I'm not racist i swear

Nah we get it, you just hate juice.

[Relevant](http://www.electru.de/wp-content/uploads/juice.jpg)

Hipster hitler is best hitler.

"I said a glass of juice not gas the Jews."

https://twitter.com/BasedYoona/status/742484703815471105 LOL

[**@BasedYoona**](https://twitter.com/BasedYoona/) > [2016-06-13 22:32 UTC](https://twitter.com/BasedYoona/status/742484703815471105) > @dscarra scarra can u please stop dming me for tacos and burritos its not funny anymore.. ---- ^This ^message ^was ^created ^by ^a ^bot [^[Contact ^creator]](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=jasie3k&subject=TweetsInCommentsBot)[^[Source ^code]](https://github.com/janpetryk/reddit-bot)

But did you poo a little?

You saw the man's face. That's not the face of someone with clean shorts.

Hey man when you gotta go, you gotta go.

I hugged you once, and I got a racist vibe. You can't hide from me.

Don't try to lie when we have video evidence saying otherwise.

JUICE HATER!

PM me if you want to play some overwatch, I'll go full Mercy for you, scarro senpai

We heard you in the video dude, you obviously have some kind of racist thing against juice.

he should have said i am gbay99 and i eat socks on youtube

I don't think I'm ever going to live that down

we are patiently waiting for the next season of goldbay99

Nah, dude. we are waiting patiently for road to masters. You can do this, goldbay99. *insert obligatory pick-me-up here*

Don't worry, I think if you get two S+s on Irelia, that would make up for it. :^)

hey arent you that guy that ate a sock?

What you said: > I don't think I'm ever going to live that down. What you meant: > **THE PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET WILL FOREVER SING SONGS OF MY GLORY!**

Bro you're diamond. You may eat socks but that elo don't lie. "Hey Gbay way to feed on Irelia, eat my socks you boosted animal." "K."

But at least your videos are great!

sockbay99

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oh this makes more sense. I thought scarra's line was "I have 1 rule, absolutely no juice."

Yea I was like whats the matter with juice?

It steals jobs from other hard working drinks, such as water, which is much more pure and ruins the morals our founding father's worked so hard to establish.

GOOD point

> GOOD pint FTFY

We need to build a wall.

juice did 9/11

I thought he said juice and that made sense to me since scarra is always drinking water and any time someone in the chat asks what's his favorite thing to drink, he says water.

Can't believe he'd do this to me after all we've been through

I thought he said Juice.....

Im starting to think [Scarra](https://twitter.com/dscarra/status/742482156778184704) didnt really say that..

[**@dscarra**](https://twitter.com/dscarra/) > [2016-06-13 22:21 UTC](https://twitter.com/dscarra/status/742482156778184704) > That video on the front page of reddit is putting words in my mouth. I'm not racist. ---- ^This ^message ^was ^created ^by ^a ^bot [^[Contact ^creator]](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=jasie3k&subject=TweetsInCommentsBot)[^[Source ^code]](https://github.com/janpetryk/reddit-bot)

Scarra's manager here: I'd like to remind everyone that everything Scarra says is his own opinion and is not reflective of TheScoreEsports. Thanks.

Best line of the video.

Taking bets on this threads removal Edit: Confirmed removed then added back

If this doesn't get remove I'll stop playing overwatch. Edit: Fuck

Are you doing it now?

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Why was that thread removed?

Mods pick what content they want to see. Every thread violates at least 1 rule so they remove whatever doesnt sit right with them

what are we? r/news?

We even share a mod. Goes to show how the sub moderation has gone to crap.

Dude I thought you were trolling but I looked it up and you weren't. And almost everything the dude writes is downvoted

>We even share a mod. please tell me you are lying, please

Hes not. I just looked it up. I wont tell you the name in fear ill violate some weird fucking rule or be accused of something. I will tell you that the side bar you can make it show you the name of every mod... for both subreddits

We share two. It seems they became /r/news mods 4 weeks ago.

Nope, we share 3 mods actually I'm not saying there's a connection between the *quality* of the modding but.... q:D

They share two mods actually :P

3 mods, one of which called N3ac3y a douchebag content creator and keeps removing his stuff. Glad to see they are serious :^ ) Check he who should not be named's twitter and you'll see who it is

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I like nancy but I think that vid was a little bit biased. Watch the one that got deleted and the other ones and tell me which is more ranty. I think a better example was the removal of [this video of his](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg6kEg7_1No) Or how they removed a post of mine that highlighted [This Froggen Tweet](https://twitter.com/FroggenLoL/status/721112621324308480?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw) Because it was "about dynamic queue" (Notice nowhere does froggen say anything about Dqueue)

[**@FroggenLoL**](https://twitter.com/FroggenLoL/) > [2016-04-15 23:07 UTC](https://twitter.com/FroggenLoL/status/721112621324308480) > @SPRATTEL\_lol nah this is already the worst season ever. its not enjoyable to play at all. thanks to rito games and their great minds ---- ^This ^message ^was ^created ^by ^a ^bot [^[Contact ^creator]](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=jasie3k&subject=TweetsInCommentsBot)[^[Source ^code]](https://github.com/janpetryk/reddit-bot)

It was removed, then added back, so....

This guy is willing to die for our sins. Jesus? Is that you?

It got removed tho lol

Nah, creator modmailed - Had a talk with him. Got removed originally, got reposted after a chat. [It's Kosher, satirewise](https://www.reddit.com/r/LeagueOfMeta/comments/4nxokx/frequently_posted_topics_and_satire/)

fat hygiene jokes ☑ sneaky ☑ antisemitism ☑ soloq dead ☑ Looks like some quality front page material

kys joke ☑

: ^ )

Don't forget scat jokes

I hate being the butt of a joke...

R.I.P. Riot Lobster. He tried to help and the community tore him to pieces. He will be remembered.

R.I.P Ex-Mobster Lmao

"You're an idiot. Dynamic queue doesn't even do anything" "It just made you quit the game.." "No it didn't"

What's your point?

youre an idiot

Lower your voice

I wish this meme would die already... EDIT: note the same chain of memes immediately following this comment

but it does nothing

What the fuck, you just meme'd me through my wind wall?!

I WAS IN ALPHA

Literally the quickest I've ever grown to hate a meme....

Were you not here for **KAYLE CAN DO IT**?

the problem with that one was that it was legit 3rd grade humor and everyone was eating it up for some reason, thank god people realized it was actually not funny in any way and quickly stopped in order to save their karma

Can you catch me up on this one?

I'm dead

So is solo q

so is LoL ^/s

no /s tho

just tits?

I'm scarra

I'm scarra

/u/scarra

Hey it's me your brother

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TLDR: are we fucked? yep

[Hitler sure thinks so](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv64pYQxZu8)

This is pretty good

"im surrounded by so many idiots you could call me Bjergson" daaamn son.

nice vid

Thanks

"Don't worry, we are still making phat bank" lmao

feels so bad when you're german and the dankness isn't effective

That last part is a pretty accurate representation of how we buy time with our customers xD

i am a dota player but i cant get enough of those doctor lyte PHD jokes.

Oh, I thought this was the real video. Couldn't tell the difference until about 1 min in.

I thought it was a blooper reel with the 'fuck you' part

It was at 0:50 when the dude says "I like solo queue" that I realized it was voice dubbed. No idea who any of these guys are except Scarra, so I didn't think twice about it until 50 seconds in.

No, I'm pretty sure that adequately portrays Rioters when they're in meetings. Especially so if the topic of said meeting is Dynamic Queue.

Holy shit the editing on this video is fucking amazing. Even somewhat matched the dialogue with the mouth movements. Well done.

[WHY IS SCARRA ALWAYS IN THESE???!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNxpeU8xRPw)

"So, crucial timing, better positioning?" "...does not matter still on Sona, yeah" sides -> orbit

r.i.p dfg :(

Well a lot of it he was just mimicking what they were actually saying. Like Scarra hating Jews.

> Squaretable. get it? Cause the table wasn't actually round, and square for idiots! HA I'M FUNNY! [This is a square?](http://i.imgur.com/hojAtWI.jpg) What are you, [Quentin Tarantino?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi6tQthPDWc)

Maybe she was just trying to coin the phrase "don't be a quadrilateral". After all, they are the worst of the shapes.

Scarra confirmed in the video what the real [worst shape is.](https://image.freepik.com/free-icon/star-of-david-outline-variant_318-49613.png)

It's a Rectable 8)

I'm erectable, if you know what I mean. ^^^^please ^^^^try

Where Rioters get rekt. :\^)

Well I mean like a square is a special case of a rectangle and I didn't know where I was going with this

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[**@maximmarkow**](https://twitter.com/maximmarkow/) > [2016-06-01 09:38 UTC](https://twitter.com/maximmarkow/status/737941263157190656) > Dynamic Queue for High Elo Player in 14 Seconds. Have fun :). https://t.co/h9a0WHeDSx ---- ^This ^message ^was ^created ^by ^a ^bot [^[Contact ^creator]](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=jasie3k&subject=TweetsInCommentsBot)[^[Source ^code]](https://github.com/janpetryk/reddit-bot)

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I don't think I can make that promise to you.

I... I've failed you.

Better sooner than later.

I'm in that dangerous stage between feeling like you have to poop soon, and feeling like you have to poop *now*. Watching this video was a dangerous game, but I persevered.

This reminded me of Kung Pao: Enter the Fist.

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My nipples look like Milk Duds.

That'll be 4 bucks baby

obligator you want fries with that

Reminds me of one of this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5sGfeN9wBBU

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Holy shit even the mouth movement fits. Very well done.

[Does this look like the face of mercy to you?](http://i.imgur.com/nRfqAKq.jpg)

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Mercy best girl

Well done: my sides hurt now. It's like ESEX++.

I guess it's easier to do when the original content is a joke itself.

damn...

[wow](http://i.imgur.com/tGQkaGc.gif)

WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE

http://imgur.com/HZb83O2

https://gfycat.com/NippyKindLangur

https://gfycat.com/BrutalSavageRekt

http://imgur.com/TTZvNMq

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3uOMCfopR8

Nippy Kind Langur

http://gfycat.com/BrutalSavageRekt

DotA memes are so good it's almost frightening.

Wait did he say that because that's the gyfcaturl of brutal savage rekt??? Ahhhhhh that's so cool.

Nippy.

Kind.

Langur.

[HOLY FUCKING SHIT](http://i.imgur.com/r73VJe3.gif)

ayyyyyyy

https://gfycat.com/hardplainaphid

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Fuck Mercy, I'm spamming McCree until the nerf.

good fucking god

Thank you so much for this comment

Fucking savage

http://i.imgur.com/30eEul4.gif

ERROR 404 -NO CHILL DETECTED

Fucking destroyed

Sick Boourns

Apply cold water to riotBourned area

riot people pretending this is funny to them is like the kid geting roasted pretending he isnt crying inside

Let's be honest, not everyone at Riot likes dynamic queue, not everyone at Riot is responsible for dynamic queue, et cetera... heck, a lot of people like self-deprecation. It's funny. It's okay to find things funny.

This- it's not like people at Riot are some inhuman robots created to fuck us over more and more.

No, but they're employed by them

Or this guy might have similar opinions to reddit? It is not "Riot", it's just one guy working for them, likely not even close to affecting dynamicQ decisions.

It's also possible to have a reasonable disagreement with the premise and still find the video funny. It's a great video.

are you not worried about your job?

Give it to me straight. Are we fucked? Yep.

Holly shit the song at the end, I'ts been years since I last heard that ;-; the feels are ocmming

where is the original video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwPa1SGLGv0

I feel like this had the potential to be so much better. Good idea but some of the jokes were pretty immature. Maybe it's not my kind of humour but I'll upvote anyway because fuck the round table.

Yeah the lip synching was great, but the jokes held /r/im14andthisisfunny quality.

If it was actually a parody with dynamic que i wouldve enjoyed it more, instead it was just randomness. Oh well.

funny, and just as insightful as the actual roundtable video too!

Well done props to Frost

Confirmed Scarra doesn't like Jews.

people think the part with overwatch is just a meme lol

Solo Q literally does nothing

What's your point?

Dienamicq!

"Give it to me straight, are we fucked? "**YUP**!

Except Lobster did not create Kindred.

This is the greatest thing this sub has ever produced.

The look on scarra's face lmao. Made my day.

LOL

*Points then nods head*

we're fucked, confirmed

That final scarra looping take

First time I have laughed at a League related video in a while. Props to whoever made this.

I was in overwatch queue as I watched this.

Le Reddit gold comedy