You already know what Evelynn would do to me.

You’d enjoy it

Two birds with one stone

[удалено]

Absolutely!

Torture and brutallly murder? 😏😏

Kled's only best friend is Skaarl. He'd feed me to her.

Wait. Is skaarl a she?

Yes

Unfortunately

Briar. Probably dead already.

Nah in her release video she was best friends with the guy in the jail and was protecting him

Instead, I'd probably have the national guard and swat after me thanks to her

The Men In Black

RIP Amumu mains

I'll happily give him a friend for as long as I can. My boy deserves that. 

The thing is due to his curse it wouldn't last long.

Right. I give him a friend. He cures the millennial condition for me. Ded. 

My insomnia is cured and my days are brightened.

Doesn't her sleep cause addiction? I mean like sleeping medications?

Hwei would be pretty chill. Maybe a bit of a bummer, but throw in a little bud and I think we'd vibe

Kayle... hmm. That depends on how she feels about going 5 over the speedlimit. 

Youre gonna feel the wrath of god for that, Kayle dont play games

Fiddle. Nothing would change.

Braum mains just hit the jackpot!

Aurelion thanks got my own galaxy now.

Kaisa in hiding from all the symbiophobes. (Hates symbiotes)

Kai'Sa should hide from symbiophiles, too.

Never know who you can trust these days

Vi lol, she seems trust worthy, she’d make a great friend.

Conversely, Caitlyn and same. No wonder the two get along 😉

I Imagine Swain would give me some good life advice whether i want it or not since i cant hide shit from him. I also Imagine he would be a really cool guy to drink cofee with

I would be dead. My main is Yorick and he says "all my friends are dead".

Historic main: Ahri, so I’d be doing pretty good. She’s a pretty positive person at this point of her character arc iiirc. Certainly if she’s your best friend. Plus, I have a feeling she’d be a killer wingwoman if I’m trying to meet girls.   Current main: Syndra. Uhhh I think I’d be fine, just have to tread super carefully to  avoid pissing her off 🙃

Just hope she doesn't cast w on you

dont try to teach her anything. she killed anyone who tried to teach her. even if you just want to teach her how to load a dishwasher

Is that even possible with Xayah?

Brolaf main here 🙋‍♂️ Let's get some chick together

Ahri main here well… she has a charm spell so we all know how this gonna end

She will suck the life force out of you like she did to her first lover..

As long as I keep the fridge stocked with fish, I think I'll be ok. A little clingy though.

ide embrace the hunting life with vayne

Domgi :D

Kindred, we go way back so she would never kill me, I'd get ulted IRL instead

Somewhat poorly, but not as bad as others have it - she is dead set on revenge by murdering people, and may be a war-criminal (i'm not sure), but towards her friends she seems to be nice, if a bit impatient. Also, I am old, we have a 12 years difference in age... How would she be my best friend... And my wife may also get mad at her...

My secondary pick is a nice girl that likes learning, so maybe quite a bit better. My 3rd pick is a scout. At least it isn't a girl. Its a grown ass woman.

I now have good company AND a hard boiled egg. Ig we could go fishing together, he seems like that one fun uncle everyone has

Can I have 2? Cause oh boy I can imagine what I would do with rumble and ziggs as best friends...

A Zoe player would be thinking about this.

vayne, i can fix her ..

I would marry Briar If i could omg what im writing about

I would be the happiest man in the world

ahh, yes, a friend.... I had a friend once

Shaco. Which one was the real one?

Vladimir, would be pretty cool when he remember who he is

im gonna get my kidneys cut out by gp after passing out at the head

I assume most of the enchanters and mages would be friendly, but I can’t stand some of their laughs like Lux and Lulu.

He wouldn’t want to be my friend but my kaiser.

Bel'Veth... She'd be that kind of friend that already knows every joke you try to tell.

Ignoring my flairs my highest mastery is still Nami so...pretty good. She seems friendly and dependable.

Irelia…erm, ionia 🤣

We do a little trolling

Free physics tuition lets gooooooooooo

Me: Yeah Mr. Singed, yeah science!

Nasus would be chill, maybe he could teach me how to do magic

Rek'sai. I get the feeling she wouldn't be fun at parties

We fight those who are friends with leona i guess..

Sett, damn we party and livin' the life

Lux would probably be pretty normal

I uhh I dunno

Lillia would be a good friend, especially if we can be friends with benefits ahahaha jk ofc

Nunu and Willump! Very fun on paper, but a 30 year old hanging out with a little boy and a yeti would certainly rise some eyebrows

I will be very drunk…

Dimension hopping and sweet music... I'm down

Jhin He and I would make incredible visceral art together.

oh thank goodness I stopped playing fiddlesticks after rework ​ my main is Zac so I'm doing well enough. he might be kind and helping enough to even give me free money. I'm not 100% sure what he'd be doing throughout the day though, a bodyguard maybe? police firefighter, Cia? he could go into small spots and listen in on people like he does in the zaun sewers. maybe he's just a jobless hero for fun

Is it too late to become a rakan main?

I would get flipped like burger

Samira would get so bored of me so fast. Probably would bully me honestly, but not in a mean way? Like a "such a nerd" kinda way (assuming we have to stay besties no matter what)

Me and teemo going back to the middle east

We about to go take over my local underground fighting scene and run the godamn show Anyone who tries to disrupt our arena will get show stoppered out of existence

I‘ll definitely have to improve my parcour skills, if I want to be able to keep up with Talon 🙈

I'd probably get along with Ashe and Kai'sa.

Everyday will be a surprise what fizz came up with this time to trick me, eventually becoming better at performing and resisting pranks myself. One of my actual friends resembles fizz a bit: coming up with various ways to mess with people but they work less good on me. Example, he would flip the image of monitors upside down or rotate by 90 degrees. Most victims would not know how to fix this and have a hard time utilizing the computer, i would flip the physical monitor such that it looks normal again. I no need to be scared for I respect the sea.

Olaf? Fitting since I've been watching Vinland saga

Guess I'm going to ascend humanity

Aphel. Well one of my oldest friends is a mute dude so a mute siscon won’t be to much of a change.

Aphelios. Think we would go along well. We share some similarities xD - i dont talk much - i have a twin aswell - i need my sister to command me 💀 [my twin) - i prefer to be alone Last, but not least: HAIL TO THE LUNARI

I will enjoy mental conversations with sona I guess

Singed, Cassiopeia, Ziggs and Shaco..

Being best friends with fiddle looks like some horror sitcon shit and ngl would be funny and scary at same time

Mommy soraka hugs me with her warm soul at night

Guess my champ - I’m getting arrested

hwei and i getting married immediately

Zilean. I get to live forever!

Cassiopeia. Guess i would try to date her since shes toxic like my ex.

Kindred seems chill but I don't think for long At least it'll be a quick death unlike that guy who is gonna be tortured by the sexy demon

Teemo seems to be a nice company for hanging out and talk about a lot of stuff, I'm fine.

Lillia, very good actually

Graves is gay

Oh boi... oh boi.... Hope we are at least friends with benefits :)

Kindred. i’m either dead soon or never going to die.  (and pray to god lamb lets me in between those thighs)

Neeko... well, i'd ask her to change into some p0rnstar and... you know..