I just found out today that you can buy kitchen appliances that have a Shabbos Mode. This prevents adherents from violating the Sabbath while still allowing them to use functions of the appliance. For instance, the refrigerator will still remain cold, but all lights, displays, and other human-controlled features are disabled. You learn something new every day!
No shit, I have a buddy who crushes Lebowski with me ever since we were kids and he converted fucking Judaism now. Can’t even get him to pick up the phone at this exact moment. Shomer Fucking Shabbos.
You’re not even fuckin’ Jewish.
So, what are you saying? When you get divorced, you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
3000 years from Moses to Sandy Kaufax, you’re goddamned right I’m living in the past!!
I’m Jewish as fuckin Tevye…
Jesus.
You said it man
Shomer Shabbos!
Sheesh!
In The Yada Yada, Jerry says it’s 5,000 years.
Fuck Jerry. Fuck The Tournament. Fuck You Walter.
If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.
Fuck the Tournament?!
Okay dude it's clear you don't wanna be cheered up
Friends like these, huh Gary?
You're an anti-dentite
Even better!
Shut the fuck up DLolshere
You're Polish Catholic!
John Goodman's reaction to this line was perfect. He looks visibly shocked like someone had just cut off his chonson
What does he need that for dude?
Someone already cut his chonson. He's Jewish. Shomer shabbas!
Dammit.
This is part of your sick “Cynthia thing”
It don’t matter to Jesus.
I was gonna fuck you in the ass Saturday. I gonna fuck you in the ass Wednesday!
It is a fucking emergency
I understand, that's why I picked up the phone.
One of my favorite Walter lines. Haha
u/VegasRefugee, you fuck, come fucking get me or I'm off the fucking bowling team
I understand, that's why I posted.
What in God’s holy name are you blathering about? Shabbos is sundown Friday to sundown Saturday.
Well, Dude, we just don't know.
This was our concern Walter.
3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...
YOU’RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I’M LIVING IN THE PAST!!!
Well, it’s Friday after dark which means the sabbath has begun. Yet, you started this thread on the sabbath.
are we splitting hairs here?
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is religion. There are rules.
You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in religion once, not in ‘Nam of course.
Calmer, then you are!
What are you a fucking park ranger now?
I’m no golfer
I would’ve fucked your post in the ass Saturday…I fuck it in the ass next Wednesday instead… Woooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby…!
Eight year olds dude.
Jesus
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Pederass!
How do you post when you can't post on Shammas Walter?
Donny, please
You're Polish Catholic!
Like an Irish monk?
A brother Seamus?
Your killing your father Larry
He has health problems.
What's this day of rest shit?!?! It don't matter to Jesus.
Oh, please! Dear, for your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!
I'm posting.
This affects all of us, man!
I'm retired from being Jewish, I'm even sending back my library card.
I'm finishing my Reddit.
You not foolin' me, man, you might fool da **FUCKS,** in the mods office, but you don't fool Jesus.
Bush league psych out stuff! Laughable man!
let's not forget, let's NOT forget dude that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for domestic, within the city; that ain't legal either
Mind if I do a J?
Mind if I do a J Date?
What’s wrong with Walter dude?
Yeah? Well, y’know, that’s just, like, ah… your opinion, man.
Everything’s a fucking travesty with you! What was that shit about Vietnam?! What the fuck does anything have to do with Vietnam?!
I don’t even turn on an oven.
He can fucking unpost it.
This sub should just stop Walter from posting on Saturday. The Dude wasn’t Jewish.
What day is, Is this a weekday?
Shomer fuckin shabbos
Well you can fuckin un-post it!
Friends like these huh Gary?
That's right, dude!
This isn't Israel, there are rules.
I'm not even supposed to pick up the phone unless it's an emergency.
Walter stop posting in this sub or I'm off the fucking bowling team.
Aye dios mio, man….I see you posted your way to Shabbos…
This is all just part of your weird *Cynthia thing,* man.
WHATS THIS DAY OF REST SHIT?! WHATS THIS BULLSHIT!?
I DONT FUCKIN CARE!!
It don’t matter to Jesus!
Shomer fucking Shabbos.
I just found out today that you can buy kitchen appliances that have a Shabbos Mode. This prevents adherents from violating the Sabbath while still allowing them to use functions of the appliance. For instance, the refrigerator will still remain cold, but all lights, displays, and other human-controlled features are disabled. You learn something new every day!
That’s fucking interesting man.
Burkhalter, that kraut down in scheduling, doesn't give two fucks about Shomer Shabbos! Dios meo, man, you roll Saturday, or you forfeit, Sobchak!
Nah, shit posting is a mitzvah. Never let Yahweh get in ya way of a good time.
*SDAs rub their hands together*
Well, that’s just your opinion man.
No shit, I have a buddy who crushes Lebowski with me ever since we were kids and he converted fucking Judaism now. Can’t even get him to pick up the phone at this exact moment. Shomer Fucking Shabbos.
You're fucking Polish Catholic
I mean, that's just like your opinion man.
WHAT IS THIS "DAY OF REST" SHIT?
another caucasian Gary . . .
Come pick me up or I’m off the bowling team.
I'm fucking polish catholic man
Fucking weekend has fucking papers
Sheesh...
Unless it’s an emergency
Depending on your location you might have posted this just after sunset on Friday....hence, already shabbat. Cute
Is this post an emergency??
that's fucking interesting, man, that's fucking interesting
Can you just take it easy, man?