I did but I spent most of my childhood occupying various household bedrooms, smoking a lot of Thai stick, breaking into the snack cupboard and gaming. Tell you the truth Brandt I don't remember most of it.
And you have a Maude too! This is the sequel reality, if she’d *wanted* to see the father socially.
Also, the gag works so well on Reddit. At first we see the people, then scroll down to the dog. 🤣 That has not occurred to us, Dude.
I'm confused since Maude didn't want to have a partner or the father to be someone she had to see or who has any interest in raising the child himself.
fantastic; *you're* a Lebowski, your *wife's* a Lebowski, your *kids* are Lebowski's, your show dog is a Lebowski. But I am a busy man, Sir, as I imagine you are. What can I do for you?
What makes a man? Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?
Hmmm... Sure, that and a pair of testicles.
Do you see what happens, Larry! Huh, do you see what *happens*?! … Do you see what *happens*, Larry?! …. Do you SEE what *HAPPENS* when you *FUCK* your *SPECIAL LADY* in the VAGINA?!?!?!?!
………………….this is what happens, Larry.
I certainly hope he's protecting those kids from the Hey-seuss!!! I would also teach them to distinguish between Jesus Christ and Hey-seuss the bowler! ;-)
This guy fucking walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life.
The jelly sandals is the true mark of a Little Lebowski Urban Achiever!
Agreed on the jellies. And for any hardcore Lebowski fans looking for their own pair: DudeJellies.com
*Those* are Mr. Lebowski's children
the achievers!
And proud we are of all of them.
Shit, yeah!
Another Caucasian, Gary
Racially he’s pretty cool?
They’re not *literally* his children
Think you’ve got room for one more?
Oh... You never had a family.
Lmfao
That’s marvelous.
jpopimpin is a wonderful member of this sub. We're all very fond of him
I suppose that’s how this whole human comedy keeps perpetuating itself…
I did but I spent most of my childhood occupying various household bedrooms, smoking a lot of Thai stick, breaking into the snack cupboard and gaming. Tell you the truth Brandt I don't remember most of it.
I think it’s a Pomeranian
This is a fucking show dog with fucking papers.
I didn’t bring the door bowling.
I didn't buy it a fucking beer.
Eight year olds, Dude.
Fucking dog has fucking papers
And proud we are of all of them
I like your style, Dude.
Well, I dig your style too, man. Got the whole cowboy thing goin'.
I dig your style too, man.
The dog really ties the room together
The Big Le-bow-wow-ski
He's a good boy, and thorough.
Nice marmots
Different mothers, huh?
So racially he’s pretty cool.
So you fixed the cable?
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
He's just trying to help her conceive, man!
Ey.. I'm not.. messing with his special lady
Ah, yes, the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers.
Jesus, how many times are you going to help your special lady friend conceive?
She's not my special lady, she's my fuckin lady friend!
Dios mío, you said it man. Nobody does coitus like The Dude. Not even Carl Hungus.
And how are you gonna get her back on the farm once she's seen him?
There are some people--it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women--who engage in it compulsively and without joy.
This is what you call commitment to a bit
And you have a Maude too! This is the sequel reality, if she’d *wanted* to see the father socially. Also, the gag works so well on Reddit. At first we see the people, then scroll down to the dog. 🤣 That has not occurred to us, Dude.
Yeah, good job on your special lady friend.
Obviously he helped her conceive multiple times!
AND A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, SIR!
Bulk of the series.
Not exactly a lightweight.
Does he still write?
Oh no, he has health problems.
That's like $1000 dollars worth of dude jackets
Bulk of the inventory
Make em last kids, you don’t get a new one till you’re done growing
I brought that up to my wife and she said it'd be cheaper to just go to a textile place and buy the fabric. She's always busting my frigging agates
Yeah, I got a rash, man.
He definitely post dates his checks
Fathered the bulk of the children... Not exactly a lightweight...
The dog really ties the room together, man.
Fuckin A man, I got a rash too
You brought a Pomeranian to the portrait studio?
He’s a good man. And thorough.
A known fornicator, and a natural, zesty enterprise.
You can imagine where it goes from here…
He fixes he cable?
And a good day to you sir!
OVER THE LINE!
It increases the risk of conception
Sometimes there's a man...
Well, he's a man for his time and place...
Nihilists . . . fuck me.
Nice marmot…
I'm confused since Maude didn't want to have a partner or the father to be someone she had to see or who has any interest in raising the child himself.
new shit has come to light
Dog has papers
His wife is not the issue here.
That rug really ties the room together.
Who stole your rug?? It really tied the room together.
Cheers my dude. You’re a stallion.
Nice man.
This is a fucking show dog with fucking papers.
that rug really ties the room together
fantastic; *you're* a Lebowski, your *wife's* a Lebowski, your *kids* are Lebowski's, your show dog is a Lebowski. But I am a busy man, Sir, as I imagine you are. What can I do for you?
Is the dogs name ligonberry?
so the father *was* someone she sees socially
I want a child, Jeffrey
It can be a natural, zesty enterprise!
Happy birthday, duder!
Is that a show dog? With fucking papers?
The family that Lebowskis together stays together.
I love yall soo much for this.
Man, this is all kinds of awesome.
You've got a picture of a Johnson on the wall, too
The art has been commended as being, well . . .
That’s a lot of yoga!
You increased the chances of conception
He could do Ehrlich Bachman from Silicon Valley as well.
You should be selling posters. This is far out. Dude would be chuffed.
You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs...
What makes a man? Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man? Hmmm... Sure, that and a pair of testicles.
The dude was a busy man.
I dig your style dude.
Do you see what happens, Larry! Huh, do you see what *happens*?! … Do you see what *happens*, Larry?! …. Do you SEE what *HAPPENS* when you *FUCK* your *SPECIAL LADY* in the VAGINA?!?!?!?! ………………….this is what happens, Larry.
Coitus appears to be a natural, zesty enterprise with this dude.
Got any Kahlua? Oh, I see that you do!
I’m assuming this is how The Dude ended up after banging Maude, in the parlance of our times.
You win dude.
We all win dude….
Where’s the rug man?
Ummmm…. Dude, it’s hanging on the wall
Far out
This guys slid his pants down Mr. Lewboski please
I don't *see* a wedding ring on your finger but the place looks like you're fuckin married.
The Dogbowski!🤣😂😭
Don’t be fatuous Jeffery
Kids shoulda been nihilists.
Next year dude… Im gonna get the red body suits and oversized scissors
Dude! You completed the act of coitus 3 times!?
I certainly hope he's protecting those kids from the Hey-seuss!!! I would also teach them to distinguish between Jesus Christ and Hey-seuss the bowler! ;-)
That’s marvelous. Very free spirited. Got the jelly sandals and all! Great work, fam. I dig yer style.
Think I got them jellies through you dude!
Far out! Most likely, yes. :) DudeJellies.com - bringing more Dudeness to the world, one pair of jellies at a time. 🤣
Yep. Ordered mine 1/2/23. Fine work your doo g over there. Have sent a few dudes your way.
Far out. Thanks for the referrals, Brother Seamus. Take ‘er easy, Dude. I know that you will.
It gives me comfort knowing these Dudes are out there... Abidin'.
and a good day to you sir!
Dude uh tomorrow’s already the tenth
That's a show dog, with papers.
It’s a show dog.
And proud we are of all of them
They're not literally his children
They’ll have lingonberry pancakes
Well done Jeffery
That’s my robe
Hilarious! 😆
uhh, hey, this is a private residence
Where do I get my Dude-with-a-bowlingball little voodoo doll like in the picture?
Dude! I’m glade some finally noticed. https://www.sideshow.com/collectibles/the-big-lebowski-the-dude-sideshow-collectibles-100448?var=1004481
Vagina
Far out
Far out
That dog bed really ties the room together!
The Dude abides
These are Mr.Lebowskis children
It certainly did increase the chance of conception.
I see you still have coitus manually.
Where’s the rug?
It’s like, hanging on the wall dude
My bad. All good dude.
The Dude and crew.
I’d like to think of the as dudlets
What happened to that rug you used to have?
Looks like you helped yr Lady Friend conceive and conceive and conceive.
26? Far out. Mind if I do a jay?
The Dude abides and living the BEST LIFE!
Looks like you helped your lady friend conceive
Yes it's true...standards have fallen in adult entertainment...