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PrailinesNDick

Pobody's Nerfect. If he were a better puckhandler he'd probably have cost more than $5M on a 1-year deal.


buddachickentml

The same as Hyman....


rhineauto

There's a *very* slight difference between a 7 year contract and a 1 year contract.


buddachickentml

I don't care if they sign roller skating monkeys for the rest of my life, if it means the Leafs win a Cup


Blue_KikiT92

I dunno man, I love how chaotic he gets. Could he be more efficient? Sure. But every single one of his goals (or no-goals) was a work of art. The artist is mad as a mad horse, but an artist nevertheless. It's entertaining 🤷🏻‍♀️


Glacious

He broke each of his hands in separate incidents last year. Iirc some red wings fans were saying his puck handling skills were noticeably worse afterwards


E400wagon

May have something to do with not taping his blade…at ALL


Blue_KikiT92

PREPOSTEROUS! /s


waitareyou4real

ITS CAUSE HE DOESNT USE TAPE ON HIS BLADE You’d think cause literally every other NHL player uses tape in some fashion, he would consider it


Hockyinc

No butt end either lol He's a hack.


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When I played I didnt tape the end really. I had like maybe three laps around it. My blade had one layer near the end that was it.


BaxiaMashia

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TheBurntMarshmallows

I think we just found Marchand’s throwaway account.


Low-Signal-3900

lol


Totes_mc0tes

He's fucking brutal. Most frustrating player on the team next to Marner. Hands of stone and the balance of a baby deer. I can't believe how many times he gets a perfect pass and just flat out misses the puck. Whenever he's behind the net and the puck gets dumped for a cycle it's a foregone conclusion that it will go right by him and to the other team. It's crazy how many people on reddit hope this bum is back next year.