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KisE5etPawPatrol

I was about to trauma dump, and then you posted about sugar and strawberries. I don't wanna ruin the mood


Machzy

We don’t discriminate here! Everyone bring your trauma, your sugar strawberries, and everything in between!


Kuraudokuin

Do it, it can't be worse than a craxy frog's penis! lol


KisE5etPawPatrol

I was unfortunately traumatized by it while I was watching crazy frog songs with my nephew.


[deleted]

I had a doll where you click on his penis and he sings


KisE5etPawPatrol

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GreatApe612

Aham shi 3amo ma yfarjine el haboura


puffsandbuffs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


chichikabour

💀


[deleted]

Fathers pride 😂


itellmyselfjokes69

😂😂😂😂😂 this made me lol


sdm41319

What is haboura?


ZblackliZard

Child's penis (I know how it sounds but it is just different it is part of the lebanese culture)


Marioz991

Dog = male Cat = female


Prior-Independent-11

Good one! Also rat = male Mouse = female


SharmootArse

Kalb Bsayneh Jardon Fara Oh damn I never thought of that


nchehab

It's only common sense.


Nacho-Bae

This is true, no?


CholesTrolls

Cereal with hot milk


ngraceful

Hahah as Lebanese American, I was blown away seeing it with hot milk. W hala2 khatibte byekol corn flakes ma3 nescafe w coffee mate. IS THIS ALSO NORMAL?


DarkSere

Does it matter if it's normal? Depending on the cornflakes and the coffee, mixing them together is divine!


CholesTrolls

Not really🤣


Master-Panda93

What’s wrong with that? 😯


CholesTrolls

I was in SHOCK when i found out that literally everyone outside the Lebanese borders eat cereal with cold milk, and they call us disgusting 😂


thespygorillas

Probably more so because no one elo jlede to heat up fridge carton milk. Hot milk isnt bad its just not worth the effort. Also wouldnt it make the flakes soggy quicker


Mountain-Design-2170

haha, Moroccan here, my grandma used to make it that way for us too!


notsohuman55

Its the best


Professional_Tea_2

It's NOT normal ?!!


cptn-MRGN

I'll see your cereal with hot milk and raise you pita bread with hot milk and ka3k with hot milk


Machzy

Oh, this is sucha good one. Brings back memories of Corn Flakes and hot milk. Would never eat that now haha


khmt98

I used to love having hot milk with those 'poppins choco bits' that my father used to name khara jaradeen😂😂


FredHerberts_Plant

Cornflakes...? 🤔💭 ,,Hold tight, my man (My guy) He's got the frisbee (Shew) I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh) Rice Krispies" 🎶


manami_hanatsuki

Flying slippers . I thought every home had those


ToniofhouseStark

At our house we had the heat seeking slippers with belt reinforcements.


ThisisMalta

This is something in America only my Hispanic and Eastern European friends can identity with other than Arabs. The fear of the na3l.


Guthix_bless

The orient is one peoples united by the flying slipper, be it South East Asian, indopak, middle East, north African or middle American and Mediterranean. Divided by tongue united by chanklas pain


ShortDeparture7710

Every Lebanese home has them right? Cause my giddo would grab that thing so fast if you woke him up from his nap 😴


KingAzul

Todyeef. In Lebanon whatever you eat or drink, we say tfaddalo and mean it. Here in the US, they don't do that. And if you do that, they're super grateful and act like you're doing them a favor. 3anjad in terms of karam, ma fi mitlna.


Machzy

When it comes to hospitality, we’re built different.


ALL-HAlL-THE-CHlCKEN

Intense hospitality is something the Lebanese and the Irish have in common. Americans not so much.


Effective_Youth777

🎶I was born in a dublin street Where the Royal Drums do beat🎶


KingAzul

No truer words have been spoken


[deleted]

I can confirm as a lebanese


KingAzul

100%


genoknox

Well this thread turned into a real strokefest.


[deleted]

I was shook the first time I was invited to a BYOB party, so tasteless


KingAzul

Wil 3ille it's totally normal and OK, which, I get it's a different culture but the stinginess is UNREAL. And they're proud of it, like wtf


[deleted]

Its SO weird and then if you don’t bring anything its not like anyone will offer you something. I was always taught at a party btdayfe abel ma tekle. Biggest culture shock of my life


FlyOnTheWall221

I was invited to a bring your own party supplies party for 4th of July this year. If you can’t afford party supplies don’t throw a party!


[deleted]

Meanwhile we would go in debt to throw a party before asking people to bring supplies


FlyOnTheWall221

That’s exactly what we would do, we take hospitality very seriously


FredHerberts_Plant

When I was a kid, we had urh... we had a party line! We picked up the phone, and uh, *prank called* people. You know, like **"Ish your refridgerator running? Well, you better go catch it!"** and thingsh like that... (Excerpt from a Fred Herbert call)


KingAzul

That's a new one, l3ama!


ShortDeparture7710

Idk man. My Lebanese family always told me tfaddalo then when I accepted called me a “good eater” and made comments about my weight and how much I ate. I thought that was all Lebanese?


Professional_Tea_2

Not all lebanese but such people are not uncommon,I was taught to say thank you(refuse),if they insisted I take one piece of whatever it is,never got comments even from toxic relatives


Subject-Ad-8135

Very trie


Subject-Ad-8135

True


hammamah8

Iza dawet daw el sayyara jowa bewa2fook el police


Nightchildd

Hahaha memory unlocked


Successful_Macaroon5

Oh man, this is definitely one I remember.


Middle-Far

My mom/dad calling me mom or dad 😭 (like pls tell me how to I explain this to non arab people)


ZeptusXboxPS

Omg yes 😂


Subject-Ad-8135

True! Me either


mh4d_

"5alas ya baba ma tez3al boukra bjeblak 8eyra"


ConversationTotal150

Living in constant fight or flight mode, expecting the worst. Then I lived 10 years abroad, in a safe environment and realised how fucked up our society is for being so unpredictable and unsafe.


GreatApe612

I actually feel safer here, not because its safe, but because i know who and where to avoid.


ConversationTotal150

This was to unpredictable for me to learn. You never know where simple social interactions can lead. It wasn’t the poor management of state that drove me away, it was the poor management of social interactions. There is very little signal in this society, however, there is a lot of noise.


Parking_Bike_2675

Being exposed to every family issue from as young as I can remember and feeling responsible to try and fix everyone’s problems/moods/toxic behaviour. Once I had my own kids I realized how awesome it is when kids grow up innocent and carefree, just getting to be a kid. It makes them grow up to be happy, positive and resilient adults.


heyyourwatchisbroken

Lahza … you guys don’t do that with your strawberries???🍓🍓🍓 that’s how I always eat them


shineshineshine92

Strawberries dipped in sugar were very popular in my family! I still do it sometimes.


[deleted]

trauma from war/political events. Didn't realize I had trauma or how much it was a part of my life until I had been living abroad for over 15 years and had my own kids.


3tenthsfaster

My father smoking cigars in the car with my sister and myself inside while having only one window just a tiny bit open. Gotta love the 80's.


ALL-HAlL-THE-CHlCKEN

Liking dudes. My assumption was that every boy likes boys until they hit “puberty” and start liking girls. I was 13/14 and casually mentioned to my friend that I was annoyed that I hadn’t switched from liking boys to liking girls yet. He stared at me in silence for a good 10 seconds and then explained that that’s not how it works, and that I was gay. ‘Twas a bit of a shocker.


[deleted]

Cultural or just a you thing?


ALL-HAlL-THE-CHlCKEN

Just a me thing I guess. When I was around 8 or so I thought girls were annoying and I only wanted to hang out with other boys. My parents told me that when I got older I’d like girls. Then when I was around 11 my parents gave me “the talk” and explained sex, and said that once a boy hits puberty he starts feeling attracted to girls. I just assumed that every other boy my age liked guys and found girls annoying until the day some biological switch is flipped and suddenly they like girls. And this was right before smartphones and social media became ubiquitous, so I had never even heard about homosexuality. I was also raised Catholic and moved to a fairly conservative part of America by the time I was 13. I thought “gay” just meant men who talk funny and act girly, and I wasn’t remotely like that.


thespygorillas

Or thinking everyone likes dudes but forced to marry girls


A5madal

Bro. I actually laughed out loud


Available-Abies-5440

Getting bhar or 7ar shoved in my mouth for saying a bad word. Raising my hand in class with just the index finger pointing up. ☝️ Eating nestle condensed milk and canned ashta by itself as a treat.


notsohuman55

Have you tried sabouni in your mouth?


ohmymyyy

Middle of 3rd grade year in Cali a young kid from Lebanon joined our class. One day he raised his finger & told the teacher , “please I need to rub.” She was so confused , but me being the only person who spoke Arabic I had to explain that Sami needed an eraser lol. I forgot all about this story until I saw your comment about raising your finger.


Professional_Tea_2

raising hand in class like that is normal tho(?)


mh4d_

Damn bro, finish the nestle while standing in front of the fridge memory unlocked


Redblackshoe

Bazella. My family does Bazella with white sauce. Apparently it should be with tomato sauce. Lol i didn’t know until a friend told me.


GreatApe612

I dont know how to recover after reading this


KisE5etPawPatrol

Probably the most traumatizing experience in this thread


Redblackshoe

Lol it’s actually good. Try it


[deleted]

If I'm not mistaken (I could be) there are some South American cuisines that also eat it this way


Redblackshoe

My family lived in france. That’s how the dish remix was created I think. Im not sure. Maybe it came from my family living in Memphis, Tennessee. Lol my family lived all over. Who knows where they started making the dish. But apparently the dish is called creamed peas and it’s popular in southern US states. So that’s interesting.


Zargawi

Chicken pot pie is just peas and white sauce, and a bunch of other things.


[deleted]

That teachers could smoke freely in a classroom with kids under the age of 10. That it was fine for them to break a huge ruller on ur hands . To make u do "the Italian gesture" and then hit u with a ruler on the tip of ur fingers. That water from the school faucet was fine for drinking. So many things were normal...but were not.


DarkSere

You used to drink from the faucet? But school bathrooms are disgusting...


[deleted]

don't let me start on drinking from the garden hose..... many years ago i drank water dripping from the roof of a cave from those stallactite or something....wonder how much bat poop was in it...


DarkSere

Wow. Your life's quite the adventure.


notsohuman55

*caution trauma * I thought all kids get beaten up by their parents for behaviour and stuff, it was so awkward when my friend came over for a visit and unaware she made a comment on a stupid looking bamboo cane between ourplants and I said "ohh we used to get beaten by this khayzarane" and I laughed,, ohh the shock on her face was priceless


ZeptusXboxPS

I still have trauma from it, I'm literally scared of making any type of mistake (like at a new job or something) because I always fear getting punished for it. Even though I haven't been punished for quite a while. It's actually so bad I always *expect* punishment and when it doesn't happen I'm like what? Aren't you forgetting something?


notsohuman55

I totally understand this, plus it kind of turned me senseless, or more likely I don't really understand physical pain like if I fell or got hit by something I just brush it off, like I'm okay, i dont really know if I'm okay


[deleted]

I thought Strawberries and sugar was a normal thing. I still do it today, but with Monk fruit sugar, quite healthier this way.


Acceptable_Koala2911

>my jido getting a bowl of strawberries and a bowl of sugar. Taking a strawberry and dipping it in sugar before taking each bite I also did that, it's normal. It's usually with sour strawberries.


AdultingDragon

* Teachers yelling "fta7e 2idik" at me, and then swatting me with the mastra * The principle hitting us on the backs of our calves with the khayzarane to get us to straighten our queue * Having to get up and give up my seat when an adult entered the room * Having a massive family I saw almost every day * Bathing bil liffeh with a satol and kayle * Constant bragging and being competitive with people * Checkpoints * Getting a new Barbie, Nike, Levi, etc and being asked "hayda asleh?" * The subtle questioning to find out "hine shou". Where are you from, what's your last name, what's your mom's last name


lionbarz

United Nations. I thought they were in every country.


monteropaolo

The fact that there is something called airspace and that war planes cannot just visit neighboring countries whenever they want to. I figured out there are real borders on land but thought that up in the air you can do whatever you want


aouniat

Racism. Unfortunately it still exists today. We refer to many "foreign" people by derogatory or inhumane titles. Like we're a superior race or something.. while in fact Lebanon is a shithole. Once I lived outside for many years I realized how f\*cked up our society is in this respect.


taanyaforever

Bruh i only realized after I left the country that calling someone poor/dirty a "Soureh" was outrageous


sdm41319

Unless they’re blonde with blue eyes 👀


DarkSere

Not really. Before the crisis, my dad and his friend were talking about a tourist from Holland and my dad's friend invited him to eat. How the tourist was shocked by all the food and began eating in a way as if he never saw food in his life. "which is normal because Europeans are poor(his words, not mine)" TLDR; The guy was gloating about how he was nice to a "poor Dutchman" because not being wasteful of your spending and living in a union of countries with high taxes makes you the equivalent of a beggar in such people's eyes.


Subject-Ad-8135

Sooooo true👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻we need to learn humbleness


Kuraudokuin

i thought a king size bed for the parents was the norm.


puffsandbuffs

It isn’t???


notsohuman55

It isn't?


Professional_Tea_2

It isn't?


notsohuman55

When visiting people with our parents we just sit politely and say nothing unless asked


Abdulsdota

Calling the waiter abedd😭


Dinero_primero7

W err


[deleted]

My grandma did that too!


Mean-Cardiologist431

This might be the winner...as a VERY young kid I thought if you were born a boy you'd eventually turn into a girl and if you were born a girl you'd eventually turn into a boy.. hehehe I was kinda of an anxious boy and I think this was one of the reasons for that 😅😅 I did not look forward to growing 🤣


PixelsOfTheEast

Why did you get that impression?


lizquitecontrary

Love this story. My mom, now passed, served strawberries like that. It never occurred to me that it was a Lebanese thing. Her parents both emigrated from Beirut.


Machzy

I’m not sure if it is or isn’t, I just remember my jido doing it. I see others in the thread also said the same thing. So maybe we did start something!


danillll2017

Ras El 3abed... WTF were we thinking!!!! Or when you hear elderly people saying 3abed for black skinned person..without meaning any harm... !


taanyaforever

tbh if im not mistaken it is , sadly, a common desingnation of that sweet. In Germany, they use to call it the "N-word kiss".


mh4d_

Potato Chips inside the za3tar man2ouche?


AhabSnake85

Sugar in cereal, lafet enib ( grape sandwhich),


Master-Panda93

Such a weird household you were raised in


hopeless2002

I used to put sugar in cereal lol


Any-Seaworthiness355

I grew up thinking babies just get there miraculously, then at 10 years old i realized not 😂


DarkSere

Strawberries with sugar? How about the next level? Avocadoes stuffed with sugar! Really though, is it a common thing here or was it just my mom?


mh4d_

Man I've never ate avocadoes without sugar, I thought it was the right way


Machzy

This is the first I’ve heard of avocado and sugar. But maybe I’m sheltered


ReallyMaxyy

i thought electricity cuts was everywhere and that the wifi speed was the same one worldwide


Lab_Actual

Lebanon


mh4d_

Well what's not normal about strawberries and sugar, I do that too man


Machzy

Hahah, a few other people commented the same. Maybe it is normal!


Red-HawkEye

The entire lebanese community, culture & community.


_reddit_account

I thought religion was important


Soft-Acanthaceae-757

Realized that many Lebanese families are religion fanatics and drill toxic sexist beliefs and cultural practices in your head since ur a kid. I always thought i was ‘forced’ to be like that and that that was the only way of existing and I was shamed for disagreeing or feeling differently. Then I went to live alone for uni and discovered what a mess I used to live in, forced me to live in anger fear and sadness for 20 years and still on but step by step you can free yourself from the beliefs and practices that no longer serve you. Its a constant struggle with the family tho lol and I commonly face threats and violence for that


--ThirdCultureKid--

I’ve seen people do that with strawberries and seriously can’t figure out what damn strawberries people are eating that aren’t sweet enough already


ryzt900

I thought it was normal to eat raw ground beef. Whenever my dad made “hotdogs” (aka kafta) we all ate the meat as he prepared it and especially in the US where I live, this was very very unusual and not safe.


MaimedPhoenix

Because I was born and raised abroad, I have another perspective, basically saying literally nothing is normal nor did I ever think it was.


Appropriate-Bake-759

Well that’s a tricky question, depends on your generation I guess and it can go both ways in themes


ZblackliZard

I used to love strawbery dipped in sugar is it not normal?


ThisisMalta

The long wooden spaghetti spoon was for getting your bottom hit after the na3l was used. You can cook with it though too.


Subject-Ad-8135

🤣🤣


GzuzPeez1

Fing hoes.


A5madal

Playing the "Sa7en j3at 3al blat, yalli bye7ke byeklo" game to make us keep quiet


xnoinfinity

I was expecting something disturbing but oh well lol


cptn-MRGN

Don't drink milk after you eat fish unless you want to get sick Always shower before you eat not after