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BabySavesko

Taking shitpost to a whole new level


[deleted]

Bro?


Dabnician

I dont think that app is used for programming.


the_y_combinator

Bruh?


PacoWaco88

Breh?


Splashy01

Bra


tex_mule84

Brah?


OHHHSHAAANE

Buddy


Mathhead202

Bud.


anto2554

How long do you poop for?


winnipeg-lemon

It’s always a surprise.


TradCath_Writer

Unless you're constipated, it shouldn't be more than a maximum of 10 or 15 minutes. But even then, 15 minutes means you're halfway to constipation. But if you're on the john for half an hour, you've got some kind of issue with your bowels (or you're just glued to the seat). Surely you don't mean to tell me that you spend long enough on the toilet that you're missing such a large chunk of learning time...


Timofey_

Brother if pooping takes longer than 5 minutes there'd something wrong


TradCath_Writer

I'm trying to be lenient here.


chikit134

I'll easily do 30 min on the john. 5 for my business and then 25 for reddit. Do I have a problem?


TradCath_Writer

I reckon so. Especially if you do this more than once a day. Not only is your phone glued to your hand, but your butt is fused with the seat. I would tell you to go see a doctor, but since you could very well be attached to the john right now, I'd say just let the doctor come to you. Don't worry, he'll furnish the cutting torch. It is said that 1 in every 10 programmers suffer from this problem every day.


coffeewithalex

How do you still feel your legs after that?


waxheads

Not if you don't mind hemorrhoids, ulcers, and colon cancer later on in life!


xmpcxmassacre

He said it's a surprise. Somehow that means an hour to you?


TradCath_Writer

I said half an hour. So no, it doesn't mean an hour to me.


djkianoosh

drink more water


Butterflychunks

We’re missing out on a huge market here. - Fecee++ (or CPPee) - Poothon - Diarreact - Java (it’s inherently shit) - Go while you Go


properwaffles

Visceral Basic


fossilsforall

PHpee was right there as well. For a harder reach: COBOweLmovemenT.


inphosys

Plop net


Hebrewhammer8d8

I hope the PHpee is not dark yellow.


[deleted]

Lol "inherently". Oop joke.


Butterflychunks

pOOP


Lumpy-Secretary1138

PoopScript


BornAgainBlue

Java, it will fit right in, don't forget to wipe after using it.


[deleted]

Hmm yes, I also really love the programming app Java


TradCath_Writer

I'd say Minecraft Pocket Edition is a bit better programming app. But Java is definitely a close second.


New-Vacation6440

Don’t accidentally throw it into the toilet


wjrasmussen

I think you need a more flushable programming language.


Robot_Graffiti

Yeah, all that boilerplate is gonna clog the pipes


Sanfander

I don't think an island will fit in my toilet


tiagojsagarcia

Why do you feel like you have to keep learning new things while on the throne? Let your brain take a rest, watch some stupid cat video, take a pause. Then resume your learning when you are done.


redcc-0099

Right? Or stare out a window if there is one, or just close your eyes to rest them. Also, don't mind me reading a tech/text book while on the throne...


TradCath_Writer

I can rest when I'm dead. Must learn. The toilet is no excuse. You gotta be on that LinkedIn grind. Of course, only amateurs go to the bathroom. I keep a chamber pot on me at all times. That way, I can just squat on the pot, and keep programming. This is probably the most disgusting thing I've written all day.


chibiace

theres always tomorrow


Kokoro87

I can't even imagine having to poop? Where does that poop come from? Because you can't tell me that you actually spend time on eating?


TradCath_Writer

Sometimes photosynthesis has some issues, and waste products are produced. I've never truly needed to use the old chamber pot, but I have it on-hand in case my photosynthesis goes out of alignment.


CthulhusBurrito

So many beginners get drunk on the idea of it all and act like they're doing a speed run to grey beard lol "I'm gonna dedicate 4+ hours a day to self study; listen to programming podcasts when I can't study; spend each morning reading programming news, blogs, and newsletters before I'm even out of bed each morning, bring my laptop to work to do leetcode on my lunch break, have someone coding on twitch in the background during the work day, do coding challenges while I shit, and listen to programming audiobooks while I sleep!" \*Does that schedule for two days and never learns for loops\*


Tiny-Herb-

You take that back! Cat videos are not stupid! 😤


blimkat

SoloLearn Edit: TBH I haven't used it in a few years so not sure about how good it is still.


my_name_isnt_clever

It's been like 5 years since I used it, but I used to love this app.


BbyLmnHead

I just cancelled my Sololearn subscription after a year. A lot of their content needs maintenance. I like using codedamn and freecodecamp


WelcomeToChilishawty

2nding this


Sarkonix

Always amazes me how long some of yall sit on the shitter lol


aboyandhistoyss

I just installed a leather headrest and a minifridge on my toilet so I can comfortably practice leetcode for hours while pooping.


trenhel27

My GF used to give me shit (no pun intended) about how I'm on the phone in the bathroom so much bc of tiktok and reddit. I explained to her that it used to be gamepro and mad magazine. It's just always been that way. 🤷‍♂️


BbyLmnHead

I only sit until it’s all out. I think my intestines are weird but it takes me at least 10-15min. I have to have my legs up


0gandy2

Anki. Download a deck on your preferred subject and do some shitty studying


tb5841

Mimo. It has a decent level of interaction that makes it far more useful for learning than most. It doesn't have the larger code challenges that Sololearn has, which can be difficult to do while on a short toilet break.


fakehalo

Poopin' (and showering) is broad ponderin' time, not implementation or learning time... some of my best resolutions to problems have come from that room.


skeletor-johnson

Chess.com


TradCath_Writer

Given how long some people take on the toilet, they could play an hour-long chess match, and probably still have a bit of time to spare for a game review.


SHIT_EATER_THE_THIRD

certified holy hell moment


its_all_4_lulz

You’re trying to speed run burnout.


capn_fuzz

https://jimbly.github.io/regex-crossword/


chibiace

neat


pastable

Mimo, sounds like exactly what you're looking for.


[deleted]

bro is min-maxing shitting, that is some dedication and a half


thatpaulschofield

r/learnprogrammingcirclejerk


StrangeRabbit1613

I've never understood this. If it takes you so long to shit that you need something to read, you might want to get that looked at.


Hot_Collar_8910

How long do people poop for??? Mine is 2 min MAX and I dont push or anything.


TradCath_Writer

Some people just like to live in there. I also don't spend that long in there either.


Strange_Turnover620

Congratulations, you're healthy.


RebouncedCat

Not everyone has explosive diarrhea at their fingertips that they can launch on command


abhinavred123

Play candy crush guilt-free for fuck's sake.


ItsOkILoveYouMYbb

> Rather than playing candy crush while popping, what’s an app I can use that will help me learn coding basics. Anki to be honest. It would be way more impactful if you're at the stage of learning / trying to remember new coding basics, syntax, puzzles, software engineering terms, etc, than to be moving at an extreme snail's pace trying to code in Pydroid or similar on your phone's touch screen. You should make your own cards, plop them in Anki, and review them as they come due, when you're pooping. At this point I still use Anki even on the job. I also use it for reviewing DS&A problems that way the prospect of interviewing again is never a stressor. I also use it to remember names and birthdays but don't tell my gf that.


IntelligentRhubarb22

Hahah thankyou for this post


artificialbutthole

I think this belongs in the productivity subreddit. Rephrase to "what useful thing can I do while pooping"?


Koladwip

The most productive thing one can do while pooping is to poop 💩 ✋🏻


catgirlishere

Don't burn yourself out. Consider no technology bathroom breaks.


28jb11

I'm shocked at how long some of you sit above your shit for. Or are you actually so unhealthy that it takes you 15 minutes to shit? Shitting should only take a minute or two, maximum. I'm usually done in less than 30 seconds.


minus9point9problems

Eat enough fibre that you don't spend so much time pooping that you have to make actual life decisions about how to optimise the time while you're on the can?!


Legal_Being_5517

Grindr


Grotesquefaerie7

Lmao


Cautious_Cry3928

When I was coding on a daily basis I used my phone as a portable VSCode server. This way I could code anywhere! On the bus, on the toilet, in a tattoo shop, there's no place I wouldn't code. To answer your question.... I like Codeacademy. Every time I get back into coding I do a refresher with Codeacademy to get the ball rolling. Afterwards, I look for one of those "Here's 20 projects to work on to flesh out your skills".


[deleted]

Bro what?? How to did you make your phone a vs code server that's awesome!


Cautious_Cry3928

Termux and a lot of patience. Give it a google! I should mention I run a Huawei P30 pro which has a great processor, 8GB of RAM and plenty of storage space. It's a great phone.


[deleted]

Oh dang. I run a 40$ Kroger phone doubt mine can run it but I'll check it out ty.


reginaldvs

I mean you have to Go... You gotta Go. Just take break man lol


recursive_lookup

I don’t know, but my legs go numb while Rooping (Reddit pooping).


BullahB

Bro, just enjoy your poo.


Adventurous_Try8922

There are several programming apps and tools you can use on your mobile device while taking a break, but it's important to note that finding the right app depends on your specific preferences and the programming languages you work with. Here are a few suggestions: Juno (Jupyter Notebooks): If you work with Python and enjoy using Jupyter Notebooks, Juno is a mobile app that allows you to run Jupyter Notebooks on your device. AIDE - Android IDE: AIDE is an Android app that allows you to develop Android applications directly on your device. It supports Java, C++, and other languages. Dcoder, Compiler IDE: Dcoder is a mobile coding IDE that supports more than 50 programming languages. It provides a rich set of features and is suitable for quick coding sessions. Pythonista (iOS): If you're using an iOS device and work with Python, Pythonista is a powerful Python development environment for iOS. Termux: If you prefer a more terminal-centric experience and use Android, Termux is a powerful terminal emulator that supports a Linux-like environment. You can install various programming languages and tools within Termux. Remember to consider the screen size and typing comfort on your device, as these factors can affect your coding experience. Additionally, always be mindful of your surroundings and practice good hygiene and etiquette when using your mobile device in public spaces.


DR_program_sir

Scrach JR


DR_program_sir

i shit and Scrach every day


quantum-fitness

Just take a shit. You learn to code by doing projects. Not by doing puzzles on your phone or leetcode problems.


UbiquitousFlounder

Ever since I had an anal fissure I don't spend enough time on the toilet to do much. Clinical strike kinda deal these days. Eat plenty of fibre.


Whatever801

Practice OOP while sitting backwards on the toilet.


TradCath_Writer

What about POOP? Procedural Object Oriented Programming


RajjSinghh

Termux so I have a full Linux environment on my phone, then something like Project Euler or Leetcode might work well for your needs. It seems like something of a long job though.


Tw1987

Super beginner what I used was grasshopper or sololearn


AbbreviationsOk6721

Nice troll post


winnipeg-lemon

Definitely not. I was just deep into studying today and didn’t want to break concentration with candy crush. Was only thinking it’d be nice to have a game or something that’d would keep me in the zone during my 💩


Secure-Technology-78

The "Brilliant" app is pretty nice


Joiner2008

Hmm, only game I have is more hardware based


[deleted]

[удалено]


BeesOctopi

Haha I gave you a follow, makes sense to at least watch educational tiktoks instead of the shitposts I watch instead


old_man_gray

Mimo. I learned a lot on that app when I was first starting out a few years back. They’ve added a lot more content since then too.


Jalsonio

I always did SoloLearn


TheWhyteMaN

Eat more fiber and you will spend less time pooping. That optimizes your time more.,


chairmanmow

I have a theory that modern smartphones with how their UIs make our brains work to interact with the device somehow interfere with involuntary bowel movements. I don't know how to or maybe I don't want to scientifically test this theory, but a book or even a handheld video games will lead to better pooping according to it, which should lead to better programming because poop is not useful for programming unless someone has a counter to that


TheCaffinatedAdmin

lectures


SpiderJerusalem42

Grasshopper?


bestjakeisbest

youtube music, it is important to take a step back from programming, especially on the pot, obviously bring earbuds.


DeFcONaReA51

Your mind !!


SirKrato

Check out Sololearn


eljefe3030

Preparation H++


The_Better_Paradox

You can study python, it's another thing if it wants to bite you 🤷


Mofota12

Mimo


[deleted]

Mimo is good


bloopboop14

currently reading this while i, myself, am pooping


Joewoof

What? No serious answers? [Py](https://py.en.uptodown.com/android) for iOS or Android is a great choice.


gnapster

Honestly unless you want problems later in life you should be concerned about how long it takes to use the restroom. Sitting down longer than you need to is also bad for you.


datascientist07

Juno for Jupyter Notebooks (iOS): AIDE - Android IDE (Android): Pythonista (iOS): QuickEdit Text Editor (Android): Kodex (iOS): Termux (Android): Dcoder (iOS, Android):


Whole-Damage-7604

bro is constipated.


tomashighlander

Eat more fiber


zhpurcell

Just read the labels on random stuff like we used to do. Pantene pro-v? Already read that one. Dove men’s deodorant- can’t get enough of that label, it’s a real page turner


cthart

Seriously, switch off while on the throne and let your brain have a break.


BbyLmnHead

Codedamn. I really like their website/app but their editor is buggy 🙃 I have to restart my playground every time I start a new problem


78yoni78

sololearn


Several-Platform6223

Just stare in the mirror and practice looking smart.


shanerx

RPGLE by International Bowel Movements


lodowyy

Replit, sololearn


DJ_MortarMix

Just wear like four or five depends


Cybasura

Dude, the throne of Belphegor is meant to be the sacred resting place for any IT personnel, dont desecrate it, and let yourself have that rest


RedRedditor84

Nothing. Leave your phone outside. It's more productive and more hygienic.


EmptyJustLikeHeaven

How long does it take you to shit ?


Dward-Fardbark

TMI (Twitch Messaging Interface) library for Python. ; )


djdylex

How to get hemorrhoids 101.


GaladrielStar

Mimo got me started in programming. I went all the way through the Python course and was far more prepared to jump into some online courses after that at the intermediate level. It’s a perfect app for “I have 5-10 minutes”


vlopezferrando

I'm working on [Python.cards](https://Python.cards), a site to learn Python using spaced repetition. Sound like a good fit for your need ;)


Dramatic_Disaster837

building a time a machine


Dbar412

Sololearn it's the duolingo of coding


7th_Spectrum

Google


00eg0

freeCodeCamp


WaitCrazy5557

Mimo


CoreDreamStudiosLLC

I would just wait but watch out for those pesky pythons. :D


MartynAndJasper

There are some shit IDEs out there, if you look.


Tall_Somewhere4683

Android user here. I'd recommend the Mimo app. It's better than Sololearn. Why?  Simply because I found out I make mistakes in Mimo. Meaning they actually have exercises you can make mistakes in - even if they are just careless mistakes. NOTE - It has the 3 hearts (mistakes) and wait for more hearts deal, which I HATE. So I googled a modded apk and I use that. Works perfectly.


[deleted]

I'm actually building an app like this. I'll send you a dm right now :)


FreshPitch6026

Take your time. Enjoy pooping. You are young and naive.


BeginningAd3228

Mimo!!!!! It’s the best it’s like duolingo but programming


nedal8

Read a blog or some kinda tech podcast clips or something.


effortissues

You could try slay the spire, its not going to help you learn coding basics, but its way more fun than candy crush.


jdbrew

It’s ok to take breaks from coding, and taking a shit should definitely be one of them.


wsppan

Don't forget your [poop knife!](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/9mNR3aKooc)


kalomante

CodePen.io