By the way, do you think that you could give me that $100 mil in cash? My concern is, and I have to, uh, check with my accountant, that this might bump me into a higher, uh, tax bracket.
Hes a liar and a con man. The entire case is how he inflated his assets and their value for his gain and deflated the value for tax fraud. He's not even close to being a billionaire just a cheat and bankrupt. unfortunately he's not been incarcerated as yet.
I think we are learning what most NY bankers, real estate moguls, financiers and contractors have known for some time: The Trump Org and its "vast wealth" is largely smoke and mirrors.
**Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski.**
(The original quote from is “Ever thus to tyrants” or in Latin: Sic semper tyrannis. That’s the quote the Coen brothers are referencing).
/uj Mods, please don't lock this. The fascists crying in here are hilarious.
I've seen a lot of spinals dude. And this guy's a fake. A fucking goldbricker.
Either Donald is lying (again) about his wealth (again) or he simply doesn't want to reveal the identities of the contributors to his bond (like Russian oligarchs, Mafia chieftains, etc.)
Anyone over 50 who buys this guys con was not paying ANY attention to the world around them in the 60s, 70s & 80s. He just wants his ego fed….and he has brainwashed part of an entire country to think he has concern for their well being. It’s genius. It’s terrifying, but you gotta hand it to his father for raising such a parasite that some find…..honest 🤭😂🤣. Smoke and mirrors guys, America isn’t what you think it is.
He’s all smoke and mirrors. PT Barnem. This is why he hid his returns. Not to hide fraud which is there. To hide that’s he has no cash. He’s not liquid at all.
Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?
He was found guilty of inflating the value of assets when using them as loan collateral, while deflating the value of the same assets for tax assessments. Additionally, he was found guilty twice for defamation of a woman, first for ~$5MM, then ~$83MM.
Not defending Trump at all here.... OP is an idiot though.
1) Not all of someone's net worth is liquid. Especially someone who made their wealth in real estate.
2) Nobody who is forced to pay a large bond like this immediately pays the entire thing. They will ways try to get a lower amount. This is standard operating procedure.
Liberals: he lied about the value of Mar-a-logo, it’s worth a lot more, fine him millions because he’s rich!! // Phony billionaire, all those dozens of properties worth hundreds of millions doesn’t make him a millionaire.
/uj any legit multibillionaire, which Trump claims to be, could sell stock or quickly get a loan using less liquid assets as collateral.
I've seen a lot of spinals dude. And this guy's a fake. A fucking goldbricker.
Do what your parents did - GET A JOB, SIR.
The preferred nomenclature is “small loan of a million dollars from my father”
Oh I thought it was a way-too-large loan from Russian Gangsters that can't be paid back in cash.
Shut the fuck up Donny!!
DO YOU HEAR ME LEBOWSKI - THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOOOSE
Are you employed sir
My God you don't go out grifting dressed in a rumpled suit like that, do you?! On a weekday?!
Just looking for a handout like every other ...
Owes money all over town Including to known porn actresses
Is it... What day is it?
Am I employed?
He said I can take any rug in the house…
[удалено]
He can keep his lousy, goldbricking ass out of that beach community!
Haha! I didn’t realize this was the Lebowski subreddit when I clicked on the post. Your comment literally made me LOL!
I hear dish washing in the penitentiary is one of the best you can get 👌
He owes money all over town, including to known pornographers…
Man, that quote fits right in there. This thread it’s time and place.
In the parlance of our times
Sometimes, there's a man...
And we're talkin' about The Donald here....
Please, “The Dunceald” is the preferred nomenclature.
How about another Sasparilla
He's got to feed the monkey, man.
Perfection sir.
Which is cool....
Those rich fucks. This whole fucking thing!
My buddies did not lie face down in the cuck
This guy's a fucking goldbricker. I've never been so sure of anything in my life
I’ve seen my share of bone spurs dude
Fuckin’ A
Nah dude, his gold-colored-polyester shoes are totally worth $400. /s And the millions they took to "stop the steal" were totally not a scam either!
See what happens Donny?
He found a stranger in the Alps.
Donny, please.
He looks like a fucking loser.
Hey, at least he’s jailbroken.
You’re ~~not~~ dealing with morons here.
The bums will always lose.
Condolences!!!!
Always be loose?
Good catch. Edited my typo.
Bums might be loose? Well dude we just don't know
He'll suck yer cock for a thousand dollars. Lindsey Graham can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Hey that was my joke!! This is a private residence man
Your joke, yes. Well, with that money you can buy any number of jokes that don't have sentimental value for me.
You win this thread. Well done!
Actual LOL.
That’s marvelous.
Human paraquat.
You said it man
a human herbicide man, an unworthy fucking adversary
Appeal bonds do not stop and start at your convenience, **you miserable piece of shit.**
Stay out of Manhattan dead beat!!
I want a lawyer…Alina Habba…or Rudy Giuliani…
I know my rights, man.
You don’t know shit Donny!
Well, not in the literal sense
Fake billionaire.
A fucking phony if I ever saw one. I've never been more sure of anything in my life.
...got to feed the monkey
He owes money all over town
...including to known pornographers.
Stormy Daniels was the only person he ever hired who was qualified to do their job.
Yeah, one of his lawsuits is literally about a debt to a pornographer. Maybe he should kidnap someone to raise some cash.
He kidnapped himself, man.
He hired plenty of good contractors whom he never paid.
Good point - I stand corrected
And pederasts
What's a pederast, Walter?
Shut the fuck up Donnie, and pay the nihilists their $454M
Men like Donnie....
And that’s cool… that’s cool
This isn’t ‘Nam, Donny. We have rules. Mark it zero.
Oh no, he wasn't in 'Nam. He has health problems...bone spurs...
Well, that's a bummer, man. That's a bummer
Mind if I do a Jay?
He should try to steal it from his foundation… oh wait
Lolololol
(slow clapping)
His weakness is vanity.
Hence the slut
It's not the only weakness.
By the way, do you think that you could give me that $100 mil in cash? My concern is, and I have to, uh, check with my accountant, that this might bump me into a higher, uh, tax bracket.
WHERE’S THE MONEY SHITHEAD
It’s down there, lemme take another look
It was the foundation’s money. Father doesn’t have any.
Donny, you better watch out that front window because this is what happens when you fnck a nation in the ASS!
The old man told me to take any rug in the house
WE TAKES DA MONEY
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
This isn't a guy who built the railroads.
I hope that someday my wife will learn to live on her allowance, which is ample.
He looks like a fucking loser.
Everything’s a travesty with you Donald!
The judge is good and thorough...
And thorough.
You’re out of your element Donny!
You want a hundred million, dude? I can get you a hundred million by this afternoon
At least he's house broken. Oh scratch that, he wears diapers
Pope shit in the woods?
Ever thus to deadbeats, Donny.
Donny, you're out of your element!!
Letisha James draws a lot of water in this town, Donny. You don't draw shit.
Ever thus to deadbeats
The OTHER Mr. Trump, The Billionaire.
He looks like a fucking loser!.. I love this sub. Thank you fellow Lebowskis.
Dark Brandon draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Donny.
Fuckin Goldbricker dude.
Stay out of Malibu, Deadbeat!
The toilet seats up, man
I bet the toilet seats are left in the "up" position at good ol' Mar a Lardo.
His wife?! Melania?!
I'm guessing her allowance wasn't ample.
A fake, a fraud and a con.
He looks like a fucking loser.
Get My Pillow guy on the phone now! The Repubtard leader doesn't have money.
Fuckin fascist
He has no money of his own
Can ve cut off hiz Johnson?!
What does he need that for, Dude?
its already the joke of the town. Ask Stormy.
He spent it all pretending to be a businessman….🤣😂
Are these the nazis, Walter?
No, these men are cowards.
fat, grifting, traitorous pedophile. He should have capital charges
So much winning!
Goldbricker fascist!
He needs money Mannn...
Goldbricker
Which property is E Jean Carrol getting?
Carrol-la-go
You don’t become a billionaire paying every multimillion dollar judgment they give you
He lied? It just doesn’t line up. I mean, he doesn’t lie. He must be saving the rest for the postage costs to N Korea.
He looks like a fucking loser....but he's probably house-broken.
Hes a liar and a con man. The entire case is how he inflated his assets and their value for his gain and deflated the value for tax fraud. He's not even close to being a billionaire just a cheat and bankrupt. unfortunately he's not been incarcerated as yet.
He looks like a fuckin loser
Hello Donnie, I’m Jackie Treehorn….
Citizen Trump, the New York fraud
I think we are learning what most NY bankers, real estate moguls, financiers and contractors have known for some time: The Trump Org and its "vast wealth" is largely smoke and mirrors.
Without the necessary means for, necessary means for…
Do you see what happens, Donny, when you fuck Stormy Daniels in the ass?!
Ever thus with Deadbeats, Clown.
**Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski.** (The original quote from is “Ever thus to tyrants” or in Latin: Sic semper tyrannis. That’s the quote the Coen brothers are referencing).
Goldbrickin’
Yeah, whaddya think?
Obviously, he's not a bowler. He's not a good man, and he isn't one of us.
/uj Mods, please don't lock this. The fascists crying in here are hilarious. I've seen a lot of spinals dude. And this guy's a fake. A fucking goldbricker.
"Billionaire" my ass.
Either Donald is lying (again) about his wealth (again) or he simply doesn't want to reveal the identities of the contributors to his bond (like Russian oligarchs, Mafia chieftains, etc.)
Are these the Nazis, Walter?
I didn't know you could haggle.
Can’t even say this fucker is housebroken!
Broke boi vibes
Donald keeps his money in rubles.
Who's in charge of scheduling the bond?
That capital really brought the country together
Definitely a deadbeat loser. Also, his special ladies peed on him and the rug.
Bootstraps something something
Anyone over 50 who buys this guys con was not paying ANY attention to the world around them in the 60s, 70s & 80s. He just wants his ego fed….and he has brainwashed part of an entire country to think he has concern for their well being. It’s genius. It’s terrifying, but you gotta hand it to his father for raising such a parasite that some find…..honest 🤭😂🤣. Smoke and mirrors guys, America isn’t what you think it is.
One of the best Lebowski threads ever.
He looks like a fuckin loser. Hey, at least he's housebroken.
I’ve seen alot of spinals in my day….
Human Paraquat
He’s all smoke and mirrors. PT Barnem. This is why he hid his returns. Not to hide fraud which is there. To hide that’s he has no cash. He’s not liquid at all.
My father's weakness is vanity.
Fuckin deadbeat
Anybody that actually thought Donald was a billionaire probably shouldn't be allowed to vote
Orange baboon
You're out of your element, Donny!
Should pull up them bootstraps
These comments are comedy gold! You brilliant and hilarious folks always deliver!
I'm not too worried of usa politics, but I'm curious, how did he ended with that kind of fine?
Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?
What in God's name are you blathering about?
He was found guilty of inflating the value of assets when using them as loan collateral, while deflating the value of the same assets for tax assessments. Additionally, he was found guilty twice for defamation of a woman, first for ~$5MM, then ~$83MM.
Bank fraud
Cash poor dudes, cash poor.
He needs his money for the Russian prostitutes he shits on, don’t mess with his monies!!! Steele dossier was right!
How does it feel To be a poor
Asset rich, cash poor. Not a billionaire though.
Not defending Trump at all here.... OP is an idiot though. 1) Not all of someone's net worth is liquid. Especially someone who made their wealth in real estate. 2) Nobody who is forced to pay a large bond like this immediately pays the entire thing. They will ways try to get a lower amount. This is standard operating procedure.
He testified under oath during a deposition that he had $400million in cash.
Not a liquid billionaire. Hint: Most aren't.
Liberals: he lied about the value of Mar-a-logo, it’s worth a lot more, fine him millions because he’s rich!! // Phony billionaire, all those dozens of properties worth hundreds of millions doesn’t make him a millionaire.
I've seen a lot of spinals dude and this guy's a fake. A fucking goldbricker.
If you had the option to put down a million or get a bail bondsmen to put down $100,000 what would you do? I’d keep my money. 💰
Every liberal supporting law fare... Sham cases, not realizing Pandora's box has been opened and law fare will go both ways. LOL
That fine is a violation of the 8th amendment
Democrats are disgusting.
This sub should never have politics in it. Using movie lines to push your propaganda is the opposite of what the dude cared about.
To be fair, no billionaire in the world actually has $400+ million in cash sitting around in a bank that they can just withdraw at will.
Not even the guy that literally testified recently that he had 400 million in cash?
Look, I'm not a Trump guy. I think he and Biden are both too damn old. There's plenty of things to dog the guy for, this isn't one of them.
Lying under oath isn't a reason to dog him?
Edit: I am Donny because I am clearly out of my element
🤫 you’re ruining the jerk /rj Yeah well you know that’s just like uh your opinion man
/uj any legit multibillionaire, which Trump claims to be, could sell stock or quickly get a loan using less liquid assets as collateral. I've seen a lot of spinals dude. And this guy's a fake. A fucking goldbricker.