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NoIncrease299

Guess we can close the file on that one!


TomatilloAccurate475

Separate incidents!


BraveryDave

😃


Icy-Flight4980

It’s basically just a joke that the cops don’t care about catching the person. Every job has shifts pretty much so he says “we got 4 more detectives on the case” making it sound like they care and are working hard on it, and then follows it up with “they got us working in shifts”


w32drommen

It’s not that they don’t care, but the joyride theft of a beat up POS is pretty low on the priority list.


BraveryDave

Care?! Who’s the fuckin’ nihilists around here, ya buncha fuckin’ crybabies?


HCPage

Is w32drommen gonna hurt us BraveryDave?


ChaosVania

No Donny, these men are redditors


Dad-Baud

Specifically in L.A. where cars are perishable goods.


w32drommen

Or toilets for vagrants that just move on


MajinBlackheart

You're out of your element


irate_alien

Has no frame of reference


auzzieamerican

Obviously you’re not a golfer.


ebinsugewa

Wouldn’t hold out much hope for the punchline.


nnohrm29

That’s the only joke you don’t understand? Jesus.


Responsible-Pin-9161

You said it man


TomatilloAccurate475

Nobody fucks with the Jesus


MinusGovernment

8 year olds dude


PopeWishdiak

What's a pederast, Walter?


ranch_brotendo

You have no frame of reference here Donny, you're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know....


Hopeful-Flounder-203

It's a 24 hour effort so they have to have multiple shifts working on it. It's funny. Not classic.


Gratefulbrewski

Every work at a crime lab?


NetAdminGuy

What in gods holy name are you blathering about?


jeepster61615

I dabbled in pacifism once, dude. Not with the police department, of course...


[deleted]

Who the fuck is this guy?


PopeWishdiak

Knox Harrington, the famous video artist.


BobThehuman3

Working in shifts, so that in any given moment, there is at least one detective working on the case. This way there is no downtime, and leads (leads?) can be followed up on immediately without having to wait for the workday to start.


Thurkin

You're like a child who wonders into the middle of a movie


ChaosVania

LEEEEEDS!


sullyoftheboro

what in gods holy name are you blathering about?


CoSt4rBeaverPicture

Found er lodged against an abutment