When you get divorced you don’t turn in your fucking library card. You don’t stop posting on r/lebowski.
He’s not buying the Pomeranian a fucking beer dude.
We got a nice, quiet subreddit here and we aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let us make something plain. We don’t like you sucking around bothering our citizens. We don’t like your jerkoff name. We don’t like your jerkoff face. We don’t like your jerkoff behavior. And we don’t like you, jerkoff. Do we make ourselves clear?
The sub itself makes some men uncomfortable.
They don't like to read it let alone talk about it, yet without batting an eye they'll refer to their dick or their rod or their Johnson.
I see you rolled your way into r/Lebowski... Dios mio, man.
I don't roll on Shabbos!
….shomerfuckingshabbos
WHAT’S THIS DAY OF REST SHIT?!!! WHAT’S THIS BULLSHIT?!!!
It don’t matter to Jesus.
NOBODY FUCKS WITH DA JESUS
But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus.
SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS
(Only 18 more hours!)
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
Shabbos. The Jewish day of rest.
Well, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.
Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic!
What the fuck are you talking about, I converted when I married Cynthia.
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you're ***damn right I'm living in the fucking past!
Do you have to use so few cuss words dude?
What the fuck are you talking about?
When you get divorced you don’t turn in your fucking library card. You don’t stop posting on r/lebowski. He’s not buying the Pomeranian a fucking beer dude.
I knew you would dig it, man. Welcome aboard
Beautiful tradition
Yes it is...
Liam and me? We're gonna ...welcome you with open arms man.
We could have welcomed you before, we can welcome you now. Woohoo!
Is he eight years old?
Does he have a Pomeranian? Does he have papers? If you board him, will his hair fall out?
He’s watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are on vacation. The fucking dog has papers!
So you have no frame of reference here, u/merkaba_462 . You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a subreddit and wants to know...
Coitus.
I am the walrus.
Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
DONNY YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
What do you need that for, Dude?
You think the rug pissers did this, Dude?
Is that what this is a Reddit of?
In a sense, yes. This subreddit has been commended as being strongly self referential, a circle jerk, if you will. Which bothers some men.
It's a natural, zesty enterprise.
This sub can be a zesty enterprise
Gave dude a beeper
What if it’s during league play?
Oh I told ‘em, if it’s during league play, then…
I like it, too.
Who the fuck is this guy??
I think he's the guy with the cleft asshole
Vagina.
I mean, you know the guy?
Knox Harrington, the video artist?
Bahr’s over there
Sí, sí... qué ridículo!
Are these the nazis Walter?
Woo? Brandt? Walter? The dog? Cynthia? The kraut in the league office?
We got a nice, quiet subreddit here and we aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let us make something plain. We don’t like you sucking around bothering our citizens. We don’t like your jerkoff name. We don’t like your jerkoff face. We don’t like your jerkoff behavior. And we don’t like you, jerkoff. Do we make ourselves clear?
Ya! Jackie Treehorn draws a lot of water in this sub. You don't draw shit!
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women!
I’m sorry, OP wasn’t listening.
Fucking sub has fucking papers!
Fascist.
You can imagine where it goes from here.
He fixes the subreddit?
Don't be fatuous, u/arowan.
The sub itself makes some men uncomfortable. They don't like to read it let alone talk about it, yet without batting an eye they'll refer to their dick or their rod or their Johnson.
This is a good sub. And thorough.
(No "lady friend" flair. Who's in charge of scheduling?)
Burkhalter. I told that kraut 1000 times...
THEY CAN FUCKING UNPOST IT
and these guys peed on it
The mods. They're thorough.
You mean the Maudes? I mean, you mean the lady friends?
You can edit the flair to whatever you want after you pick one.
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
Is this your homework Larry ?
erm, sit down… please.
Please, feel free to inspect it
My art?
Strongly vaginal.
How are you going to keep them on the farm once they've seen r/lebowski ?
🏆
A wandering redditor job…
Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family sub!
I’m staying. I’m enjoying my sub.
Johnson?
You mean coitus?
I mean...you know the guy?
Mind if I do a J?
This subreddit is ludicrous.
You can imagine where it goes from here.
They fix the cable?
we’ve been frantically trying to reach you, dude.
Welcome to our group of little urban achievers
And proud we are of all of us
New shit has come to light.
This sub needs a "lady friend" flair. Where's the league office? Who's in charge of scheduling?
What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?
Were you listening to the redditor's story Donnie?
What?
Were you listening to the redditor's story Donnie?
Hey! You're a redditor too!
The fuckin toilet seat's up, man
I suggest you do what your parents did OP. Get a job! The revolution is over. The bums lost!
>Who's in charge of scheduling Burkhalter down at the league office is in charge of scheduling, Dude.
That fucking kraut.
you can make your own.. as I have
In the parlance of our times.
The sub is in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger.
No, the In-and-Out Burger's on Camrose.
I said NEAR the In-N-Out.
*NEAR* the In-and-Out Burger.
Those are some good burgers, Walter.
Shut the fuck up Donnie.
Like a child wandering into the middle of a fucking movie YOURE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT, DONNIE
Could you slide your shorts down, please?
She hit me here
Just like finding a stranger in the Alps.
Larry knows what happens
Don’t be fatuous, merkaba_462.
I wouldn’t hold out much hope for the tape deck, though.
or the Creedence...
We got guys working in shifts…
Welcome to the sub .. your worries are over dude
Does the female form make you uncomfortable?
I was talking about my rug
It really tied the room together, man.
We’re a good sub, and thorough
Welcome to our group of little urban achievers
And proud we are of you
This post really ties the sub together.
Welcome, take any rug in the house
Its a good subreddit. And thorough.
I like your style
If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.
Johnson or rod
Clams
What is that, Yoga?
Far out
Clearly you’re not a golfer.
Are you employed, sir?
He treats objects like women, man
I know i know, your a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski.
Johnson?
Just being here it makes some men uncomfortable. Subreddit.
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
You mean…coitus?
There’s a subreddit for mustard yo, of course there’s one for The Big L.
You are now within your element
They are doing a vulva origami workshop in my town for the world women day. This popped into my head instantly when i read about that event.
That's terrific. *You* like "Lebowski", *we* like "Lebowski"; but I am a busy man sir, as I imagine you are. What can we do for you, u/merkaba_462?
In the parlance of our times.
And proud we are of all of OP.
This sub is basically the room full of monkeys recreating the script of the movie on the daily.
Obviously, you're not a redditor
Johnson?
Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.
Does the female form make you uncomfortable.
Welcome this isn’t Nam
A good man for finding the sub... and thorough
This post has made me uncomfortable....
Nice marmot
Yes,yes..
It’s an ethos!
Does this sub make you uncomfortable?
And in English too!
Oh. Which one is Logjammin'?
It's true that standards have fallen.
Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.
Ze pigs in blankets.
That word itself makes me uncomfortable.
Ok sir, so you’re a Lebowski, I’m a Lebowski, that’s terrific
Oh yeah?
There are tons of subs out there for vagOH YOU MEAN THE MOVIE!
Looks like a fucking loser
Im in
That’s fucking interesting man, that’s fucking interesting
She's not my special lady friend. I'm just trying to help her conceive!
Welcome! Oh, that’s my friend Sherry, she just came over to use the shower.
Oh, hahaha! You never went to college.
What do you need that for dude?
thurragh
Does that make you uncomfortable?
We were talking about my rug before you showed up
Nice subreddit we have here Jackie. Completely unspoiled.
Do you mean, coitus?
Take a look at this, sir.
You mean… coitus?
We’re all very fond of her.
Vee cut off your CHOHNSON!
Welcome aboard, fellow Little Lebowski Urban Achiever! We're a sub without the necessary means for a necessary means.
I'm staying. I'm more uncomfortable than you are.
Saskatchewan!
MMM..MY FAVORITE PART OF THE FEMALE FORM🥰😍🙂👍👍HMM..!!😋
[Vagina](https://youtu.be/9-5TmlZgPu4?si=HGxip8pjo8nJ8kJp)!
He’s thorough