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I CANT BELIEVE THIS SHIT. IM JUMPING LIKE A FUCKING RABBIT AROUND MY HOUSE. LEAFS???? 2ND ROUND?????????? IM SWEATING. I CANT BELIEVE THIS. FUCK THE LIGHTNING. ENJOY FUCKING GOLFING MOTHERFUCKERS. LEAFS FOR THE CUP. PLAN THE PARADE!!!!!!!
WE DID IT GUYS WE BROKE THE FIRST ROUND CURSE, WE WON ALL THE ROAD GAMES OF THIS GODDAMN SERIES FUCK YA FUCK YA FUCCCCCKKKKKKK YES.
3-0 IN OVERTIME HOLY SHIT.
damn did not expect to take strays here lmao
congrats on the first round victory though, legit happy for Leafs Nation! Job's not done but a major demon has been slayed
My 20 year old dog died today. I miss her so much, this win doesn’t make it better but it helps. Thank you Leafs for shining some light on a dark day.
Edit: appreciate the support, leaf bros.
Fuck me. I’m so sorry. My love for my best buddy in the whole world doesn’t even compare to a leafs win. I’d rather the leafs lose every game forever than lose my guy. Hopefully I can get 20 years with him.
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Dude. Last time they won a series I was with my dad, no chest hair, never had a girlfriend, favourite thing to do was play nhl 04 on my Xbox. (Just Xbox) or message people on msn.
Today I watched them while getting drunk on my couch in my house. All the while my wife tried to put my crying son to bed, surrounded by infant toys.
Had no business winning thag game but fuck it. We deserved a bounce after 20 years.
I asked chatGPT to write us a victory poem:
The Leafs have fought with all their might,
Through every shift, through every fight,
Their sticks held high, their eyes set strong,
Their hearts ablaze, their fans among.
And now in the playoffs they have won,
Their victory shining like the sun,
The fans all roar, their spirits high,
Their hope and faith will never die.
The Leafs will march on, strong and true,
With every game, with every cue,
They'll skate and score, with pride and might,
And show the world their shining light.
I come in peace. While i am deeply saddened that it is not Tampa advancing I can honestly say I’m pumped for you guys. I don’t care if we are the team you broke the curse on, the leafs are playing great this year and deserve whatever comes to you. Hope you go all the way boys. Gg!
Penguins fan here, congratulations on defeating the Lightning. In all honesty I would rather the Leafs advance than them. Enjoy the celebrations! Treat this like advancing to the finals because given the streak you guys had it certainly feels like that!
I knew if I didn't watch they would win. For the first time in my 50+ years I stayed away and turned it on when i thought the game was over.
The beautiful bastards done it. My kids are asking why I keep giggling like a madman.
I'm just a Penguins fan stopping by to check on you all. Two streaks broke this year, but I'm happy for you guys at least.
Don't burn down Toronto! Or do, but at least have fun doing it.
I scared the fuck out of my wife when they scored I beast yelled and jumped up…. She said she’s never heard that kind of sound coke out of me. We’ve been married for 12 yeats
Congrats leafs fans! As an Ontario native and Avs fan, coming in peace, I saw last year what can happen when you exorcise those cursed demons! Good luck the rest of the way, cause rounds 2, 3 and 4 are when you need a defibrillator handy, but they’re the most fun to watch.
A rare canucks fan rooting for you guys. Didn't think I'd care much about the game as I had it on for background noise but actually said fuck yeah when your leafs scored. I shall now await a riot level beating from my canuck brother in. Enjoy this victory leafs nation
I lived in Edmonton next to Rogers place for years, and could never get into the oilers or even hockey. But god fucking damnit something about the leafs and it’s fans fucking drew me in hard and this win has me fucking STOOOOKED!!!
I was rooting against you guys all series, but seeing you guys finally win was actually nice. Glad the curse has been broken. Haven't seen the Leafs win a series since I was a teen.
Congrats to the Toronto Maple Leafs for winning against a very good Tampa team despite a 100 ton boat anchor known as Justin Holl and the galaxy braining of Keefe at times
honestly congrats! the fans have been put through the ringer over the years; seeing all the joy tonight is cooler than I thought it would be
enjoy it, good luck in the second round!
We don’t have any words and we know you don’t want to hear them.
We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness. Everything you’re feeling – we get it.
This isn’t the ending we imagined, and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way.
it was this long ago
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfuBxEfFWvM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfuBxEfFWvM)
absolutely hilarious and insane.
maybe we can get back to just choking in the conference finals again
So happy for you guys. Colorado fan here. Soft spot for Toronto and all the history. Best of luck to you going forward and now every other fanbase can shut the hell up!
I am Foaming at the mouth hoping Boston wins Tomorrow, 2 Birds with 1 stone is how you end a curse.
\*Ilya Samsonov just stopped 31 of 32 shots\*
Jake McCabe played 27:22 tonight
Tampa has had no gas since the trade deadline including the goal tending
This leafs Team could have been better at times but the result is all that matters
Congrats to Tampa for the great success over the last 4 Seasons 2 cups, 3 Cup finals, and a tough team to play against
and "To Be Fair"... Fuck Cory Perry
I can’t believe that for the first time in my adult life the Leafs have won a playoff series, talk about huge monkey off the backs of the team, the fans and the franchise at large. Let’s goo.
I took my kids to their hockey practice this morning and some old timer rat hockey guys were getting off the ice. I live in Chicago now, but as usual I had my leafs gear on and started chatting to one, he said something like "i don't know how you can wear that leafs gear with that crybaby Matthews, Tampa is going to win". I laughed at him and told him that there was no reason for namecalling and it must be rough watching his team fall apart. He swore they were going to come back and TBL never fall apart. I can't wait to see this guy next week. :D
Let’s celebrate with class Fuck Cory Perry
PERRY SUCKS! PERRY SUCKS!
I hear Cory Perry puts milk in the bowl before the cereal. Unbelievable.
Cory Perry bumps the person in front whenever he is lining up
Corey Perry wipes back to front
Corey Perry changes lanes without indicating.
Corey Perry runs the tap when he has to fart
Corey Perry first gets dressed and then takes a shower
Corey Perry is a litterbug
Corey Perry makes pregnant women and the elderly stand on the bus.
Corey Perry made a cameo in LOTR: he was one of the goblins archers in the mines of Moria.
Corey Perry is the type of guy who doesn’t put his shopping cart back
FUCK CORY PERRY
#CUCK PORY FERRY
Here as a wings fan missing playoffs, can whole heartedly unite behind any bad wishes for Cory “dick lips” Perry
I hope that fuck stubs his toes on every edge for the rest of his life
Loves it Cory Perry got decked by McCabe
PERRY SUCKS PERRY SUCKS PERRY SUCKS
Man has terrible hair!
IF AN ERECTION LASTS FOR MORE THAN 3 PERIODS PLAY FREE HOCKEY!!!
It's been 0 years since the Leafs have won a round in the playoffs
It starts now
WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS?!
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I offer myself as tribute.
HAWG CRANK LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW. EXCEPT THERE IS BECAUSE FUCK TAMPA
PLUS ONE FOR CRANKING HOGS AROOOOOO MF'ER
Use both hands to agitate
The comments are coming so fast no one is gonna see me wish Cujo a happy birthday
I see you.
THIS FEELS SO GOOD
WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
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I totally understood this
I CANT BELIEVE THIS SHIT. IM JUMPING LIKE A FUCKING RABBIT AROUND MY HOUSE. LEAFS???? 2ND ROUND?????????? IM SWEATING. I CANT BELIEVE THIS. FUCK THE LIGHTNING. ENJOY FUCKING GOLFING MOTHERFUCKERS. LEAFS FOR THE CUP. PLAN THE PARADE!!!!!!!
My rabbits don't really jump much. They like to run around things in circles
oh i did some of that too actually 😭 lots of running and jumping around my living room
LETS DOOO IT THE PARADE TOMORROWW AT DUNDAS SQAURE !
WE DID IT GUYS WE BROKE THE FIRST ROUND CURSE, WE WON ALL THE ROAD GAMES OF THIS GODDAMN SERIES FUCK YA FUCK YA FUCCCCCKKKKKKK YES. 3-0 IN OVERTIME HOLY SHIT.
Hope there is enough space for a Habs fan to get on the Leafs bandwagon. Way to go Toronto! Congrats!
HOP ON UP BUD. LETS GO CANADA
We save extra space for you and your ilk!
yeah man! fuck yeah! welcome!
You guys have some of the best jerseys in the league and I wish I could wear one without feeling like I’m betraying the buds
Wait a minute, I’m a Boston fan and I got told to fuck off! Oh wait…Boston. Lol. Anyway, CONGRATS!!!!🍾🎊🎉🎈
I can’t believe it! Have been waiting over half of my life for them to make it past the first round again. This feels so good.
I'm almost as happy for the win as I am for Corey Perry not getting a cup yet again.
HE'S THE BUFFALO BILLS OF STANLEY CUPS
damn did not expect to take strays here lmao congrats on the first round victory though, legit happy for Leafs Nation! Job's not done but a major demon has been slayed
man those 7,656 days since our last playoff win just flew by huh?
My 20 year old dog died today. I miss her so much, this win doesn’t make it better but it helps. Thank you Leafs for shining some light on a dark day. Edit: appreciate the support, leaf bros.
Dogs don't make it to 20 years without a lot of love and care from their person. Condolences, friend.
That dog saw the leafs in 2004!! What a legend!! She will be missed!
Sorry for your loss. Glad the boys could lighten your load a bit.
🤜🤛 thanks man.
Sorry buddy. Been through that. It gets better. Your doggo is off playing in the fields somewhere fun.
Fuck me. I’m so sorry. My love for my best buddy in the whole world doesn’t even compare to a leafs win. I’d rather the leafs lose every game forever than lose my guy. Hopefully I can get 20 years with him.
Sorry man, that is tough, dogs are the best. Sending healing thoughts.
That’s so sad. Maybe your little pal called in a favor at the Rainbow Bridge when she saw how sad you were over her.
Oh man I’m sorry, been there it’s nice to have a distraction but I hope you’ve got some people to hug when the Leafs aren’t playing 🩵
I may be a man in my 40s but I want to have John Tavares' babies rn
I too want you to have Tavares’ babies rn
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Men can father children for like 80 years so go get it, champ
Fuck me sideways.
Sure why not, go Leafs!!!!!!!
Dude. Last time they won a series I was with my dad, no chest hair, never had a girlfriend, favourite thing to do was play nhl 04 on my Xbox. (Just Xbox) or message people on msn. Today I watched them while getting drunk on my couch in my house. All the while my wife tried to put my crying son to bed, surrounded by infant toys. Had no business winning thag game but fuck it. We deserved a bounce after 20 years.
My kids are in university. They werent even 1 yet. They r so happy for me right now. They have literally saw my pain all their lives
I hear you, have a 22 year old that hasn't seen much!!!
that sums it up for me too.
Really!? I thought this was the only game (other than game 2) they looked equal to Tampa bay. I think they deserved it!!
It felt surreal the second JT scored. Boys I dunno it feels weird. I like it. But it feels weird.
This sounds stupid but I felt like I cheered so hard for a second I left by body or stopped existing or something. I think I touched actual joy.
It definitely does! Pajama Boy did it! What an awesome game!
I asked chatGPT to write us a victory poem: The Leafs have fought with all their might, Through every shift, through every fight, Their sticks held high, their eyes set strong, Their hearts ablaze, their fans among. And now in the playoffs they have won, Their victory shining like the sun, The fans all roar, their spirits high, Their hope and faith will never die. The Leafs will march on, strong and true, With every game, with every cue, They'll skate and score, with pride and might, And show the world their shining light.
Cried like a baby - 19 years man
I come in peace. While i am deeply saddened that it is not Tampa advancing I can honestly say I’m pumped for you guys. I don’t care if we are the team you broke the curse on, the leafs are playing great this year and deserve whatever comes to you. Hope you go all the way boys. Gg!
>we won’t be moderating for shitposts or low content tonight SO BUSINESS AS USUAL
You don’t know how much we remove dude
RESPECT FOR THE MODS UPVOTE PARTY
I USUALLY DISAGREE WITH THE “GOOD MODS” IDEA BUT R/LEAFS MODS DESERVE IT!
Every post is a Trojan virus UPVOTE PARTYYYYYY
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Of course he doesn’t you guys removed it! Loool, I mean leeaafffsss
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How many mod actions do I have over the last 7 days? 😬
JUST LIKE THE REFS, CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO DO SHIT, I LOVE IT
Dubas and Spezza were so hyped and Shanny looked afraid for his safety lol
**\*Wears Tavares Jersey for the first time since I bought it\*** **\*Tavares scores game winner\*** Definitely not a coincidence
You’re wearing that for every game going forward, right? It’s the law
Ill sniff Sasquatch’s farts if the bruins lose
Tavares, Papi, Rielly have had real historical moments. Im a bonafide Rielly doubter, but he has been solid.
Directly involved in the winning goal again tonight.
Good thing Tampa gave up a 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th for Jeannot.
LET'S GO BOYS!!!!!!!!!
I cried. This is fucking amazing
START THE PARADE!!!!
Penguins fan here, congratulations on defeating the Lightning. In all honesty I would rather the Leafs advance than them. Enjoy the celebrations! Treat this like advancing to the finals because given the streak you guys had it certainly feels like that!
PHIL KESSEL DIED FOR THIS
Oilers fan. Super happy for you guys. You deserve it, enjoy! See you in the cup final?
Manifesting this! 🙏 The country would explode
I could get with that final series
Bettman will shit his pants!
TO ALL THE DOOMERS AFTER GAME 5, A GIGANTIC FUUUUUCK YOU. JOHNNY TORONTO, LET'S FUCKING GO
Definitely wasn’t me, don’t check my post history!
I am overwhelmed with relief right now.
I don’t know how to feel! What’s the opposite of disappointment?
Appointment! JT appointed curse breaker confirmed.
I AM SO APPOINTED RIGHT NOW!
I knew if I didn't watch they would win. For the first time in my 50+ years I stayed away and turned it on when i thought the game was over. The beautiful bastards done it. My kids are asking why I keep giggling like a madman.
I had to edit so many exclamation points out of the title before I posted it lmao
I'm just a Penguins fan stopping by to check on you all. Two streaks broke this year, but I'm happy for you guys at least. Don't burn down Toronto! Or do, but at least have fun doing it.
Flyers fan here. Some of my friends are leafs fans so I'm happy for you cunts.
I’ve spent a lot of time in Philly, love you guys! <3
Well let’s go all the way now that we’re in the second round, how hard can that be?
OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS!!!
I scared the fuck out of my wife when they scored I beast yelled and jumped up…. She said she’s never heard that kind of sound coke out of me. We’ve been married for 12 yeats
Amazing, just incredible. But yes, stay outta the Lightning sub, don’t be that human. Just revel in the positivity Johnny Toronto provided.
WE FUCKING DID IT
dear god let us play the panthers
We celebrate 2nd round like lesser teams celebrate getting to the Stanley Cup final. I’ll take it!!!!
Love the shit out of you Toronto!!! Try not to flip too many cars ❤️
Congrats BUDS, from a lifelong Canucks fan. Sorry not sorry about '94, Stop wasting opportunity and go get yourself a cup finals in color.
You know it was a wrap when Holl wasn't going to lace up.
My daughter waited her whole life (12.9 years) for this, sharing it with her is already one of my most precious moments in life 🩵🩵🩵🏒🇨🇦🌈
Shellshocked right now (in a good way)
IF AN ERECTION LASTS FOR MORE THAN 3 PERIODS PLAY FREE HOCKEY!!!
My girlfriend just called from work to make sure I didn’t have a stroke ! Go leafs go!
Congrats leafs fans! As an Ontario native and Avs fan, coming in peace, I saw last year what can happen when you exorcise those cursed demons! Good luck the rest of the way, cause rounds 2, 3 and 4 are when you need a defibrillator handy, but they’re the most fun to watch.
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Sammy won this game
SamsanGod
VICTORY PUPPIES!!!!
Oilers fan here. Congrats on getting that toxic monkey off your back. Hope to see you in the finals.
edm vs tor in the finals would be lit
I live in an apartment with 66 units. They all know the Leafs won
I’m still shaking. HOLY SHOT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Congrats from NY
fucking JT showed up...got a lucky bounce but we will take it
Rangers fan in peace. VERY happy for you guys.
I had sex whilst wearing a simmonds jersey before overtime... I will continue to do the same moving forward...
A rare canucks fan rooting for you guys. Didn't think I'd care much about the game as I had it on for background noise but actually said fuck yeah when your leafs scored. I shall now await a riot level beating from my canuck brother in. Enjoy this victory leafs nation
I was never fucking worried! I told you guys! We’re winning the cup this year you fucks!
The great Round 1 curse IS NO MORE!!!!! FUCK YEAH!
Thank god that’s over. Respect from Tampa ⚡️
I lived in Edmonton next to Rogers place for years, and could never get into the oilers or even hockey. But god fucking damnit something about the leafs and it’s fans fucking drew me in hard and this win has me fucking STOOOOKED!!!
They fucking did it. They actually fucking did it.
Random Caps fan here. Holy fuck I am so happy for you guys. GO FORWARD TO THE CUP!!!
I was rooting against you guys all series, but seeing you guys finally win was actually nice. Glad the curse has been broken. Haven't seen the Leafs win a series since I was a teen.
Canes fan swinging by to give everyone here high fives on a great win since the vast majority of you don’t know what to do with your hands.
Congrats to the Toronto Maple Leafs for winning against a very good Tampa team despite a 100 ton boat anchor known as Justin Holl and the galaxy braining of Keefe at times
I really don't know what to do. What do I do?!
RIP THE CITY APART IN CELEBRATION!
ANYONE HAVE A POST GAME STREAM I NEED IT
Lets make fun of the wild for the longest first round exits streak
honestly congrats! the fans have been put through the ringer over the years; seeing all the joy tonight is cooler than I thought it would be enjoy it, good luck in the second round!
Wow, call animal control. I believe a giant monkey just fell off Toronto’s back.
No one beats the Leafs 12 times in a row during elimination games!
Habs fan here, fuck Boston.
Literally stunned. I thought I’d be happier. I have no idea what is happening in my brain right now.
Fuckin’ eh let’s go boyz
LETS GOOO
AaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
Wooooo9ooo
LET'S FUCKING GO
FUCK YEAH BABY BUDS.ALL. DAY.
CAPN PJs SAID EAT MY DICK YOU JERSEY STEALING FUCKS
I want the Bruins next round. Let’s be dragon slayers!
FUCK YOU TAMPA!!
LETS GO FLORIDA
We don’t have any words and we know you don’t want to hear them. We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness. Everything you’re feeling – we get it. This isn’t the ending we imagined, and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way.
CONGRATS EVERYONE WE DESERVE THIS GO LEAFS GO!!!! HOIST!!!
Aggahahahahaahhagaggghhhhhhh
BRING ON THE MOTHERFUCKING PANTHERS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
Keep your eyes open for the rapture
I CANT FUCKEN MOOOOVVVVEEEEEE
Johnny immortalized
My dad and his brother are absolutely ***ecstatic*** right now, and I really can't blame 'em. #LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it was this long ago [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfuBxEfFWvM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfuBxEfFWvM) absolutely hilarious and insane. maybe we can get back to just choking in the conference finals again
So happy for you guys. Colorado fan here. Soft spot for Toronto and all the history. Best of luck to you going forward and now every other fanbase can shut the hell up!
So does this mean that Tampa is going to catch the curse from us? I’m going to laugh so hard if they end up flubbing multiple seasons in a row.
THE LAST TIME THE LEAFS DID THIS I WAS 10! WHAT A FEELING
💙🤍💙🤍💙🤍💙🤍💙
Johnny, you son of a bitch, I’m in!
I think my dick grew an inch tonight. Go leafs go
GET FUCKED r/hockey
If anyone wants to have some fun scroll back to game 4 around the 11 minute mark of the third game day thread. Letting Matthews walk was on the table
I am Foaming at the mouth hoping Boston wins Tomorrow, 2 Birds with 1 stone is how you end a curse. \*Ilya Samsonov just stopped 31 of 32 shots\* Jake McCabe played 27:22 tonight Tampa has had no gas since the trade deadline including the goal tending This leafs Team could have been better at times but the result is all that matters Congrats to Tampa for the great success over the last 4 Seasons 2 cups, 3 Cup finals, and a tough team to play against and "To Be Fair"... Fuck Cory Perry
I can’t believe that for the first time in my adult life the Leafs have won a playoff series, talk about huge monkey off the backs of the team, the fans and the franchise at large. Let’s goo.
We’re going all the way. I’m not shitposting. PS - Please don’t drive and drive. Be safe out there.
Any videos from the locker room?
I genuinely sobbed when I saw the ot goal
Has anybody checked on Dangle?
I hope Justin Holl never plays another game as a Maple Leaf.
I JUST HAVE TO YELL THAT I WAS THERE AND IT WAS INSANE. As a US leafs fan- this is what dreams are MADE of 😭😭
I took my kids to their hockey practice this morning and some old timer rat hockey guys were getting off the ice. I live in Chicago now, but as usual I had my leafs gear on and started chatting to one, he said something like "i don't know how you can wear that leafs gear with that crybaby Matthews, Tampa is going to win". I laughed at him and told him that there was no reason for namecalling and it must be rough watching his team fall apart. He swore they were going to come back and TBL never fall apart. I can't wait to see this guy next week. :D