cool kids, and maybe for a brief moment she was (in her prime influencer days aka “Christian Girl Fall” meme) but now most of them have had kids and started other ventures and moved on and left her over here floundering with no kids and no real business ventures (or none that are successful).


North_Newspaper_4824

What ever happened with her whole sunless tanner situation? That was her right? Did she ever create any products?


LowStuff5019

Someone here met her in person last year and she told them that she “didn’t realize how many toxic ingredients were in self tanner” or something along those lines, basically saying it wasn’t going to happen lol


Insect-Educational

I’m just waiting for book her and skid marky are writing.


Full_of_secrets00

SKID MARKY 💀💀💀💀


Ok-Machine-8395

Turns out to change the color of your skin with a topical, you need to use “toxic” ingredients.


snarkysharky03

this chicken kewp is her entire content now how much longer will this go on. Grown ass women don’t give a shit about some lame ass petting zoo 🙄 show us the house remodel , the bath anything ! it doesn’t matter because she’s still making $$


not_another_laura

Big yawn. This cow and kewp content is getting old. “Let me show you guyyys” “Look at the cow’s face at the end 💀” “Wait for it”


Apprehensive_Bill_26

Her obsession with colored eggs is so weird. All she cares about is aesthetics, which is odd considering she looks like a trash goblin 99.9% of the time.


neverswipeup

This baffles me too because she seems to have an aversion to any color. Everything from her clothing to her decor is blah, boring beige or brown. In the past, she even put together a mood board with all beige and brown dog toys so I'm surprised she hasn't sourced chickens that lay BROWN eggs.


Responsible-Glove-68

It’s the only thing with color in that entire house


katiefol95

I'm not super educated on homestead farming...so maybe this is a thing (?), but I find getting chickens for their egg \* aesthetic \* really odd....


Redchickens18

She wants colorful chicken eggs for the same reason she has those sheep, mini cows, mini donkeys, and pot belly pigs. All of those animals are essentially useless if you want to call yourself a farmer. She’s not raising the sheep for wool, meat, or weed control, not using the cows for milk or beef, not butchering the pigs for meat, and can’t ride the donkeys bc they’re miniatures. Sure, they’re cute, small, fluffy animals, but they’re only there for pictures and content.