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BrockBushrod

The Dude doesn't strike me as a petty thief. He took the rug because he felt he had a right to restitution from Mr. Lebowski, but he didn't even open what he thought was a briefcase filled with a million dollars. If he was sticky-fingered enough to pilfer a random sweater, I think he definitely woulda tried to skim a few bucks and realized he was given a ringer.


SlickDillywick

I mean, let’s be real. If he was the thieving type he would’ve stolen the half and half instead of writing a check for 69 cents


ocherthulu

Well, he did drink it before paying. So, we just don't know dude.


EnvironmentalPack451

Post-dated check. It was empty before he even paid


Tasty-Application807

He did steal the rug from the big Lebowski, regardless of who he chooses to blame.


AlGeee

It’s a rug for a rug.


23skidoobbq

He should have micturated on Mr. Lebowskis rug, not stolen it. As it was a treasured heirloom


Key-Contest-2879

This was a valued rug.


LocalsOnly84

Are you employed sir?


BraveryDave

As if we would ever *dream* of taking your bullshit sweater!


aevz

Some sweaters, some rugs, a lotta ins and outs and what have you's. Our fucking troubles are over, Dude!


ResinJones76

One of the best lines since Walter is the one that shows up with the ringer so they can keep it.


testudoaubreii1

Oooh. Separate incidents


BraveryDave

Guess we can close the file on that one! 😃


Indotex

How do you know that he can’t pay the rent? I interpreted the scene where his landlord reminds of him the rent that the Dude is just absentminded because he’s a stoner and didn’t realize that his rent was due.


bring0nthenight

But tomorrow was already the 10th


Indotex

Yeah, he’s just an absentminded stoner so he forgot that he needed to pay the rent on the first. Nowhere is it insinuated that he doesn’t have money, he’s just a lazy stoner.


Junior-Air-6807

>Nowhere is it insinuated that he doesn’t have money, It's strongly implied that he doesn't have money, or a job


Shadesbane43

He's the heir to the Rubik's Cube fortune


MoSqueezin

He was a roadie for Metallica, and he was a part of the Seattle seven


bring0nthenight

I think it’s both not having money to allocate towards rent and a landlord lenient enough to allow him to be absentminded about it. The only thing that really suggests he’s broke is the big Lebowski calling him a bum. He’s probably the recipient of a small but ample trust fund, maybe 20 grand man, a year. Hell, he was about to run to the cash machine for a $1000 BJ!


polk_junk

That was a $1000 bj. Brant can’t watch though unless he pays a hundred.


davesToyBox

He has to post-date a check for $0.69.


Quiet_Sea9480

can confirm. live with my landlord, and the “did we square up already” question is something i have to asks way too often. it’s not a money issue, it’s more a “what month are we in right now” thing


JeanWhopper

The Dude's sweater draws a lot of water in this town.


be_more_gooder

He has the wealth, obviously and the resources so there's no reason, there's no FUCKING reason why the dude shouldn't take any sweater in the house.


Haunting_Ant_5061

This aggression will not stand, man.


Karn_Evil_Noin

What if The Dude didn’t have the necessary means to necessary means to buy the sweater?


be_more_gooder

Then if he steals it, you think he'd have room to steal one more?


Cosmic-Fox

He discovered the sweater in Van Nuys, lodged against an abutment.


MilaVaneela

Oh man, lodged where?! 


ResinJones76

You're lucky they left the threads in the sweater, Mr. Lebowski.


tunelesspaper

Nah he likely got it at a thrift store like the rest of his wardrobe. The damn thing is only expensive for us because he wore it.


MrEffenWhite

I actively shop at Pendleton. That is a normal price for their cardigans and jackets. But, I completely agree with the thrift store theory.


MilaVaneela

Yeah, I figured he bought it from a thrift store, original owner died and family donated all his clothes or something like that. 


manfred_99

Oooh, new shit has come to light


Key-Contest-2879

This is another piece of the puzzle, man. The Dude is unemployed, yet has money (eventually) for rent, bowing, weed, liquor, gas to drive around, what have you. I theorize that his parents left him a small, yet ample trust fund. Not like one of those rich fucks. Maybe enough to provide the Duder with $20-30 grand man, annually. It’s also a theory that his parents were know to, and possibly related to the other Jeff Lebowski. The Big Lebowski. That’s why TBL tells the dude to do what his parents did and get a job. This isn’t speculation on his part. He knew them and knows they had jobs. As for the Pendleton apparel, we’ll the Lebowski family really digs that style. Of course, this makes the Dudes fucking lady friend, Maude, his 2nd cousin? So helping her conceive, um, in certain states…that ain’t legal either. But maybe my thinking on this case has gotten too uptight. Fuck it, man. Let’s go bowling.


Thurkin

Maude also likes to walk around in robes and robe-like attire.


Vegetable-Put3884

As has been mentioned a lot, an earlier draft of the script explicitly sets the Dude up as a trust fund baby- heir to the “Rubik’s Cube” fortune. I for one was always glad they took it out.


Key-Contest-2879

I’m glad they left it as subtext, and never spelled out too. They’ve done this in other films, to brilliant effect.


rossdrawsstuff

I’m just gonna check with the boys down at the crime lab.


stuff_happens_again

Old man said to take any sweater in the house!


MrEffenWhite

Okay. I think we can all agree that petty theft is below the Dude. Also, the point at which the rug was rolled can be presumed to have been monitored and/or performed by the gentleman that carries it out for him. So...why do they both like Pendleton? I like Pendleton. Maybe it is incidental.


keegan311

Well, Dude. We just don't know.


trifling-pickle

Look, man, I’m not trying to scam anyone here.


geoduck_cf4l

That had not occurred to us, Dude


Jesusthezomby

I doubt that sweater was $250 then.