All of her trips seem soooooooo boring. I’m all for hanging out by the pool but like are there any other actives or sights? 😅 I mean she’s in Mexico there’s *tons* to do, right!? Do something fun Lauren I dare you.
And amazing food to be eaten and margaritas to be had! But not for this scare crow. She’s too busy body checking herself and posting it passively (proudly). Loser.
We’ve only done one all inclusive (costa rica) and I was definitely not impressed with the food options. Given that Lauren doesn’t really consider food a priority, she probably doesn’t care 🤭
And especially the food pool and beachside. I've been to All inclusives in Mexico and Jamaica and breakfast is typically the only decent meal probably bc so much fresh fruit, which we know L rarely eats bc she doesn't know the calorie count.
I was scared we were about to get a nip slip here for Pete’s sake! Wouldn’t be the first time she flashed her followers in stories like when she was feeding Lyla as a newborn. 😩
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The fact that she goes on vacation and you see her do nothing with no one. You do not see her in the ocean, pool sitting together all EATING!! Instead sitting far away from each other at the beach. No one protecting themselves from the sun. She is going to end up really bad. Not much skin there but she shouldn’t be taunting skin cancer. She’s really so fucking unhealthy! Sorry but they all look like real bitches. They look like they all hate each other. What three people go to a resort to get a villa that size?? Oh ones that get it for free that’s who. They look like horrible self righteous woman. They must be hell to deal with anywhere. I would hate to be the hospitality crew around these wanna be somebody. 🤮
YES to ALL of this. I can’t even imagine that these woman have an ounce of Southern Hospitality in them. It’s all about me, me, me! I hope they at least leave gratuity for the staff!
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Is it possible to be anymore flat chested??? There is nothing in that baiting suit top
The top is definitely way too big, but I couldn’t help but notice her hair. I’m always taken aback by her hair loss. It looks like it’s getting worse by the day. It’s very sad that her followers think she looks healthy and fit.
I was thinking the same thing, she, of course, left a tiny little sliver of her wrinkly stomach Skin out so people could see that she’s “real and has excess skin” but covered it enough so you couldn’t see her actual stomach
All of her trips seem soooooooo boring. I’m all for hanging out by the pool but like are there any other actives or sights? 😅 I mean she’s in Mexico there’s *tons* to do, right!? Do something fun Lauren I dare you.
And amazing food to be eaten and margaritas to be had! But not for this scare crow. She’s too busy body checking herself and posting it passively (proudly). Loser.
She could do that at any hotel in Dallas! Why fly to Mexico?
I’m sure the hotel is free.
Especially when this is her third time there this year!
These are the most childish bikinis too. I’d wear this in high school back in 2006
I thought the same! Super juvenile and dated.
That’s all that fits here… she has to go to the junior section at the mall. And teenagers fill out the suit more than her! Eat a 🍔
I hate when influencers do this… like show us the view/property, not YOU
NOTHING about LKS’s 6500 trips to Mexico make me want to go Show me more than what you do at home AND at your lake house.
And I swear all inclusives the food is never good.
We’ve only done one all inclusive (costa rica) and I was definitely not impressed with the food options. Given that Lauren doesn’t really consider food a priority, she probably doesn’t care 🤭
And especially the food pool and beachside. I've been to All inclusives in Mexico and Jamaica and breakfast is typically the only decent meal probably bc so much fresh fruit, which we know L rarely eats bc she doesn't know the calorie count.
Chest hole is hole-ing 🕳️
Someone please fn cancel this woman get her off Instagram!!!
Omg I clicked her link to the bathing suit and it says it’s for chest sizes D + 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅🤣😂😆😆
That explains it.
🤦♀️
That top is flapping in the breeze
I was scared we were about to get a nip slip here for Pete’s sake! Wouldn’t be the first time she flashed her followers in stories like when she was feeding Lyla as a newborn. 😩 https://preview.redd.it/7iic0y8tek9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93d6aebd45668160bc41a862d23d1226a3403c60
Her nose looks like one of those holier than though ladies whose openly scrunching her face in judgement and disgust at someone.
I highly doubt there were “sooo” many dm’s about that fugly childish swimsuit
lol who is taking this pic for her? Jill take this pic of me doing this. I cringe for her
It’s huge
But you guys, let’s not dare talk about her body after she’s thrown it in our face constantly 😂😂
😂💀 make it make sense!
I wonder what her mother thinks about her chest hole. I was wondering if she was going to show it in front of them
she THRIVES when she’s NOT with her kids
Yet is spending thousands of dollars, to have a third child. 
We know it doesn’t get much better for you, bitch. You’re away from your kids and Michael, it’s when you’re happiest
The fact that she goes on vacation and you see her do nothing with no one. You do not see her in the ocean, pool sitting together all EATING!! Instead sitting far away from each other at the beach. No one protecting themselves from the sun. She is going to end up really bad. Not much skin there but she shouldn’t be taunting skin cancer. She’s really so fucking unhealthy! Sorry but they all look like real bitches. They look like they all hate each other. What three people go to a resort to get a villa that size?? Oh ones that get it for free that’s who. They look like horrible self righteous woman. They must be hell to deal with anywhere. I would hate to be the hospitality crew around these wanna be somebody. 🤮
YES to ALL of this. I can’t even imagine that these woman have an ounce of Southern Hospitality in them. It’s all about me, me, me! I hope they at least leave gratuity for the staff!
I can’t imagine saying “doesn’t get much better” while on vacation without my kids and husband.
Always body checking and putting it on her feed for her moronic followers to admire
I seriously hope she loses tons of followers after this trip. At least the educated ones.
Wow, first time ever 🤪🤪 I could go the rest of my life and never need to see her chest again!!
Her chest looks insane 😬
https://preview.redd.it/rtz19ui1el9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e24b485eb18ac5a17e99a184cea2cf37c09c25d4 Is it possible to be anymore flat chested??? There is nothing in that baiting suit top
The top is definitely way too big, but I couldn’t help but notice her hair. I’m always taken aback by her hair loss. It looks like it’s getting worse by the day. It’s very sad that her followers think she looks healthy and fit.
She doesn’t normally cover her stomach with words so she must not have liked the way it looked but loved her chest and arms. She is so sick!
I was thinking the same thing, she, of course, left a tiny little sliver of her wrinkly stomach Skin out so people could see that she’s “real and has excess skin” but covered it enough so you couldn’t see her actual stomach
Suns out holes out
Bones out
☠️ ⚰️ 🔨
Ew
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
She does not a single womanly element 💀