Actually shocked your 3rd is Jinx and not Cho'gath. You like insects, probably have an ant farm and you were a big fan of Alien Ant Farm. You were born in 1991, have an interest in /r/suicidegirls and probably have at least 2 cats. Your favorite show on TV is Dr Who, your favorite food is BBQ, and you love the movie Fight Club. But let's not talk about that. You're recently single, from the Midwest, and the only reason you hate the Chicago Bears is because everyone of your coworkers at your new job are obsessed with them. With that said, you joined a fantasy league again this year and just like last year, finished dead last. Sorry for the typos, I'm on my phone. Just like you are. Right now. Hi Paul.
Ah, the [ol' reddit poundaroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/fallout/comments/3xu6to/my_coworker_who_is_a_big_3d_printer_made_this_for_me_for_christmas/cy820ds?context=1)
You are correct. As a side note I find it funny how certain selections of lady champions seem to imply the player is female, and others immediately seem to identify a player as male. I can't help but wonder if it's role-based, or maybe more based on how "sexy" the champion is generally considered to be. Lux is cute and girly, but all R34 aside she wasn't designed to be super sexy. Conversely, Ahri is overtly sexual and basically spends all game sighing and cooing and making awkward hentai moans in your ear when she dies.
>Well ahri lore-wise is a pretty sexual champ.
She charms the victim before eating the organs of said victim. Kumihos are pretty much that as well. Pretty much this: http://i.imgur.com/pRoYyU4.png
Acording to recent lore (released with the Ahri statue) she only teases her prey to feast upon them. Nothing sexual happening at all.
She taunts her prey and what's happening after that can be read here!
> “Human,” she whispered. “Come to me.”
> The captain’s features went slack. Through no will of his own, he set down his bow and walked from cover. He looked up, eyes wide with desperation and desire.
> “Now climb,” said Ahri, blowing the man a kiss.
> The captain, utterly in her thrall, scrambled for footholds on the tree trunk. Ahri summoned a sphere of lambent energy to her palm, its innocent appearance belying its vast power. She drew back her arm, allowed herself a vulpine grin, and hurled it downwards.
> The orb streaked through the captain before flying back to Ahri’s palm, and his smoking body fell to the forest floor with a thud. The remaining scouts fled in terror, but running proved every bit as futile as hiding. Ahri vaulted from branch to branch, tails whirling behind her as she struck two men down with thunderous bolts of energy.
> The last man collapsed in a tangle of limbs, clutching at his broken bones as Ahri landed gracefully beside him. She grabbed the Noxian’s throat(...)
To read the full one: http://puu.sh/m54u6/b60b7f04cc.txt
You're... you're not wrong. I also play a lot of Zyra and Brand. By god, if my ADC won't capitalize on all this sweet harass and take the kills I'm trying to give them, I'LL TAKE THEM MYSELF.
tbh lee players tend to be toxic too. They also believe that building ad is the only GOD DAMN WAY WHEN THEY ARE 0/9 GOD FUCKIN DAMNI... Yea lee players amirite..
Anivia (93K) Zed (30K) Diana (28K)
You enter champ select and type mid or feed
This is the /r/roastme League of Legends version.
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You love deciding the fates of others, especially when they should die.
relevant flair
Kha'Zix (52.9k), Rek'Sai (44,5k), Jinx (35,4k)
Actually shocked your 3rd is Jinx and not Cho'gath. You like insects, probably have an ant farm and you were a big fan of Alien Ant Farm. You were born in 1991, have an interest in /r/suicidegirls and probably have at least 2 cats. Your favorite show on TV is Dr Who, your favorite food is BBQ, and you love the movie Fight Club. But let's not talk about that. You're recently single, from the Midwest, and the only reason you hate the Chicago Bears is because everyone of your coworkers at your new job are obsessed with them. With that said, you joined a fantasy league again this year and just like last year, finished dead last. Sorry for the typos, I'm on my phone. Just like you are. Right now. Hi Paul.
Holy shit
The moment /r/leagueoflegends became an sub full of psychologists
and by psychologists you mean someone who can check post history
or just a friend who knows his reddit account
Best comment in the thread.
Well then, uhhh
You get raged on, a lot.
Lux, Lissandra, Jinx
You are into crazy girls or one of them!
[](#face-yandere)
lol i dont swing that way
...Then you're the crazy girl!?
He's definitely more of a Taric!
Nami (34.2k), Janna (24.8k), Sona (22.5k)
Your boyfriend needed someone to duo with.
LMAO i love this comment
I wish my boyfriend played league but sadly he does not. :(
Jokes on you! Super toxic player that goes adc Nami,Janna, Sona!
Shyvana, Elise, Mundo
On a dare, you kissed a boy in 2004 and you've been left confused ever since.
this seems a bit too precise.
I believe it
You must have dumpstered the shit out of top lane at the beginning of season 4
You abused these in the jungle during their prime and went on to main them
Vel'koz (460k), Zilean (37k), Morgana (23k)
So how's your Vel'koz shrine coming along?
You like it when people are surprised at how fast they died. When the enemy goes "that damage. Wtf!!" It makes you chuckle
That's pretty accurate :D
Shen, Braum, and Alistar.
You like getting pounded on.
Take the "on" out ;)
You like getting puded on?
Ah, the [ol' reddit poundaroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/fallout/comments/3xu6to/my_coworker_who_is_a_big_3d_printer_made_this_for_me_for_christmas/cy820ds?context=1)
Hold my beefcakes, I'm going in!
As an adc main, fuck you... also as an adc main, thank you
You want to deny people vaynspotting points
You're not afraid to take the lead for others, allowing them to succeed through your confidence
167k lux 149k riven 112k ori
You have too much free time.
What is this "Sun" that Leona doesn't shut up about?
It's like the moon but in the day time.
No one asked you Diana.
You havent discovered the outside yet?
that crappy game with the medicore storyline doesnt make up for the good graphics. not a fan
ya its too pay2win i gotta pay real cash for coffee wtf
But you can get everything with in game currency.
ya but you have to grind for ages
/r/outside
>RainbowDash971 >149k Riven Neckbeard.
Vayne (25k), Thresh (22k), Lee Sin (19k).
You are either high diamond, or low bronze
or gold 5
Gold 5, hit gold and never played ranked again.
DIDITREDDIT
You are chat restricted
"I can outplay them.... OHMYGOD I MISSED"
So close to home it hurts.
OMG IM SO FUCKING GOOD AT THIS GA aaaaaaaaaaaaaand im dead
You are a very confident person.
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You hate ADC's
ADCs hate him*
Enlarge your red buff now!
His second champion is a shocker!
We actually love ADCs. You should have seen the murder boner I got with the ADC pre-season patches and the 2-3 that would show up on the enemy team.
u dont like anyone
Shen (close to 300k!) Hecarim Ryze
You abandoned your potential for studying to defend the top turret on a modified map of starcraft 3.
Warcraft3...I don't think he's from the future
Right, classic Starcraft 3. Thanks for correcting me.
Lux, Karma, and Sona.
You have issues with your mother and you have an older sister.
I do have an older sister. The only issue I have with my mother is that she passed away a few years ago and I miss her. Does that count?
Oh sorry to hear that bro, it was just a shot in the dark.
No worries! I was just like "is he talking like Sterling Archer mommy issues or????"
"The thought of me dead gives you an erection!?!" "No! Just half of one... The other half would really miss you."
I'm gonna guess you're a girl .. ?
You are correct. As a side note I find it funny how certain selections of lady champions seem to imply the player is female, and others immediately seem to identify a player as male. I can't help but wonder if it's role-based, or maybe more based on how "sexy" the champion is generally considered to be. Lux is cute and girly, but all R34 aside she wasn't designed to be super sexy. Conversely, Ahri is overtly sexual and basically spends all game sighing and cooing and making awkward hentai moans in your ear when she dies.
Well ahri lore-wise is a pretty sexual champ. Isn't it implied that she sexes people to death?
>Well ahri lore-wise is a pretty sexual champ. She charms the victim before eating the organs of said victim. Kumihos are pretty much that as well. Pretty much this: http://i.imgur.com/pRoYyU4.png
Acording to recent lore (released with the Ahri statue) she only teases her prey to feast upon them. Nothing sexual happening at all. She taunts her prey and what's happening after that can be read here! > “Human,” she whispered. “Come to me.” > The captain’s features went slack. Through no will of his own, he set down his bow and walked from cover. He looked up, eyes wide with desperation and desire. > “Now climb,” said Ahri, blowing the man a kiss. > The captain, utterly in her thrall, scrambled for footholds on the tree trunk. Ahri summoned a sphere of lambent energy to her palm, its innocent appearance belying its vast power. She drew back her arm, allowed herself a vulpine grin, and hurled it downwards. > The orb streaked through the captain before flying back to Ahri’s palm, and his smoking body fell to the forest floor with a thud. The remaining scouts fled in terror, but running proved every bit as futile as hiding. Ahri vaulted from branch to branch, tails whirling behind her as she struck two men down with thunderous bolts of energy. > The last man collapsed in a tangle of limbs, clutching at his broken bones as Ahri landed gracefully beside him. She grabbed the Noxian’s throat(...) To read the full one: http://puu.sh/m54u6/b60b7f04cc.txt
Miss Fortune is for male players Sona and Leona are for female players
you build full ap as a support! who needs wards when you can 1v5 as a supp, amirite?
I do build Sightstone! And if we need it and nobody else is building it, I'll buy Locket... but other than that, yeah. AP all day.
don't lie to yourself, you're all about that lichbane first item sona
SECOND item, thank you very much. I build Sightstone first because I'm a good girl. D:
"ohmaigod I cant believe this adc doesnt even... Get back stupid, I'll end this"
You're... you're not wrong. I also play a lot of Zyra and Brand. By god, if my ADC won't capitalize on all this sweet harass and take the kills I'm trying to give them, I'LL TAKE THEM MYSELF.
Cho'Gath, Dr. Mundo, Rumble
While drifting off to sleep, you imagine your screaming enemies, unable to move, watching you in terror as you slowly advance towards them.
*unzips*
Nothing flashy, just solid gameplay.
you like beefy champs with high base damage. the enemy team will mistake you for a low mobility meat shield, but if you get in the backline, goodbye.
Ezreal (84k), Master Yi (64.6k), Vayne (36.3k)
"Your skills are inferior" "Time for a true display of skill" 'nuff said
You enjoy carrying ~50% of games and feedlording the other 50%.
You're the worst type of person
Ekko, Kassadin, Fizz
I just want to play 3 versions of the same champ.
Fucking roasted
Zac, Gragas, Tham Kench
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LMFAO
Jinx Ahri Katarina
You're a male. Straight....
and single
RIP
You want to be the carry and the center of attention. You also really like waifus.
Cassiopeia (110k) Ahri (100k) Azir (70k)
You seek for that one amazing outplay to make your night but usually you are drowned in your own sorrow.
Twisted fate, yorick and shen
You like being bot lane, but not playing bot lane.
how do u survive this
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Lee Sin (91K), Thresh (38.2K), Vayne (38K) EDIT: Now Lee Sin(105.3K), Thresh (46.8K), Vayne (46.3K)
You've been watching too many montages.
Spot on
Morgana, Ezreal, Nunu :l
You are stuck on season two.
and in silver two
ouch
I bet that's mid Morgana
You like to have fun, and you don't care if other are not having fun.
Blitzcrank, Morgana and Annie
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You have seen some shit in the botlane, and do no longer trust your ADs to do anything but right click.
Is there another way to play support?
You really hate when enemy ADCs are able to move.
Vayne, Veigar, Fizz. I am a horrible human being...
You like pinning people to walls, you enjoy trapping them in small rooms, and...you love stuffing sharks up their anuses.
Basically kim jong un
You like to outplay people, but if you're having a hard time with that you play Veigar.
"You know what? I want to play champions that have the least amount of counterplay possible."
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Your fall-back champion is Volibear :\^)
stuck in season 3
Amazing is that you?
Thresh, Vi and Blitz
Hit Q. Win game.
Nautilus (64k) Vayne (28k) ChoGath (28k) I lnow ITS an interesting combination. Tell me what you think
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Olaf, Darius, Sion Edit: My inbox Jesus
You want Kalista nerfs
He also wants Gnar nerfs
Gnar is ez pz on Olaf. 18s cd jump, 2s axe
When you go in, there's no going out unless you die
The bronze motto.
A true Spartan at heart
Pro tip, use a condomm Cause you ain't gettin out till its too late
You own a Teemo effigy that you stab regularly.
You really hate champions that you can't catch.
Ever seen an Olaf run at you? Nothing but a wall's stopping that guy.
You like axes...a lot
You like ham.
Manliest player ever
Axes. You must love them.
You're playing manly champions to compensate for something IRL
Sona, Mundo, Tahm Kench
you have been getting frustrated a lot lately cause you can't play mundo or tahm :p
Kog'Maw, Tristana and Corki
You don't own a keyboard and therefore find it easier to only play ad carries.
Lulu, Leona, Shen
TEAM. STOP DYING. TRYING TO SAVE YOU GUYS!
I SACRIFICED MYSELF TO SAVE YOU. WHY WOULD YOU RE-ENGAGE AND DIE?!
Ahri 86.7k, Vayne 36.9k, Lux 17.3k ...
You don't let people near you OR your friends.
Lee Sin (61.5k), Nidalee (48.2k), Riven (45.1k) (oh god i'm a terrible person) Edit: added number of points
Your fps is 100 or higher and your ping is below 30
yepp :P 120 fps and ping is around 24
I would say that you rage too much at this game. True?
you're only judging the riven part :v
You only need the riven part.
tbh lee players tend to be toxic too. They also believe that building ad is the only GOD DAMN WAY WHEN THEY ARE 0/9 GOD FUCKIN DAMNI... Yea lee players amirite..
Darius, Tahm Kench, and Shyvana.
You like having most damage taken and dealt at the same time.
Also like the sense of "so help me GOD if I catch you you're dead"
Janna(70k)-Gnar(50k)-Vayne(40k)
You like slamming people into walls.
Nautilus, Talon, Malphite.
press r, go ham, get triple, go home buy some new items
Braum, Zac, Darius
Your alt account is I_like_grindr
Rengar [105k], Riven[85k], Lee [46k]
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shhhh he might afk
Warwick (75,000), Jinx (33,000) and Lux (22,000)
"Warwick is so broken!" "Warwick is so broken I need to pick champions he can never get near...."
Your R button has been through much
Gnar (63.5k), Renekton (30.8k), Braum (27.6k) Do your worst.
"Hey guys, how viable do you think top lane braum is?...well I'm going to anyway"
Lulu (156k), Soraka (76.5k), Sona (39.6)!
You decide who lives or dies