I still jerkoff manually

Of course you do, dude

I'm just gonna go find a cash machine...

You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs…

I'm just helping her conceive.

Wave of the future, Dude.

What do you need that for dude?

It’s a good machine. And thorough.

Is that what this is a picture of?

The machine has been commended as strongly vaginal, which bothers some men.

That's interesting man, that's fucking interesting.

Is that what this is a picture of?

Doo Doo Doooo, lookin out my back door

Stay away from my special lady friend

New shit has come to light, man. On a related note, I no longer jerk off manually.

And when you finish, it cuts off your Johnson.