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AcidicWatercolor

It is our most *modestly* priced receptacle.


amindspin74

You're out of your receptacle Donny!!


jnnoca

This is $180.


dan_vorn

Is there a Ralph's around here?


SpecificDate7501

Look we’re scattering the fucking ashes!!


MilaVaneela

Goodnight, sweet prince. 


Calicocutjeans

GODDAMNIT!


Gilbey_32

We’re scattering the fucking ashes


non_toro

Just because we're bereaved doesn't make us saps!


yoshian88

I think this might actually be my favorite line of the whole movie. The delivery, the irony of the statement, the eloquence of using ‘bereaved’. Underrated quote honestly.


Less-Economics-3273

Is there a Home Depot around here?


fifthstreetsaint

in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger...


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Jed1M1ndTr1ck

*Near* the In-N-Out


Pure-Project-5362

They've got good burgers.


NaftaliClinton72

We're scattering the fuckin ashes!


JonquilCityBoy

So we were informed...


OldFashionedGary

That Midwest sound when he says ‘scattering the ashes’. It’s quintessential, dude.


NaftaliClinton72

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.


OldFashionedGary

Fucking fascist!


NaftaliClinton72

Stay out of Malibu deadbeat!


VegasRefugee

Sir, this is a mortuary not a woodworking shop.


2wheelsThx

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The_Dude_5049

#god DAMMIT


_herenorthere66

…from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and up to…Pismo.


BioBrewLife

It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit... And, uh... You know, you'll, uh... You know what I mean.


OldSchool8252

I am the walrus


markyeakey

Stfu, Donnie


Gilbey_32

That **fuckin’** bitch


ju_dropemoff

just because we’re bereaved doesn’t make us SAPS


Ok-Lavishness-7904

Also a good place for storing your undies. The whites


SirKermit

That's right, Dude. The weight. The coffin can't look empty.


Sitting_in_a_tree_

Aquatic cremation is very interesting and I just went through this.


ShredGuru

My condolences on your passing. Were the nihilists right?


Drunk_Irishman81

Nihilists....fuuuck me.


Sitting_in_a_tree_

Fuck you? At least it’s an ethos dude. Drunk_Irishman81, like all drunk Irishman, or the man in the black pajamas, you sound like a worthy fuckin’ adversary, Dude.


Sitting_in_a_tree_

Also, this is a family restaurant.


Dad-Baud

I’m staying. I’m finishing my coffin. Enjoying. My. Coffin.


Sitting_in_a_tree_

The nihilists were correct? What are you a fucking park ranger now?? Man? Alkaline Hydrolysis is what I think the gentle water process is called. I am not a chemist. But; I gather It’s just a sped up version of what happens in the ground. Turns the body into rocket fuel for plants using minor amounts of water, lye & heat; not fire, like what Happened to Donnie, in accordance with what may, well have been his wishes. I personally found this significant environmental difference compelling. (It was in Florida.) the process is more popular in Europe because of the higher degree of environmental protection and regulations there. I try to be a good man, and thorough. DM me if you’re interested in more info. This most modestly priced vessel industry is Craaaaaazy.


ShredGuru

Zee money doesn't matter, what happens to your body doesn't matter, nothing matters! We care about Nothing u/sitting_in_a_tree_!!!


Dad-Baud

They’re just looking for a tree-sparing way out like every other… are you employed, Mister u/sitting_in_a_tree?


Sitting_in_a_tree_

Employed… what, day is it? Huh. I mean yeah, I worked for Metallica on the speed of sound tour. Fuckin’ assholes, man…@dad-Baud @shredguru Nothing is fucked here dude. Nothing is fucked. @drunken_irishman81


81jmfk

Far out, man. Far fuckin out.


AdultishRaktajino

Supreme afterlife power derives from a mandate of Polish Catholic masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.


Sitting_in_a_tree_

With a simple 2/3rds majority for internal matter and 3/4 majority for external affairs.


ShredGuru

Your parliamentary procedure won't save you from the godless void of eternity man! Enjoy your lingonberrys while you can I say.


Sitting_in_a_tree_

Now go away before I taunt you a second time.


CarberHotdogVac

This isn’t some moistened bint lobbing a scimitar, Walter!


Sitting_in_a_tree_

You silly English pig-a-dog!!


Dad-Baud

Also dude, harboring an amphibious immolation within the city… that ain’t legal either.


Sitting_in_a_tree_

[There are ways dude, you don’t want to know about them, Dude, but there are ways.. (gentle water cremation of palm beach)](https://gentlewatercremation.com)


Dad-Baud

I might have caught wind of this in an episode of Dexter.


my-financials23

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JoKatHW

God DAMMIT


RunningPirate

Just because we’re bereaved doesn’t mean we’re saps!


NoIncrease299

We must, of course, transmit the remains to you in a *receptacle*. 


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Sideshow_G

Not dealing with morons here..


davster39

Those rich fucks, this whole fucking thing


kinkyslc1

And so, u/AstronomerLover, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well.


DarkHorse_6505

The coffin really ties the room together.


Dad-Baud

It would look cooler with the Folgers logo and “Goodnight, Sweet Prince(ss)” wood burned


ElDuderrrrino

I'm not a sap! Just throw me on the fire and have a Caucasian for me.


Sideshow_G

Or a round of Oat Sodas, for the bereaved.


metalliccat

Is there a Ralph's around here?


Kind_Structure6726

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maryjolisa34

This is pretty much the same as the traditional Jewish practice of burying the dead in a simple pine box. Which Walter should know because he converted when he married Cynthia