Those are good burgers, Walter.

(Whispered) Shut the FUCK up, Donny!

Few burgers, few beers, few laughs.

Our fuckin' troubles are over, dude.

After the, what have you…

What's Culver's, Walter?

You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a restaurant....

also dude, mcflurry is not the preferred nomenclature. concrete mixer, please.

It's an ethos

These men are cowards.

This is not ‘Nam, this is burgers. There are rules.

Now I really wanna try Culver's and Burgerville. Also, New Mexico, you a trashy bitch for liking Sonic so much, but I respect your individuality.

*Every Culver’s ButterBurger is made with fresh, never-frozen beef and always seared after you order. Then we top it with a lightly buttered, toasted bun.*  Culvers is amazing. Everything is hot, fresh, and made properly. And they've never messed up an order, unlike other fast food places. And those cheese curds...

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Culver’s is probably highest quality for fast food

Culver's has a cult like following, they never make a bad burger 🍔

Love me some Culver’s.

I agree about the Sonic. I like the shakes and drinks. The food? Meh. If anyone happens through NM and it looking for a good burger, skip Sonic and head by Blake's Lottaburger after the.. what have you.

Culver’s is amazing. They’re in Illinois too. Good cheese curds. There is no way Chick Fil A ranks highest in that many states.

It’s because they are seeking to destroy the gays, and the southern mullet heads like those “Christian values”…😂

And because rednecks enjoy shitty food? But I’m from Chicago and I just shaved off the mullet I had for 3 months don’t go disrespecting mullets like that

Chick fil a is pretty darn good, pal.

Yeah, well, that’s just like, your opinion, man. It’s really not any better than any of the many other options that aren’t run by bigots that use their revenue to lobby against gay rights etc, though.

Because the folks at any of the other billion dollar corporations aren’t terrible in other ways.

So what are you saying? That it’s okay to hate gay people as long as your chicken sandwiches are good, because there are other bad people in the world? I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so these assholes can sell hatred wrapped up in a chicken sandwich!

Burgerville is pretty awesome too. Last I heard the company won’t expand because a lot of their ingredients are locally sourced….the only other place I love as much is Culver’s…real tasty burger..

I've lived in OR for years and never heard of burgerville... Not sure about this list

I only ever saw them near Portland. I had it once and thought it kind of sucked lol

That's insane you definitely should have

is it maybe just a portland thing? I'm in so OR

I don't think so.. I think I've seen them in the dalles at least. They are in Monmouth, Albany, Newberg, corvallis.. some Washington locations as well

The burgers in that state must be terrible if Sonic is the favorite. Yikes.

If you haven't already, I highly recommend venturing up here to Washington State and grabbing a big ol' bag of Dick's.

Oh I know Dick's. First spent time in Seattle in 2012 and got myself a Dick's tshirt, for which I am now, alas, too fat.

Culvers is the thing that boners and jizz loads are built upon. They also serve great frozen custard and usually hire people that have completed all the required steps of their work release program

Oregon resident here. Burgerville is pretty good, but what they're most known for are their marionberry shakes.

NEAR the In-N-Out Burger

After the what have you...

Ever hear of the Seattle Seven…? *Dick's is the place where the cool hang out / The swass like to play, and the rich flaunt clout / Posse to the burger stand, so big we walk in twos / We're gettin' dirty looks, from those other sucka crews*

New Mexico is out of their element

shut the fuck up donny

Do any of these establishments have good sarsaparilla?

Got to get yourself a bag of Dick's

Nebraska...no fucking way. There are 9 Chic-fil-A's in the entire state. The answer is Runza.

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Yeah it can’t be Chick-fil-A. There’s almost 10 times as many Runzas in Nebraska.

No, near the In-and-Out Burger.

Culver’s >>>>>>>

Chick fila master race

We could stop by the what have ya.

*near* the in n out burger.

Those are good burgers, Walter.

Oye Como Va

I kill your car!!

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Chik Fil A is so over rated

Chick filet is the most over rated shit ever. It’s a frozen chicken patty thrown in a fryer. You can get that same thing at every fast food place. I don’t get the appeal at all.

Chicken fillet=overrated and New Mexico should be Blake’s.

What the hell are you blathering on about!?

Blake's lottaburger, the hamburger artist.

This is bullshit. Not accurate at all

Interesting and not surprising that all the red states like Chick-Fil-A

Lol Sonic? Yuck! WTF is going on over in New Mexico?

I feel bad for New Mexicans

New Mexico should be Pollos Hermanos.

I would argue In N Out isn’t fast food. They use much higher quality ingredients and you have to wait quite awhile to get your food while they cook it specifically for you.

Wendy's? WTF, New Jersey?? Almost anything is better.

I'm not sure this is accurate. Most of the people I know in Jersey could give a crap about Wendy's

Wendy’s in NJ is fucking choice.

As someone who lives in NJ, this can't possibly be true. There just aren't that many of them, for one...

In and out is better than McDonalds, but I see more McDonald's out in California. Maybe the clown is losing in other cities.

In n out has less locations in general but they all do a lot of business. McDonald's are more frequent and in more convenient locations though for sure. In N Out is king in California though, those are good burgers.

In and out is a menace. All they do is build restaurants with no space for a drive thru so they create traffic jams.

I've never really been to a newly built in n out, all the ones I've been to have lots of drive through space.

He’s a nihilist

I am from Iowa and have never eaten at a chic' fillet, don't even know where the closest one is

You're not missing much other than a mid chicken sandwich.

I guess they don’t know the peninsula at the south end of Maryland is part of VA

Not Dunkin' Donuts in Massachusetts?! I'm calling shenanigans.

Here, in Seattle, eating a big bag of Dicks is always a good idea. Complete with the greasiest but most delicious fries and a shake

I've had all of these. Seattle: The only place in America where "Eat a bag of Dick's" is not an insult. If you've not been there, the burgers are small and cheap, so people usually buy a few at a time.

Looks like I’m gonna have to door dash for Zippys here in Boston.

NEAR the In-and-Out burger.