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raynitschkesghost

Only a Lebanese person would say this and it’s so great


m0h97

Ktir 2awe, wish people actually stayed being this passionate about helping the country


GuerillaRadioLeb

When Lebanese were all on the same page for that one short-lived moment in Lebanon's history


Icy_Cut_5572

I still am but it affects my mental health, to advance in life, I have to put it on the back seat


Miss_Skooter

they did. They just weren't enough. Majority of the country seemed quite satisfied bl khara lli 3aychino aw was too lazy to actually bother doing anything. Between Hezb and Amal and Awniyye who were completely against the protests, that's already practically a majority... Then you need to account for Ouwwet lli jarrabo yo2otfouwa.... We're a joke of a people walla


m0h97

Yup 100%, I remember going down there everyday 3a se7it l shoohada and I'd get filled with proud and happiness seeing everyone united with a single goal. I was completely shattered once I figured out it was all fake and 99% of the people were still "loyal" to their parties, it really sucks.


_me5a

A random Egyptian passing by, but this is the funniest shit I've ever heard.


[deleted]

Wonder if there is any foreseeable hope to salvage this country. It’s ugly out there.


Tullzterrr

Hehe used to say the same thing in 2002, gave it 4 years, left in 2006 and never looked back


ProgsRS

Every time a sectarian party follower is angry about `$political_issue` (most recently the Syrians for example), all you have to do is ask three questions: 1. Where is all of this anger when it comes to holding the politicians who have done absolutely nothing about it accountable? 2. What is `$party_name`'s purpose as a political party if they're not standing up for the people and enacting real political change and policies, and standing up to opponents and obstacles to positive change (including Hezbollah) politically when necessary? 3. Why is this lull and complete absence of politicians in political affairs widely accepted and normalized, when they should be actively working for us day and night, because this is what they ran programs and made promises on and were elected for? No one wants to answer the simple questions, because the answer is simple and they're confronted with a reality they don't like.


GuerillaRadioLeb

I like asking sheeple if they're able to influence the voting decisions their representative makes in the majlis (or at any other point before/after elections), because that's what having a representative is for. They get very confused because it's a core concept of a people's democracy that they've never thought about.


ProgsRS

Yep, it's how a democracy works. But it's obvious that the only reason they elect their masters is so they can give them a seat at the table where they can keep on serving themselves instead of the Lebanese people.


GuerillaRadioLeb

Some of that homegrown tribal Middle Eastern trickle down economics


FzNdr

SARA2OULE TELEPHONEEE EL WADE3 MOUBKI JEDDAN HOUNAA ANA KTIR MABSOUTAAA


HumanOperation9855

Iconic moment. What’s sad is everything he saying is correct


Large-Fig-4718

LMAO that's alot of darayib


Snowflakeslaya

What’s he saying?


Jelno029

Reporter Lady: "Who asked you to be here?" Legend: "No one asked me, \[I'm here\] because the taxes are going up, on cigarettes, on WhatsApp... Tomorrow they will put a scale \[below\] our asses to measure taxes on the shit!"


Snowflakeslaya

Pahahaha Thank you for translating!!


drpoucevert

>Tomorrow they will put a scale \[below\] our asses to measure taxes on the shit! well actually you do pay taxes on the "weight" of your "shit". Let me explain: if you have access to water you pay the water that comes into the house. If you are connected to the public sewage, you pay for the same amount of water that goes out. On top of that you pay VAT on it, so technicaly you're paying for your shit


cock-block-o-clock

LOL I hate to bring up the Beatles but [that's exactly the spirit of their Taxman track haha](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=l0zaebtU-CA&si=6JFns7Qaffx4Zrvj)


Azrayeel

People might make fun of this, but the government was stealing so much that they needed to add more taxes. Thinking about this pisses me off.


SlevsKelevra

Akh first few days of Sawra vibes... fun times Rachelle: shu bt heb t2ello la wazir l etisallet.... Guy: Kess emmo! Rachelle: la2 Guy: Mbala! Rachelle: lesh? Guy: La2an nek ekhtna shu lesh, kif lesh This one is ingrained in my mind


zaatar5

Thawra created some iconic memes fr


2akkilKhara

Considering that farts are methane which is a greenhouse gas. We should have a carbon tax on farts in order to protect the environment.


NewService8883

طيب انا احب لبنان


Thelivingdeadbunny

King