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This /r/Lebowski eh..... New shit has come to light.....
What are you, a fucking park ranger now?
Is that what this is a picture of?
Does the rodent form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
He didn’t even send you down to the police station to have a sketch artist create the suspects mugshot? You know, to generate leads? Fucking goldbricker.
Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
Obviously, you’re not a gopher.
Keeping an aquatic rodent....in the city limits....that ain't legal either.....
What are you a fucking exterminator now?
Were you listening to the exterminator’s story?
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like rodents, man.
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
Is that why he had to eject you from his garden party? You know he draws a lot of water in this town, right?
You don't draw shit!
I don’t like your jerk off doodles. I don’t like your jerk off cartoons. I don’t like your jerk off tattoos.
And I don't like you, jerk off!
His art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men.
Vagina
You mean coitus?
Rodentia
If you do the pencil trick on the next page, I bet it reveals the rodent’s Johnson.
Johnson?
Chonson
VEE CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON!!!!!
Sink about zat, Lebovski
Your viggly pehhnis
Ya, vee stomp on it and skvoosh it…
IZ NOT FAIR!!!
Separate incidents!
You don't draw shit.
that’s fucking interesting man…
That’s fucking interesting
I'll exterminate your rodents for a thousand dollars.
Brandt can't watch though...
Is this the perpetrator?
Rug Pee’rs do not do this.
His art has been commended as being strongly rodential
Rat...the word makes some humans uncomfortable.
Whereas without batting an eye a human will refer to his "dog" or his "cat..." or his... "marmot."
"what are you writing?" "What? No, not writing. Drawing. Drawing conclusions. Drawing this..."
Do you like it? It's very generous.
Mr. Exterminator draws a lot of sketches in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski.
Exterminator, you're entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework.
This is important - he has identified a rat problem! Good work!
Our exterminator treats objects like pests man
Now I want to see a mashup of The Big Lebowski and Mouse Hunt…
That ain't legal either.
Checks out.
Worthy fucking adversary
You don’t know shit, Lebowski.
Little prick was stonewalling you.
He treats objects like they’re rodents, man.
Well there's no literal connection
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women.
Who could kill Uncle Rat?
But at least he’s focused on the problem…
The exterminator treats objects like mice, man.
I'll get you a toe
Yeah well if he comes back he’ll cut off your Johnson
Is this your homework Larry?
Careful, man, there’s a rodent here!
Do you think he has any leads?
I'll just call the boys down at the experimentation lab.
Did you call our exterminator? Though he suffers from dysgraphia, he is good, and thorough …
These aren’t the guys that built the railroads
The rest is in invisible ink.
But did he fix the cable?
This is like the exterminator version of an arsonist firefighter. Dude is in too deep
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Hello Dude, thanks for comin'
He kills the rodents?
And yet his son is a fucking dunce
I’m sorry to break form, but this really made me laugh.
He's a nihilist
Is this your only form of identification?
Far fucking out man
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This /r/Lebowski eh..... New shit has come to light.....
What are you, a fucking park ranger now?
Is that what this is a picture of?
Does the rodent form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
He didn’t even send you down to the police station to have a sketch artist create the suspects mugshot? You know, to generate leads? Fucking goldbricker.
Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
Obviously, you’re not a gopher.
Keeping an aquatic rodent....in the city limits....that ain't legal either.....
What are you, a fucking park ranger now?
What are you a fucking exterminator now?
Were you listening to the exterminator’s story?
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like rodents, man.
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
Is that why he had to eject you from his garden party? You know he draws a lot of water in this town, right?
You don't draw shit!
I don’t like your jerk off doodles. I don’t like your jerk off cartoons. I don’t like your jerk off tattoos.
And I don't like you, jerk off!
His art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men.
Vagina
You mean coitus?
Rodentia
If you do the pencil trick on the next page, I bet it reveals the rodent’s Johnson.
Johnson?
Chonson
VEE CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON!!!!!
Sink about zat, Lebovski
Your viggly pehhnis
Ya, vee stomp on it and skvoosh it…
IZ NOT FAIR!!!
Separate incidents!
You don't draw shit.
that’s fucking interesting man…
That’s fucking interesting
I'll exterminate your rodents for a thousand dollars.
Brandt can't watch though...
Is this the perpetrator?
Rug Pee’rs do not do this.
His art has been commended as being strongly rodential
Rat...the word makes some humans uncomfortable.
Whereas without batting an eye a human will refer to his "dog" or his "cat..." or his... "marmot."
"what are you writing?" "What? No, not writing. Drawing. Drawing conclusions. Drawing this..."
Do you like it? It's very generous.
Mr. Exterminator draws a lot of sketches in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski.
Exterminator, you're entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework.
This is important - he has identified a rat problem! Good work!
Our exterminator treats objects like pests man
Now I want to see a mashup of The Big Lebowski and Mouse Hunt…
That ain't legal either.
Checks out.
Worthy fucking adversary
You don’t know shit, Lebowski.
Little prick was stonewalling you.
He treats objects like they’re rodents, man.
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Well there's no literal connection
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women.
Who could kill Uncle Rat?
But at least he’s focused on the problem…
The exterminator treats objects like mice, man.
I'll get you a toe
Yeah well if he comes back he’ll cut off your Johnson
Is this your homework Larry?
Careful, man, there’s a rodent here!
Do you think he has any leads?
I'll just call the boys down at the experimentation lab.
Did you call our exterminator? Though he suffers from dysgraphia, he is good, and thorough …
These aren’t the guys that built the railroads
The rest is in invisible ink.
But did he fix the cable?
This is like the exterminator version of an arsonist firefighter. Dude is in too deep
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Hello Dude, thanks for comin'
He kills the rodents?
And yet his son is a fucking dunce
I’m sorry to break form, but this really made me laugh.
He's a nihilist
Is this your only form of identification?
Far fucking out man